Steve The Asshole - What Happened

by SteveSmithFIB

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Human
Length: 408

stuff and things happening to someone or some people

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-14 08:22:00 UTC

Steve and Simon Smith

Rockwall, Texas 2015. It was almost the end of the day, no literally it was like eight thirty in the afternoon. The sun was down. the clouds were heading in, making it seem even darker. Everyone was still out and about, including two characters named Steve Smith and Unknown Format. They were at the intersection by the freeway, waiting for the light to change. "So bro." Steve said "Yeah man?" "How was your today? Anything new?" Steve Asked. "Nothing new. How was Police Duty?" asked Unknown. "It was pretty slow, nothing really happened. Only one phone call, but it was just someone who lost their child." "Damn, stupid idiot! I lose my PS3 controller, I lose my computer, but If I had a son, I'd be pretty hard to lose him." Said Unknown. "Well Simon, you'd be surprised on how easy it is to lose something that's actually got legs." The light changes. Steve drives forward. "Whatever, I still think that's pretty stupid." They get on the freeway... "Steve? Did you pay the electric bill? It's like 2 days overdue now." "Yeah, I told you 2 times already!" "When?" "Come on Simon, I texted you, and told you upfront!" "Don't call me Simon, Steve. I prefer Unknown Format." "*sigh* Fine 'Unknown Format'." Steve and Simon get home, it's already 9 o' clock. "Steve, don't you have work tomorrow?" "Nah... I have the night shift tomorrow, I work day-shift on Thursday, 2 days from now." "Wait, it's Tuesday!? Shit!" "What is it now, Format?" "I forgot I needed to call the boss about his dog, I was supposed to watch his dog today! Hey remember that dog, Bonnie" Steve stares into space *Flash back* ^^^^^^Dog humping Steve on the floor in the bathroom,Dog licking Steve inside the mouth.^^^^^^ "Yeeaaaahhhh... I definitely remember that sexy dog." "What the fu- ... okay Steve, what did you do to his dog!?" "Nothing, nothing. Trust me." Steve and Simon get out of the car. Suddenly, Steve stops. *blood rush - High pitched noise*

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<-- High Pitched Noise <-- __ Steve grabs a rock and throws it at the door, almost hitting Simon. "WHAT THE FUCK STEVE!?" The noise stops and Steve looks at Simon. "Oh, sorry. I thought I saw a spider." Simon looks at the door and back, well you're paying for the damage." "Damn it." Steve says throwing another rock at the door again.