Power Ponies: Crisis on Infinite Equestria

Applejack and Twilight continued their bickering, while Rarity, Fluttershy and especially Rainbow Dash were bored as hell, therefore Rainbow decided to start things to kill time,

"Hey Rarity, remember when we were sucked into that Power Ponies comic book itself? And it took all of us to defeat Mane-iac and her henchponies?"

"I've had so many important things going on everyday that I don't even have the valuable and personal time for myself to remember." Rarity answered sarcastically.

"Oh, I understand you perfectly Rarity!" Fluttershy agreed, her voice raised from usual. "I always have to deal with ponies everywhere, while I should be taking care of those poor little Angel and bunnies and squirrels at home, and Harry the bear, and the birds, and the fishes in the little stream..." She stopped when she noticed that both the unicorn and the pegasus were staring at her, frowning that she didn't realize what Rarity said was sarcasm. "Oh, okay, I'm sorry..." Her voice died down and backed off like a doormat.

"You do realize that you alone should be enough to take care of them all right?" Rainbow Dash flew up and looked down at the white unicorn, who tried to remember which Power Pony did she go in. It was no other than Radiance, who has the power to wish for anything and everything with her jewels on her suit.

"Oh...“ She finally said, "Well, I'm not interested with these hideous hero costumes that can ruin my splendid reputation in fashion designing!" She wavered her purple and silky mane back.

"Buuuut, since you're so stupid and clumsy, you wished for some teacups and plates which were shattered seconds later in my tornado. You know, you could've wished for something that can forever capture the Mane-iac, or a black hole, or something that kills her, or-"

"Wha-What did you just SAY?!" Rarity's mane is now all shook and messed up like zapped by some electric charged... Umm ball lets just say? She used her horn and levitated the rainbow maned mare down from her flight, back into her seat, and bared her teeth like a Tartarus beast.

Rainbow Dash was beginning to feel guilty of making her friend get upset, because she was selfish this time and put boredom over friendship. In the end however, she didn't give a damn because she knew they will eventually become friends again after this stupid skirmish.

"Didn't you hear me? I said you are stupid and clumsy," Rainbow repeated, then added something that drove Rarity off the charts, "AND petty."

Rarity now lost it completely, she didn't even think of going over why Rainbow Dash insulted her at first place, her veins, muscles, bones and even some random organs began to show out behind her white skin. Her eyes changed color, her white teeth flashed, her horn glowed then died, then blinked rapidly. She spread her hooves wide, ready to ask for a fight.

"It! Is! ON!" Rarity grabbed Rainbow off her throne seat and pinned her onto the ground, cracks were shown in the crystal floor. Rainbow winced, and tried to use her wings and hooves to fly off, but Rarity somehow was far stronger than she ever was in her lifetime. She spat onto Rarity's face, making her cry in disgust as she let go of the naughty pegasus.

"Rainbow Dash, if it wasn't for your nonsensical Zapp abilities. None of us would've had a hard time dealing with that monstrous villain!" Rarity hissed while using her magic to lift the saliva off her face completely. Reminding Rainbow of that time when she created a tornado instead of a lightning bolt and sucked most of her friends into it.

"Oh please, I maybe awesome, but your lame power is far more overpowered than any of us." Rainbow shrugged and flew around the throne room slackingly, before Rarity pulled her hard onto the floor again, making larger cracks. Rainbow winced louder, as her wings were damaged by the force of Rarity's magic slamming her onto the floor.

"HEY! Whaddya do that for?!" Rainbow yelled out to her, "Now I can't fly for freakin' WEEKS!" But Rarity didn't give either, and responded,

"Hmph! That's what you get for making a lady unpleased! Now I have to straighten out those two pieces of hair on my mane..." She then wailed, and cried on the floor, "THIS IS THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"

"Heh, you're right that is, but hey, at least you can straighten them out in five minutes or so while I can't do ANYTHING about my wings and have to sit around and do NOTHING until it's completely healed!" Rainbow Dash lashed out, finally getting upset herself because Rarity knew her friend well just as Rainbow with herself. Now Rainbow is "pega-less".

"And instead of charging towards Mane-iac like the rest of us, you should've stayed back and captured them all already with your petty jewels!"

"And instead of making blunt decisions like selling out our fortunate locations, and also charging towards Mane-iac, you should've used your artless lightning necklace to summon an actual thunderbolt!"

