A Day in the Life of Lunar Night

by Flash_Magnus

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Bat Pony, Comedy, Royal Guard, Adventure, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Princess Luna
Length: 24055

Just another day in the life of a brony-turned-pony which just happens to be a Bat Pony guard thanks to Luna and wishing.

Made the Popular Stories section: 10-7-2015

It was all just a simple joke really: You star gaze and if you happen to see a shooting star then you make a wish no matter how crazy it is. I did just that by wishing to be a pony for a laugh knowing it wasn't going to come true and come to find out I woke up as a pony ... a Bat Pony Guard thanks to Luna.

Am I happy? Of course because it's mostly every bronies dream to be a pony so I'm not overly shocked even if I'm sorta surprised that it even happened in the first place.

Now I have to deal with family and the outside world since I was planning on doing pony shopping! ... Yeah, this will be a very interesting day for sure to see the types of reactions I will get... at least my coltfriend doesn't mind having his lover as a pony for the time being.

Luna!! You clever clever pony!

Cover photo cropped from this - https://derpibooru.org/2103554

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Warning: This story has moments between Male/Male and Stallion/Male ... nothing to the extreme, but if M/M is not your thing at all then it's best that you don't read this story.

Okay, so this is a different and hopefully better version of my first story - Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping

Now if any of you actually read that half disaster of a story then you might be wondering: "Why is he even trying to redo it?"

The answer is simple: I know that story is bad. Hell, I'd probably cringe trying to read it... at least the sequel to it was much better in my view.

Also, I'm trying to see if I can do a much better job with this story compared to the first one since I'm changing so much stuff and not making it easy on myself.

So if you decide to read this anyway then I hope you can actually enjoy it.

One last thing: By doing this story, I actually have ideas for two sequels!

And one more last thing! This story is unedited, but I tried to fix what I can!

Published 2015-10-07 17:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-27 19:38:11 UTC

Prologue: Where it all began

A Day in the Life of Lunar Night

Date: July 14,2015
Time: 12:30am

Location: Newark,NJ

"You know ... as much as I'm happy that I can finally be on the roof of this building doing what I love: that being star gazing, doing this during a blackout has me on edge even if I have my phone with me for some light." I said while leaning closer to the love of my life, William.

William only rolled his eyes, but nevertheless smiled. "There's nothing to worry about, Victor. If something happened up here as unlikely as that sounds, I can take them on no problem." He winked even though it was barely noticeable in the light coming from the phone. It still made me feel at ease knowing that he can protect me.

Leaning my head onto his shoulder while staring up at the beautiful sky filled with stars and constellations I said, "I'm just glad you decided to leave Washington to come here to be with me. It makes me such a happy pony to know that I can finally find love with an awesome person such as yourself."

William merely raised an eyebrow, "Pony? You do know that you're human right?" I can practically hear the smirkiness coming from that response. "Anyway, I'm happy as well since from all the talking we did online, it was fate that brought us together so this moment was well worth it. Plus, you make for a great squeaker in bed from how rough I be to you."

I'm glad that the phone light wasn't overly bright since my face became red with embarrassment, but I still grinned, "A brony can dream can he? I'm sure life would be better if I was a pony since I daydream about it often and yes, I can say that I'm proud to be the best squeaker you ever had the pleasure of horsing around in bed with."

William snorted, "Only for you Victor, only for you."

Now time to talk about us, as you probably can already tell that William and I are both bronies with me being twenty-five years old and him being twenty. I got into the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic back on August 9th of 2011 when I came across pictures of awesome looking Rainbow Dash and Applejack fursuits. After that, I started getting more info on it thanks to a friend and two days later I finally watched my first episode: Green Isn't Your Color - and instantly fell in love with the show and even though best pony in my view is Daring Do. People would think I would like Twilight more because I read so much. I'm pretty sure that reading over two thousand seven hundred MLP:FIM stories would make her jaw drop and smack the floor so hard that it would cause a magnitude three quake. As for William, he to got into the show around 2011 also even though I keep forgetting to ask him for his story of how he found out about it. Aside from that, a little over a year later, we found each other on the social networking site called Facebook and it clicked between us ever since with him moving over here to be with me. We are as happy as we can be. We're even looking for work at the same place! Life is good!

"It is a beatiful sight though. I mean it's rare enough for this city to experience a blackout during the night, but, when it does? It gives you such an amazing view of the night sky that you can only truly see if you want to drive away from all the city lights."

William smirked, "Is your 'Inner astronomy nerd' self squeeing with delight?"

"Well of course!" I said while pointing at various parts of the sky. "So many constellations are visible right now including: Hercules, Pegasus, Cepheus, Delphinus, Corvus, Sagitta, and can't forget about the Summer Triangle that includes: Lyra, Aquila and Cygnus who I named my pegasus oc after and also my second favorite constellation, and to end it there's Ursa Major plus Ursa Minor in the distance which was a pain in the flank constellation to spot but now... now! I get to finally see it!" I let out a squee of delight.

William laughed, "So what's your favorite constellation then?"

"Orion of course... although during this time of the year, I have to wait until close to four or five AM just for him to appear on the horizon which wont happen tonight since we need enough sleep so we can go on our shopping spree to get more pony related merchandise for our collection later in the morning."

Yeah I guess I also forgot to mention that we're going to three different places in the morning to buy some specific pony merchandise (Walmart, Toys R Us, and Hot Topic) thanks to one of my more bigger wins ever since playing the lottery. Winning one thousand six hundred and sixty dollars by playing the right number five times gives me hundreds of reasons to be very happy. At least I got lucky to be able to get the money all at once and onto my card instead of waiting a while because I'm a guy who can get impatient. Give the pony his money and no human gets hurt... not that I actually said that out loud.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that," William sighed. "So, want to go back inside now then?"

"Not yet, I want to spend some more time staring at the constellations with you... oh, well now, ain't that an interesting sight, look over there!" I said while pointing to a particular area in the constellation Cygnus near the star: Deneb-where a few shooting stars appeared and just as quickly disappeared. "Wait ... that isn't right."

"Huh?" William asked, confused. "That seemed pretty normal to me."

"No ... no..." I tapped my chin in thought. "Doesn't it seem odd that those shooting stars just appeared in that particular point in the sky and that it was almost ten of them in a span of a few seconds and that there wasn't even any meteor shower events happening anytime soon? Sure, you might get lucky and see maybe one at random, but that doesn't seem right with me."

"Now that you put it that way, it does seem odd to me as well. So what now? Are you going to make a wish then?"

I just sighed, nodded and flat-out said it. "I wish I was a pony."

"Why am I not surprised." William said while rolling his eyes.

Well if you think about it, we can't be the only ones. I'm sure there's life elsewhere in the universe and maybe we'll find it at some point."

"So you think Equestria exists then?" William raised an eyebrow.

"Well..." I looked at the ground awkwardly then back up at the Cygnus constellation. "I just want to believe? But I know it doesn't exist sadly so I'm only having fun with this so yeah, I wish to be a pony and at least somepony that I do like would be fine by me."

"You are so crazy, you know that, Victor?" William smirked and nuzzled me. "Wouldn't it be crazy if it actually happened?"

Nuzzling back I whispered, "It sure would be and you love me for it and look, the lights are coming back on." I said watching as the street lights turned back on. Looking at my phone, I saw that it was almost one-thirty in the morning.

Getting up, William stretched and said, "I guess we should get some sleep... but first..." He gave a seductive grin. "How about we have some fun first hmm...? There's something new I want to try with you."

"I'm not sure if I should be overly excited or overly nervous about that." I muttered while walking to the door with him following.

"Oh don't worry, you'll love it, trust me."

Back in my room and both of us completely naked at that ... I waited to see what William had planned. "Well? What is it?"

"Okay here goes nothing." Then in a somewhat poor attempt at a robotic voice he spoke, "Willsto reporting for duty. Please assume the position."

My reaction was priceless as my jaw dropped. "What?! That's what you wanted to try?"

He wasn't stopping. "Yes I did play the game for this moment and I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position."

I thought about it for a moment. I know he played the game, but I wasn't expecting this... maybe I should just go along with it. I know I'll enjoy it. And it also explains why he was so excited to get to the Fisto part of the game.

Assuming some random position since it never showed how it would be in the game, I spoke. "Okay Willsto ... my pleasure is for you to fuck my brains out."

"Servos Active. Prepare your anus!"

Somewhere not even closely far away in Canterlot

The night sky was clear and the stars were twinkling. Not much noise was heard aside from a rave party in the distance and the sound of hooves hitting the floor in the castle as a certain princess of the night was galloping towards a secret room filled with hundreds of video screens not many ponies know about. Coming to an intersection, Princess Luna found out first hoof what running plus smooth clean floor and hooves will do to a pony: by sliding and crashing right into the wall.

Shaking herself off and muttering a few curses, Luna continued to gallop straight to the room and opened the door with her magic, running inside and slamming it behind her.

"Luna?" Celestia asked, turning around seeing the exhausted look on her sister's face. "Why did you run? You forgot to use your wings again?" She smirked. "Or did eating those moon pies go to your flanks."

"Oh right... I forgot... hey! You're the one to talk! You eat so much cake!" Luna's ears flattened in embarrassment. "Anyway! I think that human is onto us! I made way too many shooting stars appear around one of his favorite constellations and he's getting suspicious."

Celestia only laughed. "Oh Luna I—"

"Dude! I can't feel my legs! a voice squeaked out."

"Then it's working" another spoke.

Both princesses looked up at the screen and the sexual acts in question as blushes formed on both of their faces before Celestia continued, "As I was saying. He doesn't really have much proof that we exist, but, he did make a wish to be a pony thanks to you so we should grant him that don't you think?" She winked.

"Well... sure I agree. I'm just trying to think which pony we should turn him into. From what I can tell, that human loves a lot of ponies and he didn't say which one he wanted to be so... wait! I got it, we can just turn him into one of my guards. I noticed that he likes bat ponies a lot so why not? I know he'll like it."

"Well consider it done then. I just hope that other guy, William will join my side. I do have cake after all."

"Tia, we all know that your cake is a lie." Luna grinned. "Moon pies are the master dessert race."

Celestia snorted and looked back at the video screen to see the two humans already asleep. "Well then, that was fast. Didn't think humans can have fast sex and go to sleep afterwards."

"That means that's our sign to start the transformation process," Luna said while her magic started charging up in a special bright white color. Celestia doing the same.

"Ready?" Luna said.

"Yes sister I am ready."

As both princesses shot white beams of magic into the screen which appeared into the room and around the person in question, the transformation process began almost instantly.

"You know what I'm seeing right away?" Luna said. "This transformation is a big deal and I would assume painful even though it is quick, also the light from our magic is bright enough so I'm surprised how he isn't waking up at all from this. Or his lover at that."

"Maybe both of them are heavy sleepers?" Celestia added.

"I guess so. Anyway, it's done now." As both looked up to see the light disappear and in it's place a dark grayish head with a dark violet mane poking out of the bed sheet snoozing peacefully while an ear occasionally twitched.

"Now that that's done, I want to stay up longer to see the look on both of their faces when they wake up." Celestia giggled with glee.

"I'll make sure to teleport some supplies over there. If I want him to be one of my guards then I should send some armor over there and saddlebags filled with various things that can be useful for him and also send a letter to him briefly explaining what's going on and to just have fun. Then after they are done with the shopping spree, we can just appear in person and fully explain what's been going on, and about this room filled with screens."

"Okay Luna you get on that. I'll just stay here watching. It'll be a few more hours."

Later that morning

"Hey Night?"

"Yes Lunar?"

"I uh..." I coughed awkwardly and pointed down at my more than obvious throbbing stallionhood.

Night Blade grinned and licked his lips. "Let me take care of that for you. I love it when you have morning wood that you need my help with. But I need you to wake up first."

"Huh?" I asked, confused.

"This is only a dream so I need you to wake up, Victor. It'll happen for real when the time comes. So wake up please."

"Wake up."

"Wake up."

"Wake up." I felt something shoving against me. Waking up, I noticed that it was William who woke me up and that's when I noticed that I could see much clearer and sharper, noticing the slightly surprised look on his face.

"I can't believe I'm saying this but, that wish did come true, Victor."

"Huh? What do you mean by that? And why is my voice much deeper all of a sudden?"

"I think it's best that you look at this mirror that appeared all of a sudden." William moved out of the way as I got my first look at what he meant.

Staring back at me was a face of a pony, blinking with a surprised look on his face.

My initial reaction to this was, "Oh wow."

Author's Note

If you made it this far then have a cookie! :trollestia:

Now, before I move onto other things to say, this is kinda important... that being: since I couldn't get this whole story edited, I decided to just post it as is because I've been working on this for nearly 3 months.

BUT! I did try and fix as much punctuation related stuff as I could in these chapters... even though it still might be plenty :twilightoops:

So I really hope you can find this enjoyable.

Now... onto more important stuff... this is indeed a different version of my half-good story Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping

I'm admitting that it's bad! Shocker :trollestia:

Anyway.... after that I decided that I should do a different version of that story and pick a new pony and make it not as easy while adding more stuff in this one.

I wanted to make a better one.

At first I was going to pick Blueblood but, to save myself from people complaining of me not having him in character, I decided to just pick a bat pony lunar guard since adding my overly weird personality would make it fun.

This story has many differences compared to the other one that I felt happy with and hopefully whoever reads it can feel the same way.

