Chapters And I Thought Dragons Loved Krystals!
After Sunset Shimmer had explained what happened, Twilight & her friends welcomed her to Ponyville, where she found a job as Rarity's own personal model. Though, since she had nowhere to live, Twilight decided to let her stay at the castle! After living there for months, she took a good look at Twilight & Spike's close bond, and that's when she felt the back of her head shock a huge memory into her!
*Flashback!*
"Ha ha! Sunee-chan! Let's play!"
*Flashback!*
"Waaaahaaaahaaa! Sunee-chan! I scraped my knee!"
*Flashback!*
"Sunee-chan! Please don't leave!"
"Go to Dragontown, you wont be an outcast there Dim Sum!"
*End of Flashbacks!"
"AAAAAAAAH!!!" Sunset Shimmer shrieked!
"What's wrong?!"
"Twilight, Spike! I...I remember that I had a dragon assistant as well & before I left for the other world, I had her move to Dragontown!"
"Really? (Hmm...does every unicorn get that entrance exam?)"
"Yes! Will you help me get her back?"
"Of course! Come-on Spike, we're heading for Dragontown!"
"Yeah!" Spike then fist pumped.
So Sunset Shimmer, Twilight and Spike all made it to Dragontown, asking around trying to track down Dim Sum, until a pony by the name of Larson told them about a dragoness who fit her description! So they found the restaurant she was working at!
"Ni Hao, and welcome to this restaurant, are you ready to order?" Asked the light blue dragoness with purple eyes, white wings & earfins, white belly, and pink curved spines.
"I'd like the Volcano Special." Spike ordered.
"I'd like the...crunchy sandwich, hold the gems." Twilight ordered.
"So basically, just bread?"
"Yep."
"Very good choices, and what would you like miss?"
"For you to come with me!" Ordered Sunset Shimmer.
"Su...sunee-chan?!"
"Hey Dim Sum, long time no see!"
"I...I missed you so much!"
Then they had a deep hug!
"So, feel like coming with me to my new home?"
"Wait, umm Sunee-chan?"
"Yes? What is it?"
"Well, before I go with you...can my long lost twin come as well?"
"If it's okay with her parents."
"Oh-no, I found her in an orphanage and took her to my apartment! Now she's my coworker here."
"Well, if that's the case, sure she can come along!"
"Sweet! Krystal!" She called out!
Then a light blue dragoness with purple eyes, and purple curved spine, lighter blue wings earfins and belly appeared.
"Yes Dim Sum?"
"Pack your bags, we're moving in with Sunee-chan!"
"You 2 aint moving anywhele!" Shouted an angry old dragon!
"Shut-up Mr.Lee!"
"You 2 wirr lespect me youl boss! You 2 came hele to wolk & you stirr haven't payed me this month's lent!"
"Mr.Lee, with all do respect..." Then Twilight Sparkle was cutoff.
"Shut-up! I aint gonna take any tlash flom a landom po...wait, ale you an aricoln plincess?"
"Yes, I am. Now if wont mind, me and my friends will be assisting in moving Dim Sum & Krystal into my castle."
"You're friends with a princess?" Dim Sum whispered to Sunset Shimmer.
"Yeah, isn't that cool?"
While Sunset & Dim Sum were talking and Twilight was exerting her power over Dim Sum & Krystal's boss, Krystal was staring directly at Spike. Spike then took notice.
"(Why is she looking at me like that.)" Spike thought with a raised eyebrow.
"(OMC! He's staring right back at me! It's gotta be love!)" Krystal thought.
Yeah, 2 when 2 people stare at each other, it's either a staring contest or love. Geez, when did the shippings get so out of whack? Then again that's me being a hypocrite because I've already done over 200 Spike shippings! Ha ha...
"Okay Plincess Twiright Spalkre! Dim Sum, Klystar, you 2 ale filed! Get youl things and get outta hele!
Author's Note
After this chapter, is where the Pucca parody begins.
And I Thought Dragons Loved Krystals!
It was a pretty hot day in Ponyville, everyone trying to find a way to cool down, buildings were pact because of the air conditioning they provided. Especially a certain sweet shop.
"Pinkie Pie, Dim Sum ordered a huge cake!" Called Carrot Cake.
"Oh, I know! This day marks the 5 year anniversary since Dim Sum & Sunset Shimmer reunited!"
Yeah, it had been 5 years since that fateful day. Sunset Shimmer, her assistant Dim Sum, and Dim Sum's long lost twin sister Krystal had all moved into Twilight's castle. It was pretty lively, Spike making much more food, assisting Twilight, having dragons to interact with, feeling Sunset Shimmer's petting. Yeah, Sunset petting him was the best thing back when they went on adventures in the human world. But, it seems even though Spike got 2 dragon friends from this, he now feels regret for meeting Dim Sum & Krystal because his life...turned funny for everyone.
