Jeff in Equestria

Jeff woke up before Twilight the sun was already up and Jeff took a bath, changed into new clothes. The time he came out Twilight was enjoying a cup of coffee. Jeff was a bit confused at the moment, last night he had sex with a pony. Not the strangest thing to occur in the world, still strange to him.

"Hey Twi."

"Good morning sexy."

"Yeah about last night."

"Yes?"

"It's nothing against you, but I'm still confused and plus I've only been here like what, a week?"

"Yeah. Jeff I know you were confused and as your friend I shouldn't have taken advantage of that, so I'm sorry."

"Thanks Twilight, also don't you think that it's a little fast to get into a relationship with someone you just met?"

"I know, I told the girls how I liked you and they said the same thing, it's too fast to get attached to somepony you barely know."

"I appreciate you understanding."

"If there's something I'm known for is understanding."

"So.....friends, for now?" Jeff held out his hand.

Twilight put her hoof in his hand. "Friends."

"Speaking of friends go get yours and meet me near Fluttershy's house."

"Why?"

"It has something to do with what I did last night."

"Which was?"

"Let's just say that you have your friends and I have mine." Jeff smirked and Twilight's eyes widened as she slammed the rest of her coffee and teleported out the library before you could say the pony's first name.

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"Oh I hope his friends are nice, will they like me?" Twilight was mumbling with her friends all tired around her.

"Twi why'd ya' have ta wake us up so early, it's supposed to be my day off at the farm." AJ said.

"Yes, ahhhhh. What is so important that you had to wake at this time of the day? The sun has just risen." Rarity yawned.

"I know girls just bear with me, Jeff went out with Luna and Discord last night."

"What does that mean?" Pinkie asked sleepily, and if Pinkie was sleepy that was saying something.

"It means that Jeff went and got his friends from his world and brought them here. He wants us to meet them!"

Fluttershy came out of her house with mugs on a tray, "Here you go girls coffee and tea for Rarity."

Rainbow grabbed a mug and drank up the dark liquid. "This is why you're the element of kindness, Shy." Fluttershy blushed at the comment and hugged her oldest friend with her wing.

"Thanks Rainbow, I couldn't just let my friends stand out here without something to wake them up."

Pinkie was drinking her black coffee, and suddenly her bed mane poofed into regular one. "That's the stuff."

"So that's how that happens." Jeff said. Pinkie turned to Jeff and smiled.

"Sorry Jeff we're all a bit sleepy, I like your smile though."

"Keeps me beautiful." He smiled. "I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Give us a few moments to get woken up, and we'll be ready Jeff." Rarity requested while sipping her tea.

"Would you like something to drink Jeff?" Fluttershy asked.

"I appreciate it, but no thank you." He said while waiting for the others to finish. He sat while a black puppy came up and nuzzled his knee.

"Wow, Jeff I had no idea you were so good with animals." Fluttershy said.

"Neither did I. What is it?" Jeff asked as he looked at the puppy.

"It's a shadow stalker pup, they are very rare. She arrived on my door step a few weeks before you did actually."

"She's a cute little one." Jeff started to scratch the pup.

"She really likes you. I think you should adopt her."

"I would, trust me but with everything that's going to happen. I'd rather not, can you keep her reserved for me?"

"You're the only one she's shown interest in, so that won't be hard." Fluttershy looked to her friends. "It looks like we're ready to go." Fluttershy joined the rest of her now-awakened friends. They were coiled and ready to strike, Jeff stepped in front of the group.

"Now I know Twilight informed you that you will be meeting my friends and acquaintances, I called you here because this is the closest place to where my friends are at."

"Where are they staying at?" Rainbow asked.

"The Everfree Forest." Jeff answered quickly.

"It's so scary in there." Pinkie said.

"The clouds and weather moves on it's own." Dash continued.

"The plants grow by themselves." AJ said.

"The animals also take care of themselves." Fluttershy finished.

"Which is why it's the best place for my friends, where we come from all those things are natural."

"But it ain't natural that's ta' thang jeff." AJ said.

"What do you think would happen if ponies didn't have any magic, or the ability to handle the weather?" Jeff asked.

"Then the all the thing that we listed as unnatural would be natural." Twilight concluded. "Wait, why didn't you mention about earth ponies ability to grow things?"

"Because plants grow on their own, humans have been doing it for centuries and we have no magic."

"If humans don't have magic then what do they use?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"They are the top of food chain for a reason, our intelligence."

"So because the human race is so smart, you have survived without the use of magic."

"Yes, we even used our intelligence to make flying machines and eventually to space."

"WOW, your species have reached the moon?" Twilight exclaimed.

"Yes, but we're getting off topic. We need to get to the everfree castle."

"Alright." The girls said all at once. Jeff walked straight into the woods with the girls behind him.

"Jeff I've been meaning to ask, where did you get your clothing?"

"Since I went back to my world I grabbed my clothing I have a feeling that I'm going to be here a while."  Jeff said while they reached the rope bridge, the bridge was completely gone. "Goddamn it Toby."