So if any of you decide to go all the way then I hope reading this story was worth your time.

Chapter 1: 7.8 out of 10 not enough cum

Chapter 1: 7.8 out of 10 not enough cum

Now, there are different reactions to people waking up to something unexpectedly happening including the following: An idiot waking you up from a sexy or just plain great dream leaving you overly pissed off at the other person. Feeling relieved from waking up from a nightmare. Or in my case, having my 'inner bronyness' squeeing with delight at my current situation.

Yeah, that last one is pretty much obvious to how I reacted after the initial surprise.

"Yes!" I awkwardly pumped a dark gray hoof into the air. "It happened! It really happened! ... somehow."

"Yeah ... I'm glad you're happy and all."

"Why wouldn't I be? If Celestia and Luna appeared before a thousand bronies and asked them all if they wanted to become ponies, I'm pretty sure more than half of them will agree obviously because being a pony is very cool and really adorable and it has it 'perks' if you know what I mean."

William smirked slightly. "I get what you mean. Anyway, want to take it all in already and check yourself out?"

"Oh right, I got too excited that I didn't do it right away." Looking back at the mirror that happened to be there somehow, I noticed that I was turned into a bat pony or thestral which ever word you want to call it and I ain't complaining since I'm a big fan you could say of that particular race of ponies.

In a way I pretty much look like one of Luna's guards actually having: a messy bed mane of dark violet, the golden slitted eyes, adorable tufted ears, fangs, can't forget about the dark grayish fur of course that I'm covered in, and—

Slap!

"What the..." Pulling the bed sheet up, I noticed the one thing that I'm surprised that I didn't notice in the first place and something that would put the size of what guys have to shame.

My thick, close to twelve inches throbbing stallionhood that was leaking pre already.

"Ah geeze..." I said while trying to keep a moan from escaping. "I can't believe how good that feels."

I felt the bed sheet being lifted up more as William took a look also. "You know I can take care of that for you right?"

"Dude..." I felt my cheeks burn slightly. "I would probably be able to fit like an inch or two at best in your mouth."

"What about a handjob?"

"As much as I want to experience how that feels, I rather not do it here. Do you even know how much cum I can throw out now? It'll be a total mess in here. How about you give me one at your place later tonight?"

"Dammit!" William pouted. "As much as I want to give you one now, you do speak the truth, so I'll try my best and wait then."

"Good. Now back to checking myself out since I was going through everything in my head, I'll say the rest out loud: I have a raging boner right now that's leaking pre and making a mess on my bed, a tail in the same color as my mane that twitched slightly, hooves, bat wings consisting of thumb and fingers with between the 'fingers' being webbed like (totally not weird or anything), and lastly, I have a cutie mark! Which is a black shield with a sword crossing over it. Makes sense since I'm a guard now and a sexy one at that."

Another thing that came to mind right there was the thought of eating meat still. "Can I actually eat meat still?" Licking my fangs and over all of my teeth with my bigger tongue to get a feel for them, it left me wondering. If I can actually eat my favorite fast foods still then great, although I'm questioning that since I would be the first on earth to answer that question. Chances are that bat ponies in Equestria can eat meat that comes from there even though that's by choice just like ones who eat fruit or like the taste of blood, It all depends on the bat pony. But I'm leaning more towards that some bat ponies can only eat meat from equestria. Yeah, that would suck for me, but I'm willing to try! I'm crazy enough for a reason.

"You know..." William wondered. "I think you still could. You still have leftover KFC in the fridge so you can just walk over there, sniff it and if you don't gag on the smell then I say you're good to go."

"I guess it's something I'll do then and before I start what might be the most funniest and embarrassing attempt at trying to learn how to walk on all fours, what's all that next to the mirror?" I said, pointing a hoof at the stuff that was to the right of the mirror that consisted of two saddle-bags with one being a lot bigger than the other somehow and what looked like a rolled up scroll on top.

"Maybe the scroll explains why you're a pony now? As for the saddle-bags, I have no idea what could be in it since I know it was for you anyway."

"How nice of you to not check then. Now then, time to learn how to walk..." Turning myself around and sliding off the bed slowly, my hind hooves touched the floor first with my fore hooves touching the floor afterwards with a light 'clop'. Feeling wobbly standing on all fours and leaning on my bed for support, I looked back up at William. "Here goes nothing I suppose."

"I don't think it would be all that difficult right? You did read plenty of stories that involves that right?"

"Yeah..."

"Well you don't have much to worry about then. Just try to remember that and you should be fine."

"Okay..." Looking down at my hooves, I moved my front right hoof and set it down slowly which caused my back left to rise up and sending me crashing to the floor muzzle first for not paying attention as I was trying to lift my left hoof.

"Ugh...." I moaned in slight pain, "Floor ... please, if you want to see my face this badly then let me buy you dinner first."

Laughter reached my ears which in turn caused my right ear to swivel in that direction as William laughed his ass off. "I must admit that I'm loving this morning entertainment coming from you."

Getting back up and shaking my head some, I glared at him, growling slowly. "I'm not a born equestrian pony dammit! Learning how to walk again is not a simple thing and even if I was born as an equestrian pony, I wouldn't learn that quickly I'm sure. But I do need to learn soon though since we will be busy and all."

William shrugged, "I'm not sorry. But please, do continue."

I only rolled my eyes and did just that.

After at least thirty minutes or so passed and many falls or crashing to the closet door later including many more face-meet-floor moments (I swear that floor wants me to buy dinner! My floor is evil I tell you! I'll never buy that floor dinner! Never I say!) I finally got walking as a pony down and done for the most part. I'll still have to get used to it though, but I know that feeling will go away over time and I'll be fine. As long as I'm walking period is all that matters.

Trotting in place and grinning up at William like an idiot (My fangs makes it look so much cooler!) I said, "Well that takes care of one thing."

"What about flying?"

"Well..." I looked at my bat wings with a slight frown. "That's out of the question for the time being. I mean, I don't have anypony to teach me how to fly."

"That's true, so, scroll time? I want to see if it explains why you woke up like this."

"Yeah, I'm curious myself ... erm, can you open it and hold it out to me while I read it? It would be a pain in the flank to unroll it with hooves."

"Sure." William said while taking the scroll, unrolling it and holding it out to me while I began to read out loud.

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Dear human-turned-pony,

First and foremost: no need to freak out about suddenly waking up as a pony, because we know how much you love us so I know you wouldn't complain.

Now onto important matters, you might be wondering how is this possible?

Well to keep it brief: we've been watching you for a while now, we know the wish you made and to not spoil more, Celestia and I decided to grant that and to come visit you at the end of the day after your shopping trip. Then we will explain in full detail of everything that happened leading up to this moment.

In the meantime we want you to have as much fun as possible. It should be fun seeing the reactions that the other humans will give you whether it's anger, shock or just extreme happiness... just be safe alright?

As for your wings, try to not do anything stupid. When we get there, we'll spend some time with you and afterwards I can teach you how to fly myself.

Aside from all of that, your goal is to let a bunch of people see you and let them know about us because I know that after this day more ponies would appear on your world called Earth whether it's by wishing or just equestrian ponies being curious and want to visit. Also, pick a new name since you're a pony now. Using your human one still would be weird as you are now.

Lastly, I sent you some stuff to help you out. In the small saddle-bag you'll see products for your mane, tail and coat, plus various other things. The bigger one contains the traditional guard armor of the Lunar Guard.

So see you later in the afternoon!

With love to my little pony and newest to my Lunar Night Guard, Luna

PS. Celestia and I both saw the sexual acts you and William were doing last night and I must say that was very... interesting since it looked like you were in pain. At least not anymore now.

Also, 7.8 out of 10 - not enough cum. When compared to stallions, you humans don't throw out enough cum to be satisfying to us... although, you being a stallion now, I know that it all changes now so have fun with your new equipment!

PPS. While our magic changed you. It also did some other changes that you will eventually come across so have fun figuring that out! Were totally not sorry by the way :trollestia:

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After I finished reading that, I felt my face heat up, "S-she saw all of that?" I squeaked out.

"Don't forgot Celestia too."

"Yep, so I'm sure they probably enjoyed it very little since it wasn't stallion on stallion action and I'm pain free! Although ... where in the hell they come up with that random rating?" I blinked a few times then face-hoofed, "Of course! That's the rating IGN gave those Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire games with one of the reasons being 'Too much water' ... the fuck? Now I'm even more curious about this so I can't wait until they come."

"Well there's that whole 'Gamer Luna' thing going on."

"Yeah that's true. I'll have to keep that in mind. Okay so a little recap: I woke up, didn't freak out (obviously wouldn't), learned how to walk... again even if I'm still a little wobbly, can't fly for the time being so basically I'm an earth pony, I look sexy as fuck worthy of '10/10 would fuck' comment, so now it's time to look in those saddle-bags."

Walking over to it, I noticed that it was easy to open since it wasn't clicked shut. Lifting the flap of the smaller one first, I used my hoof to move the items around while reading the names. "Special imported Mango flavored liquor from Hollow Shades That place sounds familiar and I don't even drink the hard stuff, but yum! Mangoes! I'll drink it, a few bottles of three in one body wash/shampoo and conditioner ... colonge? Well, at least I'll be smelling sexy for him, shades because of course since I'm a bat pony now, sun light will be a problem for me. I can get used to sleeping during the day easily. A few more bottles of each body wash/shampoo and conditioner separately, toothbrush, toothpaste, brushes and to end it, some books on the history of bat ponies, and bat pony anatomy. Not bad at all. Those books will be really useful too."

Moving over and opening up the bigger one, I was treated to the sight of the most amazing thing ever: a new set of purple colored night guard armor. It even comes with hoof shoes! "This is awesome!!"

William leaned over me and looked in the bag. "Alright, I'm jealous now."

"You could just ask the princesses to turn you into a pony too then."

"Yeah, I'll probably have to do just that then. But not for the time being. There's 'things' I want to try with you first." William winked.

"Tonight will be one of the sexiest ever and I can't wait." I felt my face heat up just thinking about it. "Okay, now that everything I could do in my room for now is done, time to get out of here."

"Alright, but, you're forgetting one important detail."

"What's that?"

"Your mother. How do you think she will react to her son waking up as a pony? You know how much she hates it when you buy the merchandise. So I think she will react really badly to this."

The red in my face instantly went away and I sighed. "Yeah, you're right. I was so excited over this that I forgot about her, and to think she will be the first other human to know about this. Lets just get this over it."

At that moment my ears twitched to the sound of a door opening, with footstep noises stopping right at my closed door.

*Knock knock*

"Son... what's going on in there? I'm hearing way too many noises that I'm sure aren't sex related."

"Really weird to know she's used to those noises..." I muttered. "Listen mom, something crazy happened last night and I'm very different now."

"Oh like finally hitting puberty to have a much deeper voice?"

Okay that was low. Sure it seemed weird to be a twenty-five year old guy with a young sounding voice but dammit! It was funny to see the look on the other human's face when I tell them my true age while they thought I was almost seven to ten years younger. (And yes, I did say 'human' since I'm a pony now, that's what I'll be saying.)

"Well, that's only ... sorta true? And I could just say 'promise you won't get mad?' But I believe it will be pointless once you see how I look."

All was quiet on the other side of the door for about ten seconds until she spoke again. "What do you mean by that exactly?"

"How about I just show you. Hey, William, can you open the door?" I raised a hoof and looked at it. "I don't think I'll be opening that kind of door with this no matter how many times I wrap around it with the fetlock area."

He mouthed 'good luck' and did just that, opening the door. My mother was treated to the sight of a stallion and human in her son's bedroom.

Her initial reaction was shock which would have been great for a laugh had it not been for the fact that her expression became annoyed with some anger in there right after.

"What the fuck...?" Was all she said.

I waved a hoof slowly, looking nervous. "H-hi mom, it's me your son... in all his pony glory.

Her eyes narrowed and I gulped. "Uh... okay, not the reaction I was expecting."

"Well what type of reaction were you expecting then huh?! 'Oh my son turned into a pony somehow and I should accept it?' Is that it?!"

"Um n-no I-"

"Just how did this even happen in the first place?"

"Um ... while I was on the roof with William last night, I saw a few shooting stars so I made a wish to be pony. I only did it as a joke at first until I woke up and found out it came true... so in the end I'm really happy with my new life, really I am. I'll find out later how this even happened to me."

Her eyes narrowed even more until it looked like she fell asleep standing up, (sure could have fooled me!) before she sniffed and made a disgusted face. "Should I even ask what that smell is and what's that big dark spot on your bed?"

"Oh that? I thought you would know." I waved a hoof dismissively. "The correct term for that mother is 'I came'." I grinned stupidly. Yeah, I was going to regret that one.

My mother and William facepalmed at the same time. "So your room smells like horse and sex? You know what? Fuck this. I don't have time to deal with this right now. I'm glad you're moving out soon enough because this is too much for me to handle right now. In the meantime I'll be in my room until you leave to do your shopping so don't bother me." And she went back into her room.

"Wait mom! Please listen—"

SLAM!

"Oh..." My ears drooped. "That went poorly. I thought the 'I Came' would be funny."

"Don't you think she overreacted to this whole situation?" William said.

"Very much so. The problem with this is is that, she doesn't understand why guys like us and others enjoy the show so much and trying to explain it to her would be pointless, that and, she could care less I'm sure. Hopefully she gets over it because even though I'm a stallion now, I'm also a guard and I can be really helpful for her."

