my worse half season 1by blastquakeChaptersRing ringJail bailA blast from the pastIntroductionsCheaters make good friendsRing ringI tell you bonbon he’s always at that stupid pub even though I buy food and gave him a perfectly good room with cable and a soft bed, blast said in a voice of frustration. I barely ever get to see him sometimes I think...to him were...strangers, blast said but this time in a more distraught tone. Aw hon I’m sure he still cares but just has problems expressing it. Yeah you’re probably right; I just wish he would have joined the military with me. Blast come on now you know that bat ponies can’t join or serve the solar empire militia and if he joined the new lunar republic you would have been fighting each other. I know, I know. Here have some new candy I made, I call them sweetie drops. Wow these are really good, blast said in awe. Yeah I know. Just then blasts phone rang. Huh who could that be? Jail bailYep and that’s the story of how I got in jail, now since the bedtime story is over do you need a cup of warm milk and an extra blanket, snake eyes said in a very sarcastic voice, or are you going to bail me out? You know I really shouldn't with the way you've been treating me, blast quake said angrily. But you are, snake said in confidence, oh yeah and could you please bring a blanket. Thanks. Ok. Bye. *beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*. Wait, said blast in disbelief, did he just hang up on me? Bonbon I’m going to town. Hey somebody’s got company, said one of the guards. So who are you here to bail out asked the guard? This derp over here, blast said. Hey, a prisoner from one cell down said, I AM A SOCCER MOM AND THAT STATEMENT IS OFFENSIVE. IM SUEING THE WRITER OF THIS OC SERIES BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Oh my Luna said snake, quick guards you’ve got weapons electrocute her, mace her, smack her with a baton, I don’t care just make her shut up! After a long dispute the ponies headed back to the house. And as they walked through the door they both sighed, home. Wait you're happy your back? Asked blast, I thought you hated it here. No I don’t hate it here, said snake in a very sincere voice. Then how come your never home? Blast quake asked. Um because I want to show you I don’t need you...to show that I can be independent like you, said snake. Snake bro you don’t have to do that, I mean it would be great if you showed it in a different way, but I’ll still respect you. There was a long silence and then snake said thanks. So, blast said should we hug. Um no thanks that’s kind of weird, said snake. How about a brohoof? Ok, said blast. Just as they did there was a knock at the door. Who could that be, asked blast. A blast from the pastBlast walked over to the door and the last pony he'd expect to be there was razor! Blast said in surprise. Sweet celestia is it really you, blast asked. Yep, said razor. But there's no reason to call each other by code name, please call me peace’s illusion or just peace. Snake, get in here check it out. Who's at the door, I swear to Luna if it’s another salespony, snake said in a warning tone. Snake this is peace, peace this is snake. There was a long pause. So, snake said, is he a salespony. What? No it’s my best friend from the war, blast said with a chuckle. Oh, said snake, no offense but he kind of creeps me out snake whispered. Shut up and be polite said blast. So peace how did you find me, asked blast? Oh I got the military to track you down. Can I be creeped out now, asked snake. Yes, blast said in defeat. Oh yeah sorry if that creeps you out, peace said. That’s ok, so what brings you into town, asked blast. Yeah the thing is the military messed up my check and I won’t be getting it for a while so I was hoping you'd let me crash here for a while. Well sure said blast, make yourself at home. The next morning everyone was sitting around the table, all was ok until peace came from the bath room and said, hey you guys didn't tell me you had a third pony living with you. There was an extremely long silence. We don’t have a third pony living with us, said blast. Well then who's...in the...shower. All three rushed to the bathroom and opened the shower curtains. Hey! The pony inside yelled, hey there’s this new hip thing everyone is doing nowadays it’s called knocking. Who in Tartarus are you, Yelled blast? I’m the pony who went to jail with your friend there, sup snake the pony said. And, said blast. What, said phoenix. And why are you in my house? yelled blast. Oh yeah snake said if I needed a place to stay I could crash here. Fine, said blast but you’re paying rent. Ok I'm down with that. Oh yeah you’re going to need more shampoo. IntroductionsIn their small Manehattan apartment Blast quake was looking at some old photos him and his friends took in the military. ha, said Blast, I remember this one. This is me and. Before he could say another