The two argued not far from the throne table, while Twilight and Applejack were just as insane. Twilight now is firing random shots, but not so uncontrolled and towards her friend.

"Applejack, what if Apple Bloom was influenced by something ridiculous like this? How would you feel, huh?!" Twilight asked.

"Ah'm not stupid enough to let her darn read this then, and you're no right in the position to hurt yourself by gettin' yourself in 'tis mess!" Applejack replied angrily, not caring whether she said made sense or not, as long as she got her message out.

"Oh dear, this is bad." Fluttershy crawled next to Spike, who also seemed to be scared of what's going on with their friends.

"*Sigh, and it's all my fault. I shouldn't have brought this topic up and make Twilight go out of control." Spike sat on the floor and put his claws up his face. "I should've known Twilight better as her number one assistant, yet I did something I regretted asking for..."

Fluttershy was about to comfort the poor little dragon, but then quickly adjusted her sight on Pinkie, who joined in the argument of both sides, hopping furiously and throwing balloons.

'Strange, I thought Pinkie shouldn't be arguing, she always cheers anypony up...'

"I LIKE COOKIES! CHOCOLATE CHIP COTTON CANDY MIXED WITH HONEY WAFFLES ARE BETTER! PLASTIC TRUMPETS BEAT BON BON'S SWEET CHEW THING ANYDAY!" She furiously babbled at all her friends who were arguing.

'Or, that.' Fluttershy frowned at the pink pony and sighed.

Meanwhile, Lyra was helping her bestie Sweetie Drops with her new soft candy product in a random slum looking bakery: The Sweety Chews. The quote/motto (yes it was Lyra's crazy idea) was, "You touch it! You buy it! And if you chew it! You will never live without it!". Sweetie Drops rolled her eyes everytime when she saw it, but she couldn't help but smile once it reminded her that it was her best friend who made this up. The two already had few guests trying it out, and all of them favored it, which then enlightened Sweetie Drops, who quickly began making Lyra to help her make more and start an official business.

"Oh these stuffs are soo tasty! I would doubt it if anypony would actually dislike this!" Lyra confidentally said as she turned to Sweetie Drops in request for agreement, "Um, Bon Bon? You with me?"

The turquoise cyan unicorn, now turned into more turquoise and cyan out of fear, once she saw Sweetie Drops's mane turn all red, and a fire surrounding her completely, burning her up. Her eyes instead of cool blue are now like the rest of her body: Lava red. The candies she was making all melted.

"I heard it... That damn familiar voice..." The formerly beige coated earth pony grabbed a large kitchen knife and slammed it onto the table hard. "WHO DARES TO COMPARE PLASTIC JUNK TRUMPETS WITH MY CANDY?!" She steamed through her nose, like the buffalos in Appleloosa and the current Twilight.

"B-B-Bon Bon?" Lyra's voice shrank and was unstable no longer, her hooves were trembling, her eyes are gleaming with fear, her tail was somehow spinning madly and creating a large fan that opened the bakery door, and blew ponies away whoever trespassed the range behind her, including Derpy Hooves who seems to be enjoying her time eating her muffin even when blown away.

"LYRICAL HAMSTER!" Her best friend turned around and shouted at Lyra, who was shot at and can only trembling reply,

"A-actually, my real name is Lyre Lyrics Heart of Hamstrings, but it was shortened to Lyra Heart-"

"SHUT UP! TIME TO TASTE MY FAVORITE FLAVOR! THE SECRET RECIPE: THE BON BOMBS!"

The mare threw a bunch of candies out of nowhere and towards the helpless unicorn who ducked in mercy, and from the air too. While it was evident that the Lyrical pony was done for... Well okay, she saved herself by holding all of the candies with her magic. Lyra finally gave herself some breathing space and a good time to "chew" Sweetie Drops back to her sweet self. When she lifted her head back up, she realized something,

"Wait a second, Bon Bon, did you call these candies Bon "Bombs"?"

The earth pony hesitated around for awhile and tried to remember, "Why yes I have, because they are HOT when they explode!" She smiled proudly, because it was her personal made product, and her favorite of course.

"Oh wait... I think I know where you're getting to..." Bon Bon's face soon became scared and stood there and looking daft.

