The Pleasant Chaosby NiksuilijaChaptersThe ArrivalFirst EncounterThe partyThe Arrival[Earth, London, UK, 20.34 2015] My name is Max Towler. I was driving home from a painful day at work. It was not a fancy job, but it kept me alive. I had just got to my apartment, very tired from the assholes who i called my co-workers, who kept calling me names for me being different from the crowd. When I got home, I dropped my stuff next to the door, and started heading towards the living room. I had just bought the newest season of Doctor Who, and I was planning to watch the first two episodes. I was lonely, I never liked being social. I had recently hoped to start a whole new life. But of course that was impossible. Or so I thought. I was getting to sleep, when i felt something weird. It felt like the ground was shaking, but I heard nothing. Then I heard someone call my name. And then a void appeared next to my bed. I was freaked out. Soon, a voice I said "Hello, Max. Do you like playing chess?". The voice belonged to Discord, but I didn't know that. "I think so" I soon answered. "Good. How about you and I play a game?" "I suppose we could." As soon as I said that, I was dragged into the void. I then saw a strange creature sitting opposite a table. "Take a seat." The creature said. "Ok." "So, what shall the rules be?" The creature asked. "What do you mean?" I asked quickly. "What I meant was, what happens if I win, or if you win. " "How about if I win, I get a big amount of money?" The creature then looked a bit disappointed, but not suprised at all. "Typical speech from a Human. But now, if I win I shall make your life a chaos." "What kind of chaos?" I asked, fearing that he would turn my life to hell. "Nothing harmful, actually it would probably be quite pleasant for you. You will find out more when I win." He replied with a slight laugh. "Someone's quite confident." I said. "Well, I've had hundreds of years to practise. " He replied. "Great... " I said under my breath. "What was that? " He asked. "N-Nothing. " I replied. It felt like hours when I and the creature who called himself Discord had played, I lost ( The game relys eally only lasted 10 minutes). Discord was laughing hysterically at me and my shocked face. When he stopped, he started telling to me about the chaos. "First off, I will be sending you to a whole new world, where females outnumber males disturbingly. I will also make your body irresistible to any female. I shall also erase this our little game out of your memory, because the inhabitants would not like the fact that I send you there. The spell is also impossible to reverse, so that nopony can ruin the fun." I was really confused by the word "nopony" but I didn't really care. "Ok, I think I understand the situation and without further addo, let us begin." I tried to say that boldly, but really I was more scared than a duck during hunting season. "I hope you can take high drops" Discord chuckled. "Wait wha-" I was interrupted by a bright light and the feeling of free falling. As the ground started coming closer and closer i prepared myself for impact. I can tell you, it hurt. A lot. My vision was blurring as I heard the sound of hooves clapping on the ground. I was able to hear some sounds "...get Twilight.... Hurt.... Bleeding" and then I passed out. First EncounterI was starting to wake up. I saw first a wooden roof, although my vision was blurry. I soon located my clothes, and put them on. I noticed that my shirt was missing, so I headed to the door without it. "Twilight , did the books tell anything about the creature? " a woman with a british accent asked "No, still looking. " Another woman said. I had now reached the door, and opened what i saw was six women and a small lizard downstairs. The first woman I saw seemed like a mix of human and pony. She had hooves and hands, a horn, a flat purple and pink hair and tail and her coat was purple.Her breasts were about 15 centimeters long. The next woman was yellow coated , she had a pink mane and tail, blue eyes and 25 centimeter breasts. The next was a pink coated, she was smiling at me widely and also bouncing around. Her breasts were 17,5 centimeters long and her mane and tail were both pink . The next was a blue coated one, her mane and tail were both colored like a rainbow. Her breasts were the smallest, about 10 centimeters. She had wings. The next one pure white, with a deep purple and breasts about 12,5 centimeters. She had also a horn. The last one was an orange coated woman, with a yellow tail and mane, breasts about 16,75 centimeters. The worst (or best) part was, they were all naked. After