"(Huh? Why is it hard for me to breathe?)" Spike woke-up to see Krystal on top of him, kissing him. Then, upon discovering this, caused Spike to scream hysterically while flailing his arms and legs uncontrollably. That's when he put his palms of both his arms & legs onto Krystal's chest & belly. Then he pushed as hard as he could! It was like trying to pull the glue trap off of your dog's face because they saw something they thought the dead rat/mouse was food. Eventually Spike pushed the very affectionate dragoness off of him!
"Aww, why'd you that for?"
"Krystal, I thought I already told you, I will not be your boyfriend!"
"But why not?"
"I thought I made it clear that I'm into ponies! Not dragons!"
"Don't say Spike, you're making your girlfriend upset." Krystal said with a fake frown.
"I told you, you're not my girlfriend!"
"Sorry Spike, but I refuse that fact!" That's when she jumped at Spike!
Spike dodged fast and booked as Krystal face planted with the bed frame!
As Spike was running for his life again, Krystal gave chase!
"Spiiiiiike, come back here!"
"No! Get away from me!"
"It's our 5 year anniversary Spike!"
"Yeah, 5 years of my own regret!"
Then they pass by Sunset Shimmer & Dim Sum.
"Hey Spike, Krystal, could you 2 watch out for a cake that Pinkie Pie is bringing? We're celebrating the 5 year anniversary with our friends from both worlds." Asked Sunset Shimmer. "Me, Dim Sum, and Twilight, are going to get our friends from the other world. We'll be back soon!"
"Got it big sis!" Krystal replied before turning her attention back to Spike. "Spiiiiiiiike? Come back here!"
"Never!"
"Those 2 sure get along don't they?" Twilight said in a sarcastic tone.
"Don't worry, Spike's resistance will die soon." Dim Sum replied.
"How are you so sure?"
"Trust me, he can't resist the truth forever."
"The truth?"
"No matter how hard he fights it, he will marry Krystal in the end. Just like Timmy Turner & Tootie, just like Chowder & Panini, even Yuno & Yuki."
"Wait, but in Mirai Nikki they didn't get married, they only experienced it." Said Twilight
"Still counts in my book."
Meanwhile, outside the castle, Spike closed the doors behind him hearing an audible thud!
"Hah! Later sucker!" That's when he felt a kiss on his cheek.
"Gah! What the?"
"*Giggle*"
"(Of course, I'm living the girl chasing guy life, of course that wouldn't be enough to...)"
That's when Krystal lunged at Spike! Spike then dodged and dashed!
"Spike, come back!" Then she flew after him. "Spike, just kiss me back!"
"Noooooooooooo!" He shouted back.
"What wrong with me?"
"Dating the same race? No! I wanna prove to the world how far a dragon & pony can go beyond friendship!"
"We can teach that to our kids after we get married!"
"What makes you think I'll marry you?"
"It's destiny!"
Spike then hid behind a tree.
"*Phew!*"
He thought he was safe until a kiss came from behind his head!
"What the?!"
The tree was Krystal in disguise!
Then Spike jumped into the wateringhole!
"Ack! I just remembered I can't swim!"
That's when Krystal pulled his out cold body ashore then performed CPR, you could tell he was saved by his horrible screaming and then he jumped up and ran away again! Spike saw a bench and newspaper and decided to read it!
"Spike, you can't fool..." Then as Krystal removed the newspaper...
"HANDS!!!"
"Ah! Lyra!"
"Later sucker!"
"I'd rather suck face."
"What the..."
Then Krystal did the lip sucking kiss. Spike countered the kiss by blowing hot air into Krystal before her cheeks started to hurt!
"Ow!"
"Sorry about that!" Spike said as he ran away again!
"Aww, you're so nice Spike."
Spike then climbed a tree.
"Spike & Krystal, sitting in a tree..."
"(Bwuh! Not a good idea!)"
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"N-O-P-E, we're not!" Spike was about to jump off the branch but that's when Krystal caught him and brought him back up to kiss him silly! Spike struggled out & then fell out of the tree breaking everything!
"Spike! Are you okay? Do you need me to take you to the hospital then kiss all of your bruises?"
That's when Spike re aligned his jaw, popped his collar bones back in place, and then fixed his jaws, and then dashed off again to avoid his affectionate pursuer, Spike then jumped over a charging dragoness who then crashed into a pile of crates! Spike then ducked under a booth!
"Howdy Spike, avoiding Krystal again?" Asked Applejack.
"Yeah, what are you doing here?"
"What else? Selling cold cider to the ponies, and phew! Is it hot!"
"Hey AJ, have you seen Spike anywhere?"
Spike gestured Applejack to lie to Krystal.
"Yeah, I'll tell you where he went, but 1st, do you want some cider?"
"Yes please!"