"Like what?"

"Protecting her of course as she walks to the bus stop to go to work early in the morning. This area can be bad enough at times at five in the morning."

"That's true."

"Anyway! Enough about that. I can deal with that later." My ears perked up with a smile spreading across my muzzle. "Lets move onto something else, like taking a shower."

"Do you think we can take a shower together?" William asked with a hopeful smile.

"Well..." Looking myself over I noticed that my stallionhood retreated back into it's sheath, Thank luna for that. I didn't need my mother seeing that. Overall I figured that the bathtub would only fit a pony of my big size at a time. "Sorry my sexy human, but I doubt that the tub will fit both of us together at once. The good thing is that, you get to give me a shower first!" I let out a skree, clopping my front hooves together.

He only chuckled and rolled his eyes. "Fine, only because you're so adorable! So go on ahead and I'll get the supplies for ya."

Walking inside the bathroom, I noticed that the rugs that normally be on the floor were in the bathtub already since she was planning on washing it. It's going to smell like stallion now so hopefully she doesn't get more angry about the situation. At least my hooves should be able to grip that rug when wet I think. Either way, I'd probably be slipping like fuck if it wasn't there. Climbing into the bathtub, I sat on my haunches and waited for William like an obedient pet. (I wonder if he would be up for some pet play at his place later tonight. I'm weird enough that I wouldn't mind trying something like that. Also, sitting like this feels really normal to me. This is what I wanted so who am I to complain?)

Walking in about a minute later, William set everything down on the floor, staring at me with a smile on his face. "I never thought I would be giving a pony a shower. Ready?"

"As ready as I'll ever be."

"Good." William turned the water on to a reasonable temperature as the water started to hit me, matting down my fur and sticking my mane to my body.

Taking the bottle of the three-in-one and squirting it in my mane to start scrubbing, William spoke. "I have a great idea."

"Does it involve something sexual?"

"Aww you know me too well, but yes. I know I said I'll wait, but I think this is a good idea."

"Well, what is it then?"

"How about I pleasure you right now as a bonus? Taking a shower would be a great place to give a handjob since all the water would wash away all of the cum."

"That does sound very tempting... although the problem with that is that—"

Pomf!

Instant wing boner moment and let me tell you, it was fucking painful with my right wing smacking into the wall while my left smacked William in the face making him stumble back some.

Rubbing his face, William groaned. "Okay, that was a bad idea, I had that one coming."

My wings retreating back to my sides, I hissed. "I got pain out of this too ya know! Anyway, as I was saying, what if my cum reaches the ceiling? Would you reach up to clean that? My moans alone would catch her attention."

"I'm willing to take that chance even if it is a bad idea."

I facehoofed. "Remind me again why we're together?"

"Because I like hearing you squeak and you love it when we have sex among other things."

"Yeah, I can agree to all of that."

"I'll try to control my sexual urges for the rest of the day even if it's funny when you blush from my attempts. I uh... half promise!"

I shook my head and chuckled. "Fine fine, lets just get this shower out of the way."

The next ten minutes were spent with William taking the body wash, rubbing it around me and scrubbing my coat, mane and tail down which involved passing through 'certain areas' which caused me to shudder in delight, (dammit! If it was night time already I'd go buck wild with my body already! Pony hormones galore!), and brushing my teeth which felt fine. The wings were another story since I had to stretch them out slowly while William slowly cleaned them, of course I had to turn around as much as I could so he can do it easily (I might not know much about wing care for bats right now, but I can at least move them fuck yeah!).

After all of that was over, I was standing there as the typical wet pony.

"Hey, William?"

"Yeah?"

"Can you take my towel off of the door?"

"Sure."

"Good. Now to do something I've been dreaming of since forever." Closing my eyes, I shook myself like a dog getting most of the water off of me with ease. Opening my eyes again, I noticed that in my shaking, I threw water everywhere. Even the ceiling! "Well that's one more thing she'll get angry about..." I muttered, stepping out of the tub.

"Don't worry about it, I'll take care it." William said while passing me the towel which I took and started drying myself that took some effort because of hooves.

"Thanks." Throwing the towel in the dirty clothes bin, I noticed that her door was still closed. Stepping out of the bathroom, I turned back to look at him. "I'll be in the living room and also to get something to eat and think about stuff."

"Alright I shouldn't take too long in here." He said closing the door afterwards.

Walking out into the living room, I made a sharp right into the kitchen, nudging the fridge door open with the tip of my hoof which wasn't that hard and looked inside, speaking to myself. "Well, none of the smells are bothering me somehow, and there is plenty of meat... so maybe just maybe..." I leaned forward and took a sniff of my leftover KFC from last night and smelled just fine. Not even a gag moment. "Hmm... I'm not surprised then, sure some bat ponies eat meat, but still, I should feel a bit surprised that the smell alone is not affecting me. Oh well, I'll just leave that for William and eat something meat related at the mall later and then I'll see how I truly react. In the meantime..." I stuck a hoof in the fridge, rolling out a particular item, holding it clumsily in my hooves that's great for any human-turned-pony to eat: The glorious apple!

Sitting down, mouth watering, I took a large bite making a loud crunch with my fangs sinking into the apple.

Let me tell you that as a human, I usually don't react super excited when I eat something good. I guess the taste buds in humans just isn't as strong to give off such a reaction... or that's just me. Yeah lets go with that. As for my reaction to this apple as a bat pony stallion?

I was in orgasmic bliss of how amazing it tasted now with my new pony taste buds. "Oh sweet luna yes! This is better than the willsto sex I had last night! ... erm, that was totally random of me." (Don't judge me!)

Quickly eating the first one, I took out two more eating it just as fast and throwing the cores away. Feeling satisfied for the time being, I walked over to the window next to see the typical early morning that is this city. Which isn't much in the area I live in when it's this early, not a lot of humans out and it's partly cloudy thankfully so not much sunlight. "Such sharp quality my vision has become which I'm not complaining since it means I can ditch the glasses that I used to wear as a human for good and time for a bit of singing ♫ I can see clearly now, the rain is gone ♫ ... oh wait, it's not even raining... oh look! A little human girl and her mother are walking down the street over there! It's reaction time." Banging a hoof on the window, the little girl quickly looked my way which caused me to wave, smiling a goofy smile. The girl then nudged her mother while pointing at me shouting and even with the window closed I could still hear her say, "Look mom! It's a pony!" The mother turned around and stared at me with wide eyes of shock while still walking and not paying attention (not a smart move there) right into a pole.

Bang!

"Oh ... that had to hurt." I said as the mother backed up, rubbed her head wincing slightly and walked away with the girl still staring at me until they were finally out of sight. "I just hope others don't walk into poles when I really make myself known."

"So did I miss anything?" William said, walking into the living room with some supplies of mines and who was also clean I might add (I may have seen a sparkle or two around him, but that was probably my golden slitted eyes playing tricks on me).

Turning back around I said, "Nothing much just some orgasmic bliss moments eating three apples and a girl and her mother seeing me which caused the mother to walk right into a pole."

"Sounds like fun."

"Not for her I'm sure. So, time to brush the adorable bat pony?"

William rolled his eyes and sat down on the floor with me walking over and sitting down in front of him as he got to work putting gel in my mane, tail and brushing it before moving onto brushing my fur.

"You know, you're a guard now and I don't usually expect them to act adorable."

I shrugged. "Maybe off duty? Sure that's the last thing you expect a guard to act like while working, but, when not working, you can act however you want. Also you have to remember that, while I might be one of Luna's guards now, I'm still me inside that's crazy, amusing, weird and all yours."

"And I love you for that. Now, onto other things to discuss like: the stuff we're buying and are you going to be ready for the reactions others might give you?"

I thought about that for a moment then spoke, "To answer the first part, I plan on getting as much pony merchandise that catches my attention as possible and now that I'm a pony well... it changes things since now I plan on buying twice as many of those Funko Vinyl Collectibles to surprise some ponies, but that time will come. As for the other part, I feel a little nervous about that even though I shouldn't be. Sure, we live in a world where the show Friendship is Magic exists, but still, a pony that was only fictional walking among humans all of a sudden? Yeah that's bound to give reactions of all types and I would bet you that most of the reactions will be bad. Not like I've seen many fans in this crappy city. I can handle those idiots even if it means bucking them in the balls with a hind hoof."

I felt William wince behind me from that remark but continued on brushing me. "If you're going to do that then make sure I'm not around. Aside from that, I guess that is the truth. I sure haven't noticed any fans around us, but then again..." William smirked. "It makes it more fun then right? It'll be amusing to see the reaction on the others faces when they see you as we go to Kearny and Elizabeth. We even might find fans after all! Not like they would make it really noticeable unless they wanted to."

"Sure will be."

"Anyway, I'm done now." William said, standing up. "Heh, I never thought I'd get to brush a real pony. Well, time to go bring out the armor so you can look like a true guard of the night." And went inside the room, bringing out my saddlebag with the armor a few seconds later.

Standing up, I stared at the bag. "It shouldn't be too hard."

"Of course it won't be since I still have hands." William winked. "Now stay still. This should be quick." And got to work.

Minutes have passed and I was back in my room staring at the mirror looking myself over clad in armor. Like William said it wasn't that hard since he still had hands obviously. I really should ask Luna how the other ponies in her guard manage it. I would get frustrated just trying to get some of the stuff on. At least it doesn't have that much weight to it. The armor/uniform on my back with the openings for my wings feel great and so does this awesome looking helmet. The breast/chest plate fits fine and as for the hoof shoes... well it felt weird to me. It felt like suction cups sucking my hooves into them... I'll get over it as I do that more often, but hey! At least now I can make even louder clopping noises. Overall, I looked like the traditional royal guard of the night as I kept staring at myself in the mirror. (Internal squeeing intensifies)

"Damn I look sexy as fuck," I said to myself. "Why yes I would fuck myself 10/10. I just look that hot."

Staring at the mirror again I caught William groaning and shaking his head. "Have sex with the mirror then."

I gasped. "William! I can't believe you want me to cheat on you with a mirror version of myself!."

William facepalmed hard that I thought he would end up with a red hand mark across his face. "Okay that was dumb and funny at the same time. So ready to go out into the outside world to let your bat pony presence be known?"

"Yes sir!" I mock saluted.

"He only chuckled at that. Well lets get going then." He walked to door, opening it with me following into the hallway with him right after and closing it. "I have your debit card and keys on me since that's all we would need that's yours and we can use my car of course."

"That's perfect." I stopped suddenly as I was confronted by the number one enemy of any human-turned pony: stairs ... all three steps of them. Glaring at the steps, I started walking back and forth while keeping my gaze fixed on it. "Stairs... I don't like you and you don't like me or any other pony who tried using you for the first time in those stories I've read, but! I will tame you the first time around ya hear that?!"

The stairs said nothing.

"Or you know, you can just jump them instead?" William added.

Looking back over to William, I waved a hoof dismissively. "Nah, that's what these steps here want me to do. Plus, if I did that then the sound of my hooves hitting the floor will be loud enough that it would sound like a gun shot went through this building. I totally got this."

Placing a hoof on the first step, I made to move the next one. Maybe I should have just jumped the steps since I was so smug about it that I lost my balance after moving another hoof which sent me slamming muzzle first into the metal door making a loud BANG!.

Pulling myself back from the door, I rubbed my muzzle and glared at the steps. "You win this time fucking steps. But I will learn!"

William walked down the steps and opened the door. "Congrats on still making it sound like a gun shot went through here."

"Stairs are evil. Hopefully that noise didn't attract the attention of the rest of building." I muttered and walked outside, hopping down the one step this time and instantly met with what I like to call 'the sun of annoyance'.

"HIIIIISSSSSS!!! My eyes!"

"Um, should I go back inside and get your shades?"

I grinned. "Nope, I'm good. I just wanted to say that, although in a few days when I switch my sleep times then I will need it."

Walking over to his car and waiting for William to open the door to let me in, which I might add is a Buick Lacrosse. It might be one of the older models, but it still drives great! I noticed another human I recognize out of the corner of my eye: The guy that loves my mother, Miguel who also works at the liquor store where I won big the previous day.

Moving out more into the open, I waved happily. "Hi Miguel!"

That caused him to look over in my direction with the same reaction as the mother from earlier and sadly he kept walking which also meant he wasn't paying attention until...

Bang!

"Dammit!" I shouted. "Is every human I meet around here going to slam into a telephone pole or a street light pole?! Can't a human-turned-bat pony greet humans without injury?!"

"I think it's best that you hurry up and get into the car now so we can leave already before that happens again. He looks to be fine anyway."

"Right. Good point."

Getting into the car was easy enough, sitting down though ... well that was a pain in the flank since the way I am now, sitting like a human was in a way, a pain like I said. But it was the better option that I could think of right now that the seatbelt could go over me nicely. Fuck this, I'm ditching the seat belt after we leave Walmart.

"Ugh, sitting this way is murder on my tail in a way even though there is an opening in the back of the seat to let my tail go through. I'll just never understand how Lyra can sit like this. Anything can happen in Equestria. Anything can happen, only on The Hub ... wait, that channel doesn't exist anymore."

"Maybe sitting like a dog will be better? It should ease the pain on your tail."