a few awkward moments if silence, the yellow one spoke "Uh, hello there. " "Hello" I answered. I saw that a few of them were blushing. "Why are you blushing? " I asked. "Well darling, your body is quite good looking. " The white one said. I looked down at myself, and I noticed that I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. With steroids. "Holy shit.... " I muttered. Soon, I felt pain and realized that the purple mare was standing next to me, with an angry expression on her face. "Watch your language, young man. " she said. "Ok" "Well, now that we have that cleared up, I have some questions for you. " "Go ahead." "What are you?" "A human. " "What is a huu-man? " "A human is an intelligent lifeform, and it is the most powerful species on it's home planet called Earth. It is believed to be the only sapient being on the planet. It has evolved from monkeys, and it is fairly young compared to some species, wich have lived millions years. " "How advanced is humanitys magic? " "Humans don't use magic. " "Well how does the human race survive without magic? " "We fill the lack of magic with our advanced technology. " "How advanced is humanitys technology? " "Well, we are able to go to the Moon." "By the way, if humans don't use magic, who raises and lowers the sun?' "Nobody. The Earth is moving constantly around the sun. That would mean that it's always nighttime on the other side, and daytime on the other. But, the Earth also rotates itself, so thanks to that day and night change. " I soon started talking. "So, my name is Max Towler, what's yours?" I asked. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Twilight Sparkle, and these are my best friends." "My name is Rarity, and I run the Carousel Boutique, where I make glorious clothes. You should stop by sometimes. " I took her hand and kissed it. "Max Towler, at your service. " She blushed and said " Oh my, what a gentlecolt." The orange one spoke up " Mah name is Applejack, and Ah work at the Sweet Apple Acres, where we grow the finest apples in Equrestia. " "Uh, hello, my name is Fluttershy. " the yellow Pegasus said, but I couldn't hear her. "I am sorry, I didn't really catch your name." "My name is Fluttershy, and I take care of many animals." now she spoke loud enough so I could hear her. "Nice to meet you Flutters-" I was stopped by a hyperactive pink mare, who seemed like she was going to blow up. "HellomynameisPinkiePieIlikepartiesdoyoulikepartiesbecauseIdoandweneedtomakeyouapar-" Twilight had forced her mouth shut. "Pinkie, he is in enough pain already, he doesn't need a headache right now. " "Ok, I think I got your name. Pinkie Pie, was it? " "Yes, my name is Pinkie Pie. Ooh, we need to make you a party! I'll go invite everypony!" "Pinkie, I think that we should make the party between us. I don't think the other ponies would like the fact that there's an alien amongst us. " Twilight whispered to Pinkie Pie. I didn't hear anything. "By the way, why are all of you naked? " "Why are you wearing clothes?" Twilight asked. "We humans use clothes to keep us warm, because we don't have a fur. Also it hides the personal parts." "OK..... Well anyway how about if I showed you around the town?" Twilight asked. "Sounds good to me. But what about the fact that I am an alien? Are you sure that the other citizens don't cut me to pieces?" "I promise you that you will be safe " "Well, let's get going." "Actually Ah need ta go. There's a plenty of work at the farm farm. " Applejack said, smiling nervously. "Ok. By the way, You didn't tell me your name. " I pointed at the blue pegasus. "Well, I'm Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in Equrestia! " She shouted, her voice filled with pride. "Um, I have to get back to the animals. " Fluttershy said. "I have a lot of work at the Carousel Boutique, darling. I'm afraid I need to leave now. " "I need to get to the Sugarcube Corner. I have many sweets to make. Maybe you can stop by, and taste some of the candy." "I need to get some workout, but if you lay a finger on Twilight, I will take you down. " Rainbow said, with an angry expression. "Ok, well we'll get going. We will meet later. Bye!" "Bye!" the girls (except Rainbow Dash) said in unison. When we got out, we first headed to the town hall. Those ponies who saw me looked at me with faces that showed fear, curiosity, of confusion. "They are nice girls " I said to Twilight. "Yes, and I'm sure you will be good friends with them. " Twilight said, smiling. After we had seen around town, we headed back to Twilights home, that was actually also a library. When we got in, it was really dark. "Where's the