Applejack Scares the $#!& out of Everypony

Applejack returned home in the early hours of the morning. She opened the door quietly so as not to wake her family. A paper airplane immediately hit her in the face.

“Oh, sorry Sis,” Apple Bloom apologized before scampering up to give her a hug.

“You’re supposed ta be in bed,” Applejack yawned.

“I was gonna go ta bed on time, but I decided ta stay up 'til you got home. What took you so long? I’ve been throwing this paper airplane around the room for hours now.”

“Oh, we were tellin’ scary stories and I traumatized all of my friends to no end. I had ta spent all night apologizing and consoling them. I never shoulda told them about what I’d do ta Justin Bieber if I ever met him.”