"I'll do that after we leave from Walmart... in the mean time on our way there... since I'm this exposed, I can shame a few guys for not having a big package as mines that we come across."

"You're evil and crazy, you know that?"

"Damn right I am! Now lets get this show on the road." And with that, William drove off to our first location.

Back in the house...

A sniffle could be heard from inside the room coming from a certain someone who was angry only thirty minutes ago watching through the window at her happy son-turned-bat pony and his boyfriend soon to be coltfriend driving off. "I'm so sorry son for acting that way. I shouldn't have react that way and just listened to you. I guess we will talk about it when you come back." And pulled the curtain back.

Only a few blocks away...

"You know..." I said, staring at the person in front of me. "When I said that I wanted to shame some guys about not having my 'big package'. I didn't think an officer would be the first guy to do it to."

The young officer that was standing on my side of the car kept staring at me until he realized what I meant and stared further down only for his face to turn extremely red. "That's wow... okay, I only stopped you because I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me, but I'm glad that I decided to pull the two of you over because wow, this will be quite the story to tell back at HQ so no need to worry." The officer bent down and looked at William. "You did nothing wrong."

"Well that's good to know even if after today I'll most likely not be driving again."

"Okay since you're that excited to see me then I'm about to state the obvious. Are you a brony?"

"You could say that, yeah. A Friend of mines at work decided to get me into it and I am quite enjoying it right now.... wait, don't tell me. Are you one too?"

"Why of course!" I stated proudly with a smug smile, fangs glinting in the sun light. "I used to be human until last night when I saw a shooting star and made a wish to be who I am now. Maybe you should do that tonight also? I mean, I am the pony version of what you are so if you decide to then you can go ahead and be a lunar guard like me or a regular royal guard. Either way you still get to do what you love if you do."

"That explains so much right now. Okay, you have me interested. I'll keep that in mind and let my friend know about it who I'm sure will totally agree to this while also bring it up to the other officers. But first before the two of you leave..." He took out his phone. "Can I take a selfie with you?"

"Of course."

One amusing selfie later, the officer was on his way who's name is Ashur (totally reminds me of the Ashur from the 'Into The Pitt' DLC in Fallout 3 though the officer would never act like that obviously.) I turned to look at William with a smile on my face. "That went good right?"

"I'm just happy that I didn't get a ticket." He muttered. "I don't need a ticket."

"Aww look on the bright side. After they change which I'm sure they will. We can have a foursome together!"

William stared at me with a raised eyebrow. "You just assumed he's gay?"

"Um ..." I tapped my hooves together. "A stallion can dream can't he? I'm sure you wouldn't mind it too. And when he looked 'down there' and his blush would make you think that."

"Of course I would like to be a part of that. But only time will tell if he and his friend actually are gay. Now lets get moving we have ponies to buy!"

Twenty minutes passed and we finally reached Walmart. Pulling into the parking space. I couldn't help but feel a little nervous of the sight in front of me of the constant traffic of humans in and out of the big store. Dammit! I'm a guard now! The princesses gave me the job of exposing myself to them to raise awareness about ponies from Equestria and Equestria itself being real. I just can't chicken out now!

"Everything alright?" William asked while leaning over and unbuckling my seat belt and opening the door for me to get out.

Stepping outside and closing the door with a hoof I said, "Everything is fine enough. Just feeling a little intimidated, but I'll have to suck it up and do what the princesses asked me to do." Staring at Walmart with determination in my eyes, I only had one thing to say.

"I hope all of you are ready, people of Kearny. Because a bat pony is ready to shop in your Walmart."

Author's Note

Hopefully there isn't too many errors ... I'm trying to fix what I see wrong, I really am.

Also.... I just had to use that Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire IGN score XD :trollestia:

Chapter 3 - The Toys R' Us Trip: You'd think Starlight Glimmer is involved in this

Chapter 3 - The Toys R' Us Trip: You'd think Starlight Glimmer is involved in this

You know, when we thought it would be the complete opposite here compared to Walmart on how people would react to the presence of a bat pony. We didn't think it would be this extreme.

What do I mean by that exactly? Well, when we got there, got out of the car and started walking to the store, people were giving these smiles to the two of us almost as if it was forced yet at the same time not really. It pretty much reminds me of The Cutie Map episodes.

"Welcome, pony!"

"Welcome!"

"Welcome to Toys R' Us!"

I looked up at William with a bewildered look. "Are you getting a creepy vibe from all of this? Sure I should be happy, but at the same time I can't be sure just yet if I should worry or not."

"I'll admit that this does feel a bit creepy, but lets not jump to conclusions just yet since no one has tried anything. Lets just go inside already."

Walking inside we were greeted by a worker whose name was Alan thanks to the name tag that I noticed, wearing that same smile again on his face.

"Welcome, bat pony to our most happiest store. We hope that you will find everything that you're looking for. Do you need any help?"

"Hmm ..." I tapped my chin with a hoof. "Okay, two things. First: Why are all of you smiling like this? And second: I'm not really a born pony from equestria, I'm just a regular twenty-five year old guy who wished to be one."

Alan blinked a few times before answering. "Well, we sensed that a pony was coming here which made all of us happy and spreading the word around had put joy in others. Yes, we are all fans of you, we do sell the merchandise for a reason. As for the other part... you said you were human?"

"Yes, yes I was."

"And here I thought Starlight Glimmer was involved in this somehow." William muttered.

"That or the princesses had a hoof in this somehow. Remember the ending to that letter?" I added.

"Wait, did you say princesses?" Alan cut in.

"Why yes!" I said, smiling proudly. "Your proof is right in front of you after all and I'm enjoying every minute of it."

"Oh my gosh..." I swear I saw his eyes sparkle with the happiness he was radiating. "Can you tell them to come visit here? Can you? Please?"

Looking over to William who shrugged, I looked back to the guy. "I'll make sure to let them know later today."

"Woo-hoo! This is awesome! Thanks so much... uh?"

"My name's Lunar Night."

"Thanks Luny! I have to make sure to spread the news."

With him running off, my right ear swiveled in that direction to hear him say, "Hey guys! Guess what Lunar Night just told me!"

"So I got a nickname already? Eh, not bad."

"Well ..." William grinned. "I love the nickname. Good to know that I'm in love with a 'lunatic' ha!" William laughed and slapped his knee.

I groaned and facehoofed. "Grab a shopping cart and lets just shop already."

Trotting over to the pony section with a relieved smile on my face knowing that Starlight Glimmer isn't here or that I would get attacked. I took in the sight of what Toys R' Us had to offer in terms of pony merchandise: a whole aisle filled with merchandise! Did I ever say how much I love coming here? No? Well, fuck yeah! This place never fails to amaze me with how stocked they can be the last few times I came. Every inch is filled with merchandise. A lot of which I want to buy. I'm a very happy bat pony right now.

"Oh yeah ... jackpot!" I let out a squee in delight.

William came up from behind with a grin on his face. "That's so damn adorable."

I snorted. "I can't help it! I mean, look at all of this." I moved a hoof from one end to another. "Toys R' Us is the only place that has the most pony merchandise and I'm buying most of these. Now if you'll excuse me..." Rearing up onto my hind legs again, I used a hoof to slide two boxes each of Vinyl Collectibles of Derpy, Bon Bon, Lyra, Tavi, Vinyl, and Spitfire into the shopping cart. After that I moved onto the Funko Mini's and Pop sets dropping those into the cart and to round it off various other pony merchandise that caught my attention like more cards and tins and Daring Do toys! (Daring is best pony after all).

After that was finished, the shopping cart was filled to the top in pony with William giving me an odd look. "Why did you get two of mostly everything? I know you brought it up earlier and all but..."

"Can't say right now, it's a secret."

"Seems legit."

"It's totally legit."

"Well I guess were done here? Ready to checkout?"

"Actually, there's something that came to mind and I want to—"

"Woo-hoo! Attention shoppers! The bat pony we've been waiting for has arrived and is shopping in the My Little Pony section, so go say hi to him and remember to be nice! I know I will. This is so awesome! I will repeat this message once more..."

Raising an eyebrow, I said, "Well, at least this announcement is good... but, who will actually come say hi to me?"

"I think I have a good idea." William grinned an evil grin.

"I don't think I like that look right now. I'm probably going to regret—"

Right at that moment my ears swiveled in a random direction to catch the noise of footsteps heading my way... a bunch at that until the people behind it came into my view... kids ... all thirty of them.

"Aww shit...." I spoke in a low voice and lowered my ears and was instantly surrounded by all of them.

Staring back at William and giving him a pleading look I shouted, "Help! I'm drowning in a sea of kids!"

That response was met with laughter of William holding his sides.

Glaring back at him, I growled. "So that's how it is huh? No sexual stuff for you tonight then!"

That caused him to shut up. "Now that ain't right."

Ahem!

All of us looked over to see two adults standing there giving us smiles.

"Please give the pony some space, I'm sure he's very uncomfortable with all of you so close to him."

With the kids backing up some so I can have some space even though I was still surrounded by weapons grade cute (If they all did the puppy dog eyes at the same time for some reason, but I'm really sure ponies would be even more effective!) I was able to breath easily staring at the faces of mostly everyone present.

"Hey uh ... every human! Might I ask what's the occasion? I never did see so many kids in one spot here."

One of the adults who had a name tag on her shirt with the name Karen on it spoke up. "Oh, we're just taking a trip here to meet you actually and buy stuff on the side."

William and I shared a look that said: 'Can you believe this?' Before looking back at Karen.

The other person whose name is Veronica was quick to jump in. "It's true. We heard about you and quickly made arrangements to come here to see for ourselves. Worth the trip if you ask me."

"With how the day has been so far, I'm not really all that surprised now." I snorted and flicked my tail which ended up smacking someone behind me in the face.

"Ow my fucking eye! That fucking hurts!"

"Timmy! Watch your language!"

Turning around and noticing the boy holding his eye, glaring at me, I just had to make it worse by adding, "So little Timmy can curse now? Won't your parents be proud." I grinned stupidly.

"Fuck off, pony!"

I only rolled my eyes. "Geeze, you really have anger issues and I thought I had anger problems."

"Do you want to take this outside?"

"Uh..."

"Okay Timmy that's enough!" Karen facepalmed. "Sorry about that, he's only jealous ever since we brought up about you being here and well, he only wants to become like you."

"Become like me huh? I can help with that."

"Wait really?!"

"That's so cool!"

"Tell us, tell us!" Various kids were yelling out.

"Okay... excited much? Haha well it's simple really: make a wish tonight from seeing a shooting star. It's how I ended up like this now."

"Sooooooo coooooool...." The class said at the same time.

"I don't know... that seems to good to be true almost." Veronica said, sounding skeptical.

I gave her a deadpanned look. "Well, I'm right here so why would I lie? Plus..." I pointed a hoof at William. "My soon-to-be coltfriend here, William was with me when I did just that."

"Alright, all of us believe you. Seems so obvious now the more that we think about what you said."

"Also, I believe that it would be really cool if all of you were ponies."

"How so?" Karen raised an eyebrow.

"The two of you can be like Cheerilee here on earth teaching fillies and colts. That would look really cute in my view and I'm sure their parents would agree."

"Okay, I'm sold!" Karen grinned widely.

"Sounds like a plan to me!" Veronica added in just as happy.

"Well great! After all of this is over, I would like to come and visit to see the first pony class on earth!"

"Will you still be around here in this store?"

"Yep, I plan on sticking around for a little while longer."

"Alright then, we can exchange information before you leave. Say, we never got your name."

"I'm Lunar Night! The sexiest bat pony you'll ever meet!"

A smack was heard from behind me which I'm sure was just William facepalming from what I just said.

Karen and Veronica giggled before Veronica spoke. "Okay then, Lunar Night. Thanks for coming to shop here. I know that you made all of us happy for sure and that every other person shopping here right now feels the same."

"I'm just happy that every human here is just nice enough to me and happy."

"Well, we'll let you go so you can continue your shopping in peace. Come along kids, lets leave Lunar Night and William alone so they can finish their shopping." And every human walked away except for one. Feeling someone tap me, I turned around to see Timmy looking down at the ground awkwardly before speaking. "Lunar Night? I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for the way I snapped at you. I know I have anger issues at times and what the teachers said about me is true... you just look so cool!"

Putting a hoof on his shoulder, I smiled warmly. "I forgive you and I apologize too. I usually have anger problems myself that I'm usually grumpy almost all day and I never snapped at another human like that though. But maybe now after the possibility of you becoming a pony like me, will you promise me that you'll be the most adorable colt and a nice one at that? Can you promise me that?"

Timmy's expression changed to small smile as he nodded. "You bet I can! Thanks Lunar Night."

"You're very welcome. Now go catch up with the rest of the class before they start wondering where you went to."

Timmy ran off as I looked up at William with a smile. "As much as I don't like kids. Maybe being a bat pony is changing my personality some."

"Maybe you should be a teacher then?" William winked.

"Eh, no thanks. Guard duty is my new life now and being a teacher would not work out for me after I adjust to my new sleep schedule."

"You do have a point there. So, what was it that you was going to say before they came?"

"Um ... oh yeah! While we're here, it just occurred to me that well, I can't play games with hooves and I'm not a unicorn so I might as well give my systems and games away and the best pony to give it to is Luna! I just know she'll love playing playing the Wii U and PS3. So before we go to checkout, we can do a little pit stop in the game section to buy two or three games that I think she'll like."