light switch? " I asked Soon, the lights went on and six girls shouted "SURPRISE!" The partyI jumped as the girls started laughing. "Ooohahahaha! You should have seen your face!" Pinkie said while laughing. "Very funny, Pinkie. Now, what is this? " "It's your Welcome-To-Ponyville party, silly! Didn't you have welcome parties in your world? " "No." "What?! What kind of pony doesn't make parties to each other? " "I dunno, but I know that humans are not as friendly as you ponies. " "Anyway, let's start this party!" The party went ahead, we played games, danced, ate, but one game is actually worth telling. The one, the only, Truth or Dare. "So how does this game exactly work? " I asked. "First, somepony spins the bottle. When the bottle stops, we look at who it stops at. When the bottle points at somepony, they get to decide, truth or dare. Truth means that you have to answer a question. Dare meane that you have to do a task. " "Well, let's begin. " As Pinkie spun the bottle, it stopped on me. "Truth or dare? " Pinkie asked while smiling mysteriously. "Dare" "Go to that closet for twenty minutes " she pointed at a small closet. I got up "With Twilight. " She added. I and Twilight looked at each other "Pinkie, I don't think he's comfortable with tha-" I placed a finger on her mouth. "Rules are rules. I will follow them and go to the closet. " " Ok, I'll come too. " When we went to the closet we were quiet for a few moments. "This position is really uncomfortable. " Twilight said. "Well let's fix that. " I said and started moving. For some reason Twilight tripped and let out a yelp. As I put my hands ahead, I felt that they hitted something really soft. As I looked at what I grabbed, I blushed 50 shades of red and took my hands off in a quarter of a second. "Twi, what is going on there? " Applejack asked, but didn't get an answer. As Applejack started walking to the closet, Pinkie stopped her. "Nopony shall interfere. " she said. Back to the closet Twilight and I were kissing for the last two minutes. "Ok, time's up, let's surprise them! " Pinkie said, quietly enough for us not to hear. Before we realized, the door was open as we kissed. I was quickly pulled away and pinned to the wall. "What did I tell you about touching Twilight?! Huh?! HUH?! " Rainbow shouted. "RAINBOW!!! Leave him alone!! " Twilight shouted. "But he was using you! " Rainbow responded, tighting her grip. "No he wasn't! I wanted to kiss him! " Twilight was now angrier than befor "Well, I can't blame Twilight, he does look quite pleasant to kiss. " Rarity added, looking at be seductively. "I wonder if he tastes as good as he looks " Applejack said, licking her lips. Soon, they were all looking at me in a way that made me feel like something was going to happen. "Oh, everypony wants to kiss him. Let's play a game! Spin the bottle! " We started playing Spin the Bottle. In the first spin it pointed at me and Fluttershy. "Come here! " Fluttershy shouted, mad of lust. The kiss was long and eventually they had to pull Fluttershy off of me. Soon, Fluttershy realized what just happened and sprinted to upstairs. "What just happened? " I asked "Knowing Fluttershy, she probably thinks that you hate her for jumping on you. " "Oh, I think I'm gonna go speak to her. " I sat up and went upstairs to the door of the room Fluttershy went to. I heard some heartbreaking crying. "Fluttershy, it's me. " "Don't come in! Now you think I'm a crazy pervert and never speak to me again! " "I don't hate you, I don't even blame you. Something just got into you. I'm sure you meant no harm. " ".... Do you mean that? " "Of course. " "Ok... Let's continue the game. " As we continued the game, I noticed that they all looked at me in a weird way. "I need a drink, I'll be right back. " "Actually, I need something to drink too. " It got to the kitchen as soon as possible. "Twi, I have a question. " "What is it? " "All of you girls have given me these funny looks during the party. Why, " "Well, we ponies enter mating season at the same time, and because stallions are few in number, everypony wants to have a stallion during the season. " "So you mean that they all want me in you-know-what way? " "Yes" "Fan-Fucking-Tastic..." I was slapped on my cheek. "Language! " "Sorry... Anyway I'm gonna get back to the game. " "I'll come soon" ~Twilight's POV~ 'Oh Celestia, I want him so bad... But if I take him to myself the rest of the girls will be angry at me... Maybe we could share him...' ~Max's POV~ 'I think that bottle has been modified... This is the thirteenth time in a row that I've got to kiss somepony... Not that I could complain... Many would kill to be in my current role.. '
