Power Ponies: Crisis on Infinite Equestria

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful land named Equestria. Equestria was dominated by a certain species called ponies. There were three types of ponies: Earth pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus. The earth ponies, the most hardworking out of the three, always making food with their powerful physical abilities, also do the tougher works around Equestria. They are considered the ones whom you thought of as friendly, welcoming and delighted. Next are the unicorns, ponies gifted with a horn which can produce magic: a powerful source that can affect anything physically, mentally and emotionally. Because of this talented skill, unicorns are mostly elegant, styled, wealthy, and most nobly admired out of the three. Like the Unicorns, Pegasi are also gifted ponies, only with wings that is. They have the ability to fly, something many fillies, colts and even non flying species dreamed to do. The joyous and freedom of flying gave Pegasi the stereotype of arrogance, pride, excitement, happiness... While the earth ponies contribute on land, the Pegasi does the same in the sky, controlling the weather to ensure everypony else is enjoying the day. With these three types of ponies working together to thrive in this world balanced out by harmony and chaos...

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NOPONY SHALL STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES FROM PROCEEDING! NOT EVEN THE POWER PONIES!"

Sigh... There will always be lunatic villains that always wants to take over the world... And in the end, they always fail... Oh and by the way, this villain is called Mane-iac, an earth pony who has these ambitious plots always in Maretropolis, a city that is often under attack by villains like her. Also Maretropolis is a ripoff of Manehattan in reality, which is a counterpart to Manhattan in the human world.

"Not so fast! Mane-iac!" A familiar voice that all civilians will be relieved with once they heard it, as a golden lasso darted out of nowhere (well it came from those two large apartment buildings on Damsteram Avenue to be exact). It quickly blinded Mane-iac's henchponies, then the large circle created by the lasso suddenly shrank to trap the main villain. The latter was pulled over by the lasso with a mighty strength of tug into the air, and once landed back onto the dusty ground, she looked up, only to be caught by the one and only mare who wields the amazing lasso that can grab anything: MISTRESS MARE-VELOUS!

"NO! Grrr Marevelous!" Mane-iac growled as she struggled to break free. "You won't get away with this!" And childishly attempts to slap our heroine with her green hair like thing that's probably mixed with jello made of dirty and unwanted plastic that wasn't even recycled by the broken street in Harlem. What's even more ridiculous, is that she missed her attack by quite a distance as her hair hit a light pole. Marevelous rolled her eyes with this frown directed to Mane-iac meaning stupidity. She pulled the villainous villain up to her nose with her lasso... Just to note: Her lasso is a complete ripoff from Wonder Woman from the human world too.

"What are you talking about? I got this thing off eBake! And it was used from the seller too... Oh darn it..." She let go of Mane-iac, who was finally relieved of not having to touch the dirty ground again, groaned once she got back down. Marevelous put her front hooves up to her mouth, trying to shut herself from saying anymore irrelevant but factual truth about her lasso, because now everypony will simply see her as a scumbag who can't even earn money instead of a hero who constantly saves the day. Marevelous's shame has gotten to the core of her soul, her face became bloody red from embarrassment, until...

"Hey you!" She pointed upwards. "Get back to the plot and stop making me feel worse with your stupid narrating!"

Ugh, somepony just had to kill the moment...

Anyways, she bent down and nose to nose pointed against Mane-iac, who was now angry yet terrified with her sudden ambush. The two opposite poles of North and South have confronted each other at the climax. Does Mane-iac have other plans for future, did she intent for this to happen? Or did Power Ponies save the day once more? Or night in this case. Stay tuned for issue #70 of the Power Ponies!

"A-actually, Mane-iac?" Marevelous began, "I-I've always wanted to tell you this..."

Mane-iac looked up, only to see the Mistress blushing, her body was all over hers, smoothly rubbing and touching her purple hooves and body... Wait hold on, WHEN IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?!

"Woah woah woah wait!" Mane-iac retaliated to Marevelous's strange action, "Don't you try and get dirty tricks off your dirty hooves so that you can get rid of me!"

"No..." Marevelous continued with each sentence being quiter and more disturbing, oh this is bad, THIS IS BAD! "But you're right about one thing, my hooves are going to get dirty with you... This whole trick will get tangled up in my lasso and the scene will be very complicated... And dirty too..." She repeated "dirty" twice. FREAKIN' TWICE! Then took off her red suit, and tied her lasso with her. No no NO! MISS! You're ruining the franchise for kids! The audience is made up of GOD DAMN KIDS!

"Ha! So you are trying to get rid of me!" Mane-iac continued, thank goodness she did not get the idea of what is actually happening. Until Marevelous puts her lips against hers, completely KILLING THE SUSPENSE! MAREVELOUS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

"You're right in a sense... But think it as of making your heart... Mine..." She grasped and hugged the villain tight smooching and kissing her rapidly (something she can actually do "quickly"). Mane-iac for some reason, went maniac and did the same thing back... Oh $&*@!

The two lovers now rolled all over the streets and sidewalks, banging into poles, chairs, mailboxes, and with each other. They did this all up until sunrise... While it did make sense that this is Issue #69, doesn't mean that they literally have to take it... Literally... Sigh... But hey this Issue was "Mare-Velous"!