So Krystal payed the bits, and Applejack was about to hand Krystal the cider until suddenly she splashed the cider all over Spike!
"Ah! What was that for?" Spike shouted in a rage!
"*Gasp!*"
"Uh-oh!"
"Drink-up Krystal!"
Krystal's mouth then began to water. Spike then began running as soon as he saw that!
"Applejack you traitor!"
"Hey, I'm Honesty, not Loyalty, I'll see ya'll at the anniversary party."
"Yay! You hear that Spike? It's the 5 year anniversary of our relationship!"
"More like the anniversary of when I met the kiss crazy monster!"
Spike then ran around a light post. with Krystal in pursuit until...
"Huh? Spike? Where'd you go?"
Spike was on top of the light post, then he sneaked away until he felt another kiss.
"Ah!"
"Ah!" Krystal squawked. "Hahahaha."
That's when Spike blindly ran into the Everfree Forest! Krystal stopped in her tracks.
"*Gasp!* Oh-no! Don't worry Spike, I'll save you!"
Meanwhile...
"Please tell me that I finally escaped." That's when Spike realized where he was. "Oh, I'll go to the castle of the 2 sisters! There are plenty of places to hide from her there!"
Meanwhile...within the castle...
"Hmm...what an interesting castle, what do you say boys? Make this our new HQ?" Asked a tall purple mare with green tendril like locks.
And I Thought Dragons Loved Krystals!
Ch.4: Krystal Saves Spike!
"Find him! I want Humdrum's head on a plate! Then his arms as a side dish! Then his blood as what I'll use to wash my hooves!"
"Yes Mane-iac!"
As the minions ran by, Spike emerged from behind a curtain.
"(Alright, you're doing fine Spike, the comic book should be a few more floors!)" He thought to himself.
Meanwhile Krystal found the Castle of the 2 Sisters.
"*Gasp!* (Suspicious ponies! I betcha they have my Spike!)"
She hid behind a rock and eavesdropped on them.
"Mane-iac just got here! She refuses to let Humdrum impede her evil duties again! She says she wants that dragon's head, arms, and blood!"
"Quick, I think I saw him this way!"
"(No! Spike's in trouble! Guess I gotta save him again!)"
Since the 5 years Krystal's been chasing Spike,she's managed to rescue him on multiple occasions. Beating the day lights out of all of Spike's enemies! Sombra, Garble, the Diamond Dogs, Etc.! She had the freaking strength of Pucca whenever someone came along to threaten Spike's safety! And now, it's time to save him once again with that kind of power! Krystal sneaked behind a guard, then took him down silently. And then, she sneaked around to take down even more guards.
Meanwhile...
"Hey, how come you have apple juice? Not fair!" Said a guard.
"What? I don't have any apple juice."
"(Oh-no, they must be smelling the apple juice that Applejack spilled all over me!)"
Spike then redirected their attention by blowing a flame behind them.
"*Sniff!* Oh, now you're eating barbecue?"
"What? That isn't me!"
Then they turned around and saw the fire.
"Aaaah!" Then they ran until they ran into the wall and went out cold.
"(Yes!)"
Then one of them pulled out a bottle of ketchup.
"Wait...what's he doing?"
Then the minion squirt ketchup on himself.
"(Pulling off the illusion of a murder? Moron!)"
Spike then hopped out of his hiding spot & then into the room where he left the comic book.
"Alright, if I burn the comic book, then they'll go back to Maretropolis!"
He then found the comic book, he was about to burn it until...
"Gah!"
"Ha ha! Nice try Humdrum, but as always you'll never win!"
Spike was about to breathe fire until Mane-iac closed his mouth shut with her tendril like hair.
"I'm not really impressed on how you managed to defeat my minions. Thought, it's impressive how you came so far to die!"
That's when Krystal appeared as Mane-iac sharpened her tendrils to skewer Spike.
"Spike?"
"Aww, your girlfriend has arrived to witness your defea..." That's when Mane-iac high 5'd a fist with her face! "*gasp!* Why you..." That's when Mane-iac dropped Spike and then tried to slap Krystal with her hair!
"(Now I'm gonna owe her a kiss after this, dang it! Oh well, better get to the Power Ponies comic book and burn it down!)" Spike crawled away as Krystal & Mane-iac fought!
"Give-up! You're out ma..." Then Krystal grabbed Mane-iac by the tail and slammed her onto the ground, causing the room to shake!
Spike made it to the comic book & burnt it down! Mane-iac turned around and saw what Spike had done.
"No...YOU DIDN'T!"
"Yeah, so what if I did? Come at me bro!" Spike referenced.
Mane-iac charged at Spike only to completely disappear!
"Phew! Now that that disaster is over with...(dang it.)" Spike then walked towards Krystal. "Guess I owe yah for saving me."
"*Giggle* Yes you do Spikey-Wikey!"
"(That's Rarity's nickname!) *Sigh*" Spike then closed his eyes and puckered his lips as he moved in to kiss Krystal's cheek.
That's when Krystal grabbed his head with both of her claws and kissed him on the lips!
"(*Sigh* She deserves this, if it weren't for her, I'd be dead.)"
"Now then, time for you to give me my juice."
"Oh snap no!"
That's when Krystal stuck out her reptilian tongue .
"Ah no! That's just wierd plus shouldn't we be getting back to the castle? I think our friends are all ready to celebrate when your sisters reunited!"
"Oh, right!"
Then after Spike dodged that bullet, they went back to the castle for the party.
"Race yah Spike, the anniversary cake, celebrating the day we began dating is waiting for us!" Krystal said as she began flying.
"I told you, I'm not your boyfriend!" Spike called out as he ran after Krystal.
The party was fun, Rarity meeting her human counterpart & trading secrets, Human Fluttershy hugging Pony Fluttershy tightly, Pinkie Pie meeting...no wait, don't let those 2 meet! Oh-no, the 2 Pinkies are about to touch!
"That's when the entire universe blew-up and we all died!" Adult Spike told his children.
"Dad, you lied! We're still alive." Said a 5 year old dragon.
"No! It was true." Krystal replied.
"Yeah, whatever." The child said while giggling.
"Okay, get some sleep, you got school tomorrow."
"Okay mom & dad, good night."
Then as the 2 parents left their kid to sleep. They went to the exit of their cave to be met with a bright full moon.
"So...tomorrow marks the 10 year anniversary of our marriage...anything you wanna do?" Krystal asked.
"As long as I know you're here, with me...I don't care what we do, my hero."
Then they sat down next to each other, gazing at the stars. That's when the stars formed the words: The End, now get lost or I'll shoot you!
And I Thought Dragons Loved Krystals!
Ch.1: Sunset's Return to Equestria.
After the events of Sunset Shimmer's adventures in the human world, it all had to one day come to an end, for.........this is when Sunset Shimmer & her human friends all say goodbye. For they have all graduated High School & are now off to achieve their dreams! Rainbow Dash got enrolled into the Wonderbolts Military Academy! Fluttershy is leaving to see the world and fight to protect the flora & fauna. Rarity got enrolled into a Fashion Camp that she believes will help her make her clothing even more fabulous than before! Pinkie Pie was given a contract to host her own TV show on how she makes it the best party ever for anyone, meaning she'll be traveling all across the country! Applejack, being the head of the Apple Family has big boots to fill, meaning that she's going into business once she begins college so she begins studying as hard as Twilight Sparkle. Sunset Shimmer didn't really have any plans for herself though. So, she decided that she'd return to Equestria and make amends with friends that she had abandoned. So...here we are, all of them in their blue graduation gowns in front of the the Horse Statue in Canterlot High, all of them, saying goodbye.
"I'm gonna miss you girls."
"We're gonna miss you too, it's just that...*sniffle!*..." Rainbow Dash couldn't hold in her tears. "It was one wild ride with all of you! I'm gonna miss those adventures! Waaaah!"
"Come back here for your birthday, and bring that pony version of me, it'll double the fun!" Pinkie Pie said before jets of tears shot out of her. Rarity handed Pinkie a handkerchief.
"Sunset Shimmer, promise us, that we'll always be the best of friends darling! No matter how far apart we are."
"My love for all of you will help me find the way to you girls every time. Don't worry Rarity, we'll see each other one day." Sunset Shimmer replied.
"Um...Sunset Shimmer?"
"Yes Fluttershy?"
"..." Then she pulled Angel Bunny out of her bag and put him to Fluttershy's face.
"Oh, hey Angel are you here to give me a goodbye lick?"
And that's what Angel did, licked her face.
"Hah, bye little guy." Then Sunset scratched Angel's chin.
"Well, guess this will be the end. Remember, I ain't leaving! I'm just studying to become a woman of business! So, if you wanna visit, I'm always home."
"Thank you Applejack." Then Sunset Shimmer & the gang all group hugged. "In case you need help, take this journal and write to Princess Twilight." Then she handed Applejack the journal.
After the tearful hug, all 6 broke the hug and they all watched as Sunset Shimmer went into the portal.
"I'll say hi to Twilight for you all!"
And like that, Sunset Shimmer was gone. On the other side, Sunset Shimmer was surprised to see that she was not in the Crystal Empire castle, but was in fact in a completely new castle!
"Whoa...where am I?" She began looking around.
Then she exited the room she was in and began exploring this unrecognizable environment.
"Sunset Shimmer?" Called a familiar voice.
Author's Note
1st, I wanna go through 2 chapters that explains how Sunset Shimmer returned to Equestria, and one that shows how Sunset Shimmer reunited with Dim Sum & then met Dim Sum's long lost twin sister Krystal.
