Nazi Zombie Secret Story: Five

by SCP Pinkamena

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Gore, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Zecora, Human, Nightmare Moon, Spike, Comedy
Length: 2020

A small repinsentation of the map "Five"

Welcome, to Canterlot Castle! Enjoy your stay! Oh, watch out for the dead men coming for you...HAHAHAHA!!
NOTE: For the record I will make this story's' chapters short. For the time being however, the next story will be everyone's, I'm guessing third, favorite map...ASCENSION!
NOTE 2: In the next story will be: Dempsey, Richtofen, Nikolai, Takeo, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack.

Published 2012-06-02 02:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-09 16:55:08 UTC

Prolouge

Prolouge

"I, believe that power is only an object, that it can be controlled, and that it will destroy all those in its way. Now we have to look forward or else we will stay in the old ages." Celestia said as she was sitting at the table. "I said 'We will stay in the old ages!'." She said as she slapped her hand on the table.

"hehehe, halucajat! I missed that!" Zecora said as she took the wheat in her mouth out. She looked over to Spike, who got up and walked over to her.

"Zecora we've been friends for a while, but this parasprite crisis was the last straw! We almost destroyed the town. Now we dragged you here today...

"In good faith!"

"In good faith, to settle this thing." He said returning to his seat.

"O.K. that was a cost, but tell me why is she here!" She said gesturing toward Nightmare Moon. "She lost!"

"As I said before 'The greatest enemy can be a great ally.' Now ladies and gentleman, we have come here to discus-" Celestia was saying as she was interrupted by Nightmare Moon.

"What was that sound?" She said getting up from her seat.

"Its just a storm, Moon sit down." She was going to say something else until a window over in the corner broke and a zombie was visible with a few others and the window kept breaking.

"Oh my night!" Nightmare said as she ran to the other side of the table by that time Spike was up blocking Celestia with his body.

"The castle has been breached, it's not safe." He said as Celestia but his arm down so she could move forward.

"Zombies. The time for firepower is extremely needed to destroy and eradicate all forms of aggression!" She said after looking behind her and hitting a button on the throne and it turned to reveal a wall entirely riddled with weapons. "Everyone lock and load." She said as everyone grabbed a weapon.

"I have a simple solution lets start a revolution!" Zecroa said holding a knife and a revolver.

"Any last words princess?" Spike said.

"Yes Tia, any last words of inspiration for the last fighting force you will ever see?" Nightmare Moon said looking at her.

"In the time of darkness let the light shine, they are the darkness and we are the light." She said as everyone did ,as she said before, locked and loaded.

Major Systems Offline

A voice on the intercom could be heard. "Power level low please turn on power in level 3 of the complex."

"We need to find the power and in the mean time, lets make a blood shower!" The rhyming woman said. Everyone looked around to see the windows breaking, and zombies filling the room. Spike was quick to act first, shooting a zombie and putting a knife in its back.

"Like butter." He commented at his handy work. Zecora was shooting a zombie, one limb at a time, and got close enough to shoot is head. The zombie fell which singled the wave finished, only for the second wave to start. All four took place at a window and began the slaughter.

"You will scream no more!" Nightmare Moon remarked as she killed a zombie, in front of her now was a glowing green light. She walked to the light and a haunting voice came from the sky.

"DOUBLE POINTS!" The voice said after she picked up. Spike looked around confused and said to himself: "Wait...we're keeping score?" The wave soon ended and the third wave began with three or four more zombies. Celestia, even though against her vows to kill, grabbed a shotgun from the wall.

"To reprieve those who were to be honored!" She said as she took the arm off two zombies with one shot. Spike was, like he was before, stabbing zombies with delight until, like Nightmare, saw a green light glowing and quickly picked it up. The haunting voice once again returned to announce what had been picked up.

"INSTA-KILL!" The voice said and everyone smiled but it was Spike who commented.

"With my hand, YOU DIE!" he said stabbing zombies as they all fell over with the slightest bump. Soon after their "fun-fest", the wave ended and wave four began and with a vengeance.

Some zombies started to run now, and managed to knock down Zecora. "Listen to my yelping, I am in need of helping!" She screamed as she hit the floor. Spike was once again quick to act and help her back on her feet. She thanked him and carnage continued. Celestia made her way to the doors that were closed and opened them by giving points. She marched in to the hallway to see the dumbwaiter closed off by CAUTION tape and "Wet Floor" signs. Nightmare Moon looked past her to the outline of the weapon in front of her.

"Small, light weight, and deadly, just like how I was." She said as she reminisced on old memories. She took her small, but deadly gun and shot zombies away for Celestia to get to the dumbwaiter. Celestia paid one thousand points for it and she told everyone to get in. As they all they all piled in Zecora paid two hundred fifty points to start the dumbwaiter. In the meantime as they descend, they hear a faint song in the background. Spike recognized the tune and began to sing.

"If I could save time in a bottle, the first that I'd like to do, is to save everyday 'till eternity passes away just them with you.

