Number One Hit Man

by thecakeisabiglie

Rating: mature
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Length: 749

a interglaixtic hitman goes around world from world killing those who would kill someone out of racism

Hello my name is Johnathan, I work as a hitman for a renegade cell of the Ragrocks wait you don't know what they are, well there the creators of the universe, they created life after life, planet and after planet, with the humans being there favorite since only humans can assend into there order, guess humans really are supeior, and the things i hit, well i hit ponies who would torture, maine a human, no anyone because they decided that the single or group was too dangerous and deicded to kill them, and thats when I come in i am suppose to kill or scare them into subbbmisoon, which ever comes first, well enough about this time to do some hitting

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-18 21:00:56 UTC

Straight into the action

It was a great day in the Canterlot Medical Station, the doctors were working on a poison that could kill a human nothing could possibly ruin this da... "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM M(BAM) a unicorn was sent flying through a door with a hole in its head startaling the guards guarding the entrance to the main labatory.  The guards awatited the assaulter whome they though to be the LHP but instead hold footsteps of a two legged being and came through the door startlred them even more.  Standing there was a human wearing somesort of suit

and holding some sort of metal stick

One of the two guards wasted no time and chagrged the "human" only to stop dead in bks tracks when the human rasieed his left hand and it started to glow dark red.  The guard found him self being lifted up by the red light and fealt his insides growing

"NO, NOOO , STOP, STOP(BOOM), The guards exploded sending bits of him and blood everywhere, drosuing his fellow guard in blood, as the "human" raised his arm to shield his face.  The hitman chagrged the other guard and out his .75 to his head.

"Please I never knew what was going on, i am just a recruit I never knew what they were doing," The guard pleaded.

The hitman responded by putting his hand on the guards forehead.

"You speak truly, now get out of here," the hitman said while the guard bolted out the door

The hitman walked to the main doors and inspected them.

"Sound proof doors and walls, no cameras, they don't even know I am here, perfect time to kill some xenepohbic sacks of shit and make a entrance, " Upon saying that the hitman kicked down the doors breaking them and walked in while playing "The rumjacks- An irish pub song on his radio

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The ponies were shocked but one ran up to him and stabbed him in the arm with a syringe and injected him with something and had a very stupid face thinking it did something but after 6 seconds the pony eyes widened

"What it was tested it should wor," the pony didn't get to finish cause the hitman pulled the syringe out of his arm and stabbed it into the pony's eye before slamming his fist on the syringe making it go deeper in, and wasting no time he drew his .75 and shot a pony in the head before stepping back and grinning.

One of the pissed ponies charged him but the hitman grabbed by the neck and slammed him into the ground, and put his .75 to his head and pulling the trigger killing the pony.  Another charged him but the hitman raised his hand and it started glowing red again, the ponys head explode sending blood everywhere, the rest of the ponies ran off not wanting to deal with the pissed off what ever he is.  He kicked down the door to the superior's lab where his 3 hits were lying.  He looked around and saw something that made his blood boil, there was one of the hits near a bunch of syringes about to test one , on ,on a HUMAN, he charged the pony and wasted no time and slammed the pony's head into the syringes before lifting it again and slamming it back down crushing the head leaving the table covered in pony blood.

He got hit in the head with chair, but it only pissed him off and turned around to see a female pony holding a syringe.

"Looks like we have another bad one to pu," she stopped when she started to put the syringe into her eye, HE was forcing her to do it, she slammed it into her eye killing her in a instant.

the lead doctor came out of his hiding.

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE," the doctor yelled

"Me, I am Johnathan and i am going to kill you in the most painful way ever," upon saying that Johnathan grabbed the doctor and started to pull out his SOUL slowly and very painfully, he covered the doctor's mouth not wanting to hear his cries, he completely ripped out the doctor's soul which the doc felt.

"MY work here is complete," Upon syaing that Johnatahan disspeaers into a red light while and so did all the humans, while a beeping is heard around the medical station before it blows up into flames.