The Arrival[Earth, London, UK, 20.34 2015] My name is Max Towler. I was driving home from a painful day at work. It was not a fancy job, but it kept me alive. I had just got to my apartment, very tired from the assholes who i called my co-workers, who kept calling me names for me being different from the crowd. When I got home, I dropped my stuff next to the door, and started heading towards the living room. I had just bought the newest season of Doctor Who, and I was planning to watch the first two episodes. I was lonely, I never liked being social. I had recently hoped to start a whole new life. But of course that was impossible. Or so I thought. I was getting to sleep, when i felt something weird. It felt like the ground was shaking, but I heard nothing. Then I heard someone call my name. And then a void appeared next to my bed. I was freaked out. Soon, a voice I said "Hello, Max. Do you like playing chess?". The voice belonged to Discord, but I didn't know that. "I think so" I soon answered. "Good. How about you and I play a game?" "I suppose we could." As soon as I said that, I was dragged into the void. I then saw a strange creature sitting opposite a table. "Take a seat." The creature said. "Ok." "So, what shall the rules be?" The creature asked. "What do you mean?" I asked quickly. "What I meant was, what happens if I win, or if you win. " "How about if I win, I get a big amount of money?" The creature then looked a bit disappointed, but not suprised at all. "Typical speech from a Human. But now, if I win I shall make your life a chaos." "What kind of chaos?" I asked, fearing that he would turn my life to hell. "Nothing harmful, actually it would probably be quite pleasant for you. You will find out more when I win." He replied with a slight laugh. "Someone's quite confident." I said. "Well, I've had hundreds of years to practise. " He replied. "Great... " I said under my breath. "What was that? " He asked. "N-Nothing. " I replied. It felt like hours when I and the creature who called himself Discord had played, I lost ( The game relys eally only lasted 10 minutes). Discord was laughing hysterically at me and my shocked face. When he stopped, he started telling to me about the chaos. "First off, I will be sending you to a whole new world, where females outnumber males disturbingly. I will also make your body irresistible to any female. I shall also erase this our little game out of your memory, because the inhabitants would not like the fact that I send you there. The spell is also impossible to reverse, so that nopony can ruin the fun." I was really confused by the word "nopony" but I didn't really care. "Ok, I think I understand the situation and without further addo, let us begin." I tried to say that boldly, but really I was more scared than a duck during hunting season. "I hope you can take high drops" Discord chuckled. "Wait wha-" I was interrupted by a bright light and the feeling of free falling. As the ground started coming closer and closer i prepared myself for impact. I can tell you, it hurt. A lot. My vision was blurring as I heard the sound of hooves clapping on the ground. I was able to hear some sounds "...get Twilight.... Hurt.... Bleeding" and then I passed out.
First EncounterI was starting to wake up. I saw first a wooden roof, although my vision was blurry. I soon located my clothes, and put them on. I noticed that my shirt was missing, so I headed to the door without it. "Twilight , did the books tell anything about the creature? " a woman with a british accent asked "No, still looking. " Another woman said. I had now reached the door, and opened what i saw was six women and a small lizard downstairs. The first woman I saw seemed like a mix of human and pony. She had hooves and hands, a horn, a flat purple and pink hair and tail and her coat was purple.Her breasts were about 15 centimeters long. The next woman was yellow coated , she had a pink mane and tail, blue eyes and 25 centimeter breasts. The next was a pink coated, she was smiling at me widely and also bouncing around. Her breasts were 17,5 centimeters long and her mane and tail were both pink . The next was a blue coated one, her mane and tail were both colored like a rainbow. Her breasts were the smallest, about 10 centimeters. She had wings. The next one pure white, with a deep purple and breasts about 12,5 centimeters. She had also a horn. The last one was an orange coated woman, with a yellow tail and mane, breasts about 16,75 centimeters. The worst (or best) part was, they were all naked. After a few awkward moments if silence, the