Party Of Your Life

What the hell were your first words when you came here Because before you came here you were are on Earth living your life when you decided to spice life up a little by robbing a bank you wore a ski mask and went in the bank yelling orders such as " put the money the bag" the amount you toke was 200,500  US Dollars after that. You made a mad dash to your car driving and then started speeding the reason your were speeding is you being chased by a group of cops who were chasing because you of you robbing a bank you common sense was out the window when you were going 120 MPH on the freeway. Then all you could hear was the sound of tires squealing as you lost all consciousness after you woke up your were greeted by a dog with the name Simon but as you wiped your eyes you see that the dog looks like your which is highly unlikely because you left him at him at home  "Simon how did  you get here?"  you cried out to your poor mutt Simon just walked up to you and started licking you as you stood up u were caught off guard as you were greeted by a pink face. "Welcome" she called out as you started to run to the forest because you were scared the pink thing was going to kill you . You hoped this was a dream but then found out its not because you were being dragged by your Wolf. You nodded at Simon and said "come on boy" as you stood up and ran to the forest you started thinking though your mind. What the hell is happening but as you looked back without stopping you saw as The thing was not there. Then bam you ran into a yellow furred pink haired one with wings. All you did was stand as you helped her out to get back up She said to her self "what animal is this it must be a new species" You replied "I can assure you that am not a new species" She Jumped as you spoke she softly spoke as the words escaped her mouth "you can talk?". You were dumbfounded by question she asked and said "Yes I can"  as she invited you in for a cup of tea. you accepted to ask her more about this place she told you that this was Equestria and you were in Ponyville And your are the only one of your kind she had seen.  you told her you were in your car then crashed in a tree and then you started to explain deeply about the human world as you toke one last sip and asked her "do you any places I can stay?" she told you "you can stay here for now in my extra bedroom" as she said that she was happy and cheerful as your thanked her for the place to stay you both heard a knock as you saw that pink mane.