It's Father's Day, and Hondo Flanks, former professional hoofball player. avid fisherpony, and loving father, has taken the day off to enjoy an afternoon of summertime sun and fresh, cool water. With his daughters, Rarity and Sweetie Belle, in tow, he expects a slow, relaxing time, whisting away the hours with swimming, fishing, and sunbathing.

However, it soon comes to pass that Rarity and Sweetie Belle have something even more planned for their father. A gift that, in part, is something that Hondo is familiar with, and in the other part is something completely new and utterly sinful. What will Hondo do? How will he react?

And what in Equestria is he going to tell his wife?

I wrote this last year for Father's Day, figured I'd wait until it was seasonal again to post it. It's a long-ass fic and IRPony had to suffer through the whole thing, so praise be to him for all of that valuable editing work! Hopefully the thing aged like fine wine and not like crude oil.

Thanks to IRPony once more for his usual, and always fantastic, editing job, and thanks to parasprite for her consultancy and editing as well!

Cover art is by wan.