"Lead the way then."

Trotting happily to the game section with William right behind, I stopped in front of the Wii U game section to see which games they had.

"Hmm ... okay, I know I'll get her Super Mario 3D World since I know it can be a difficult game especially for trying to get 100% in it so I'm sure she'll enjoy that.... or just rage quit. I can also get her Super Smash Bros. since I'm sure she'll enjoy that also, and lastly, I can get her Splatoon since I keep seeing that humans are liking it so much, so why not?"

"I bet you somewhere in Canterlot, Luna is squeeing with delight." William chuckled.

Over in Canterlot Castle....

"EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HE'S GIVING ME HIS GAMES! HE'S EVEN BUYING ME A FEW NEW ONES! THIS MAKES MOONBUTT VERY HAPPY TO HAVE NEW WAYS OF BEING 'BUSY'! SQUEEEEE!!!"

Luna squeed so loudly that all the ponies in the castle heard it.

"Luna please!" Celestia winced, her ears flattened in pain. "There's no need to use the Royal Canterlot Voice! Or the Royal Canterlot Squee for that matter!!"

"Oh, sorry!" Luna smiled sheepishly.

"It's fine... I suppose. So, shall we continue watching?"

"Yes."

Back in Toys R' Us....

"Yes, I'm sure she is. Anyway, let me go find a worker so he can get these games so we can pay and stick around for a while before leaving."

Walking just a few feet away I noticed a guy standing there in typical uniform, on his phone and not paying attention to the bat pony walking up to him.

"I guess business is kinda slow if he's that into the phone and not hearing my hoofsteps to know I'm coming."

"Huh? Who said that?" The guy leaned over trying to figure out who said it. "I'm not going crazy am I?"

"Uh, no, you're not. Also, I'm down here, human." I ended that with a tap on the glass to make my point.

The guy looked down and instantly jumped back in surprise. "Holy fucking Luna's sweet ass!"

"Glad to know I can give others that kind of reaction still." I muttered.

After that jump scare, the guy calmed down and spoke. "I'm really sorry about that. I just got so caught up in this game that I'm playing that I wasn't aware that you actually showed up even though I knew already from hearing others."

"What's the game that you was so caught up in?"

"The MLP App on android."

"Huh, I didn't think it was that addictive."

"I guess it depends on who you ask."

"Yeah, that's true. Anyway, I would like to buy some games."

"Sure. Just tell me and point out which ones you want."

"Wait, before I do, I want to ask something else. Can my adorable self get a discount here too?" I added the puppy dog eyes for extra effect.

The guy gave in almost instantly. "Alright! Fine! I can give you thirty percent off your entire purchase. Damn, if giving that look can work that easily then I wouldn't mind becoming you."

"I can work something out about that." I grinned victoriously.

After spending a somewhat crazy amount of two hundred and twenty-eight dollars, and spending close to two extra hours taking pictures with the fans and explaining to them how I came to be and that the princesses are coming to visit later, most decided to go pony as soon as possible while some wasn't sure yet. I was basically a pony celebrity to these humans.

Back in the car after everything was packed and already on our way to our final shopping stop, William decided to speak up. "Alright, I'm getting even more jealous of you now."

"Oh don't worry, tomorrow you will be a pony too. Oh all of the sexual horny pony stuff we will do then! Aside from what we will do later tonight."

"Dammit Lunar! Don't go around trying to give me a boner while I'm driving and no, you can't help out with that either while we're out."

"I wouldn't try."

"Good. Now, you have any ideas on what to expect once we get to Jersey Gardens Mall?"

"I might, though I'll tell you right now, it's not going to be like Toys R' Us. I might of gotten lucky there, but I know I can't have it that easy."

"If you get surrounded by a mob again, you're on your own."

"You're evil, you know that right?"

William only grinned. "Guilty as charged. Now, we should be there in ten minutes."

"Okay, now to do some thinking."

And we continued on our way to the mall.

Chapter 4 - Hot Topic Trip: Fans Vs. Haters. Who's going to win?

Chapter 4 - Hot Topic Trip: Fans Vs. Haters. Who's going to win?

Now, while our trip to Walmart was met with mostly glares to put it simply, to Toys R' Us where it was all smiles. Walking to the entrance of the mall, what I was met with here just seemed so unusual to me.

That being nothing crazy happening at the sight of me.

Sure I was getting angry looks from some while the happier ones waved at me which I waved back. But, overall, none of the haters tried anything stupid while none of the fans came up to me to take selfies or get a hoofbump with me. Almost as if they're planning something... seems legit.

"Hey, William. I think something big is going to happen here. I just don't know what it is yet."

"You don't think they haven't spread the word of you over here already? Toys R' Us and the Mall is only a few minutes apart by driving anyway. It's worth a thought."

"Or just a combination of what you just said and magic from the princesses. They could be trolling enough to do something crazy like: 'Wish to be a pony and we'll throw in some magic so you can guess who actually hates you or likes you for free! Kids not included so go and wish already.'"

"Wait, what?" William asked, confused.

"Don't worry." I waved a hoof dismissively while walking on three legs. (Haha! More progress.) "Just my random mind as usual. Not to mention the letter."

"If you say so."

"Lets just hurry up and eat, buy what we want from Hot Topic and get out."

"Sounds like a plan to me."

Walking the rest of the way and going inside while waving to one or two humans, we finally made our way to the food court. And since it was on the second floor, we decided to take the elevator since I still hate stairs and I'm not sure how I would fair with the escalator.

"Okay... I want something with meat in it... what would be worth it." I said to myself while scanning the food choices.

"What about Popeye's?" William answered. "I'm craving some chicken right now and this will be a good enough excuse to see if you can actually stomach it."

"Good idea actually. I'm going to enjoy this."

Walking up to the counter and placing my forehooves onto the counter, I tapped it a few times with a hoof to get the cashier's attention.

The cashier in question turned around who had the name 'Jacob' on his shirt looked down at me and smiled a pleasant smile. "Well, hello there little pony. What can I do for you? Word got to us about a bat pony shopping over in Toys R' Us, but I didn't think he would show up here right now."

"Well, that explains some of it at least. Anyway, we're here to order."

"Uh..." Jacob raised an eyebrow slightly. "Can you... you know, eat meat?"

"I'm pretty sure I could... I mean, bat ponies do even though probably just meat in Equestria by choice obviously so this will be my first time trying meat again as a pony now while on earth."

"If you think you can then alright, I won't question that further. So, what would the two of you like to order?"

"The number seven with fries and a coke."

"Got it. And for you sir?"

"Same thing as Lunar."

"Alright, that'll be nineteen dollars even."

After paying and waiting a few minutes, our food came out on two trays and while William grabbed his with his hands, I grabbed mines with my teeth. Mmm... nothing like dirty plastic and yes, I was being sarcastic.

Sitting down and setting the tray on the table, I looked down at the delicious food that is chicken tenders, fries and a biscuit. With the soda on the side with the straw already in it thanks to the cashier.

"Go ahead Lunar, I want to see what happens."

"Lunar Night Vs. Meat ...here goes nothing." Slowly going in muzzle first into the box, I bit into a tender, pulling back and chewing on it before swallowing it. "Oh my..."

"Is something wrong?"

I shook slightly before shouting, "OH SWEET LUNA'S SEXY ASS! THAT WAS DELICIOUS! I CAN ACTUALLY EAT MEAT FROM EARTH!"

Getting ready to dive back into the box to continue celebrating and eating, I was interrupted by a shout.

"HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP OVER THERE! I'M ON THE PHONE HERE!"

"Oh hell fucking no! That human decided to interrupt my celebration of eating meat from earth? Nope, I ain't having none of that!"

"Oh this is going to be good." William said while munching on some fries watching closely.

Standing up and slamming my hooves on the table, I shouted back. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! FIGHT ME MATE! I'll FUCKING WRECK YOU! YOU VERSUS ME, RIGHT NOW!!"

"WITH PLEASURE!" The guy in question stood up to come my way but then stopped once he realized who he was shouting at. "Holy crap... a pony."

"Yeah, what of it?"

"Oh my gosh!" The man squeed. "I'm so sorry for yelling at you like that. It was so uncalled for. And if you can't tell from my reaction, I'm actually a big fan of bat ponies!" The man took out a picture of a random Lunar Guard with a smug smile on his face which looks just like me anyway. "Can I have your autograph?"

"Uh..." I looked at my hoof for a moment and back to the guy. "I can probably grab a marker in my fetlock, but... then it would look sloppy, and I haven't even tried writing with my mouth at all."

"Aww... well can I take a picture with you?"

I smiled. "Sure, anything for a fan."

"This day is just freaking odd." William muttered, chewing on a tender.

After lunch and meeting the person who turned out to be a fan, we finally made our way into Hot Topic that had a few shoppers and almost instantly my jaw almost dropped to the floor in surprise when I saw the pony merchandise they had, shirts, funko vinyls, comics, lanyards, rubber bracelets (They have Daring Do! Squee). But, aside from all of that, the most important thing that caught my attention first was the funko vinyl collectibles of the Mane Six! Score! They even have Shining, Cadance, Sunbutt, Moonbutt and Discord! The score has been doubled!

"Fucking yes! This is the real jackpot right here!" I shouted with glee.

"Hello, pony! Welcome to Hot Topic, my name is Ken. How may I help you?"

"Ken? Like Ken's Salad Dressing?"

"Uh, no."

"Alright then. First I'll need...." I moved a hoof back and forth across the row of funko vinyls. "I would like to buy two of each and-"

"Hold up." William cut in. "Back at Toys R' Us you ended up buying two of each background pony. Mind telling me what's going on here?"

"Tsk tsk silly human, it's obvious that I'm keeping one set for myself while the other set I plan on saving it until we meet the Mane Six and give it to them as gifts in the sequel I plan on writing at some point..."

Ken and William looked at each other before saying in unison, "What?"

"Oh nothing! I'll only spoil the surprise if I tell you anymore of the sequel."

"Uh... huh..."

"Anyway, back to what I was saying. I want two of each of those. One of each comic and that Daring Do bracelet. Speaking of her. Do you have the funko vinyl of her? I don't see it here."

"As a matter of fact we do, since a new shipment arrived earlier today." Ken said. "But, we haven't taken her out of the box yet even though we opened it, it has been glowing yellow for a while now for some strange reason. Gotta be magic. Wanna go get her yourself?"

"Yeah, sure."

Walking up to the box, a familiar music started to play as I opened up the box and slowly reached in and picked up the one item that I've been wanting for so long that for some reason my hooves instantly shot up above me with the item in question spinning slowly.

You found Daring Do!

With this item in your possession you can finally squee until your hearts content. While you can rub it in the other humans faces who couldn't get her yet that you already do. Just make sure to press A to roll or fly away for when they decide to punch you out of jealousy and press B to return the favor and buck them silly with a hoof.

Set the item to X, Y or R for the jelly moments to begin!

"Uh, guys?" I said with confusion on my face watching the Daring Do figure slowly spin with the text above my hooves. "I know today is crazy and all, but, this is just plan weird and I bet you Luna is behind this!"

"William nudged Ken in the shoulder before pointing to me." Are you seeing what I'm seeing?"

"Yeah..." Ken sighed. "I wish I had my Wii U gamepad so I could set it to X, Y or R."

William facepalmed. Hard.

After the text went away the figure slowly dropped into my waiting hooves. "As much as I want to believe that Luna is behind this, she might be like 'blame my sister'!"

"Alright then, I'll just go ahead and get everything you asked for over to the counter and then you can pay and be on your way."

After spending a staggering three hundred and twenty-five dollars at Hot Topic even though they have an 'everyday' sale going on. William carrying everything because he's such a good human slave... uh, I mean coltfriend! We were ready to leave until a loud commotion outside the store caused my ears to swivel in that direction.

"What could that possibly be?" William asked.

I only shrugged and trotted outside with William and Ken behind me only to stop to be amazed at what I was seeing. Two large groups of humans on either side staring each other down so much so that I thought that something psychic would happen with all of the staring.

One of the guys on the left looked at me, giving me an evil grin which made me kinda nervous. "Ah, so the pony finally decided to fucking come out of the store. We've been waiting for the perfect moment ever since you decided to come in here. So c'mere little pony! All of us promise we wont hit you... much.

"Aww... shit." My ears drooped. "Haters again. This time an army at that."

"Hey! Don't you dare put a hand on him or you'll regret ever coming here!" A lady on the right side yell.

Glad to know I had humans who loved me and was on my side in this situation.

The guy on the left scoffed. "Lady please, we have more people in our army here. You're outnumbered."

"Friendship will win this!"

"Hmm..." I tapped my chin with a hoof. "So these two groups are about to fight? Lets see if I can somehow let this not happen."

"Listen every human! I have something to say!"

All eyes turned on me allowing me to continue, "All of you." I pointed to the haters army. "Actually wait, none of you ain't worth my time so it'll be pointless to try and reason with all of you."

Turning to the fans, I spoke again. "Thanks every human for liking me and being on my side. But, if you really want to kick there asses then make a wish upon a shooting star to become who I am now. Whether it's a guard like me or a regular earth, unicorn or pegasus pony, buck them in the balls, leave hoof prints in the faces of the haters, use magic! It doesn't matter! We can't and won't let them mess with us just because of something we like! ... for the next time of course. Hell, I'll even let the princesses know of this and they would be more than happy to help."

