Six Broken Hearts

Chapter 12: A weird wedding

I woke up, shaken by Jacob.

"Wake up Sam! You have got to get ready!" I yawned and swatted his hand away.

"Ugh, ready for what?" I ask.

"For your wedding!" I shot up out of bed.

"Oh crap I forgot!" I said. I got dressed quickly as possible. I started remembering that four weeks ago I had said yes to Rainbow's proposal. We waited four weeks because I was not entirely sure and quick about it. We still wanted to get married and here I am. I got into my tuxedo and looked at myself in the mirror. "Do I look okay? I hope I do. Am I being nervous? Oh man I needed a different suit don't I?" Bonebeat shut me up, and smiled chuckling.

"Sam, you're fine, just, calm down okay?" Bonebeat said. I sighed, breathing in and out. I then started hyperventilating. Thunderlane slapped me hard.

"CALM DOWN MAN!!!" He yelled. I calmed down while Max and Jacob looked at Thunderlane surprised. He gave them a questioned look. "What? I've done this kind of thing hundreds of times, it works every time as well."

"Thanks Thunder I needed that," I said. We chilled out a little. I was nervous as all hell though. I smiled nervously.

"Sam, chill out, you have thirty minutes before the wedding, come on let's go," I nodded and we went to it. I sat in the front row. I had some time to kill. I looked behind me to see who was attending. I saw RD's friends, my co-workers, my best stallions and man, the Cakes, and the pri- wait the princesses!? They saw me and waved. I instantly bowed. They rolled their eyes.

"You do not need to bow Sam, you're a friend to us," Luna said. I nodded. I sat up and smiled. Bonebeat was handling the music as well as being my best man. I figured that out when I asked if he knew anyone to play music. He said he could put a record he made from another wedding. I decided why not. He said he's attended weddings before, and that he did ask the ponies who made the song if it was okay. They said it was and I thought why not. I loved the music. I got in place as soon as the music started. I smiled as pony, after human, then pony again. I was awestruck as Rainbow came down the aisle. She had on a beautiful white gown, and I could only stare at her in awe. She got up to me.

"So how do I look?" She whispers.

"I can't describe how beautiful you are," I whisper back.

"Welcome today everypony to see another, beautiful, wedding in Ponyville," said Mayor Mare. "This wedding must be very special, especially Sam," I blushed being center of attention. I knew we should've eloped. "But, this couple, can actually give us a new look on love, for even though Sam, is an alien from another planet, and that Rainbow, is a different species than him, it shows that love can go far, and that it can be a mysterious thing, that and it can be surprising. Sam and Rainbow faced some problem during there dates, but they still shined on, and show that they can be together, no matter what. Now, Sam, do you take Rainbow Dash, as your lawfully wedded wife?"

"You can bet on your bits I do!" I said. Mayor chuckled.

"Don't go overboard Sam, now Rainbow, do you take Sam, as your lawfully husband?" She looked at me. She hesitated. I felt my heart skip a beat. She chuckled seeing my reaction.

"Yes, yes I do," She said.

"Rainbow, you can now kiss the bride!" I looked at her. "Oops, I meant Sam, you can now kiss the bride!"

"You forgot that Rainbow's a mare didn't you?" I ask. She smiled.

"On the contrary," I thought she agreed with me, and nodded. I realized what she actually said. Before I could object, Rainbow had rolled her eyes and kissed me. I melted in to the kiss. Rainbow soon threw the flowers backwards and Applejack catches it. She and Joe looked at each other blushing. Me and Rainbow chuckled. We then headed home once the party was over. I sighed once we were in Rainbow's home.

"Hey Rainbow? Where should we go for our honeymoon?" I asked. She shrugged and fell down on the bed. I fell down beside her. She smiled, holding my hand in her hoof. I sighed in relief that today was over. For five seconds.

"I know! We could go to Las Pegasus!" I almost groaned but nodded.

"Sounds fun to me!" I said. We were on the train ride there in an hour.

Later

I groaned and got off the train. It took us a huge amount of time to get here, but I think it was worth it. Rainbow was still pumped.

"Come on Sam! We've got to go to a restaurant first! I'm starving!" She said while landing on me dramatically, making me carry her. I didn't mind for the most part, but I was tired! I walked to the first restaurant I saw. I put Rainbow down and we walk in. I ordered the first thing I saw. Bacon burger. It has BACON on it. BACON FOR FRICKS SAKE! When I got it. I dug in. Rainbow almost bursted laughing seeing that I actually didn't care for manners. I glared at her.

"Rainbow, I haven't eaten meat at all for a month!" I said. She rolled her eyes and chowed into her hay burger. I smirked and she stopped me before I even spoke. We left after eating and looked around for a hotel. I found one and it was three stars.

"Nah, Sam we should go to a five star," she said. I rolled my eyes.

"Rainbow, we have a budget," I said. She sighs.

"Fine, but I better get a massage by the end of this!" She said. I chuckled. We entered the room. The desk pony looks up and raises an eyebrow.

"May I help you two?" I went up to her.

"We would like a room please," I said. She gives me a raised eyebrow. "Me and the rainbow pegasus are married," I said. She looked at Rainbow. She nodded.

"Alright, here are your keys to the private room," I looked at her puzzled. "There's a discount for married couples," she explained. I thanked her and we entered our private room.

(I'm going to time skip, because I only said that sex was referenced.)

We woke up next morning, Rainbow on my chest, and breathing softly. I smiled. I put on clothes and ate something. I smiled looking at Rainbow sleeping. I loved her, I thought. I loved her when I've only known her for a few weeks. I am weird, I guess I just have a good heart.