"I think I can make a new bridge with my magic." Twilight said.

"There's no need. HEY BEN NEED A NEW BRIDGE!!!" Jeff shouted, then a few notes played through the air and a new bridge built itself out of rocks and trees. "After you." The girls walked over the new bridge and reached the castle. It was noticeably different it was rebuilt and reenforced with steel girders. Jeff opened the door, "Girls these are my friends." The girls finally met the rumored friends of Jeff.

"What are you talking about Jeff? If anything we just have mutual enemies." Jack said underneath his mask.

"Girls meet Eyeless Jack. Jack don't eat their kidneys." The girls took a step back.

"Fine, I won't but you still owe me for the duffel bag."

"Okay, Jack this is Twilight, Rainbow Dash, AppleJack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy."

"Those names sound gay, especially yours." Jack pointed a Rainbow.

Dash flew up to Jack's face and said. "Look me in the eye and say that." Jeff chuckled and Jack removed his mask.

"There's a reason they call me 'Eyeless' Jack. I have no eyes." He just looked at Rainbow with his sockets.

"Hnnnggg, sorry I asked." Rainbow gagged. "How do you see?"

"Never said I was blind just eyeless." Jack quipped. "You guys should meet Ben he and Smiley are taking care of surveillance, I'm going to get something to eat."

"There's a hydra in the bog that should keep you full for a few weeks." Jeff said as Jack walked off, "C'mon girls."

"Well he was a interesting character to say the least." Rarity said. "Why did you tell him about the hydra in froggy bottom bog?"

"So he can kill it and eat it." Jeff said.

"That's horrible, the hydra never did anything to deserve that!" Fluttershy said.

"I know, but it's better that he eat the hydra instead of eating ponies. Jack can't help himself, he's possessed by a demon it causes constant hunger and he sedates it by eating organs, raw."

"Oh, wow. I wouldn't know what I'd do if I had to resort to that." Pinkie said. "I like eating, but eating organs. I don't think I could handle it."

"I'm glad you don't have to I can't imagine Eyeless Pinkie. It just doesn't feel like you."

"I can imagine it though, not the whole eating organs thing but something else." Dash said.

"I still can't imagine you would think so low of me Dashie, I would never bake you into a cupcake."

"I'm sorry but after seeing your whole Pinkamena fit on your birthday I had nightmares for weeks."

"I don't get it." Jeff said.

"Basically Dashie had nightmares for weeks after Pinkie's birthday because Pinkie thought we weren't her friends anymore and became Pinkamena." Fluttershy explained, "Dashie eventually told Pinkie and they forgave each other and Pinkie has been going to therapy for her multiple personality disorder."

"My therapist said that it stems from a sudden change when I was a filly, I felt something other than depression and became the Pinkie we all know and love. The other side of me couldn't just up and leave though, so it became another personality and when I get really sad, mad, or depressed Pinkamena comes out." Pinkie said as she hopped along with the other girls and Jeff. The group came to the tallest tower and opened the door to meet the digital ghost in the green tunic.

"Looks like you already set up your command station Ben." Jeff smiled.

"It didn't help that you didn't tell me that this planet is back ass-wards in terms of technology, I barely have anything to work with here." Ben growled.

"I didn't ask you to come here to improve the tech, I asked you to come here because you're one of the smartest here. I needed your head for strategies not satellites."

"Thanks that makes me feel a lot better." Ben said with his voice dripped with sarcasm. "Smiley's out becoming the Alpha for the local packs of dogs, which are made of wood by the way."

"Yeah Timberwolves they're called. I slaughtered plenty of them when I arrived."

"Liu and his group have been setting up the courtyard for training, Slender is reading and studying up on the pony species. You might want to meet up with Slender."

"Can do, Ben don't burn any of the ponies."

"They shouldn't have done that then."

Jeff chuckled and herded the ponies out of the room. Rarity already grumbling, "What has your tail in more knots purple squiggle?" Jeff asked.

"I couldn't get a word in fashion wise. Did you see what he was wearing it was green that is the absolutely worst color to be fashionable with."

"For Ben it's more function over fashion, he's smart but he's not a fighter that green tunic protects him."

"Well he could at least change the color to something more appealing."

"Then you'll love Slender."

"You know what they say Jeffery, speak of the devil and he shall appear." Slender said while walking out from behind a corridor of bookshelves. He was very tall as the name suggests. "It's a pleasure to finally meet you girls Jeffery hasn't told me much about you."

"NOW! THAT! IS! FASHION!" Rarity yell. "The crimson tie does stand out with the black suit, especially with the white shirt behind the crimson."

"Why thank you I do try my best to keep myself neat and tidy. Miss....?"

"Where are my manners, I am Rarity Belle, connoisseur of carousel boutique."

"I appreciate the compliment, it was very generous."

