Multiverse Tech Support™

by SenpaiStarFeather

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover
Length: 551

The Princess receive a letter informing them of an effort to solve tech related problems across the multiverse, and Luna has the perfect Pony in mind to join them...

Luna signs Twilight up to Multiverse Tech Support™ where she travels the multiverse solving strange problems with stranger co-workers.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-12 13:50:47 UTC

New Employee

"Luna. I have a bad feeling about this."

"Worry not, dear sister, for I have utmost faith in this... Who sent us this letter again?"

"It's signed with a small triangle cyclops man with a tophat and bowtie..."

"Strange. But my point still stands, triangles are the most trustworthy shapes."

"Is that why you love Ponitos so much?"

"I-...Perhaps... But this conversation can wait, I most go to Twilight Sparkle and inform her of this opportunity!"

Celestia sighed as Luna teleported, this was a disaster waiting to happen...

"But Lapis..."

"No buts Peridot! After we joined the Crystal Gems you swore you'd be nicer, and this is a perfect opportunity!"

"B-but...The effort..."

"Don't worry, I won't rank up higher than you while your at work!"

Peridot glanced at her game of Splatoon and sighed, closing the results screen and turning the console off.

"Good girl." Lapis hugged Peridot tightly, causing her to blush.

"Ugh. Your lucky they put this restrainer on me." Peridot pointed to yellow band on her wrist

"Well maybe you shouldn't have pushed Steven."

"He was distracting me!"

"Whatever Dorito-Head. Just get outta here."

"Fine."

Lapis watched Peridot warp away, a dopey grin on her face.

"Heh, Dorito-Head."

"I cannot believe you're doing this."

"Aw don't be like that kid! If I try and kill ya, you'll at least have friends to back you up!"

"I don't need friends to kick your triangle butt back to the dreamscape."

"Yeesh, who ordered extra salt with you today?"

A bright light flashed in front of the boy and the dream demon, ending their bickering.

"Ah! You must be Twilight and Peridot! Names Bill Cipher!"

Twilight looked around the room she had been teleported to by Luna's magic, the room was made of marble with several pillars with triangles on them holding up the ceiling.

"Uh, what's with the mutant horse?"

Twilight turned to the source of the voice, a female humanoid with triangular pale green hair, green skin covered by a suit decorated with diamonds, and disjointed, artificial looking fingers. Most strange of all however, was the triangular green gemstone on her forehead.

"That's 'Alicorn' and it's nice to meet you too." Twilight snapped at the rude humanoid, pointing her muzzle toward the ceiling.

"Besides, if anybodies a mutant, its you. What's up with your fingers? And what obscene amount of hairspray did it take you to get that hairstyle?"

"Oooooooh! Would't take that if I were you Peridot!"

"Peridot? As in the stone of lightness and beauty? Someone's parents were expecting something else I see."

Peridot growled

"Listen here Alicorn, I'm here to make someone happy, and I don't need any of your bullshit. Im sorry for calling you a mutant, and lets just get this over with..."

"Uh... Ok? Anyways, you 3 will be working together now. I assume you know what your job is?"

"To travel the multiverse and fix technology based problems."

"Very good Peridot! Gold star!"

Bill summoned a small star sticker and planted it onto Peridot's suit.

Twilight snickered.

"Ugh. Just give us our first job."

"Alright, but first, meet Dipper. He's an egghead, like you! You three get to know each other a little and I'll get your first request."

Twilight sighed.

What had Luna gotten her into?