"Yeah too late, ugh geez, I should've thrown these guys out the window. What a pity." Lyra closed her eyes and shrugged, still holding the candy bombs.

“Well while we're talking, THROW THEM OUT!" Bon Bon became worried as hell and pushed her bestie to save their plots.

"Oh, right. Okay wait, this won't be long" Lyra held the Bon Bombs and was ready to toss them out before they can do any serious-

KABOOM!!

... damage...

"There's no need to worry Spike!" Fluttershy picked the purple drake up and hugged him, "It was just a misunderstanding. I'm sure they will be friends again soon!"

"Soon? As in, how soon? Months?! YEARS?!" Spike panicked with his claws stretched aside.

"Oh it won't be that long! Soon always mean soon!" Fluttershy smiled, then turned her focus onto the rest of her friends arguing heatedly, while Rainbow Dash and Rarity were clashing even furiously than Twilight and Applejack, and of course there's Pinkie Pie arguing about random stuffs, she also grew worried.

"Well, m-maybe not that soon."

Rainbow Dash tried to run away from Rarity and then find a way to stop her rampaging, but Rarity located her easily with her magic. She levitated her up, choking the life out of her. Rainbow knew that psychokinesis magic was stronger than anypony no matter how strong and well built, but she still tried to break free. While doing that, she sought to insult the unicorn,

"Rarity, I never knew you were a cheating daughterofahobo! Why don't you fight me hoof to hoof combat instead? You scared?"

Instead of even slightly becoming convinced, it turned out to be far the opposite. Rarity held Rainbow tighter than before and responded,

"Well, after your displeasing comment about my parents. I will not! An enemy never plays by the rules anyways." She shrugged and gave the pegasus this cold glare that can be seen as hostile.

"Oh no! Rarity just said she's not her friend anymore!" Fluttershy cried with her hooves on her face, Spike rolled his eyes because he knew that Fluttershy isn't the right pony to break this conflict off, they need the one and only: SPIKE THE HERO!

"Rarity!" Spike ran over to the unicorn and wrapped his claws around her hoof, "You gotta snap out of it! That's too far!"

"And what does that do? Let Rainbow run away with her crimes of insulting a lady?!" Rarity retorted angrily.

"But she's one of your best friend! Why are you taking it so far just to hurt her in return?! Friends don't do that to each other!" Spike began to cry, but not as hard as Fluttershy, it was more of a... Masculine cry?

"If you don't come back, Rarity. I don't know where my heart will belong to anymore... Without the beautiful and generous you, I would rather die..." He then whispered to himself, "... than to serve Twilight as her assistant, because it's too much darn work!" Then resumed back to sadness.

Rarity stopped and let go of Rainbow, who was too tired to get back up anyways. Her purple mane touched Spike's purple skin, it overlapped him. She put her left hoof onto Spike, rubbing his head. She then touched his face with her lips and her own face, Spike's heart was ready to explode. Spike was about to kiss Rarity in return, and the unicorn agreed to do so. They were so close now that Rainbow was about to vomit once she got up and only seeing this bull being performed...

She threw Spike and Rainbow Dash out the castle door. The two victims groaned and sighed, not expecting something like this to happen. The fury diamond of the drake has officially been burned by the maniac fashion poser. It was all designed to be a trap.

Fortunately, before Rarity can cause any more harm to the two, two earth pony Royal Guards passed by the Friendship Rainbow Castle, complimenting on how well made the structure is, and completely making the rest of Ponyville look like a dull rock farm for slaves. Rarity suddenly changed from Radiant Rager (yes the combination of Saddle Rager and Radiance) to the generous and beautiful pony that nopony actually bothered to dislike, other than Spike who's eyeballs became heart once he saw the original styled Rarity return. The Guards however were a bit concerned once they saw an injured Rainbow Dash and a helpless Spike on the soil ground near the castle door. Furthermore, they overheard the noise being produced inside the castle itself, much familiar voices...

"Ms. Rarity, is everything alright inside... And outside here." One of the two Guards named Adrenaline Spear asked, his deep voice almost broke Rarity's heart because it sounded so damn lusty to her. She almost fell over but regained consciousness and resumed to answer with the best manner,

"Yes your royal-ness, everything is fine, just a little... Well. Erm, something about Power Ponies we are discussing about, because it really is an, well, issue these days."

