Hello, I am Mike or was anyway… There have been mysterious disappearances at the other past cons, but my ignorance and excitement for this day got the better of me. Nothing was going to stop me from having fun at the Game-Con. But now I'm stuck in a magical world that I had forgotten about as I grew through life. I regret taking those Dog Tags… And the worst part is that I helped the fuck that does this to people. Well, at least I have a ton of awesome gifts from the Merchant for helping him. Anyway, for more detail of how weird my life is, just click those little green links and read the chapters below and see how many lemons life can throw at you.