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  crystals collection of colorful crazy words and phrases  
                    -by Crystal flask-                     
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                   The comedy collector                    
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The comedy collector
Hello there, and welcome. This, is my grand collection of crazy words and phrases from far and wide. In this story, will be things that will make you chuckle, cringe, guffaw, snicker, giggle, snort, burp, fart, burfart, snart, and curse. Now, this I hope to not do alone. I hope that you can help collect some of the funniest stuff ever! It doesn't matter where or what, if its crazy, please feel free to submit it in the comments!
And lastly, if I offend someone by collecting a phrase from their story, tell me and I will give credit to you, or delete it. Now that that's all cleared up.
IT BAEGINSSSSSSS!!!!!

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                     chapter the first                     
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chapter the first
Chaphter !:
“Did you finish the chapter?”
sweetardis
moroselay
swaytay ball
Mother of me
chocolate cheezburgerz
Maretroid (c) Neightendo
Spikezilla Vs. Black snooty
leave him tied up on Rarity’s doorstep with a bow. And a label saying ‘new model’.
A dot of purple light appeared on the ground next to him. Discord materialized a microscope, turned it upside down, and examined it minutely at a distance of eight feet.
“Firing orbital friendship cannon.”
Discord slapped his forehead, producing a fish. “Oh, bodkins."
"Magic power, go!”
burf
Infernal Blaze broke off, sniffed, and started screaming. “Oh me I AM on fire! Help!”
Discord ground his teeth into flour, then blew flame on the flour to make some bread, pulled it into a baguette and ate it. “That is very annoying.”
‘Discord gets stoned’
experiencing botherations?
yeu are a wizird twilight
talk about eye candy!
f.a.t. mobile
nuka cola code: HFRHMPN4M4H6RV, good for 1-3 points!
you can call me awesome
“And this is for basing your strategy on inadequate research!”
Note to self, make sure this unicorn never meets Hermione.
"Oh dear sweet mother of Celestia!”
"Owie.”
pi * P.T.A.t. = 3.141592653589793238462643383279
twilight is best grammar Nazi.
*fzzzzzzt!* "-t night. It's not, *dun,dun* Cree-" *fzzt!* "-htt. Phttphtttttpht-" *Fzzzt!* "-s this where you wanna b-" *Fzzzzzt* "-ooorrppp, vwooor-" *plewp*

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                   loops 2 trolololololo                   
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loops 2 trolololololo
Princess Pinkie Pie shoots past, trailing a rainbow and making cat noises.
Discordian Rapshody. nuff said.
"Terrarity?"
"Yas, Tm!L!qyt?"
"vhy r ve pills -o- ransom joaks ad gags?"
"Butter eggdrisile !$ @ J3rk."
PIIIILLLLLSSSS!!!!!!
And now its time for a song. >M<
*Fzzzzzt* "I have to find my spray, to make this smell go away.