Every retarded thing

by Y-T-Mellon

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 295

check out everything stupid through this.

Ever thought, what would happen if Equestria was stupid? This may be the answer, and don't think one bit of this will make sense.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-13 04:12:53 UTC

STUPIDITY AT FULLEST!!!

"TWIIIIILIIIIGHT!!!" Yelled the stupid princess Sun-butt as her eyes roll in every direction. Twilight appears upside down along with the death of Justin Beibs, yeah!

"Yieeeees?" Asked Twilight. Lord Sun-butt then had a troll face.

"NOTHING, JUST LIKE THE WORTH OF THE WORK I PUT YOU THROUGH, NOTHING!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" I, the author am in sa- wait what? WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DA BUCK DID I GET HERE?

"I'M NOT IN DA STORY YOU MUDA BUCKAS!!!"

IRL

I sip on a cup of tea as I write all of this because why da Frick not?

back in Horse Land!

Twilight is handling a chainsaw as Celestia turned into Molestia and is sticking her horn in Luna's ass. As I just sit there contemplating what the fuck is going on? Mario busts through da doors and throws a pipe at me and knocks me out. The Shit-Six walk through le door and went homo. Luna just sat and broke Celestia's horn. Oh well, who gives a damn? I regain consciousness for the comic relief. Pinkie then jumps into nothingness.

IRL

" Wait what?" I tried retyping what I typed, so that Pinkie doe HEYIMPINKIEPIEHOWAREYOUTODAYIFEELOHSOGOODBECAUSEIBROKEFOURTHWALLANDSHITLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPOLOLOLOLOLHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMOHOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened? Where am I? Oh, I'm on this guy's screen well that sucks... So what do you- HEY YELLOW I FIXED DA UNIVERSE!!! OH SHIT!!!

in RETARD LAND

We return to screaming and chaos as the world is going into a nuke war- okay, fuck this shit I'm out.

IRL

" Um, Discord, I don't think they'll like this," I say worriedly. Discord laughs.

"Oh Yellow, what fun would it be if they liked it?" I smiled. Then we opened a trap door which led to the room where Justin Beibs died in... It felt like magic!