yellow one spoke "Uh, hello there. " "Hello" I answered. I saw that a few of them were blushing. "Why are you blushing? " I asked. "Well darling, your body is quite good looking. " The white one said. I looked down at myself, and I noticed that I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. With steroids. "Holy shit.... " I muttered. Soon, I felt pain and realized that the purple mare was standing next to me, with an angry expression on her face. "Watch your language, young man. " she said. "Ok" "Well, now that we have that cleared up, I have some questions for you. " "Go ahead." "What are you?" "A human. " "What is a huu-man? " "A human is an intelligent lifeform, and it is the most powerful species on it's home planet called Earth. It is believed to be the only sapient being on the planet. It has evolved from monkeys, and it is fairly young compared to some species, wich have lived millions years. " "How advanced is humanitys magic? " "Humans don't use magic. " "Well how does the human race survive without magic? " "We fill the lack of magic with our advanced technology. " "How advanced is humanitys technology? " "Well, we are able to go to the Moon." "By the way, if humans don't use magic, who raises and lowers the sun?' "Nobody. The Earth is moving constantly around the sun. That would mean that it's always nighttime on the other side, and daytime on the other. But, the Earth also rotates itself, so thanks to that day and night change. " I soon started talking. "So, my name is Max Towler, what's yours?" I asked. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Twilight Sparkle, and these are my best friends." "My name is Rarity, and I run the Carousel Boutique, where I make glorious clothes. You should stop by sometimes. " I took her hand and kissed it. "Max Towler, at your service. " She blushed and said " Oh my, what a gentlecolt." The orange one spoke up " Mah name is Applejack, and Ah work at the Sweet Apple Acres, where we grow the finest apples in Equrestia. " "Uh, hello, my name is Fluttershy. " the yellow Pegasus said, but I couldn't hear her. "I am sorry, I didn't really catch your name." "My name is Fluttershy, and I take care of many animals." now she spoke loud enough so I could hear her. "Nice to meet you Flutters-" I was stopped by a hyperactive pink mare, who seemed like she was going to blow up. "HellomynameisPinkiePieIlikepartiesdoyoulikepartiesbecauseIdoandweneedtomakeyouapar-" Twilight had forced her mouth shut. "Pinkie, he is in enough pain already, he doesn't need a headache right now. " "Ok, I think I got your name. Pinkie Pie, was it? " "Yes, my name is Pinkie Pie. Ooh, we need to make you a party! I'll go invite everypony!" "Pinkie, I think that we should make the party between us. I don't think the other ponies would like the fact that there's an alien amongst us. " Twilight whispered to Pinkie Pie. I didn't hear anything. "By the way, why are all of you naked? " "Why are you wearing clothes?" Twilight asked. "We humans use clothes to keep us warm, because we don't have a fur. Also it hides the personal parts." "OK..... Well anyway how about if I showed you around the town?" Twilight asked. "Sounds good to me. But what about the fact that I am an alien? Are you sure that the other citizens don't cut me to pieces?" "I promise you that you will be safe " "Well, let's get going." "Actually Ah need ta go. There's a plenty of work at the farm farm. " Applejack said, smiling nervously. "Ok. By the way, You didn't tell me your name. " I pointed at the blue pegasus. "Well, I'm Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in Equrestia! " She shouted, her voice filled with pride. "Um, I have to get back to the animals. " Fluttershy said. "I have a lot of work at the Carousel Boutique, darling. I'm afraid I need to leave now. " "I need to get to the Sugarcube Corner. I have many sweets to make. Maybe you can stop by, and taste some of the candy." "I need to get some workout, but if you lay a finger on Twilight, I will take you down. " Rainbow said, with an angry expression. "Ok, well we'll get going. We will meet later. Bye!" "Bye!" the girls (except Rainbow Dash) said in unison. When we got out, we first headed to the town hall. Those ponies who saw me looked at me with faces that showed fear, curiosity, of confusion. "They are nice girls " I said to Twilight. "Yes, and I'm sure you will be good friends with them. " Twilight said, smiling. After we had seen around town, we headed back to Twilights home, that was actually also a library. When we got in, it was really dark. "Where's the light switch? " I asked Soon, the lights went on and six girls shouted "SURPRISE!"