"She represents the Element of Generosity, part of the elements of harmony. There are Laughter, Honesty, Loyalty, Generosity, Kindness, and Magic. Basically the instant 'I win' button for equestria." Jeff said with a monotone voice, he then shook his head and looked around. "What the fuck just happened?"

"It seems that you just had a bleeding effect happen to you." Slender said.

Jeff sat down and started to tap the top of his head to help his recently developed headache. Twilight rushed to his side and looked at Slender. "What do you mean?" she asked.

"Jeff isn't like others, he was a split personality from a regular human, knowledge from his regular life 'bleeds' into his current life. It can cause mild to extreme headaches depending on the information." Slender finished.

"But how does he know about us, he has more information then he lets on." Dash said.

"Yes he does, and wow Dash good job on the use of context clues."

"I read detective novels between every daring do book and movie release."

"Good for you Dash, but that doesn't answer the question of Jeff's bleeding effect." Twilight turned to Slender.

"It's because of the Television." a voice said over the the arguing group, it was revealed to be Jeff's brother Homicidal Liu. "Jeff did explain the television to you, yes?"

"Like a movie except in ya own home." AJ said.

"Imagine that TV had a show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and it was about all six of you girls and your exploits of friendship."

"So you mean our lives are just for entertainment?" Fluttershy asked.

"I don't think that's entirely it but you're close."

"So we have our own lives?" Rarity asked.

"More like they base the episodes off major events of your lives, like the young fliers competition, or defeating discord." Jeff said as he grabbed his head.

"So some of our greatest moments is for entertainment."

"No just when you have a breakthrough in friendship." Jeff strained.

"That's why he knows more, he was a fan of the show." Concluded Twilight. Jeff's headache eventually subsided.

"Why didn't you just tell us, we would have understood." Pinkie said.

"To be fair, I don't think even Jeff knew these things." Liu said. "He was just in the dark as you are."

"What about you......" Dash argued

"Liu."

"Yeah, Liu how come this bleeding thing doesn't happen to you?"

"Because I have MPD, Jeff on the other hand is a complete psychopath that ignores his other side. Thus causes the bleeding effect."

Slender walked up and used one of his tentacles to give Twilight a bottle of medicine. "This should help with the headaches."

"What is it?"

"It's a medicine one of our friends developed in case this would happen. Jeff should take it once every morning."

"Thanks Slender." Jeff mumbled as he swallowed one down, and gave the medicine to Twilight. "I don't trust myself with medicine, too much of a chance to OD on it."

"The medicines Evil makes have a very addictive quality to them." Liu said.

"Shut up Liu." Jeff said while Twilight helped him back to his feet.

"So I assume that Jeff has informed you of his plan?" Slender asked.

"More or less." Rainbow Dash said.

Jeff fully got up and cracked his neck. "I've got a plan, but first we got to find the traces of SCP and Zalgo."

"What is SCP?"

"Secure, Contain, and Protect. They are a military organization that deals with beings like us. They work behind the scenes and manipulate others, but most importantly, they work for Zalgo." Ben explained while coming down from his tower. "Slender, I need my other stuff from Earth. I can't work well with the things I have."

"Well good thing Discord gave me the means to move back and forth between Earth and Equestria, take Masky with you so I can get you both back."

"Sure thing." Ben spoke while walking to get Masky.

"Why does he need Masky?" Fluttershy asked.

"Masky has a telepathic link with me so he can communicate with me beyond the veil." Slender explained.

"What is the veil?" Twilight asked.

"The veil is what separates our world from yours. They occasionally have holes or lapses which Jeff must have walked through. Beings like myself or Discord can access the veil by will." Slender said.

Ben came back with Masky, "Ready to go."

Slender snapped his fingers and conjured a black portal. Masky and Ben stepped through it; which closed behind them. "While Ben and Masky are on Earth, we need to plan." Slender walked ahead of Jeff and the mane six.

"What was Ben talking about?" Twilight asked Jeff.

"Ben is more into technology. It helps him with what he does, technically he is the smartest out of all of us." Jeff said. "What you guys have in terms of technology is very, dark ages for what he's comfortable with."

"You mean you're more technologically advanced than us?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah. I was kinda weirded out when I got here, I never said anything about though. Mostly because I'm used to living in the woods, the only things I need are my hoodie my knives and myself anything else is a luxury." Jeff said.

"Why would you degrade yourself to such things?" Rarity asked. "What about your parents?"

Jeff paused. "I don't want to talk about it."

Liu chuckled as he noticed what happened. Pinkie looked at at Liu, "What's so funny?"

"Nothing." Liu said. "Nothing at all." The girls followed Slenderman while Jeff stayed behind to talk to his brother. "So you're not going to tell them?" Liu asked.

"I don't want them to find out that we're just a group of serial killers." Jeff said. "They're too innocent."

"Do you think innocence matters to Zalgo?" Liu nearly shouted. "No it doesn't, Jeff we're the bad guys and we're just fighting badder guys to survive. You better get that through your head, or else you're going to lose it." Liu walked ahead of his brother.