crystals collection of colorful crazy words and phrases

by Crystal flask

Rating: teen
Tags: Random
Length: 395

lots of crazy words and phrases

lots of crazy words and phrases. oh, and ponys. also, plez can I has cwazy phwases fwom you?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-13 16:13:24 UTC

The comedy collector

Hello there, and welcome. This, is my grand collection of crazy words and phrases from far and wide. In this story, will be things that will make you chuckle, cringe, guffaw, snicker, giggle, snort, burp, fart, burfart, snart, and curse. Now, this I hope to not do alone. I hope that you can help collect some of the funniest stuff ever! It doesn't matter where or what, if its crazy, please feel free to submit it in the comments!

And lastly, if I offend someone by collecting a phrase from their story, tell me and I will give credit to you, or delete it. Now that that's all cleared up.

IT BAEGINSSSSSSS!!!!!

chapter the first

Chaphter !:

“Did you finish the chapter?”

sweetardis

moroselay

swaytay ball

Mother of me

chocolate cheezburgerz

Maretroid (c) Neightendo

Spikezilla Vs. Black snooty

leave him tied up on Rarity’s doorstep with a bow. And a label saying ‘new model’.

A dot of purple light appeared on the ground next to him. Discord materialized a microscope, turned it upside down, and examined it minutely at a distance of eight feet.

“Firing orbital friendship cannon.”

Discord slapped his forehead, producing a fish. “Oh, bodkins."

"Magic power, go!”

burf

Infernal Blaze broke off, sniffed, and started screaming. “Oh me I AM on fire! Help!”

Discord ground his teeth into flour, then blew flame on the flour to make some bread, pulled it into a baguette and ate it. “That is very annoying.”

‘Discord gets stoned’

experiencing botherations?

yeu are a wizird twilight

talk about eye candy!

f.a.t. mobile

nuka cola code: HFRHMPN4M4H6RV, good for 1-3 points!

you can call me awesome

“And this is for basing your strategy on inadequate research!”

Note to self, make sure this unicorn never meets Hermione.

"Oh dear sweet mother of Celestia!”

"Owie.”

pi * P.T.A.t. = 3.141592653589793238462643383279

twilight is best grammar Nazi.

*fzzzzzzt!* "-t night. It's not, *dun,dun* Cree-" *fzzt!* "-htt. Phttphtttttpht-" *Fzzzt!* "-s this where you wanna b-" *Fzzzzzt* "-ooorrppp, vwooor-" *plewp*

loops 2 trolololololo

Princess Pinkie Pie shoots past, trailing a rainbow and making cat noises.

Discordian Rapshody. nuff said.

"Terrarity?"

"Yas, Tm!L!qyt?"

"vhy r ve pills -o- ransom joaks ad gags?"

"Butter eggdrisile !$ @ J3rk."

PIIIILLLLLSSSS!!!!!!

And now its time for a song. >M<

*Fzzzzzt* "I have to find my spray, to make this smell go away.