The partyI jumped as the girls started laughing. "Ooohahahaha! You should have seen your face!" Pinkie said while laughing. "Very funny, Pinkie. Now, what is this? " "It's your Welcome-To-Ponyville party, silly! Didn't you have welcome parties in your world? " "No." "What?! What kind of pony doesn't make parties to each other? " "I dunno, but I know that humans are not as friendly as you ponies. " "Anyway, let's start this party!" The party went ahead, we played games, danced, ate, but one game is actually worth telling. The one, the only, Truth or Dare. "So how does this game exactly work? " I asked. "First, somepony spins the bottle. When the bottle stops, we look at who it stops at. When the bottle points at somepony, they get to decide, truth or dare. Truth means that you have to answer a question. Dare meane that you have to do a task. " "Well, let's begin. " As Pinkie spun the bottle, it stopped on me. "Truth or dare? " Pinkie asked while smiling mysteriously. "Dare" "Go to that closet for twenty minutes " she pointed at a small closet. I got up "With Twilight. " She added. I and Twilight looked at each other "Pinkie, I don't think he's comfortable with tha-" I placed a finger on her mouth. "Rules are rules. I will follow them and go to the closet. " " Ok, I'll come too. " When we went to the closet we were quiet for a few moments. "This position is really uncomfortable. " Twilight said. "Well let's fix that. " I said and started moving. For some reason Twilight tripped and let out a yelp. As I put my hands ahead, I felt that they hitted something really soft. As I looked at what I grabbed, I blushed 50 shades of red and took my hands off in a quarter of a second. "Twi, what is going on there? " Applejack asked, but didn't get an answer. As Applejack started walking to the closet, Pinkie stopped her. "Nopony shall interfere. " she said. Back to the closet Twilight and I were kissing for the last two minutes. "Ok, time's up, let's surprise them! " Pinkie said, quietly enough for us not to hear. Before we realized, the door was open as we kissed. I was quickly pulled away and pinned to the wall. "What did I tell you about touching Twilight?! Huh?! HUH?! " Rainbow shouted. "RAINBOW!!! Leave him alone!! " Twilight shouted. "But he was using you! " Rainbow responded, tighting her grip. "No he wasn't! I wanted to kiss him! " Twilight was now angrier than befor "Well, I can't blame Twilight, he does look quite pleasant to kiss. " Rarity added, looking at be seductively. "I wonder if he tastes as good as he looks " Applejack said, licking her lips. Soon, they were all looking at me in a way that made me feel like something was going to happen. "Oh, everypony wants to kiss him. Let's play a game! Spin the bottle! " We started playing Spin the Bottle. In the first spin it pointed at me and Fluttershy. "Come here! " Fluttershy shouted, mad of lust. The kiss was long and eventually they had to pull Fluttershy off of me. Soon, Fluttershy realized what just happened and sprinted to upstairs. "What just happened? " I asked "Knowing Fluttershy, she probably thinks that you hate her for jumping on you. " "Oh, I think I'm gonna go speak to her. " I sat up and went upstairs to the door of the room Fluttershy went to. I heard some heartbreaking crying. "Fluttershy, it's me. " "Don't come in! Now you think I'm a crazy pervert and never speak to me again! " "I don't hate you, I don't even blame you. Something just got into you. I'm sure you meant no harm. " ".... Do you mean that? " "Of course. " "Ok... Let's continue the game. " As we continued the game, I noticed that they all looked at me in a weird way. "I need a drink, I'll be right back. " "Actually, I need something to drink too. " It got to the kitchen as soon as possible. "Twi, I have a question. " "What is it? " "All of you girls have given me these funny looks during the party. Why, " "Well, we ponies enter mating season at the same time, and because stallions are few in number, everypony wants to have a stallion during the season. " "So you mean that they all want me in you-know-what way? " "Yes" "Fan-Fucking-Tastic..." I was slapped on my cheek. "Language! " "Sorry... Anyway I'm gonna get back to the game. " "I'll come soon" ~Twilight's POV~ 'Oh Celestia, I want him so bad... But if I take him to myself the rest of the girls will be angry at me... Maybe we could share him...' ~Max's POV~ 'I think that bottle has been modified... This is the thirteenth time in a row that I've got to kiss somepony... Not that I could complain... Many would kill to be in my current role.. '