word snake eyes his, younger brother stumbled through the door barely able to stand. Woo-hoo that was *hic* amazing ha ha-ha. Just then he tripped on... nothing he was just really hammered. Doing a full on face plant onto the ground. Don't worry I’m drunk I didn't feel it, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't ask if I’m ok. Grrrr, are you kidding me, come on man you're always at that stupid pub. In fact the only reason you've come back to the house is to eat. That pub is practically your bed. Hey at least I’m fun, at least what I do take’s some real skill, snake said in the most annoying tone. Running a gym does take skill and gambling isn't a job blast growled. Then how come I make 50 to 150 a week. Minus all the booze you buy. Snake turned red, fine I'll just go back to the pub, and I'll just go to bonbons house said blast. Ok sergeant freak out, snake said in a booming voice of anger. Cheaters make good friendsAnd all I*hic* did was come home a little late aww boo hoo, said snake drunk as could be. Um dude could you just play your turn, said the pony across the table in a bit of an annoyed tone. Hey phoenix where did you get this pony. I didn’t he just came and joined, said phoenix trying to whisper, but don’t worry he obviously drunk its free money. Oh yeah said snake in his "your all about to be broke" voice he said as he laid down an ace and a king. NOT TO DRUNK TO REMEMBER THOSE WERE PLAYING BLACKJACK, HAHAHAHA. What, they all said. No way you’ve got to be cheating said phoenix, as he swung a left hook and hit him knocking snake of his chair. Everyone stopped, the room was silent. HEY NUMB NUTS I'M DRUNK, YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA FEEL ANYTHING. For the next five minutes it was back and forth bucking and tackling finally the some guards came and put snake and phoenix into custody.as the two sat in the cell there was a long silence and then phoenix asked, so uh what kind of music do you like? What, said snake in a confused tone. I’m just trying to make conversation, said phoenix. There was another long period of silence until snake said, dubstep by dj pon3 aw no way me to, said phoenix. Really, aw yeah my man. And after a few more comparisons the guard came and said, you both get one call. Yep, said snake and I know who I’m calling.
Ring ringI tell you bonbon he’s always at that stupid pub even though I buy food and gave him a perfectly good room with cable and a soft bed, blast said in a voice of frustration. I barely ever get to see him sometimes I think...to him were...strangers, blast said but this time in a more distraught tone. Aw hon I’m sure he still cares but just has problems expressing it. Yeah you’re probably right; I just wish he would have joined the military with me. Blast come on now you know that bat ponies can’t join or serve the solar empire militia and if he joined the new lunar republic you would have been fighting each other. I know, I know. Here have some new candy I made, I call them sweetie drops. Wow these are really good, blast said in awe. Yeah I know. Just then blasts phone rang. Huh who could that be?
Jail bailYep and that’s the story of how I got in jail, now since the bedtime story is over do you need a cup of warm milk and an extra blanket, snake eyes said in a very sarcastic voice, or are you going to bail me out? You know I really shouldn't with the way you've been treating me, blast quake said angrily. But you are, snake said in confidence, oh yeah and could you please bring a blanket. Thanks. Ok. Bye. *beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*. Wait, said blast in disbelief, did he just hang up on me? Bonbon I’m going to town. Hey somebody’s got company, said one of the guards. So who are you here to bail out asked the guard? This derp over here, blast said. Hey, a prisoner from one cell down said, I AM A SOCCER MOM AND THAT STATEMENT IS OFFENSIVE. IM SUEING THE WRITER OF THIS OC SERIES BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Oh my Luna said snake, quick guards you’ve got weapons electrocute her, mace her, smack her with a baton, I don’t care just make her shut up! After a long dispute the ponies headed back to the house. And as they walked through the door they both sighed, home. Wait you're happy your back? Asked blast, I thought you hated it here. No I don’t hate it here, said snake in a very sincere voice. Then how come your never home? Blast quake asked. Um because I want to show you I don’t need you...to show that I can be independent like you, said snake. Snake bro you don’t have to do that, I mean it would be great if you showed it in a different way, but I’ll still respect you. There was a long silence and then snake said thanks. So, blast said should we hug. Um no thanks that’s kind of weird, said snake. How about a brohoof? Ok, said blast. Just as they did there was a knock at the door. Who could that be, asked blast.
