Life imitating art.

He never understood why Principal Celestial saw it necessary to make her office look like the station in a crime movie or even dare he say it...Comic book? But it seemed all the more fitting given what she had brought him in to speak with him about. Celestia took a seat at her desk with two girls beside her; one was the one Peter had run into earlier, Twilight sparkle, but there was another girl too. On Celestia's right side was a girl with purple hair and a white highlight streak; she wore black dress shorts with a belt, the buckle of the word DISCIPLINE in all silver caps, her pressed black button up shirt with a white bleached tie, and to top it off she had a white arm band with a purple star and two blue lines above it, she also wore a pendent with an equal sigh made from a black moonstone for the top bar and onyx for the lower bar in the round silver medallion.

"I'm not sure if you noticed," Celestia said taking stacks of files from her desk. "There are various transers and new students coming in from all around." She began reading off some of the files; "San Romero high, Yokai academy, Themis Academy, Yasogami High, even BULLWORTH! The list goes on on!" She said stacking the files up on her desk, "and my administrate duty with all these new arrivals is taxing on my work, I cannot be bothered to go around chasing down truants and enforcing our policy or non educational items."

"I wasn't skipping class to read my comics Principal Celestia." He said sheepishly holding the box to his arms, as if he was afraid she would take them and stuff them all in a paper shredder.

"Mr. Turner, I'm sure you're familiar with our school's stance on non educational personal items?"

"I believe I can fill him in on that Principal," The unnamed girl said leaning over her desk and sneering at him smugly. "Any and all personal items that offer little or no relevant educational value including music players, video gaming devices, and NON INTELLECTUAL PUBLICATIONS a.k.a comic books...may not be seen during class time and are not allowed during educational hours." She said slamming her hand down on the desk and shouting, she had an uncanny resemblance to...

"Thank you Ms. Glimmer, but I think you're idea you and Ms. sparkle came to me with earlier was enough."

"What do you mean idea?" Peter said feeling even more frightened having seen the girl's almost insane obsession with rules and order.

"Star and I thought in order to take the stress of the job off, Principal Celestia has authorized a student to student disciplinary...group to be formed." Twilight said adjusting her glasses and holding a signed and notarized document, Starlight took the Paper and read.

"From this day hereafter, All Students with a 3.5 GPA, perfect attendance and no history of discipline, may enlist in the Student to student discipline and behavior control squad."

"That's a mouthful if I ever heard one." Peter replied prompting Starlight smack the desk near his hands with a pointer stick, she just barley missed his fingers.

"It means you'll give me and anyone who wears my approved S.S.D.B.C.S uniforms, respect and obedience when you leave here, you got that?!" She Said eyeing him with a fiery glint in her eyes.

"Yes Starlight," Peter said raising his copy of Rocket Raccoon up like a shield, the fantasy of Rocket himself blasting her in the face (comedicly not violently) with a 10.000 volt high frequency, thermo nuclear, atomic plasma blaster (two hundred shot range model, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time) in his mind as they rode of in escape in Macho Gomez' Space hot rod.

"Enjoy your little kiddie's mags while you can," She leaned in and whispered into his ear. "Because this is just the beginning...Mr. Turner, once I have Principal Celestia wrapped around my little finger, I'll have her sign more documents...Educational and Obedience Decrees if you will, and they'll make sure rule breakers and impudent punks like you know their place." She nibbled on his ear softly, neither Twilight or Celestia took notice of this, it was as if she stopped time. "We're talking getting real physical when it comes to punishments, and plenty of alone time in dentition with the likes of you....little pet....little worm." She hissed in his ear licking his cheek softly. Now a new image ran through his mind, it was the image of Starlight on a desk in the detention hall with a ruler or pointer, or even a whip, ridding crop or paddle in her hands and students of both genders in chains on the walls and handcuffed to the desks, bare backs marked from Starlight's "punishment," ran through Peter's mind; both terrifying him, and strangely enough enticing him.

"Ms. Glimmer?" Celestia said seemingly out of her daze. Has he been informed of the new policy?

"Yes Principal Celestia he has and I don't think once the ranks of my S.S.D.B.S are filled, there will be no more delinquency, minor or major, in this school."

"Reading and sharing comic books isn't an act of delinquency!" Peter shouted getting angry.

"But they encourage them!" Retorted Starlight right back

"Well excuse me Fredric Wertham !" He snapped at the girl in pure rage now. This prompted Starlight to smack him on the crown of his head with Principal Celestia's pointer; the pain was almost blinding the way it cracked down on his skull and stung as the pain surged through his skull.

"OW! OW! OW!...Principal Celestia! She can't possibly be allowed to do that!" He cried tears in his eyes and sobs in his voice. Starlight only smiled, the neither regions of her panties felt like levees about to burst. Starlight Glimmer loved her pets when they cried, she loved them ONLY when they cried.

"Ms. Glimmer, please refrain from use of physical force on my students." Principal Celestia said as if Starlight hit him accidentally.

"Yes principal Celestia," She submissively mumbled softly," until she signs the decree at least," She quickly whispered in Peter's ear.

"Now get back to Class and don't let me see these in your hands or out of class again Mr. Turner." She said cold and uncaring as she returned to the files of transfers on her desk.

As he left Celestia's darkened office, a door to a different one opened up, A soft 'pssst, pssst!' noise coming from inside followed by a navy hand waving him inside. "Vice Principal Luna?" He asked sobbing softly.

"Yes Peter, it's me, come in her for a moment please." She said with a softer and gentle voice that almost seemed to make the pain in his skull recede. Peter entered and placed his long-box on her desk, Vice Principal Luna got out of her chair and held her arms open wide, he understood.

"Thank you." He said softly crying into her light pink sweater as her arms held him close and one patted and rubbed the top of his head lovingly, it was a very...maternal moment for them both. The way Luna gently patted and rubbed his soreness; it was as if she was making it go away with a mother's love and healing touch.

"Please don't be angry with my sister, things have just gotten very stressful with all these new students coming in especially the Crystal Prep ones." Luna said softly as she opened the long boxes lid and browsed through the issues..."can you do a little something for me Peter?"

"Anything Ms. Luna, just name it." As he said this Luna reached into her desk and brought up a pair of blue and red headphones; a Nintendo 3DS XXL, a deck of Pokemon cards in a collector's tin, and a DVD that's cover read The Cinema snob: Rudies, Nudies, and Crudies Vol 1 on it.

"My sister confiscated these from Ms. Vinyl Scratch, little Button Mash, Snips and Snails and a Mr. Caramel Apple, would you be so kind as to have them returned to the owners with a word of caution regarding having them out around her?" She said smiling softly.

"Of course Ms. Luna.'' Peter said his eyes dry and his heart much lighter than it was fifteen minutes ago. He took the items in his bag and gave her a last hug making his way to the office door.

"Oh and Peter?" She asked just as he was about to leave.

"Yes?" he asked turning back around to see Luna holding copies of; Shadowhawk #1, Moon Knight #25, Batman: The Joker's Five Way Revenge, and Neil Gaiman's Sandman #12 in her hands.

"Can I read these for awhile please?" She asked blushing and smiling warmly at him.

"They're yours as long as you want Ms. Luna." Peter said to him smiling back waving goodbye at her.