If Wrestlers Were Ponies

by AlyssaAmbrose

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1074

Dean and Roman hating on Seth because he's become a butthole.

Dean and Roman are betrayed by Seth. They go separate ways. The story follows this diverging of paths.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-15 02:57:53 UTC

Chapter 1

http://kymberlyreep.deviantart.com/art/Oc-Characters-Seth-Dean-and-Roman-543851723

http://kymberlyreep.deviantart.com/art/OC-Stephanie-Triple-H-and-Kane-544976589

http://kymberlyreep.deviantart.com/art/wwe-OC-Nikki-Brie-Bella-and-Randy-Orton-545664399

“Come on, Roman! Let’s get the little slime ball!” Dean yelled as he galloped after Seth as fast as his four legs would carry him and Roman raced ahead to cut Seth, who was gasping as he flapped his wings as hard as they’d go, trying to lose both of his former friends. Ducking under and over branches and jumping over rocks, the three ran through the forest, two trying to catch someone who betrayed him and the other praying for someone or something to stop them.

Suddenly, Dean went from chasing Seth to laying face-first on the forest floor, “Dean!” Roman skidded to a stop and trotted back to his best friend, “Are you ok?”

“Damn that slime ball.” Dean leaned on his front legs and Roman used his front shoulder to help him to his hooves. “By now he’s on his way back to his mommy and daddy, hiding behind their ponytails. Ah!” Dean’s knee buckled under him, “I almost had him, then some stupid tree root trips me up. I’ll get him. One day, when he doesn’t have his stupid parents around to save him. I’ll bite off his stupid-ass two-toned mane. Then his precious Nikki will never want to be with him.” Roman nodded, chuckling as he stayed side-by-side with Dean so they could walk/limp back into Ponyville together.

Dean and Roman had always been a pair of outsiders. Dean because he was an unhinged, unstable lunatic, and everypony in town deemed him dangerous. Roman because he was a bit of a hothead and really felt like he couldn’t trust anyone else other than Dean and Seth.

The three of them used to rule the town as a band of rebels, calling themselves the Shield, or the Hounds of Justice. If they felt someone in Ponyville was being cruel or unfair to others, they took it upon themselves to bring the justice to the perpetrator. But those days were over.

While they were trying to steal from a rich business pony who had been cheating his employees out of their income, Seth ducked out for a minute, claiming he thought he saw something outside of the house. Almost immediately after he left, a swarm of royal guards surrounded Dean and Roman, loading them into the back of a paddy wagon. At first, Dean and Roman were glad that Seth got away at the last minute, until they saw something that broke both of their hearts…..

Seth was looking at them stone-faced, standing with his parents, Triple H and Stephanie, who were smiling as the guard slammed the door of the wagon.

*Meanwhile Back In Town*

“Mom! Dad!” Seth ran up the front stairs of his mansion. Stephanie was in the parlor with a few of her work friends.

“Yes, dear?” his mother replied.

“Roman….. and…… Dean…” said Seth as he gasped for air, exhausted by the chase.

“Hun, you know you shouldn’t be hanging around with those miscreants. It isn’t good for your future.”

“But…..*gasp* I wasn’t……*gasp* they saw me…..*gasp* chased me……*gasp* through the woods…..*gasp* barely got away…..*gasp*....”

“WHAT?! KANE!!!!!!” Seth heard the heavy hoof-steps of his uncle Kane, as he hurried down the steps.

“Yes, ma’am?” said Kane in the tone every one took with Stephanie when she was angry and everyone starting walking on eggshells.

“Those…..those degenerates! Those juvenile delinquents!”

“Who, if I may ask, are the juvenile delinquents?”

“Dean and Roman!!! Those wanna-be cowboys chased my son all through the woods!! Do something!!”

“I’ll head down to the station and see when they were released from juvenile hall.” Kane grabbed his briefcase with his unicorn magic and rushed out the door.

Seth smiled, knowing how lucky he was to have both the captain of the royal guard and the mayor in his family. Kane could surely find something to charge them with and when he did, he’d send every guard he can find after them. Meanwhile, his mother was rushing around him, checking for injuries.

“Mom, I’m fine!” reassured Seth as he brushed his mother off.

“You stop that! You know as well as I do what could have happened to your future if you fell any further with them,” said Stephanie as she circled around him.  “You are the future of this town, destined to step into your father’s hoof-prints, but you decided to let some little degenerate idiots tell you about “injustice” and “making things right” and suddenly, you’re running around egging houses and toilet papering respected businesses. Luckily, you came back to us at the right time and now we can groom you to grow up into the sophisticated stallion you’re meant to be.” She nuzzled his neck before headed back to her friends who had been waiting anxiously, just as his friend Randy knocked on the door.

“Hey Seth!” said Randy as Seth galloped to the front door.

“Hey Randy! So where are we headed?” Seth trotted along behind his new found friend. Randy was also from the more privileged side of town, so naturally Seth’s parents approved of their friendship. Back when Seth was hanging out with Dean and Roman, he’d have never dreamed of hanging out with Randy but now it was second nature.

“Get this! The Bella twins are having a party. I was one of the first people they invited.” Seth’s ears drooped a little bit. Randy had been invited and he hadn’t. He kinda expected back when he was in the shield but now he is reformed. Shouldn’t everyone be lining up to invite him to parties now? But he stopped thinking the second he saw the real reason his friend was there…...Nikki Bella.

The sweet filly who had stolen his heart the moment he met her. From her pretty brown eyes to her beautiful black mane with the brown streaks, she was by far the most beautiful pony he’d ever seen. Her and her twin sister, Brie were the most popular fillies in Ponyville and most colts got sweaty from just a look from either of them.

“Hello Randy. Hello Seth,” said both fillies in unison before they placed an identical kiss on both their cheeks, and Nikki turned to the bouncer, “Remember. Dean, Roman, AJ, and Paige.”

“Those social rejects are not allowed to this party,” finished Brie before they both turned and led the two colts in. Then and there, Seth made up his mind. Nikki Bella would be his.