It all started with those few words....

by Cookie Encylopaedia

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 1389

Discord says "FUCK THIS SHIT" and then disappeared

Bored to death, Discord decides "what the heck i`ll take over planet Earth or become president of the USA or something". Even though he is reformed Tia did say "As long as you don`t hurt ANYPONY or take over EQUESTRIA again I would not turn you to stone again ".

Tia you should really be careful how you say things my dear.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-08 19:13:58 UTC

Breakfast

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to pony kind . It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow,between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of ponies fears, and the summit of his knowledge.

This is the dimension of pure chaos and imagination. It is an area which we call ...The Discorded Zone.

The long dragon like creature  lifted up his loin paw as he got out of his pink ,cotton, candy, floating ,cloud, bed and disco ball? This strange creature with the unique decorating choices was the one and only Discord. Hes everyones favorite draconquus well he would be ,if he didnt take over  Equestria and few still few still fear him.

Oh well at least hes the only draconquus so that means he already won the draconquus popularity contest but, then agian its kinda lonely at the top when your the only one know found of your kind. Anyway as the narrator was saying , Discord yawned as he gotten out of his bed and streched spreading out his small wings. Still sleepy he started to walk on the ceiling like always but, this time every time he walked the walls changed colors or started to move.

After the spirt of chaos made it to the other side of the large bedroom and started raining milk inside his house, with a snap of his claw the draconquus teleported all the way to his kitchen . "First step a cup of milk" Discord  said as he snapped his tail and a giant coffee mug  labeled "Discord  is best draconquus, chaos is magic ! To my friend John De Lancie, from M.A. Larson " appeared out of nowhere . He then sent the mug on the yellow floor letting it fill up with chocolate milk.

"next step make pancakes " as he continued to make breakfast .  Soon a box of pancake mix, bacon,a mix bowl and other cooking supplies appeared including a chefs hat covering  Discords antler and horn. While Discord was mixing the batter together he started to hum to the tune of

"Bacon pancakes" by Jake the dog. With snap of his paw the more bacon appeared inside the batter as he started mixing it in. Being a little to distracted with his pancakes Discord, did not realize that his mug was overflowing with the chocolate milk starting to flood his floating house.

Soon the draconquus was  done  with the pancakes as he flipped the last one on to the dirty plate. As he was eating  the sweet, fluffy, bacon pancakes upside down , the chocolate milk rivers forming on his floor started to rise and rise until it flowed into a sugary  lake.  The lake had gotten so high that Discord could taste the milk as it splashed his tower of pancakes . He did not really care though, it just made it taste five thousand better even if it was a little soggy.

As he took a bite at the last of his pancake he began drool over the moist creamy sensation the pancake became thanks to the chocolate floods.

All the sudden as Discord was about to take a second bite of probably the most delicious pancake in the whole multiverse, the Celestia alarm went off ! " Damn it Sunbutt what does she want now, for me to I dont know , wash her windows or tell Luna a bedtime story or even do her homework for her". The alarm got louder. "Ok I get it im coming gosh darn it" he said as he then teleported to Canterlot.

Canterlot

One guard with a nice smooth  white ,fur coat, an a red mane wearing his amour covering his cutie mark , walked down a long hallway leading to a throne. Sitting apon that throne was Princess Celestia looking through several paperwork . "Princess , your guests have arrived  " the guard said to the alicorn . Celestia set down the paper work and placed on her younger sisters throne.

" There right one time.." the sun Goddess said as she walked to the main entrance while, the stallion walked back to his post. Celestia told the guards to open the doors for Princess Twilight and company . The doors soon opened letting the six mares  inside . " Nice you again my little ponies , I see you gotten my letter " proclaimed Celestia.

"Yes, we rushed over here as soon after we got the letter" the purple alicorn said she and her friends followed Celestia down the long hall .

" And  what was that great danger you where talking about  " ? questioned Applejack .

" Yay, whats going on ? Do we get to fight a giant monster or something cause that will be awesome"! added Rainbow.

Celestia stopped at one of the stained glass windows covered by a tarp. " There is a monster Rainbow Dash, more than one in fact...". Before she was finished she was interrupted

" Sweet we get to fight a bunch of monsters " ! squealed the exited blue pegaus .

" Not exactly.. " Celestia said while removing the tarp reviling an image of her and Discord fighting monsters in Tartarus . " Discord and I will". continued Celestia .

" But why would need us for princess ? And if you are not here then who's going to help rule Equestria while you are gone ?" Questioned Rarity more confused than ever.

" Thats why I called upon all of you , Twilight I want you and your friends to take care of Equestria while Discord and I are gone. " Celestia added.

" But Princess don`t you think that is a lot of responsibility for all of the six of to take in especially sense just last year I became an Alicorn too . "  Twilight exclaimed nervously over the thought that she had to rule an entire nation !

" Yes , I know ,but it will be a only for a couple of days and, Luna will help she will be back form the Crystal Empire in a hour or so to help you . I`m so sorry that all of this is very overwhelming for you but, we need to do this or all of Equestria will taken over by giant monsters that will kill everything in their path .  "

Celestia cleared her throat and continued ." Ever sense my Sister was inprisoned in the moon but , with one princess protecting Equestria and the Elements of Harmony can not fully work with one pony with only half of the traits , it was easier for villains to try to take over . So I cloudn`t do as powerful of spells to turn them to stone or banish them off planet but I cloud trap them into the underworld of living Hell, Tartarus. A thousands years later a little bite  after ,Luna returned as you all know, Cerberus escaped causing creatures like the bugbear to find there way out too.  With all the creatures

and evil beings like Tirek from there almost taking over we cant let anything happen like that again to Equestria. So were going to have two defeat and kill of  all of them.  They had their second chances the help instead of destroy but times up and I dont want any more ponies being hurt."

Celestia looked at the six ponies faces half of them were shocked where the others seemed to enjoying whatever just happened. Pinkie and Rainbow with a hoof on mouth trying not to laugh while, Fluttershy was smiling a little , Applejack was shocked and confused , Twilight was a shocked and Rarity was shell shocked just standing there twitching. Confused she spoke up" What are you looking at what happened ?'.

" See it for yourself " Rarity nervously said levanting a mirror with her magic over to Celestia . Tia picked it it up with her magic looked in the sliver mirror and 'gasped' notching that her mane was missing . Celestia looked again at the mirror something had caught her eye, in the top left conner behind  her ,showed a familiar face. She turned around and right there behind her was Discord holding her mane on a cotton candy stick slowly

chewing away the sparkling mane .