That brought a thunderous cheer to the fans side of the army.

"But we still must fight them for you, Lunar Night!" I heard one of them say.

"Then I um... support you the rest of the way. Show them who's boss!"

That brought another cheer from the army.

The main guy on the left slumped slightly before saying, "Aww fuck... we're screwed."

But before the fight could begin, a random guy came out from the store across from us with a microphone in his hand and started to yell: "Ladies and gentlemen! On one side we have the pony haters 55 humans strong and on the other we have the pony fans 50 humans strong! This will be two rounds to determine who is really the best. So without further ado ... Round 1 Fight!"

"Round 1? Wait, what? Listen—"

"THIS. IS. PONIES!!!"

"FOR LUNAR NIGHT!!"

"YEAH!!"

"CHARGE!!!"

And just like that the fight begun with both sides running into each other creating a huge cloud of dust and smoke which had the occasional head, arm or leg poking out which would be hilarious to watch and laugh if this was a cartoon.

"Wow, didn't think Jersey Gardens Mall was this dusty," William muttered.

"I'm actually kinda surprised myself," Ken said.

"Ooooh... and there goes a few guys flying out of the smoke and falling to the floor out for the count. This is getting intense folks!"

"Hey William, I think we should just go already. I knew something big was going to go down, but I didn't think it would be this."

"Good idea."

Turning to Ken, I smiled. "Thanks for doing business with me."

"It was my pleasure." Ken winked. "Just come back tomorrow so I can tell you the outcome of the fight."

"Will do."

And with that, William and I made our way through the chaos that was the fight and out of the mall to finally return home.

Finally after being out for most of the day, we returned home deciding to leave the bags in the car for now while we talk to the princesses. Opening the outside door with me hopping up the three steps because fuck stairs, William opened the door to the house and both of us walked inside to the sight of both princesses sitting there on the floor with Celestia giving us a warm smile while Luna gave us or more importantly, me a stupid grin as she said, "Hello Lunar Night and William! We have a lot to talk about, so sit down so we can get started..."

Author's Note

The whole 'confronting the guy who interrupted my celebration of eating meat' moment was actually going to be like this:

"Oh hell fucking no! That human decided to interrupt my celebration of eating meat from earth? Nope, I ain't having none of that!"

"Oh dis gon b gud." William said while munching on some fries.

Standing up and slamming my hooves on the table, I shouted back. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! FIGHT ME M8! I'LL FUCKING REKT YOU M8! 1V1 ME RIGHT NOW!!"

Yeah... my friend told me to change that so I did XD ... *shrugs* I found it hilarious.

Chapter 5 - The Reveal: Sorry Sunbutt but, your cake is a lie

Chapter 5 - The Reveal: Sorry Sunbutt but, your cake is a lie

After seeing that the princesses of equestria were right in front of us, I did what any other pony would do in front of royalty: bowing low with William doing the same.

"Your Highnesses! It makes me very happy to be finally meeting the two of you in person."

"Agreed," William said.

Celestia and Luna giggled before Celestia spoke, "You may rise. This isn't the castle after all."

Both of us rose up with sheepish smiles on your faces. "Sorry. It was the respectful thing to do."

"Okay then! Now that introductions aren't really necessary, I know the two of you have some questions for us," Luna said.

"Right."

"Lets get started then shall we?"

"Alright then, William and I will take turns in asking questions. But before we move onto the more important stuff, I have to ask, how did my mother react to the sight of you two appearing here?"

Both princess looked hesitant before Luna spoke, "She was... sad it seemed, but she did let us stay in here to wait for your return."

"Ah geeze... I think I know why too. I'll just wait until we're finished here and then I'll talk to her."

"Good idea."

"Now..." William started. "What we want to know is, how did this come to be? We never expected that equestria would actually be real."

"Oh, I can answer that one," Celestia grinned. "About two years ago we were messing around with different galaxies and planets to see if there was life out there and one thing led to another and we found this planet to have life. After finding that out, we decided to investigate further and were surprised to see that the life here didn't resemble us so we sent out tiny cameras to look around and see how you 'humans' were in secret since nopony or human but us can see the cameras thanks to our magic."

"Yeah... about that. You've basically been watching us for that long? Doing everything including going to the bathroom and apparently last night when we were having sex?" William raised an eyebrow.

Blushes formed on both of the princesses faces. "We have been doing that... we couldn't help it! We were curious about humans and wanted to know everything!" Luna's eye twitched. "Everything...."

"Uh..." I took a step back. "Good to uh, know? So what's the name of these 'special cameras' that only you two can see?"

"The Luna's Special You-Can't-See-It-While-We-Watch-You-Have-Sex 1000." Luna stated proudly.

That was met with a facehoof from me and a facepalm from William at such a crazy name.

Luna only shrugged. "The name works especially since only a real few ponies know about the crap load of cameras in the secret room in the castle."

"Just make sure to show us that room okay?"

"Alright. Next question?"

"Since Lunar brought it up a few times I was wondering... did your magic change stuff around here aside from changing him into a pony?" William said.

Celestia and Luna nodded, "We assumed that it would have been boring to just see the two of you going to those places to shop so we decided to add some extra magic to change things around for every place you went to for our enjoyment." Celestia grinned.

"Well that explains the Trollestia in the letter and everything I did go through today..." I muttered.

Celestia laughed.

"But wait. Why Lunar? If all it took was to make a wish upon a shooting star in the end then I believe a lot of bronies would have done that in the same manner as him so what makes him special?"

"Oh that's easy." Luna waived a hoof in a dismissive manner. "He was just that determined and we were just waiting for the right time."

"See William," I flashed a crazy grin. "I'm that special."

"Yeah, my 'special lunatic'." William winked.

"Ugh..." I groaned and facehoofed. "Actually fuck it. I'll just deal with that nickname then... anyway, I guess to end the round of questions related to me I have to say this: since y'all been around here for almost two years then what's your take on the show then?"

"Well..." Celestia tapped her chin with a hoof. "I'll admit that they did get everything right since everything we saw actually happen and I do go crazy for cake..." Celestia coughed awkwardly.

Luna grinned and nudged her sister, "And somehow you don't get fat. We should change that! And also we should go to where they record these episodes and meet these humans who voices us. The looks will be priceless!"

Celestia only glared.

Luna looked away sheepishly. "Well I guess we come to the part of 'what's next?' Well, since you went ahead and did what we wanted you to do, we want to offer you this: a place in Canterlot near the castle and a job in the Night Guard. Everything is already set up for the two of you and you'll get one thousand bits a week for working and also working here on earth. So, what do you say?"

My inital reaction to her offer was total shock. I knew this kind of question was coming up, but I didn't even think this was ever possible! Hell, I get to finally work at something I know I will love and make a living from it! One thousand mother bucking bits bitches!

After my initial shock wore off, my face turned into the happiest of smiles, "Of course Your Highness! It would be an honor to protect you and do what you need done while also making sure the night is safe."

"It makes me happy to know that you agreed young Lunar Night."

"So... William..." All of us watched as Celestia sauntered over to William, leaning against him, rubbing a hoof up and down his chest causing him to tense up. "I know you want to be a pony too so what will it take to get you to join my side? We do have cake you know."

William pushed her away to stand next to me. "Sorry Sunbutt but, your cake is a lie. I rather join the night side with Lunar here because Moon Pies are the master dessert race after all."

"Well shit... how about I threaten to send you to the moon if you don't join?"

"You don't scare me Your Highness."

"Aww..."

I only snorted and laughed while Luna fell over and laughing like a maniac. "See sister I told you he would join my side! Moon Pies rule!"

"It's not THAT funny sister..." Celestia pouted.

After the laughter died down, I decided to speak up, "I have an idea. Earlier today we met an officer named Ashur who really seemed interested about going pony even though he probably wants to be a lunar guard like me, but, I'm pretty sure most of the guys there if they choose to would join your side Sunbutt!"

"Well, I have some hope after all." Celestia smiled.

"Now that I decided that I want to be a bat pony also, can the transformation happen after we go to sleep again tonight? I want to try some sexual things with Lunar tonight." William asked.

"As you wish." Luna winked at us. "And we're totally going to watch by the way."

I felt my face heat up greatly from the thoughts of what would happen later tonight. "Dude really? Anyway..." I turned back to the princesses. "Speaking of transformation, how will this work since I'm sure hundreds if not thousands of people will probably want to change."

"We plan on opening enchanted portals in a lot of places with the options of whether or not they want to go through and transform then or maybe just go in as a human and stay that way during their time there. Also, there's our magic and we was even thinking about making potions." Luna said.

"Potions huh?" I tapped my chin with a hoof. "That sounds very familiar."

"It might be."

Knock knock

All of us turned to look at my mother who had one of the saddest looks I ever saw her have on her face and it hurt me to see her that way.

"Can I um... speak to you son? It's very important." And walked back into her room.

Luna walked right over to me putting a hoof on my shoulder and smiling. "Don't worry Lunar Night. Go and talk to her, we can continue after you're done and after that I can take you out for some flying lessons."

"Yeah, it'll be fine." William smiled also.

I nodded and walked over to her room finding her sitting at the edge of the bed so I sat down in front of her taking my helmet off, setting it to the side and letting my dark violet mane fall down. No complaints there.

All was quiet for almost a minute until she spoke, "I'm sorry son."

"What for?"

"For snapping at you like that. I could tell how happy you were and then I just went and ruined the moment by getting overly angry at you and saying things that I regret in the end. I know I don't really approve that someone of your age buying the merchandise like that and then seeing you as a pony all of a sudden just pushed me over the edge. So I'm just apologizing right now and I hope that you can forgive me."

"Well of course I forgive you, mother. I just wish you could be happy about my choices in life."

"That's why I want to give it a chance and not let all of this bother me. If my son is happy with his new life then I want to make sure that I'm happy too because there really isn't much of a reason to be angry at what I see now as a silly reason."

I felt my eyes get teary before wiping my eyes with a hoof. "Thanks mom, I'm glad you are."

"I guess soon you'll be headed to Canterlot to start a new life huh? I'll miss you a lot you know."

"I'll still be here too mom. While I do my duty in Canterlot and the castle, I can be here protecting others like you even if I'll be living in Canterlot for the most part."

"Well thanks... Lunar Night. Heh, crazy to think that I have to call you by a different name now."

I only shrugged with my wings again. "It's for the best really."

"So what happens now then?"

"Hmm ... I thought of something. Why not be a pony also? You can probably get Miguel to join you in that too."

"I don't know... why did you add him in this? Is there a good reason for that?"

"I think you will hate me for this, but..." I coughed awkwardly before spreading my hind legs a little further to the sides and pointed down.

My mother turned to look down before covering her face, her face having turned beet red. "Lunar! What the fuck! I can't believe you even did that."

"I totally regret nothing." I smugly said, returning to a normal sitting pony position.

"Ugh... okay maybe! I get what you're trying to say, stallions are 'big!' but, I'm not sure yet and even if I do, it won't be for a while."

"Fair enough."

"Although... to not keep you in here for too long. Can you come closer?"

Confused, I got up and moved closer until my muzzle was almost touching her knees. "Yes?"

"While I was cleaning earlier I found a book on what you are now: a bat pony, and I wanted to try something out and see how you would react to that after reading it for like an hour."

"Hmm... now that has my attention. What is it?"

Scratch scratch

My ears perked as I melted into the touch that is the glorious scratching fingers that is a favorite among ponies. "Oh yeah.... that feeeeeels sooooooooo gooooood." I moaned happily while wagging my tail.

My mother only laughed. "My son is such an animal and literally at that and I'm not complaining one bit.

"Less talking and more scratching ple—"

Right at that moment that one thing I neglected to take care has finally come to me at full force like a freight train.

I really had to pee.

"Ah crap..." I started squirming.

"Is everything alright, Lunar?"

I backed up and started hopping in place doing the pee dance. "I'm sorry we had to cut our scratching session short! But I really have to pee and I have no idea how to do it as a pony and I'll figure something out! Okay bye!" And I ran into bathroom, slamming the door shut.

My mother walked back out to join the rest before saying, "Just wait, he probably can't aim with that 'thing' of his now since it's big."

"Oh sweet Celestia's cakes! How do I aim with this horsecock?!"

My mother sighed and chuckled. "Figures."

"Allow me. I'm sure he won't mind me trying to help him," William said before walking into the bathroom and closing it again.

"Never fear Lunar Night! William is here to help you aim!"

"Aww! My hero!"

Celestia and Luna laughed while my mother facepalmed before smiling slightly. "Such a crazy son I have to have a crazy guy to love."

"The night sure is beautiful again like last night." I said while sitting next to William without my armor or helmet on.

"Yep, sure is."

"All the stars and usual constellations are visible with the usual shooting stars happening which I'm sure is just Luna helping out."

"I bet you she will be pretty busy tonight after what happened today. Probably wake up to seeing ponies everywhere tomorrow."

"I wouldn't be surprised and it was amusing seeing the look on Luna's face when I gave her the games. She squeed so loud that I thought humans a few blocks away can hear her."

William grinned. "That was amusing indeed. It was great that you was able to do something as nice as that for her."

"Hey, well, I have hooves now and no horn so she was perfect."

William leaned over and kissed me on my lips. "I love you, Lunar Night. Ya crazy sexy lunatic bat pony."

I only rolled my eyes and laughed before kissing him back. "And I love you to, my soon-to-be bat pony lover."