"Power Ponies... Ah, I see." The other Guard named Snowy Springs, responded. He then grew excited and started dancing with his front hooves, "The next issue is going to come out soon! I can't waaaa-iiiittttt for it!! By the way, Issue #15 was my favorite."

Everypony including the dragon sighed, even mature stallions who were supposed to work all day defending their country and subjects have time to read something that's way out of their character. Rainbow and Rarity looked at each other, for they realized Twilight was right about those "bronies" that don't look like their fans at all, but they are anyways, which is disgusting.

"This dude..." Adrenaline pointed his light brown hoof towards Snowy Springs, who was still dancing. He spun his head in a circle, his mane flew swiftly and gracefully, which snatched Rarity in awe. She must've really admired this stallion until,

"Issue #47 was way better! Featherbrain!"

Rarity fell over onto Rainbow Dash and Spike. While Rainbow winced and tried to get the unicorn off, Spike rubbed his head onto Rarity's skin, it felt beautiful and refreshing, like silk with orange flavored perfume. Rarity then got back up, and unpleasingly asked Adrenaline Spear,

"Really?! You read those immature, rubbish?! Too?"

"Why yes your loveliness. It is an amazing fine piece classical literature if you ask me." The Guard smiled and bowed, only to be kicked in the face by both Rarity and Snowy Springs from both directions.

"Hey! What did you do that for?!" He demanded from his comrade, but before he can even respond, he punched Snowy in return.

"That's it! Issue #15 was far better than the trash you read! It didn't even feature any of the heroes in the spotlight!" Snowy Springs argued, jumped onto Adrenaline Spear and rolled down the road towards Sugarcube Corner. Rainbow, Rarity and Spike all took a huge gulp and slowly backed into the castle, with Rainbow Dash trying to run away from Rarity though, only to be caught by her magic.

"Don't you think this is all over between the two of us, Rainbow Dash!" She grabbed her rainbow mane and plucked some hair of each color out from it. "Now I can plan my brand new fashion clothing design: The Rainbow Streak Gazzling Spazza!

"Gazzling, Spazza? Those aren't even words are they? And YOU'RE USING ME FOR YOUR FASHION DESIGN?!" Rainbow raised her voice not in anger, but rather in fear because Rarity is always one of those who can outbeat her in... Well a situation like this.

"Yes, indeed! Now shut up before I use your cutie mark as an art design for t shirts and pants!" Rarity threatened, and stepped her hoof onto the poor athletic pegasus, before dragging her across the hard ground with her magic.

"OW! STOP! SPIKE! SOMEPONY! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!" The colorful pegasus feebly screamed before being dragged to Rarity's Botique, unready for the worst torture upcoming yet. Spike flinched in fear and decided to check on Twilight and others, while leaving Rainbow screaming to the top of her lungs when Rarity forced her to wear her least favorite dress.

Meanwhile the two Guards were rolling around, hoof fighting in Sugarcube Corner. Snowy at first seemed to have gained the upper hoof as he purposely let Adrenaline go on top of him and threw him upwards. While in midair, Snowy thought Adrenaline was defend free of his rapid hoof punches, but he was proved wrong once the brown earth pony took out Snowy's favorite Issue #15 in front of him for self defence and threatened to tear it apart so that Snowy can... Well never read it again and will have to find a new copy to replace it, too much work for him already. Snowy however smirked and took out Issue #47 to counter-threat against Adrenaline's hostility, by doing the same thing that Adrenaline did so that he can take advantage of him in midair. Adrenaline instead of obeying to the silver white stallion, took his famous "Sparta Spear Thrust" downwards, hitting Snowy Springs onto the head and pinned him onto the ground, leaving a decently large pit that dragged some other innocent ponies down too.

"#47 was better you idiot!" Adrenaline shot back, "#15 didn't even have a cover to begin with! Besides, their character development was horrible! The villain Anti Alicorn was about to be reformed and then she got killed off in ONE PAGE!"

"Shut the hay up, foul mouth!" The two continued to fight and bite each other's Royal suit off.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! BECAUSE ISSUE #50 WAS BETTER!" Twinkleshine came out of nowhere (from Canterlot for a visit on her friend Lyra actually) and held the two crazy Guards up in the air and tossed them all the way back to Canterlot somehow. Doctor Whooves stepped in and shouted,

"What are you talking about?! Based on my love for science, Issue #45 is the best with the all new super duper projected gamma laser cannon fired against Saddle Rager and she still defeated it! She-" Then Derpy Hooves crashed into the time traveling stallion into the pit and disagreed,

"The first is always the best! Issue #1 had muffins!"