"Spike, is now really the best time to sing?" The sun princess asked as the approached their destination.

"Sorry, I like the song." He said blushing a bit as the doors opened. The inner bowls of the castle was filled with all kinds of technology and secrets that should not be seen with living eyes.

"Wow, Tia, what do you do down here?" Nightmare asked as she touched a lever and did nothing.

"We stole this technology from some Germans, but now is not the time to get into detail." She said as the windows in the room were breaking from the zombies.

The Inner (Inner) Bowels

Celestia wasted no time going to a window, and she rid of the zombies in her way. Nightmare Moon was downed and helped by Zecora, Spike was on the lower floor after moving the debris in his way. Celestia noted that a red box was on the floor where Spike was, and in no time, Spike found the box. Spike looked at his old weapon and switched for the Stakeout Shotgun.

"When in doubt: blast them away!" He said as pumped the shotgun and blasted the zombies away. Zecora looked for something to call her own when a a small gun caught her eye, so she went over and picked up the MP5K.

"Such rhythm this gun has and power too, I will make them disappear along with you!" She remarked and shot zombies from the scaffolding she was on. Moon opened another elevator, and called everyone in before hitting the button. The ride down was shorter, but when the doors opened the saw nothing but a wall and a window. Until Celestia turned around and ran towards the door, they realized that both sides open. Celestia made a mad dash to the power switch and threw it. A red light appeared on the platform in front all four of them.

"What is it? I've never seen it before." Nightmare Moon said amazed by the technology.

"It's a teleporter, used only when we need it and now is one of those times." She said running in and appearing somewhere else. The other three did the same, but all ended up somewhere in the building. Zecora was in the room where they started, Celestia was in the inner sanctum, Nightmare was somewhere in the tunnels, and Spike was in the tunnels as well. Smoke zombies started coming from the vents and each one let out a horrible gas. Zecora in the main room was over by the Quick Revive. She paid her points to get the bottle and she regretted.

"The most horrible thing I have ever tasted! That some fish that's gone wasted!" She said smashing the bottle. Spike was finally up to the inner sanctum, went to the Juggernog soda machine. He paid his points being slightly more then Revive, took a sip of its sweetness.

"Oh Rairty, I wish that was you singing." He said with the dreamy look in his eyes. When the round ended, an alarm went off. The computer voice went of as well.

"WARNING: A breach has been detected all personal on high alert!" the computer shouted and a man with goofy looking hair, a white jacket, and a bag walked out of the teleporting light. They wondered where he came from, but before anyone could utter a word, he ran up and took a gun from everyone. Everyone looked shock, for a second, and with there other gun began shooting the man that took there guns. After a small birage later, the man fell dead and there guns back but, he also dropped some other things. Zecora this time made a dash to the items and picked one up at a time.

"MAX AMMO!" The voice yelled but then instead of yelling what the next item was it gave instructions. "Attention zombie shoppers! We're having a firesale! You have until the music stops! All box roles ten dollars! At a location near you, HAHAHAHA!"

The music went and everyone looked for a box. Spike went to the main room, found a box, and rolled and got the HS10, Zecora rolled and got the FAMAS, Celestia rolled and attained the Winters Howl, Nightmare Moon rolled and got the CZ75. All being happy with there weapon, except Nightmare, They went to work destroying the zombies with new weapons. Zecora was shoot the zombies when a small red lever got her attention. She pulled a small buzzer went of and the computer voice came and said, "We are now on Code 2." Zecora decide to find the other switches and when she did the voice came back and said "We are now on Code 5"

An eerie shape came to view in the teleporting light and the all jumped threw. They appeared in the main office, the wall moved and on the other side was the Pack-A-Punch machine. Celestia being the only one with enough points, put the Winters Howl inside, and it came out as the Winters Fury.

"This reminds me of Winter Wrap Up. Oh, how fun it was!" She said as the doors opened to show all the zombies waiting outside. She took aim and fired the Winters Fury. It freezed them and they stopped them dead solid. Most where in ice and fell apart. After a few more waves, their weapons were becoming ineffective. After awhile though, they stopped everything stopped, no more zombies, no more creepy voices, everything fell silent.

"Did we win?" Spike asked the princess but before she could say anything the voice came back.

"Yes, I am afraid you won my little game. You four really put up a fight you know! Well, I have to get back to work, my puppets tell me that eight people are in Russia, at a rocket test station, so I need to get going. Bye bye!" The voice said and everything that the four of them did disappeared the teleporters went blank, the people came back all the windows that were shattered turned back to glass, the perk-a-cola machines disappeared. Everything was normal and Celestia, Zecora, Nightmare Moon, and Spike went back up the elevator and restarted there meeting.

End of Story Tw--

"Richtofen, please, would you pick up Samantha? She needs to come home from school."

"Yes, Maxis. I'll be back in time to see the MDT work. And hopefully kill you as well."

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"

End of Story Two