"Speaking of that." William grinned seductively. "We have a few more hours until sleep so I believe now is a good time to do the sexual things we've been holding off on. We do have an 'audience' watching us so lets not keep them waiting hmm?"

I snorted and grinned. "Right now is a good time. I've been so pent up today that I would go buck wild on you right now so lets get started shall we?"

William smirked. "With pleasure."

And then lots of sexual stuff happened which involved a lot of cum :trollestia:

Author's Note

It might seem sorta rushed :derpytongue2: but, it was perfect in my view :duck:

For the previous 3 chapters, I really wanted to do something different with that being...

Chapter 2 - have it as mostly haters

Chapter 3 - the complete opposite and have fans

Chapter 4 - mixture of both for amusement

Short Chapter: I am the Night and Bat Stallion

Short Chapter: I am the Night and Bat Stallion

2 days later ...

"Armor? Check! Helmet? Check! My phone showing four-fifty in the morning? Triple check! Well, mom it looks like my first night of patrol of sorts begins now, I'm so excited!" I let out a squeal in delight.

My mother who was dressed in her work uniform already with her work bag around her shoulder chuckled at the sight of me. "That is way too adorable."

I only smiled. "Totally worth it! Now while you walk to the bus stop I can fly overhead and make sure you get there safe." I spread my wings flapping them happily just thinking about flying before flying up and hovering in front of her.

"What about your coltfriend, Night Blade?"

"Oh he's busy at HQ right now with the others."

"Well alright then, lets go!"

Opening the door up and following her outside, I gave her a wink before saying, "Just remember, I'll be up above. If something happens then I'll come and rescue you."

"Aww my hero, well alright then, it's only a few minutes walk so I'll see you at the bus stop." And walked off.

I shot up straight into the sky and landed on the edge of the roof to stare at her as she walked to give her a minute or two head start before I would start flying at a slower pace so I wouldn't pass her.

"Hmm ... everything seems so far so good... maybe everything will be... fine-oh wait a minute, what's this?" I said to myself as I stared closer at a suspicious person suddenly appearing behind my mother holding a gun. "Oh fucking hell..." I facehoofed. "You will regret the day you try robbing any human especially my mother..." I growled and flew off the roof to plan my surprise attack.

Down below as my mother walked closer to the corner, she felt a tap on her shoulder as she turned around with a gasp as she saw the robber who appeared out of nowhere holding a gun pointed right at her.

"Give me everything you have right now. I wont repeat myself again." The robber demanded.

My mother only smiled as she saw me silently coming to a hovering stop behind the robber. "Oh you shouldn't have done that. Now you made him really pissed."

That got the robber to lower his gun looking at her confused. "The fuck are you talking about? And who is 'Him'?

"That will be me you fucking dumbass. Now it's time to pay for trying to rob someone with a gun." I growled in my deepest voice possible while tapping him hard enough to get him to turn around.

The robber turned around fast enough with wide eyes and fear on his face as he saw me.

"Who... who are you?"

Fangs glinting in the street light, I flashed the robber an evil grin and said, "I am the bat stallion!"

BAM!

WHAM!

SLAM!

PUNCH!

Each hoof punch sent the robber staggering before the final blow dropped him to the ground in a groaning heap of pain and moans.

Landing in front of him, I leaned in and hissed angrily in his face. "If I ever catch you doing that again, I will be more than happy to do what I just did to you again! I will fucking make your life a living hell and this also applies to any of the other people who decides to rob others. Just try me you fucking idiot!" I decided to end that by kicking him in the balls which caused him to shout in pain.

I felt someone touch me and noticed that it was my mother who was giving me a shocked look which caused my anger to go away.

"Wow Lunar, I didn't think something like this would happen or the end result for that matter. Good to know my son is a very strong stallion."

I blushed at the compliment. "Thanks. Humans like you work hard to make a living and then these assholes comes around to ruin it? Not on my watch if I can help it."

"Now I'm really glad that you ended up being a guard pony."

I smiled with pride and saluted. "I'm happy to serve! Say, what time is it?"

My mother looked at her phone and saw 'four-fifty six', "Crap I better hurry before the bus leaves me! What will you do with him?"

"I'm dragging this sorry excuse of a dumbass to HQ and I mean that literally. He can scrape the ground for all I care and he's somehow still holding that gun like it's glued onto his hand."

"Okay then, be safe Lunar!" And my mother walked off in a hurry to get the bus.

Looking back down at the moaning robber, I only snorted in annoyance. "I don't regret what I did to you at all. If I was Blackjack for some reason then maybe just maybe! I would give you a second chance to do better, but I'm not her and I'm glad I'm not. Now to drag you to the station." Grabbing his shirt, I flapped my wings and started to drag him away.

After a few minutes of dragging, I finally made it to the station that was only two blocks away and walked inside which luckily the door was opened which had a mix of human and royal guards of day and night chatting away even though one bat pony only mattered to me right now.

Walking up to the bat pony in question who was looking at some papers and dropping the idiot, I coughed to get his attention. "Hey there my sexy Night Blade. I need you to lock him up for me."

Night Blade turned around with shock taking in the sight of the battered and bruised human behind me who also had black eyes forming and who was holding his pride and joy. "Wow..." He whistled. "We ponies are strong for sure. But what did he do for you to do that to him?"

"He tried to rob my mother with a gun." I stated bluntly.

"Oh yeah. Totally understandable."

"Well she's safe and on the bus headed to work now. In the meantime..." I leaned over to kiss him which caused him to blush. "I still have about two hours left on my patrol. How about after that we go back to our place in Canterlot to spend some alone time hmm?"

Night Blade nuzzled me and grinned, "I look forward to that. I'll deal with him, you go on ahead and see if anything else happens."

"See ya later then, Night!" And with a flap of my wings I flew back out to continue my patrol.

Author's Note

This chapter idea came to me when I first started typing up this story so I went with it since I'm Lunar Night and all.

Had this been a real life moment, I would probably do all of that to him ... :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiecrazy:

Also, I was thinking about adding my mother's name and do a pov from her view, but decided against that. Wasn't much of a point really.

Epilogue: One Week Later

Epilogue: One Week Later

July 21,2015

Dear Journal,

I thought this would be the perfect way to describe how my life as a bat pony has been for the last week after the princesses visit, by writing in a journal. And even though I'm gripping the pencil in my hoof as I write which was sorta easy, at least my erm... hoof writing is readable! Anyway...

I guess I can start it off by talking about what happened in the bathroom on the first day. Damn am I glad that William helped me pee because being twelve inches big meant it was harder to aim and trying to take a shit was even more of a pain in the ass. But as the days went on I eventually got 'going to the bathroom as a pony' learned quick enough. Thank you book on bat pony anatomy! Even taking showers got easier for me! And learning my body is great.

After all of that was over, I was able to spend some time with Luna as she gave me the basics of flight. Now, you might assume that flying is easy, but it's not! Especially with a few failed attempts at first which I'm glad that she was able to use her magic to catch me before hitting the ground. In the end it was worth it since I got to go out with my mother a few nights ago where she almost got robbed by that dumbass.

And speaking of him. He's 'happily' rotting away in jail for a long time which puts a smile on my face and happy that I was there to save the night.

Now onto to family. While my mother eventually accepted who I am. The looks on my sis, her BF and my niece, nephew when they saw me were priceless, but nevertheless was fine with it after I explained everything and they didn't mind that I was a bat pony now since they know I love ponies a lot. As for why none of them went pony? That's beyond me since I would assume my niece would have gone pony already. I'm the only one in the family that is a pony... for now anyway.

As for friends... well, I was able to go visit Kate at Walmart who went ahead to go pony and is a happy unicorn mare which put a smile on my face to know that I was able to help a random stranger and she still gets to do what she loves doing.

Ashur and his friend decided to be a bat pony guard like me and once word of me spread, some more agreed and some decided they were fine being human. So now HQ is filled with day and night guard and humans.

For any other humans that wanted to join our side. Last I heard before coming to Canterlot was that the princesses opened up quite a bunch of portals around the world when it became known that Equestria exists and that becoming a pony was possible with hundreds and hundreds of humans coming and taking either the portal, magic or potion option. I still believe that they must have read some 'The Conversion Bureau' stories to come up with the potion option... I just never got around to ask for sure. Also, equestrian ponies decided to come to earth to check out my old world which is nice to see something like that happening. Hopefully they got to enjoy their time on earth... if they notice humans eating meat anyway... then that's a different story.

But enough about that, time to talk about my time in Canterlot. Living in equestria looks like what you expect and that being very 'cartoon-ish' like in the show and I'm not complaining because the view here is amazing when you live near the castle, meeting very friendly ponies which is shocking knowing how Canterlot ponies usually are on the show, and doing our job... oh damn the job. Night and I sure had a 'good' time learning what it takes to be a night guard from captain Night Wing. Totally worth it in the end making us 'Real Stallions!' as he would say it. And our first true night on the job is not for a few more days. And we were only about two to three days into our training with Night Wing at that... at least it's something that we both love so there's no reason for neither of us to complain about the hard work.

And Night Blade ... he is the best coltfriend I could ever have! To that night on the roof when he was still human pleasuring me so damn much that came so hard from being so pent up to all of our sexual moments after he turned into a bat pony... and I'll stop there about that. I need to keep this story Teen/Sex after all.

I guess I might as well start ending this entry by saying that our place is huge! I knew Luna said that she has a place for us, but I didn't think it would be this big! Luckily she was able to teleport all of our stuff here and place them in perfect spots because magic.

Usually at night I can hear her rage at playing Super Mario 3D World since I know for a fact how hard it can be which causes Night and I to laugh at her rage... not that she knows it anyway.

I even adjusted to the night! Like a true bat pony should and if for any reason Night or I have to be out during the day then depending on how much sun is out then we'll wear our sunglasses.

And finally I have plans to travel to Ponyville with Night Blade in about two days to go visit the Mane 6 and give them those Funko Vinyl Collectibles of themselves to see how they react and I have plans to do that with the other ponies to. In the meantime, Night and I will stick around Canterlot to get ready.

And since the princesses knew how much I love Blueblood, I was able to get a friend back on earth to make me some similar Vinyl Collectibles of him in the regular and clear variants with matching packaging too! Which should come in a few days... although Luna did tell us that he's afraid of us for some apparent reason or so she says... something doesn't seem right about that. So I guess we'll figure that out in a few days time when we go and surprise him with the gifts.

Overall, life here in Canterlot is perfect, I have the best coltfriend, I have a job and it's just totally perfect.

Until next time....

"Damn, writing that lengthy journal entry made my hoof hurt too much..." I muttered while waving my hoof to make the pain go away.

Afterwards as I got up, Night Blade came in with a grin on his face. "Hey, Lunar! What were you up to? I was calling you for almost a minute now."

"Oh..." I smiled sheepishly. "I was just writing a journal entry about my life as a bat pony since it's been a week among other things. What was you calling me for?"

"Just to see if you wanted dinner. I'm starving and the place we're going to a few blocks away actually sells meat! I'm tempted to see what our reactions will be to eating equestrian meat."

I chuckled remembering how I reacted in the mall eating popeye's for the first time as a pony and walked up to Night Blade, nuzzling him softly. "Of course. It will be quite the experience for sure and then after that we can have our nightly sex fest."

That caused Night Blade to blush and a pomf! from his wings before he quickly said, "Well lets go already!" and ran off.

I only laughed at his reaction as I followed him out making sure to close the door and getting bits.

"Yep, life here in Canterlot is the best life ever!"

The End

Author's Note

I was wondering how I should do this Epilogue and I felt that doing it in a journal entry format was best.

And that ends this story before I start on the 2 one-shot sequels

This whole story takes place between July 14,2015 to July 21,2015 since on the 14th was when I started on this.

Some key points to this story

This story is suppose to be a different/better version of Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping

If you thought it was better then great! If not then oh well I tried.

This story is posted as is since my editor could get to edit my chapters I posted them as is and tried to fix what I can find... but! I know it still probably has a lot of errors.

At least I'm admitting that this story will have errors ... not a lot of authors would admit that.

If you somehow made it this far in reading my randomness then sweet! :trollestia:

:trollestia: I'm a very random guy after all and all of this is my mind at work :trollestia:

Chapter 2 - The Walmart Trip: Save money, Can't live better, Lunar Night

Chapter 2 - The Walmart Trip: Save money, Can't live better, Lunar Night

There's a few reasons why anyone would be nervous whether it's: meeting someone for the first time, going to your first interview or even singing in front of a crowd and as for me... I'm getting the staredown of a life time walking through to Walmart parking lot to get inside. Then again, being a bat pony that was supposed to be fictional walking among humans has me on edge.

Mainly because I see no smiles on their faces, it's mainly what you would expect: surprise and muttering to themselves.

"You know, William. I might be a guard now and all, but if one of these humans tries anything stupid then I will be forced to do something stupid back and I hope Luna will forgive me if I do."

William stopped in front of me, dropping to his knees, and putting his arm on my shoulder reassuringly. "Listen, I know this will be quite the challenge of exposing yourself to others so people can know that ponies from a show exist. Plus, you should know that not everyone will be happy to see you, you know that, right?"

"Right..."

"This is the first stop of a few so I know we're bound to find many fans along the way, so lets just try to enjoy our time here and get the pony stuff we need and more food for us... which I should look for non-meat options for you... I suppose?"

