It all started with those few words....

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to pony kind . It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow,between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of ponies fears, and the summit of his knowledge.

This is the dimension of pure chaos and imagination. It is an area which we call ...The Discorded Zone.

The long dragon like creature  lifted up his loin paw as he got out of his pink ,cotton, candy, floating ,cloud, bed and disco ball? This strange creature with the unique decorating choices was the one and only Discord. Hes everyones favorite draconquus well he would be ,if he didnt take over  Equestria and few still few still fear him.

Oh well at least hes the only draconquus so that means he already won the draconquus popularity contest but, then agian its kinda lonely at the top when your the only one know found of your kind. Anyway as the narrator was saying , Discord yawned as he gotten out of his bed and streched spreading out his small wings. Still sleepy he started to walk on the ceiling like always but, this time every time he walked the walls changed colors or started to move.

After the spirt of chaos made it to the other side of the large bedroom and started raining milk inside his house, with a snap of his claw the draconquus teleported all the way to his kitchen . "First step a cup of milk" Discord  said as he snapped his tail and a giant coffee mug  labeled "Discord  is best draconquus, chaos is magic ! To my friend John De Lancie, from M.A. Larson " appeared out of nowhere . He then sent the mug on the yellow floor letting it fill up with chocolate milk.

"next step make pancakes " as he continued to make breakfast .  Soon a box of pancake mix, bacon,a mix bowl and other cooking supplies appeared including a chefs hat covering  Discords antler and horn. While Discord was mixing the batter together he started to hum to the tune of

"Bacon pancakes" by Jake the dog. With snap of his paw the more bacon appeared inside the batter as he started mixing it in. Being a little to distracted with his pancakes Discord, did not realize that his mug was overflowing with the chocolate milk starting to flood his floating house.

Soon the draconquus was  done  with the pancakes as he flipped the last one on to the dirty plate. As he was eating  the sweet, fluffy, bacon pancakes upside down , the chocolate milk rivers forming on his floor started to rise and rise until it flowed into a sugary  lake.  The lake had gotten so high that Discord could taste the milk as it splashed his tower of pancakes . He did not really care though, it just made it taste five thousand better even if it was a little soggy.

As he took a bite at the last of his pancake he began drool over the moist creamy sensation the pancake became thanks to the chocolate floods.

All the sudden as Discord was about to take a second bite of probably the most delicious pancake in the whole multiverse, the Celestia alarm went off ! " Damn it Sunbutt what does she want now, for me to I dont know , wash her windows or tell Luna a bedtime story or even do her homework for her". The alarm got louder. "Ok I get it im coming gosh darn it" he said as he then teleported to Canterlot.