doflamingo in equestria

   To many bronies and pegi sisters they think equestria is a happy and fun place but in realty......It. Fucking. Sucks. I mean it's not all ba-wait it fucking sucks dick. Why am I hating on equestria so much?It's because I've been trapped in stone for over 10,000 years! All because I nearly kill celestia and luna....hey don't give me that look.I know it sounds like that im an evil villain but im not.

  Ok let's go back to the being of when this all started,it was a  monday we weregoin to comic con but we were late as shit "FUCK FUCK FUCK! WERE LATE!" And all because I had make a giant flamingo feather jacket,also I oversept. Thank god I had everything together and in one piece,even the ear rings that hurt like a bitch when I got them in.But the bad thing is that I had to cut and dye my hair for this but it with be worth it,and it still was.And I was so gad that the slob im am didn't had all of the parts scattered across the apartment, so I could put on of my costume easliy.Also I am not 10'00", I am 5'11". So I was going to the car with my best friend jacob who was dressed up as jason voorhees from jason vs freddy, We got there about 5 hours after they opened their gates for comic con,

So jacob and I are fuckin happy that we made it before the rush hour of lunch but still are late for some panels.A couple of hours later of people taking pictures of me and jacob plus panels,jacob said"Hey marcus,I want to go to the panel on the east side."

"But jacob, I don't wan't to miss the panel on the north side." I disagreed.

"I know but if we can meet back here at 5:30,we can talk about the panels and stuff ok?"Jacob said.

"Ok,I'll meet you here at 5:30."I responded.

Jacob and I went our seprate ways only to know that was the last I will see him.As I was heading to the one piece panel,I saw someone hiding but they quickly retreated back.'Weird'I thought as I headed into the panel's room.So when that ordeal was over,I got out of their early so I can it the shops before anyone else can.Out of nowhere,a man who looked like the merchaint from resident evil 4 stepped infront of me. "Hello stranger,see anthing you like?"He said has he opened the left side of this coat.As I quickly looked at his inventory,I saw something I thought never existed.The Ito ito fruit or known as the string string fruit.

I look at him and said "How the hell did you get a devil fruit?" I questioned with a hint of amazment and fear in my voice.

"Oh from 'outside' resouces stranger.And by your choice of words,it seens you would like to purchase this item."He said as he grabed the devil fruit from the other nick-naks.

"Ok sir,how much for it?"I question him.

"A few hundred bucks.But for you my friend,it's 40 buck's.."The strange man responded as I grab my wallet for the 40 dollars.

"Pleasure doing business with you...." The merchaint said as he DISSAPEARES IN THE SHADOWS LIKE A GHOST!!!Sorry I lost control for a second,let's carry on.I stare at the place he was standing at untill I remember that I have a fruit that can cause magor distruction with a snap of a finger.So I disided to go into a sort of empty section of the building and eat the fruit,It looked kind of appentising since I skiped breakfest.The after taste didn't hit me untill I swallowed it,man it tasted terrible!

I don't remember much after that because I passed out against the wall with some people looking at me with worried faces.

Equestria,castle of sister's or some shit like that....

           So at this point in time luna and um...sun butt or whatever were in a castle together ruling equestria and they were disscusing plans for their kingdom, when suddenly a guard came up."Exuse me your highness,but the west side of the kingdom,by the mountains,have spotted a strange creature.We were wondering how to deal with it."As the gurad finnished his sentance,the princesess started to quietly dissguist unil they came to an egreement,

  Luna was the one to speak first,"We have discided that to make sure the creature stays in place while we shall get there.And if needed take force."

   But as quick as luna finnished,celestia commented,"But try to reason with it."So with a nod from the guard,he left to send the message to the guards at the west side.

"Luna,make sure you mention to tell them to have a little bit of restain so they don't go and hurt the thing."Said celestia after the door closed.

"Sorry tia,I forgot to say that..."Luna said guiltly..

"It's ok.Just make sure to mind check."Responed celestia with a reasuring smile.(I can't take her serious no more with that kind of nick name...)

   "So sis,what should we say to this new creature once we get there?'Questioned luna while they walked down the corridors.

  "We should say something calming and reasuring to it if it's frightened."Responed celestia when they got to the royal chariot, acuneed with two royal guards.

"And entroduce ourselves too."commented luna.They continued talking as they got on the chariot,and I don't know how those two  pegasus carry several hundred pounds of gold and ponies every where from town to town.They must be very buff or something....

     Were was I?Oh yea!So they were on their chariot heading to their the guard said this strange creature was while from my point of  view...