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A young man named Derek was sitting on his bed, all by his lonesome one rainy night, when a knock came upon his window. Derek was no pussy ass bitch, so he stood up and approached the window bravely. A small, midnight blue pony was outside staring up at Derek through the glass.

"Hello. Your princess requests company. Perhaps you may-"

Derek closed the blinds on the pony princess.

So goes the story of Derek.

Author's Note

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