No Fun to be Had

by Gutsy Move

Rating: mature
Tags: Human
Length: 2764

Anon has a problem, but nopony is there to help him with it. Nopony.

Anon has a problem, but nopony is there to help him with it. Nopony.

(M/F) (R63 Spike Aged up) Warning: Cum inflation, Ridiculous amounts of semen, even some semen swallowing from both parties, language, it's smut.

(First clop ever written. Look me in the eyes and tell me I'm pretty.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-15 09:54:42 UTC

Anypony

"What's there to do?!" Anon shouted from his position on the couch. Truly, Anon was bored. His time in the town of Ponyville was spent mostly lounging around, or doing work for the mad mare known as Princess Twilight Sparkle. As Anon laid upside-down on teh couch he could hear the pit-pat of scaled feet drawing closer.

"I don't know, why don't you make yourself useful?" The dragoness known as Barb snapped at the lazy human as she entered the room with an armful of books. She walked over to the bookshelf opposite of Anon and began shelving the books she was carrying. Anon looked at the young dragoness with fond memories.

Barb had turned twenty-one half a year ago. The party that was had was mostly for close friends. Rarity, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Applejack, Pinkie, and you had been the only ones there as Applejack brought two barrels of hard cider for the birthday girl. Unsurprisingly, Barb could handle more of the drink than anypony could. Over the years Barb grew into the dragon she was today, just an inch taller than Anon who was at 5'9 in height and a rockin' bod'. Her snout got more defined but tapered off to a blunt end. The spines that made their way down her back got smoother as time went on.

Anon got up from the couch to sit up-right. "Watch out, this chick's got claws... literally." He said in a mocking tone.

"Ha ha ha, and you should know that I'm not afraid to use them."

Anon watched Barb's tail sway back and forth to an unheard beat. Hypnotizing him as he continued to watch. "No, really what is there to do around here? How do you guys survive?" Anon looked away.

"There's the arcade down the road. We've got a library... read a book." She said as she turned to him with arms crossed. Covering her scaled breasts.

Anon got up from the couch and moved to the door of the room. "Gonna use the pisser." Barbs face turned red slightly.

"Should I be knowing this?" She asked.

"Unless you want to join me or something. But that'd be weird."

Barb's face flushed with color. And she began to sputter.

"Ha! Priceless." He said as he left.

"Fucking christ." Anon said as he tried to piss, but to no avail.

Watching Barb had made his cock rock hard and made it impossible to relieve himself.He turned away from the toilet and sat down. looking down at his throbbing member, he shrugged.

"It has been a while."

He slowly began to jerk himself off. The ministrations of his hands seemed to work as small waves of pleasure rolled up his spine. His legs began to spread and his pace began to quicken. Sweat started to bead up on his forehead, but he wiped it away with the sleeve of his shirt.

Anon let out a throaty moan as he could feel himself getting close. But that's where it all went wrong. Anon tried to finish it right then and there with a couple of quick jerks but was met with a slight burning sensation all over his body. Another moan escaped his mouth as the feeling wasn't pleasant but it wasn't totally unwelcome. His breathing became heavy as the bathroom began to grown thick with his scent.

"Oooh." He sighed as he stopped. Droplets of pre dripped to the crystal floor as his cock throbbed.

He looked down at his throbbing cock and groaned. "I've got to get rid of this soon." He let out a whine as a strong throb of his cock gave way to a little more pain than he was wanting. As he did so a knock came from the door.

"Occupied." He called out with a strained voice as he stood up from the toilet, his legs numbed slightly by the loss of blood flow.

"Come on Anon, you've been in there for like five minutes. I thought you were taking a piss."

"Yeah. Give me a moment would ya?" Anon said as he looked down at his still throbbing member. The beat of his heart matched by the throbbing of his cock. As he bent over to pull up his pants another wave of pain washed over his body and he let out another high pitched whine.

"You okay in there?" Barb asked from the other side of the door.

"Y-Yeah!" He called again.

"Then hurry up will ya? You're not the only one who uses the bathroom."

Anon pulled his jeans and boxers over his dick. He did the zipper and the button of his jeans as he moved to the door. He opened it to see Barb standing there with her arms crossed. He scaled tits spilling over slightly. This didn't help Anon.

"Well?"

"Well what?" He said with a slight red tinge to his cheeks.

"Can you move please?"

Anon moved out the dragons way and made his way to the guest room, newly refurbished to be his room. As he walked away from the bathroom he heard Barb breathe in the air with a deep inhale.

"Hm."

