Every retarded thing

"TWIIIIILIIIIGHT!!!" Yelled the stupid princess Sun-butt as her eyes roll in every direction. Twilight appears upside down along with the death of Justin Beibs, yeah!

"Yieeeees?" Asked Twilight. Lord Sun-butt then had a troll face.

"NOTHING, JUST LIKE THE WORTH OF THE WORK I PUT YOU THROUGH, NOTHING!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" I, the author am in sa- wait what? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DA BUCK DID I GET HERE?

"I'M NOT IN DA STORY YOU MUDA BUCKAS!!!"

IRL

I sip on a cup of tea as I write all of this because why da Frick not?

back in Horse Land!

Twilight is handling a chainsaw as Celestia turned into Molestia and is sticking her horn in Luna's ass. As I just sit there contemplating what the fuck is going on? Mario busts through da doors and throws a pipe at me and knocks me out. The Shit-Six walk through le door and went homo. Luna just sat and broke Celestia's horn. Oh well, who gives a damn? I regain consciousness for the comic relief. Pinkie then jumps into nothingness.

IRL

" Wait what?" I tried retyping what I typed, so that Pinkie doe HEYIMPINKIEPIEHOWAREYOUTODAYIFEELOHSOGOODBECAUSEIBROKEFOURTHWALLANDSHITLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPOLOLOLOLOLHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened? Where am I? Oh, I'm on this guy's screen well that sucks... So what do you- HEY YELLOW I FIXED DA UNIVERSE!!! OH SHIT!!!

in RETARD LAND

We return to screaming and chaos as the world is going into a nuke war- okay, fuck this shit I'm out.

IRL

" Um, Discord, I don't think they'll like this," I say worriedly. Discord laughs.

"Oh Yellow, what fun would it be if they liked it?" I smiled. Then we opened a trap door which led to the room where Justin Beibs died in... It felt like magic!