I'm Mad as Tartarus And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore!

SEVERAL MONTHS LATER...

All around Equestria, ponies glanced at their clocks and rushed to the radio. The familiar theme music began to play, before fading to a massive applause.

"Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of 'Twilight Sparkle's Mad As Tartarus'!" came Twilight's voice. "Well, well, well, what an interesting week for Equestria this week!" She paused. "Of course, when I say interesting, I am lying!"

The audience laughed.

"And in the local Ponyville Election, Mayor Mare won again. It was a massive shock to everypony, since she was the only candidate."

The audience laughed.

"But you've got to do more than be the only candidate if you want to appeal to the rest of Ponyville, or indeed Equestria."

The audio then cut to a pre-recorded clip from an earlier news show.

"Princess Celestia took the time to visit Ponyville and congratulate Mayor Mare on her 70th successful re-election. A large crowd gathered and pledged to vote for Mayor Mare again next year."

"But it's all about the audience, isn't it?" The audio cut back to Twilight. "Here, in a recorded segment, Mayor Mare reads a speech supporting her election."

"I am sick and tired of attending big meetings..."

"Hmm, reminds me of somepony..." Twilight mused. "Oh yes. Me."

The audience laughed.

"But now over to the royals. The latest poll showed that ponies prefer Luna to Celestia by just 30 to 22. And yet only Celestia has a proper throne. You can only imagine the result once ponies make up their minds."

The audience... well, you get the idea.

"And it seems the other royals agree, as Shining Armour reports..."

Another audio clip from an earlier report played.

"I do think Luna is making the right moves currently, and asserting herself into her position, with Celestia still recovering from the withdrawal of Twilight Sparkle's position as princess."

"Mmm," said Twilight. "We now cross over to our live Canterlot correspondent, Spike. Spike, how do you think Luna is currently handling her position."

"Brilliantly Twilight!" said Spike. "There's never been so much work done since you were Princess! But from my current position, I can only see through several castle windows, and there appears to be no action currently happening."

"And how's Celestia?"

"She's currently on holiday at Taxpayers' expense."

"Thank you Spike.

"Thanks Twi!"

"Later on this month, another Grand Galloping Gala! I can just remember last year's!"

"Attendee's of the recent Grand Galloping Gala were shocked when a prank set up by Ponyville resident Pinkie Pie backfired, causing a pond to spontaneously combust."

"Yes, I still don't know how that was even possible. But now, over to sport. The Wonderbolts were interviewed after a brief practice session in preparation for the Gala, and had this to say..."

"We're really looking forward to putting on a great show this year, better than last year..."

"What, better than Pegasi flying?" gasped Twilight in mock shock. "It's almost as exciting as a Unicorn performing magic!"

An audio clip played, and all who heard it face hoofed, and agreed they should've seen it coming.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie!"