Double life? Double the fun

by Rose Candy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy
Length: 416

Pinkie pie isnt what she seems, she lives 3 alternative lives, one as her real self, an agent for a large social corporation, another as the pinkie pie we know, and the 3rd as a housewife in phillydelphia, but soon the mane 6 become suspicious.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-13 05:55:41 UTC

Me, myself and I

               On one gorgeous day in ponyville, a rosy pink mare slowly opened her eyes and slowly lifted her chin, while her eyes gazed into the beautiful dawn, slowly, she got up, taking a bit to center her balance. Slowly trotting down the stairs, causing them to creek slowly, as she reached the last step she tip-toed into the powder room, she firmly  grasped her mane brush and brushed until her mane looked like a hot pink cloud. She slowly walked outside making sure not to wake up anypony.

                  As she was trotting outside she stopped at big macintosh and applejacks's "early bird" cart. They both looked exhausted due to apple bucking season just ending. So she just grapped a bottle of cider and dropped the two bits in the bucket without making a sound.

"Hey, *yawn* sugar cube." Applejack mummered

"Whats up Aj?" Pinkie responded

"Why is it that every Sunday you leave ponyville, for 3 days?" Applejack questioned

"Haven't i told you?" Pinkie responded nervously. "Its when i collect more... uh party supplies!

"Oh, *yawn* ok"

Pinkie soon walked to the train station, heading towards phillydelphia, the train stopped at manehattan for an hour or so, she walked deep into the bustling city. As she walked down the sidewalk everypony either looked at or avoided her. She soon walked into a narrow alley, here was a sewer lid, she knocked roughly witn her hooves in the tune of "prince ali" from Aladdin. The door slowly opened and the face of a stormy grey mare was soon revealed

"Who's the great and powerful one?"she grey mare blankly asked

"Princess Elmo Queen!" Pinkie cheered the lid fully opened and she hopped down and she bounced on a yellow jumpy to catch her fall, then, infront of pinkie was a purple and red alicorn and she was holding a beat up coloring book titled "seasame street fun sparkle club with free stickers"

"Color?" The mare said in a high pitched voice, she cleared her throat.

"WHERE ART THOUGH QUEENS PINK CRAYON?!?!?" she shouted in a satanic voice. Pinkie placed her hoof on the ground and then she turned into a grey and red pegasus, a hot pink crayon appeared under her hoof.

"YAY!!" the alicorn shouted, then she plopped down on the ground and hummed a random tune while sloppily collered in elmo and mr.noodle. The mare pinkie turned into was her actual form, a "elmo sparkle social club" spy named Aqua Blaze