Heat began to rise to Anon's face as he realized what the room must smell like. He turned quickly and made his way to his room.

"Stupid Anon. Making me to do all of the work." Barb said as she looked at herself in the mirror. Her emerald eyes looking back at her. She looked down at her body. The front of her was mostly light green scales, all the way from her chin and down to stomach where it tapered off into her crotch. The rest of her scales were a brilliant purple that always seemed to shine. The spines that made their way down her back were the same shade of emerald as her eyes , as they made their way down her back and onto her tail each one got smaller and smaller until disappearing at the tip of her tail which was in the shape of an arrowhead.

Barb took another deep inhale. The room smelled... odd. It was a good smell, salty, yet sweet all mixed into the same aroma. Barb began to blush as she could feel herself become aroused. She moved her hands to her breasts and began to massage them in circular motions, bringing the pair of mounds together with a squeeze before pulling them away from each other and repeating the action.

Her breathing began to quicken as she could feel herself get wet. She moved a hand away from one of her breasts and it made its way to her crotch. Where she began to massage at the tender opening in more circular motions, teasing herself. "Anon~" She said in throaty moan. He tail snaked its way up revealing everything to the world. Barb moved her hand away from her wet cunt and grabbed the tip of her tail and give it a quick pull, her grip on her breast tightened. She moaned a little louder this time.

As she tugged on her tail and squeezed her breast her imagination took hold as she imagined Anon pumping into her with his throbbing cock as he pulled on her tail and nibbled the tip of it. The feeling of being so full, so close, and yet so far.

"He's right down the hallway. Go get him." A voice said.

Barb's eyes began to shrink down to slits as her reptilian tongue lolled out of her mouth. He breathing became panting as puffs of smoke could be seen. She stopped altogether, her thighs dripping with excitement as she moved to the door. As she opened it. The voice came to her again.

"Go on, take what is yours, he won't stop you."

Barb let out a hiss as her tongue flicked from her mouth and she moved down the hallway.

Anon whimpered as he just couldn't bring himself to climax. Even his own room became heavy with the stench of sweat and pre-cum as he tried so hard to find relief.

Knock Knock Knock

"Be right there." He said with a groan as he pulled his boxers up deciding to ditch the jeans. As he opened the door, Anon angled himself so the lower half of his body wouldn't be visible.

"Hello?"

It was Barb. But she looked... different. She took another inhale and her tongue flicked from her mouth.

"Hey Anon~" She said in a sultry tone.

"H-Hey Barb, what do ya need?" Anon asked with a fake smile.

"Just came to check up on how you're doing."

"I'm fine, how about you?" Anon cringed, he needed to end the conversation and fast.

"I'm great. Oh by the way..."

"Yeah?" Anon asked, sweat now visible on his face as his cock just wouldn't calm down.

"Would you mind helping me with something? I imagine this could help you too." She said with a slight giggle.

Anon raised an eyebrow before spotting the shimmer of wetness on her thighs. This sent Anon into overdrive as his erection was now threatening to break free from its prison.

Barb pushed her way into the room moving Anon back a couple of feet as he stumbled back onto his bed. She quickly caught up to him and pulled him into a kiss. Her tongue exploring every nook and cranny of his mouth, even wrapping his own and tugging at it playfully. She began to grind on him as Anon reciprocated her advances. Her giant breasts pressing up against him, traveling up and down his clothed chest.

Anon whimpered into Barb as he felt her hand rub against the lining of his boxers. Both of them broke the kiss and were panting heavily, Barb's eyes now, instead of being a brilliant green, were a hot pink as they seemed to hunger. She took a single claw his his boxers and ripped his erection free from the prison of fabric. She looked down with a look of both curiosity. And lust.

Barb got down on her knees and began immediately working his quivering member with her tongue, wrapping his length with it and moving it up and down its entire length. The combination of both her tongue and her breathing washed his member with both warmth and wetness. She could taste the pre as it dripped down his length and onto her tongue. She unwrapped his cock and got up from the floor.

"Nice and wet." She giggled.

"What...*pant*... was that?"

"I know what you were doing in that bathroom, I could smell it, I could smell you. And I just couldn't help myself."

Anon looked at Barb before spinning her around and pushing her down onto his bed, the dark blue sheets ruffling as she landed. He grabbed at Barb's ass with both of his hands for each cheek, each hand only able to take so much before it spilled over his fingers and sunk in.

