My stupid ramblings about life...
"So Discord, do you mind if I tell you a story?"
"Yes. No. Maybe. Purple."
"I don't care. Shut up so I can monologue"
Now, it all started when I was nice and happy in my house...
"geez, this drawing is harder to make than I expected," I mumbled to myself, shading in the horn of the pony I had come to call 'Queen Umbra'.
"And...Done!" I held it up to my wall and smiled. "Perfect! Or, you know, only slightly flawed."
Mission complete, I went to bed, not seeing the bubbling shadows I had drawn around her horn start to move.
I woke up with the AC turned up REALLY REALLY HIGH...
"blargle"
And a bell tolling six...
"mmph"
And a scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Is it a fire?!?!"
I said as I bolted upright onto four hooves. wait, four hooves? a small corner of my mind said. FOUR HOOVES? I'm not proud to say I rivaled that pony in terms of volume.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I took a moment to disappear. AHUHAHUHAHUH "Ok, stop hyperventilating, Skye, stop hyperventilating." Whew. "Ok, first order of business: WHERE THE HELL AM I?" Scanning the area, I saw a...shadow. Looking down, I saw a...shadow. Looking up, I saw a...pony stomach. "So I'm in his...Shadow?"
"How do I get OUT!"