"Get me something with meat in it."

"Wait, really?"

I shrugged with my wings. (Don't ask me how I did it, it just happened.) "I went and sniffed the KFC in the fridge earlier and I didn't even gag so yeah, meat for the bat pony please. I do bite you know."

"You really wouldn't bite me would you?"

"Maybe I would?" I licked my fangs and winked but thought better of it afterwards. "On second thought, I have no idea if I would like drinking blood... so probably not."

"Now I'm almost tempted to see how that actually feels like. Anyway, lets just go in already and get this done."

"Good enough for me. I almost forgot that there is something I want to do as soon as we go in there."

Walking the rest of the way, I decided to ignore the looks the others were giving and none got close to me, and as for walking inside, I decided to do the idea that I came up with right then and there.

Placing my left hoof of to my chest plate, and closing my eyes while sporting a smug smile, I said. "Never fear, humans of Kearny. Probably ninety percent of you here hate Friendship Is Magic which also means me as well, but! As long as I'm here shopping among you I, Lunar Night of the night guard will make sure no crazy shit happens! And I wouldn't mind leaving a hoof print on a wannabe robber's face."

Opening my eyes again I noticed that speech was met with mostly stares and glares from the others before they went back to what they were doing. Damn how I hate Kearny.

"Glad to see you picked a pony name, I like it. Although I wasn't expecting that short speech."

I turned to William and smiled proudly. "Yep! Luna did say I needed a pony name now so 'Victor' is dead to me and I'm Lunar Night from now on. The name also works since it involves the two things I like: night time and astronomy. As for the speech... well, it just came to me on our way here so I thought I should act on it. I have a very random mind after all." One of my ears twitched. "Hey, you hear that?"

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh!! A real pony!" And that was when I was nearly bowled over by a worker that started hugging the hell out of me. Struggling for breath, I managed to say, "Lady please! You'll dent the armor!"

The Walmart worker quickly backed up, sitting down across from me keeping eye level. "I'm sorry! It's just that I'm a big fan of Friendship Is Magic and seeing you just made my fangirl moment skyrocket. This is so unbelievable and yet you're the proof right in front of me."

"So I'm going to assume that you might be the only fan in this place?"

"Seeing as though none of the other workers and shoppers reacted like I did, I'd assume so."

"Good enough for me. Well, I guess I better get to shopping then since I'm a very busy pony."

"Wait, before you go. When you're ready to checkout, come to checkout lane seven, I'll be working there and I'll be more than happy to give you a fifty percent discount since you are so adorable!"

"Glad to know that bat ponies can be adorable, thanks ... uh... your name?"

"Oh, I'm Kate."

"Okay Kate, and I'm pretty sure you heard my speech so you know my name is Lunar Night and if you are giving me that discount can my coltfriend here get the same?" I said, pointing to William who only waved sheepishly.

"Aww that's even more cute! Of course, just come to my checkout lane when you're ready." And she walked away.

"Well at least there's one human who is fan of me and we both get a discount out of this!"

William smirked. "Wanna bet it doesn't really happen at Toys R' Us? Given what the place deals with, I want to assume it would happen there. But if it doesn't then that's cool too."

"Only time will tell right? Anyway, lets get what we came for, since I should be quicker, I'll meet you in the food section."

"Sounds good to me. Just try to not get into anything stupid?" And with that, he walked off to grab a shopping cart.

"Knowing my luck so far in this place it will happen." Walking over to the area with the shopping baskets, I used my hooves to move the handles up before grabbing it in my mouth. Ah, nothing like countless germs in your mouth from something that so many humans touched.

Walking to the aisle that had the pony toys was fine enough aside from the fact that my hooves were making the loudest of clopping noises every time it hit the floor. Maybe someone would mistake it for high heels. As for the shoppers, they were giving me looks until some hisses and flashing fangs made them go back to what they were doing. Not that I would bite them or anything. I don't know none of these humans and I don't need to contract anything from getting a little too bite happy. I can just use my hooves if they tried anything.

Finally reaching the aisle and setting the basket down, I took stock of the pony merchandise they had: some pony tins, plushies, cards and various other toys. Walmart never had a crazy amount of pony merchandise to begin with.

"Hmm ... the tins and cards will do since none of the other stuff really interest me." I said to myself until I noticed a new problem for myself, that being, I can't reach up to where I want the stuff I actually want to buy since it's out of hooves reach and there was no one else around to ask for help.

"Dammit... oh how I wish I could fly right now..." I muttered. "Well, no problem for me then since I just got the most brilliant idea that can't fail! What can go wrong?" Walking forward and grabbing a few boxes of Twilight's Kingdom Set (since I didn't really care for it), I arranged them in a way to look like stairs.

Remembering this time to skip walking up and down the stairs, I hopped onto my unstable 'stairs' which caused it to wobble for a moment until it stopped.

Letting out a sigh of relief and being at level with the merchandise, I started grabbing all the different sets of CCG card decks they had and dropped them into the basket. After that was done I moved onto the tins most of which involved Rainbow Dash and dropping those into the basket. "Okay just one more and then I can go meet up with William again." Reaching a hoof out to grab it was when Walmart decided to hate me more when my hind hooves slipped out from under me causing the Twilight's Kingdom Sets to go crashing into the opposite aisle and myself crashing into the pony one with so much force that it tipped over causing a domino effect of knocking over many aisles until it stopped, throwing dust everywhere.

After the dust settled and picking myself up, rubbing a sore spot, I took in the mess I caused. "Ah geeze, why did I have to say that phrase? This is going to take forever to clean up!"

"Attention! Attention all pony haters!! Please be advised that there is a bat pony in the My Little Pony aisle and has caused destruction to the other aisles. Luckily no one was in that area when it happen. But I still want you to teach that pony a lesson! I will repeat this one more time..."

My eyes shrank to pinpricks and my ears dropped. "Fuck, now I really regret saying that. Gotta get away from here fast."

Grabbing the basket again in my mouth, I only made it a few feet until...

"Hold it right there, pony!"

"Ah fuck." Setting the basket back down, and turning around, I was greeted to the sight of ten guys, nine of them being shoppers and one worker.

Grinning nervously, I said, "Listen guys, I could help out and fixed this. You wouldn't want to hurt little ol' me? You can get in trouble for that you know and probably be sent to the moon to die quickly."

All the guys looked at one another and some shrugged until the worker spoke, "We'll take our chances. See, we hate the show and now that there is a pony here somehow... we can have our fun in teaching you a lesson."

I sighed and shook my head, "I tried to be nice to you dumbasses, but now you leave me with no other choice."

"And what choice is that?"

Since I knew I couldn't take on ten guys at once, I thought of the next best thing. "I'm. Gonna. RUN!!!"

Grabbing the basket again, I ran out of there while at the same time some very familiar music started playing that I can remember from the episodes 'The Ticket Master' and 'A Bird in the hoof' as the other guys started giving chase.

Quickly running into the party supplies section, I noticed a pair of Fuzzy Puzz Glasses. Putting them on as best and as fast as I could so it wouldn't fall, I stood still as a statue looking 'normal' as five of the guys came running down the same area I was in before stopping in front of me. "Say, have you seen a pony run through here? Purple armor? Dark grayish coat?"

"Uh ... I have actually, I saw him run away in the direction of the jewelry section."

"That little sneak! Alright men lets move on! We have a bat pony to catch!" A chorus of 'Yeah!' answered that as they all ran away."

Taking the glasses off, I stood there dumbfounded that the more than obvious see-through disguise actually worked. "Wow, glad to know that the haters here are truly dumbasses to fall for that. Pinkie Pie would be proud in me. Still, I should be careful though since they did split up." Picking up the basket again, I continued on.

Running over to the clothing area. I hid inside in one of those circular metal racks that displays clothes. Moving clothes aside to make a small opening, I looked around and noticed no one in the area. "With the food section only a few aisles away, it should be smooth sailing. I just want to get out of here already. Thankfully I don't think they followed me—"

I felt something grab my tail which caused me to squeak in surprise. Turning back around I noticed that the worker or who I assume is the leader of the group giving me such an evil smirk that I thought his face would stay that way.

"You thought you could hide from us, but think again! Those hooves of yours were so loud that it was easy for me to keep following you. Now be a good little bat pony and c'mere!"

"Ugh fine. But first, can I say something?"

"What is it?"

Eat hoof human!

BAM!

GAHHHH!!

The man stumbled back letting go of my tail to clutch his bleeding nose screaming out a bunch of curses and bloody murder.

"Damn I love this body if a kick from a hind hoof can do that. Consider yourself lucky that I didn't kick you in your pride and joy. Don't fuck with me! I might be a pony now that used to be human but dammit! I'm still a shopper!"

Grabbing the basket again and leaving the worker alone, I finally made it to the area in question and found William giving me the raised eyebrow look while at the same time the music ended to go back to regular music.

"What in the world happened to you?"

"Oh just that I said a phrase that never should be said, caused a huge mess, the announcement, ten guys wanted to teach me a lesson, then the Yakety Sax music started followed by a chase, fooled five of them with some fuzzy puzz glasses, bucked one in the face and I'm finally here!"

"Okay, that would explain why the Yakety Sax music started playing then." William chuckled. "Ready to checkout now?"

"Did you get a few meat related things for me?"

"Of course. Got you pepperoni pizza, supreme pizza and various hot pockets including the limited edition ones and other foods that I'm sure you'll like."

"Aww yeah!" I pumped a hoof in the air. "Now we can go."

"You idiots! You let that bat pony get away! How can you possibly let a pair of glasses fool you?! He's still here so get. Him!!"

"Um ... lets really hurry up." I grinned nervously.

Sliding to a halt in checkout lane seven, William hurriedly started putting everything on the conveyor belt. Meanwhile Kate was staring at both of us with a curious look while scanning the items. "Are you alright, Lunar? I heard the announcement and the Yakety Sax music and crashing noises."

Rearing up onto my hind legs and placing my forehooves on the counter, I spoke, "Oh yeah, I'm fine. Getting chased around by ten guys and bucking one in the face does wonders for my body and at least I got to actually run in this body and not even awkwardly. Heh, just me getting used to my new body even if I can't fly yet."

"You must tell me how you ended up as a pony! Had you shown up here alone, I would of mistaken you for an actual equestrian pony. But since you have your coltfriend with you, I know you were a human-turned-pony. And don't give me that look! Since I'm a fan I do read fanfics also."

"Well... that's great to know actually! And how I ended up like this now, that was because last night I actually wished upon a shooting star and the princesses granted that to me. As cheesy as that sounds it's true and they plan on visiting us later in the day."

"Oh you are so lucky! And if that's how it happened then I know what I'm doing tonight! I always daydreamed of being a unicorn. Now it can become a reality!"

"Sure go ahead, I can also let them know about it, plus they're watching us right now... somehow..."

"They are? Really?"

"Yes. In the letter I received from them today mentioned that they are, just not how they're actually doing it. As far as I can tell, they've been doing this for a long time like watching you in your sleep, to having sex, to even taking a number three on the toilet screaming bloody murder from having delicious Taco Bell, to even—"

SLAP!

"Ow!" I rubbed the back of my head with a hoof staring at William giving me a flat look. "What was that for?!"

"I'm pretty sure Celestia and Luna would not watch us taking shits."

"Alright fine, maybe they give us privacy when it comes to that." Turning back to Kate, I continued, "I'll just find out later how it is that they could be seeing us. Would you still work here after being a unicorn?"

"Yes, very much so. I love working here regardless of the idiots. I gotta earn a living and I can also teach them a lesson if they tried anything." Kate winked and giggled. "If I have the option to go to equestria then I'll make sure to take that offer.

"When you do turn into a unicorn, I just know that more pony traffic will come this way."

"Bingo! Now your total for today after the discount is $175.55."

"Got it! Alright William, swipe away!"

Watching him swipe the card and putting in the pin left me wondering. I can still do that to I believe, I mean, ponies on the show hold stuff from time to time that it is possible, but I also know that my hooves are too big to touch the buttons. Dammit... I really should read that anatomy book when I can. You can only know so much about something only to find out that there's more to learn about said thing.

After everything is bagged and placed into the shopping cart, William and I left Walmart finally, waving back at Kate and wishing her good luck on her new eventual life and promising that we will visit her again.

Reaching the car and after putting everything in the trunk, William sat back in the drivers seat while I sat in the passenger seat while he closed the door. Also seat belt free! Damn annoying things. At least I can sit like a dog since that's the normal way and I can move more if my tail starts to hurt.

William leaned over and nuzzled me before speaking, "I'm sorry I slapped you, Lunar. But, you have to admit it was an interesting trip."

I sighed. "It's fine. As for the trip overall? After what I went through, I'll still come even if it's mostly for Kate and having fun doing some random guard duty around the place. It'll get me out of the house more and I'm sure you'll love to join me."

"Well of course. When that time comes anyway." William said while starting the car and driving off. "Lets continue our shopping spree at the next place: Toys R' Us. I bet you the complete opposite will happen there."

"Giving what the place invovles. I sure hope so." Leaning out the window and watching the scenery pass by, I decided to think of what scenarios might happen when we get there.

"Alright Toys R' Us and the people who work there and shop there. Lets just see how you will react when Lunar Night stops on by."

Author's Note

I hope it was worth the read.

And my random mind continues with that Yakety Sax music :derpytongue2: