At the AlChestBreach house…

After their amazing adventures in Equestria, Al and friends were enjoying a day off from wacky antics. Little did they know that their day off was going to go downhill from there.

Al and his friends were sitting in the living room enjoying a meal to eat, except for Janet who was busy looking at the status of the Equestria Ahoy! story that they posted on FimFiction.

“Janet, Janet what are you doing? Stop checking comments on the story and get something to eat already! Are there any comments though seriously? Oh, there are some, wow such nice people. Damn we got 13 likes that’s aweso- 8 DISLIKES!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? REALLY, THAT’S THE- oh my god. And they didn’t even bother saying why they didn’t like the story! That’s it these people are going down!

“Janet, Steve, Jerry, Cuddles, let’s go kill some haters. The rest of you stay here we’ll be back soon,” Al and his small group began to travel all across the Mojave for the eight people that dared to hate their story. Thanks to Steve’s massive information network he was able to secure the locations of the eight targets.

Target 1’s location…

A small rundown shack near Novac was their first location as they approached the front door. Inside the house was a teenage wastelander in front of his terminal.

“What’s this? A story about AlChestBreach!? That guy fucking sucks, plus its also got the human and gore tags!? How dare he, everyone knows that people hate human and gore stories, I’m gonna downvote this. Heh, that will teach th-” suddenly his front door was kicked open by Al.

“Ah ha! So it was you eh? That little kid asshole who wrote first on Jerry’s funeral! Shoulda known, prepare to die ya little bitch,”

“Screw you Al! I finally got first and you just shot my head off, and destroyed my grandpa’s radio!”

“Enough talk, time to die,” Al once again shot the teen’s head causing it to explode into a bloody mess.

“One down, seven to go. Wish I still had the debugger, then this would be easier,” said Al. They then proceeded to head onward to the next target.

Target 2’s location...

The second location was a nice looking home near Nipton that had looked well preserved. Actually, it looks like it was recently made. Whatever, it didn’t matter Al and gang opened the door to be greeted by a… pony? Inside was a cyan pony with rainbow colored hair.

“What the? A pony? I thought I uninstalled that mod, what the hell are you doing here!?” the pony turned around and frowned at Al.

“So you’ve finally came huh? What’s the big idea buster! How can you have a story as awesome as this without me!” Al just stood there confused by the pony’s outburst. He had no idea who she was.

“Uhhh, who the hell are you again?”

“I’m Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria. I asked Twilight to send me here so I can get some answers as to why I’m not in this story,”

“Maybe because we felt that you weren’t that important enough for the story?” Rainbow Dash looked insulted.

“NOT IMPORTANT! NOT IMPORTANT!? I’ll have you know tha-”

“Yeah I don’t care anymore, I’m uh just gonna go now,” the breach gang left the building leaving a raging Rainbow Dash behind.

“Hey! Get back here!” shouted Dash.

“Well… that was uh, awkward. Let’s head to the next person, at least I hope it’s a person,”

Target 3’s location...

The next person was found in a little tent on the outskirts of Primm. It was green and had a little doodle on the front of a man with what looked like a construction hat. Opening the tent they were greeted by the sight of the one, the only, Axe Man!

“Axe Man? Why the hell did you downvote my story!?”

“Because your story was lacking many forms of axes and Axe Man! Axe Man wants to know why Axe Man was not included in this story,”

“What again!? I already answered this question from some other dude that asked about it! I couldn’t think of a way to include you into the story without it looking like I was desperate for jokes!”

“Axe Man thinks this is unacceptable, screw logic I have an Axe!” Al sighed at the idiocy of Axe Man.

“Okay, listen Axe Man. First, that makes no sense whatsoever. Secondly, you complaining about it won’t get you into the story okay? Now I’m gonna go just… keep doing what you’re doing,” with this target out of the way it was time to head to the fourth area.

Target 4’s location…

At Freeside the target was in an apartment complex. Entering they walked down the hall until they found room 201.

“Okay time to die you… oh you gotta be *Jameson* kidding me! Jameson! I thought you were dead, what possible reason could you have for hating the story. I thought we were friends,” Jameson just shrugged as a response.

“You don’t even know do you. You did it for no reason right? *Sigh* you know Steve, this whole revenge thing is starting to feel pointless now,” Not even bothering for a lengthy conversation with Jameson Al left to the next hater.

Target 5’s location

The search took them to Goodsprings, more specifically Doc Mitchell’s house.

“Really? Just really? I-I don’t want to go in there, that asshole has had it out for us since that fight we had trying to bring Jerry back to life,”

“*Hiss*” said Steve.

“I know that we got rid of all the mods Steve, but still I don’t want to hear his bitching,”

“*Hiss*”

“Fine we’ll just make it quick, Cuddles move out of the way *activates Groovatron* Groovatron stop asking,” entering the doc’s house they went to the living room that Mitchell usually hangs out at.

“Well, well, well. Look what we have here, if it isn’t AlChestBreach. Come to ask about why I put a downvote on your pony story hmm?”

“I have a feeling I already know, but just tell me anyway,”

“It’s simple really, this is for all the of the crap that you flooded my house with! Do you have any idea how hard it is to stuff a closet full of weapons and armor together! Or how about all these Goo Goo bars, they are a doctor’s worst nightmare! Not to mention that I hate ponies!”

“Wait if you hate ponies then what are you doing on a website that’s about pony fanfiction?” asked Al.

“It does not matter why I was on it! What matters is that I get my revenge, it certainly is not because I secretly enjoy reading these stories. That is just ridiculous!”

“Okay we’re done here screw this,” with that done Al and gang continued their quest.

Target 6’s location…

The next area was in an underground hidden bunker that led to a mysterious basement. The creepiness factor was through the roof and Al was starting to freak out.

“Okay, I’m a big brave dog just gotta go in ass first and I’ll be safe,” traversing through the bunker they arrived at their destination. They opened the steel door to find… The Radio King!

“My god, the Radio King! I should have known you were a hater!”

“So you’ve finally come for me ChestBreach. This time I will be victorious!” the Radio King turned into a giant Cazadore and began attacking the gang. Jerry and Janet began firing their rifles at the king while Cuddles swiped with his claws. Steve just stood around and did nothing. Al fired a rocket missile at the king for some damage, but it wasn’t enough to kill him.

“Dammit, we’re not going to bring him down like this we need bigger firepower!” all of a sudden a small looking Tabby Cat appeared.

“*GASP* Chumpkins, what are ya doing here!” Chumpkins ran into the Radio King and was hit by its stinger causing Chumpkins to die and explode his mini nukes. Al and gang… they barely survived the explosion.

“Alright, that was eventful hahaha, let’s head out,”

Target 7’s location…

Their second to last stop was in the strip the target was located in a room at the Tops casino. The target was at room 228 they opened the door to see the room covered with pony posters and figures all over the place. In front of the room was a skinny looking man with black hair sitting in front of his computer. It was none other than the mod author himself, WingedBrony82!

“Wait the mod author? How can you hate my review for your mod?” the mod author looked furious at Al.

“Because you said I was lazy at the end! Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a mod!? I couldn’t think of anything to do at the end, it’s not my fault that there was no big climatic battle at the end. I worked really hard on that stuff only for you and a bunch of others to call me lazy!”

“Well I mean, you could have tried a bit harder at trying to make the end a little better, hell a fight with a giant ghoul or something or a pony would have been cool,” suggested Al.

“I didn’t have time to model that shit! I had Bronycon to go to! That’s more important than some dumb mod!

“Alright jesus calm down already! I’m sorry I called you lazy stop acting like a bitch, ya nerd,”

“I’m not a nerd! Just because I have glasses and know everything that there is to know about MLP does not make me a nerd!”

“Pretty sure that it does man,”

“Get out of my room, the next episode for season 5 is starting soon!”

“Whatever nerd,” it was time for the final location. Who would Al and gang meet this time?

Target 8’s location…

The final area led them to the same portal they took during the mod review. Al was confused since he had uninstalled the mod after he had finished it. Entering the portal they had arrived in what looked like a royal castle of some kind.

“Ah, good you’re finally here,” The turned to see a giant white pony with wings and a horn with a sun cutie mark on her flank.

“My name is Princess Celestia, co-ruler of the magical land of Equestria, and yes I had downvoted your story,” Al was about to speak up but Celestia raised a hoof to interrupt him.

“The reason for this, is because of the inaccuracy of how you portrayed Equestria and its citizens. Not to mention that you caused quite a bit of chaos while you were here. As such I am going to delete your story from FimFiction and destroy the files on your computer,” Al’s eyes widened at that!

“No wait, let’s no-” Al and gang were teleported back to the Mojave wasteland before he could finish that sentence.

“Not be so hasty, ah dammit all that work for nothing. I mean we only killed two of the eight people we were hunting! This was a total waste of time. I hope no one bothers checking this episode out with how stupid it is. Alright let’s go home and get some Goo Goo bars, maybe some Albert Breach brand Muffins too,”

THE END... AGAIN

Author's Note

So I wrote this just to be an asshole haha. I got the idea from Al's Return of Jerry video with the kid commenting first on the terminal. This was meant to be short and fast paced, since I'm writing this as if it was one of Al's video montages, not as a big story with thousands of pages of backstory. Also, to the guy who made the Axe Man comment I hope you enjoyed the cameo and hopefully not get offended haha. Anyways, this will be the final chapter in this story of AlChestBreach so I hope you've enjoyed reading it.