Ponylands: The Pre-Sequel!
WHY AM I ON THE MOON?! I'm TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS! Why did I let Wilhelm talk me into this?! And why are we anthro ponies?! Actually, why are we here even? Something about buying something from some guy at GameCon? Whatever, got people shooting at me!
Two friends who play a game together went to GameCon dressed as Jack's Doppelganger, and Wilhelm. End of story. Wait, not really? Someone played them for fools and sent them into another dimension for kicks?
Well then! Guess we got a story on our hands don't we?
Strap in kiddos! Because guns and fun are just the beginning if what I'm seeing is any indication!
78761 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read
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19 Chapters:
- WHY ARE WE ON A ROCKET TO THE MOON?! 2015-07-16 01:09:11 UTC4006
- W-wait, WHAT?! We Just Got Here! 2015-07-21 06:23:52 UTC4556
- Hi, I'm Janey. Welcome to Elpis. 2015-07-25 14:44:34 UTC4090
- Seriously, Elpis, What the Hell? 2015-07-28 07:21:21 UTC3404
- Can't Stop the Rock? Watch Us! 2015-07-29 07:26:20 UTC4489
- Concordia. Fun Place. 2015-08-04 01:51:58 UTC3297
- What is This? Luna's Eleven? 2015-08-19 05:58:31 UTC3794
- The Fuck's a Jumbuck? 2015-09-05 01:06:44 UTC3818
- The Snake with the Red Belly 2015-09-08 05:16:50 UTC4431
- Jack Checklist: ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☑ 3?! 2015-09-09 04:32:42 UTC6026
- Torgue, you Generous SOB! 2015-09-11 00:17:30 UTC4302
- Hot Dunks in Space Jam! 2019-01-17 04:37:44 UTC4180
- RIPped Up Dust Up! 2019-01-26 16:45:50 UTC3981
- Query For Your Mainframe! 2019-02-02 23:49:19 UTC4766
- Hot Dogs and Explosions! 2019-02-09 20:25:18 UTC4111
- Super Norfleet! Apply Directly to Problem! 2019-02-17 21:02:11 UTC3547
- Super Fighting Robot! 2019-02-24 02:01:20 UTC4232
- Back To Square One. 2019-03-03 00:51:59 UTC3968
- The 4000 Year-Old Virgin. 2019-03-09 16:40:57 UTC3763