Game Grumps: Equestria's Idiots

by Gamer Master

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Crossover, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 886

6 Game Grumps from various parts of the world arrive in Equestria to cause Grump Mayhem!

Arin, Jon, Barry, Suzy, Danny and Ross are in different parts of the world until they are all brought together by pony princesses in order to stop the most unoriginal villain ever known to Grump History.

A giant story/ waste of time with Grump, the two Not So Grumps, Editor, Wife of Grump and GodDammit from Game Grumps as the main cast with face-hooves galore!

Published 2015-07-18 00:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-18 00:30:02 UTC

Intro!

*At the Game Grumps Household*

At this time, the two Game Grumps, Arin and Danny were playing another game of Pokémon FireRed, though Danny was playing a voicemail from his Dad and it's about to end.

"heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, bye!" Both Danny and Arin laughed at this.

"My dad's first language is Hebrew so, he has to like translate it like in his head." Dan tells him.

"So that 'heeeeeeeeeeeeee' was like a pause?" Arin asked.

"Yeah!" Suddenly the TV they were playing on suddenly started flashing.

"Dude, what the fuck is going on?!" Arin yelled.

"At my last breath, and last wish, I wish all da JEWS WERE GONE!" Danny shouted as he disappeared through the TV.

"Danny? Danny where'd you go? The WISH ACTUALLY WORKED! NO!!!!!" Arin shouted as he got sucked into the TV as well.

*Jotron's Millenium Falcon*

"Alright everyone, it's time to take the fight straight to Vadar himself! Ross Leader, are you inbound? I can't see you anywhere on my radar." JonTron said as he was flying through space.

"Um, no I'm very lost, h-h-how are you doing?" Ross asked with a dumb expression on his face.

"What are you talkin' about? Can you give me a visual? Any landmarks?"

"Water, fish."

"Ross are you in the ocean?"

"Definitely the bottom of the ocean."

"Goddammit Ross!"

"A whale. A SPERM whale!"

"Alright well Mark do you copy?"

"Uh, yeah, I saw a lady, she had red hair and a wizard-like bus, and now I'm stuck in Arnold." Mark replied flying through a throat.

"Who?"

"Arnold, the one with the glasses, basically he ate a sandwich with me in it and now I have to help him fight strip throat.

"What?"

"Sorry Jon, Arnold needs me!"

"Oh no! That only leaves! No Goblin Head Boy! I don't want ya!"

"What you don't like my hands? Aw!" Goblin head replied.

"Alright I'm blowing the whole thing." Jon said hitting a red button as everyone screamed. However, in Jon and Ross's X-Wings, their screens flashed as they both disappeared.

*Steam Train Couch*

Barry and Suzy were on the Steam Train couch as they were recording the first episode of Cook, Serve, Delicious: Order Up!

"Welcome to a new episode of Steam Train! With Bip and Bop!" suzy exclaims happily.

"Oh god, back to the Bip and Bop thing?" Barry questioned as they each picked their bakers.

"I'm Player 2." Suzy said. But once they both clicked Enter, their screen began to flash taking Barry and Suzy with it.

"Where the fuck are we?" Arin asked. At this point, looked to the side and hugged Dan's unconscious body.

"Why are you hugging Dan's body?" Ross asks.

"Because we got sucked into a TV and- Ross, is that who I think it is?" Arin said point at the lump next to Ross.

"Ech! Where the hell is dis? This isn't the Millenium Falcon I stole- A-A-ARIN???!!!"

"J-J-JON!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!" Arin screamed hugging Jon and spinning him in a circle.

"Ross! Jon's back! Isn't this amazing! Now there are two Not So Grumps!" Danny shouted just as happy!

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"This is gonna be great Jon!" Arin shouted. "What are you doing right now!?"

"Every Star Wars game! Ross guest starred in one episode so far, but you guys can guest star as well!" Jon exclaimed.

"What's going on?" Suzy asked.

"Is that my pal Jon?!" Barry exclaimed.

"Barry get over here and give your pal a hug!" Jon screamed as Barry and Suzy kept on running. That is until-

"Listen up!" A voice shouted, getting the fives' attention.

"Ross, why are you over there with the horses over there?" Danny asked him.

"I was having a conversation with them. I told them about how Arin used ALL the toilet paper."

"Goddammit Ross." Arin and Jon said under their breaths.

"Now that we finally have your attention, we need your help!" the purple horse said. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, I am-"

"Dude, that is just a fucking Twilight reference! Just add vampire wings and make her white and her real name Bella, she's a walking Twilight reference!" Jon shouted, causing the other five to laugh out loud.

"Um, excuse me darlings, but if you could please listen to us-" the white horse tried explaining.

"Look at me, I'm prim and proper!" Danny shouted.

"Look, will y'all just listen to Twilight?!" the orange horse asked.

"I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed!" Arin sung causing everybody else to laugh again.

"Listen up you bunch of morons! You were summoned here for a reason!" the cyan horse exclaimed.

"Is that reason for you to to be a bitch?" Suzy intimidated her.

"Why you little-!"

"Rainbow Dash, stop, they may be idiots, but these idiots can help us!" Twilight told her.

"If you want us to help you it isn't a good idea for you to keep calling us idiots." Ross explained.

"For once, Ross, you actually did something right!" Arin shouted causing the six to laugh some more as Twilight facehoofed.

"Something tells me this is gonna be a long-short fic!" Pinkie shouts out of nowhere.

"It looks like they have arrived, we need to act fast if we want to defeat them."

"Of curse! EgoAbansena will be defeated by our hands!"