Pinkie Pie is awoken by a loud rumbling that shakes all of Sugar Cube Corner. The (albeit brief) mystery as to what or who is causing the rumbling combined with the bakery's short finances and a heavy work day force Pinkie to miss breakfast. There is hope, however in the form of a lunch/dinner engagement later that day with a colt. Hopefully a buffet.

What new idea will Pinkie Pie come up with to fix things? Will the Cake's finances get straightened out preventing Mrs. Cake from getting a headache? Will Mr. Cake continue to sleep on the floor? What is Rarity's special advice for Pinkie? Finally, and most importantly, will Pinkie finally get to eat something?

*Sex is tagged due to the fact that some of the dialog/scenes end up being potentially more risque not because there's full on fornication.