A blast from the pastBlast walked over to the door and the last pony he'd expect to be there was razor! Blast said in surprise. Sweet celestia is it really you, blast asked. Yep, said razor. But there's no reason to call each other by code name, please call me peace’s illusion or just peace. Snake, get in here check it out. Who's at the door, I swear to Luna if it’s another salespony, snake said in a warning tone. Snake this is peace, peace this is snake. There was a long pause. So, snake said, is he a salespony. What? No it’s my best friend from the war, blast said with a chuckle. Oh, said snake, no offense but he kind of creeps me out snake whispered. Shut up and be polite said blast. So peace how did you find me, asked blast? Oh I got the military to track you down. Can I be creeped out now, asked snake. Yes, blast said in defeat. Oh yeah sorry if that creeps you out, peace said. That’s ok, so what brings you into town, asked blast. Yeah the thing is the military messed up my check and I won’t be getting it for a while so I was hoping you'd let me crash here for a while. Well sure said blast, make yourself at home. The next morning everyone was sitting around the table, all was ok until peace came from the bath room and said, hey you guys didn't tell me you had a third pony living with you. There was an extremely long silence. We don’t have a third pony living with us, said blast. Well then who's...in the...shower. All three rushed to the bathroom and opened the shower curtains. Hey! The pony inside yelled, hey there’s this new hip thing everyone is doing nowadays it’s called knocking. Who in Tartarus are you, Yelled blast? I’m the pony who went to jail with your friend there, sup snake the pony said. And, said blast. What, said phoenix. And why are you in my house? yelled blast. Oh yeah snake said if I needed a place to stay I could crash here. Fine, said blast but you’re paying rent. Ok I'm down with that. Oh yeah you’re going to need more shampoo.
IntroductionsIn their small Manehattan apartment Blast quake was looking at some old photos him and his friends took in the military. ha, said Blast, I remember this one. This is me and. Before he could say another word snake eyes his, younger brother stumbled through the door barely able to stand. Woo-hoo that was *hic* amazing ha ha-ha. Just then he tripped on... nothing he was just really hammered. Doing a full on face plant onto the ground. Don't worry I’m drunk I didn't feel it, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't ask if I’m ok. Grrrr, are you kidding me, come on man you're always at that stupid pub. In fact the only reason you've come back to the house is to eat. That pub is practically your bed. Hey at least I’m fun, at least what I do take’s some real skill, snake said in the most annoying tone. Running a gym does take skill and gambling isn't a job blast growled. Then how come I make 50 to 150 a week. Minus all the booze you buy. Snake turned red, fine I'll just go back to the pub, and I'll just go to bonbons house said blast. Ok sergeant freak out, snake said in a booming voice of anger.
Cheaters make good friendsAnd all I*hic* did was come home a little late aww boo hoo, said snake drunk as could be. Um dude could you just play your turn, said the pony across the table in a bit of an annoyed tone. Hey phoenix where did you get this pony. I didn’t he just came and joined, said phoenix trying to whisper, but don’t worry he obviously drunk its free money. Oh yeah said snake in his "your all about to be broke" voice he said as he laid down an ace and a king. NOT TO DRUNK TO REMEMBER THOSE WERE PLAYING BLACKJACK, HAHAHAHA. What, they all said. No way you’ve got to be cheating said phoenix, as he swung a left hook and hit him knocking snake of his chair. Everyone stopped, the room was silent. HEY NUMB NUTS I'M DRUNK, YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA FEEL ANYTHING. For the next five minutes it was back and forth bucking and tackling finally the some guards came and put snake and phoenix into custody.as the two sat in the cell there was a long silence and then phoenix asked, so uh what kind of music do you like? What, said snake in a confused tone. I’m just trying to make conversation, said phoenix. There was another long period of silence until snake said, dubstep by dj pon3 aw no way me to, said phoenix. Really, aw yeah my man. And after a few more comparisons the guard came and said, you both get one call. Yep, said snake and I know who I’m calling.