"Oooh Anon~ This was just what I needed." Barb moaned as she felt Anon massaging her backside with his fingers. After a minute, he spread her cheeks one last time before moving a thumb to he pucker and pushing it in slowly. Barb shot off of the bed as her arms pushed her off, her breasts squeezed between her arms.

"OoooOooh my god~" She moaned again, her tongue once again lolling out of her mouth.

"God, you're so fucking tight." Anon said as he slowly pulled his thumb out and driving it back in at the same pace.

Anon pulled his thumb out and lined his cock to Barb's pucker. As he pushed they both moaned out. Barb felt Anon's cock push into her, stretching her out. Anon felt Barb's muscles squeeze the life out of his pulsating dick.

"So *pant* full." Barb said as he eyes rolled back. Anon jerked out, making Barb yelp, and then pushed back in.

"I'm gonna fill you with so much cum." Anon panted as he thrusted and pulled out, repeating the process until he felt Barb squeeze him tighter than she had before. It would have been amazing, except for the fact that Anon's beating cock was still sore. He pulled out. Leaving Barb with the feeling of emptyness, before feeling Anon's cock line up with her lower lips. She shivered in excitement.

Anon leaned onto Barb's back and began to whisper into her ear. "Are you ready?"

All Barb could do was nod. A moment later they both let out a gasp as Anon's cock pushed its way through Barb's velvety folds.

"Anon~ Don't slow down!" She practically screamed.

Anon thrust forward with everything he had, slamming his thighs into her ass, sending ripples through the glorious mounds. He pulled back and thrust forward again. He could feel himself getting close.

"Barb! *Pant*" SLAP "I'm close!" SLAP

"MeSLAPEEEE too!"

"WhereSLAP do you want it?!" He asked, but it was too late. Barb felt him expand slightly inside of her before all of his seed began rushing in waves. Her own walls tightened around Anon as she climaxed, and kept him in place.

"What the fuuuuck..." Wave by wave, Anon spasmed at each blast of semen.

Barb could feel the semen begin to weigh her down as she looked at her abdomen, only to see it expanding with each pump of Anon's hips. Finally, Anon seemed to finish with one last weak thrust. As he slid backwards, his penis slipped out with an audible pop.

As they caught their breath, Anon sat up and looked at Barb, laying on her side, clutching her swollen stomach. This seemed to renew his vigour as his once softening erection sprang with life once again. Barb looked at Anon's erection.

"We've got the whole castle to ourselves you know?"

And at that Anon grinned like a madman.

"What if someone comes in?" Anon said as he pumped into Barb's breasts, the scales were smooth and agile as they molded around his cock. The main room of the castle was large. Large enough to make the slapping of flesh against scale to echo.

"Don't worry~ It's locked and the only other pony that has the key is in Canterlot for a meeting." Barb looked up and smiled at Anon. But like fate demands, a purple aura enveloped the two doors and the sound of a key turning echoed amongst the slapping of flesh.

"Barb~ Anon~ I'm home!" Twilight shouted as she turned to close the door, not seeing the two in front of her.

Barb stared with wide eyes, and an agape mouth as her not-related sister turned to see them doing the deed. Twilight looked at both Anon and Barb with a face that burned with the intensity of the sun. Anon was too lost in please to even notice the two of them. He grabbed at Barb's head and forced himself into her mouth. Where he quickly spasmed and let out a heavy moan. Barb couldn't take her eyes off of Twilight as she swallowed load after load of Anon's steaming spunk. But it was too much, and most of it dripped past her lips and onto her chest. As he pulled out of her mouth he let loose another couple of bursts before the rest just drizzling out. Barb didn't swallow any of the rest as she stared at Twilight. Frozen with something close to fear.

As Twilight looked, her wings began to unfurl at the sight of her sister being covered in jizz. She swallowed deeply and didn't move from her spot. Barb was still looking at Twilight, the act of being caught seemingly turned her on, but this was wrong.

"Oh hey Twilight." Anon said casually. As he decided to mess with both of the women in the room a bit. He picked Barb up and looked her in the eyes before kissing her deeply on the drenched face.

Twilight looked on and let out some sort of squeal as Anon locked lips with the semen covered Barb. Barb felt Anon's tongue in her mouth, wiping her mouth clean of his own semen.

He broke kiss and looked Barb in the eyes as he swallowed audibly. He turned to Twilight and licked his lips. Who in turn, feinted.

"This is going to be fun explaining."

"Fun? Fun!? Twilight is going to make me reshelve everything! How do you call that fun?" Barb shouted, her hands clutching her head.

"Yeah yeah, but you live in a library, there's just no fun to be had."