Sooner than anypony actually thought, the whole town began an uproar over which Issue was better. Roseluck and the Spa Ponies went onto the train boarding for Canterlot spread the argument onto the train, which then infected even the upper class unicorns, who unexpectingly also read the series quite intriguingly. Fancy Pants soon waged a war on those who disagreed with him that Masked Matter-Horn was actually a sex toy being hired by the Crystal Mafia for no obvious reason other than being insane. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna looked down hopelessly from their castle to their subjects, and let out a large sigh before they returned to their bed and began their own discussion on solving this matter,

"Sis, this is becoming very outrageous! Is there any sort of magic spell that can just put an end to all of this?" Luna worriedly spoke, her voice louder than usual.

"I may not be certain on that, Luna, but this will have to take awhile to fix." The white alicorn sighed and got off the bed, and walked around. "After all, it's just a silly little comic book that everypony is so worked up about." She then noticed out the window that a huge boulder was launched and somehow with fire magic, it turned into a meteror and exploded into flames.

"Or maybe not..."

"Furthermore, Sis. You felt the tremors of chaos being active in Twilight's Castle, those two Guards you sent to investigate. Where are they now? They should be returning soon." Luna grew worried as ever, for she was never used to the craziness in daylight happening all the time while at night she was enjoying a fine break with her subjects.

"Oh Luna! There is nothing to be scared of, Guards are ponies too, they need some personal times or breaks to fulfill their duty."

"And, and, and!" Luna gasped for air, panicking for life while Celestia only chuckled at her reaction, "What if they are in danger? You need to locate them!"

Celestia can only laugh again at this situation of Luna hugging her hoof and rubbing her face against it, Celestia's stressed everyday, but still managed to handle the stress far better than any ruler in Equestria.

"Oh Luna!" She repeated, "I am sure it will not be that bad! Just give them a little time and it will come to you."

Once she finished that, two unidentified naked objects came crashing through the glass window: One from the window of Celestia, the other from the window of Luna. To the Princesses, it was VERY controversial and ironic, because due to the condition of the two Royal Guards (and the fact that they're lying as if they're down and exhausted), looking as if their clothes were torn by Everfree beasts or from a enormous fight, but the sisters looked at each other in awkwardness, for Snowy Springs continued his debate against his comrade,

"I-issue #15..." He coughed blood and winced at his scars, "... Beats your crappy comic anyday..."

"N-no you fat cheeto puffed fool..." Adrenaline Spear responded, equally as painful as Snowy, "Issue #47 rocks hooves down..."

"What happened to you two?" Celestia walked towards the idiotic Guards who were caught off by a children's franchise, "Why are you two so scarre-"

Before she can finish her question, Luna already teleported in front of their faces, illunimating herself into Nightmare Moon's face, striking blue fear into even the two strong stallions deep down in their treasury hearts. She levitated them up in the air and glared into their poor, tortured eyes and whispered furiously enough to make the Royal Guards need guards to guard them,

"We better not hear thy childish behaviors ever again! Thy duty is to make sure everything is going along planned!" More like everything is making Celestia feel humiliated because this situation is forcing others to see her as a dictator rather than a democratic Princess. The Guards nodded in absolute obligation, tears are trickling down their faces.

"If it wasn't for Celestia who doth this, we would've sent thou to the UNDERWORLD by throwing thou out! Thou HEAR US?!" She hadn't used the Royal Canterlot voice since 84 episodes ago. The Guards were pretty damn scared at least. They nodded again in fear, and behaved like loyal dogs who were kicked everday simply because they were furry.

"Good, we shall not punish thou." Luna resumed her normal voice and turned her head back to the white Princess, "Anways Sister," Her mind was not enough to manage two tasks at once, so she threw her magic away and let her mouth do the work. Celestia noticed that Adrenaline and Snowy were no longer there, and were thrown out by Luna anyways into the air outside their castle, only to be hit by another meteror. She shook her head and let out a quiet sigh, her little sister can be so innocent sometimes.

"Yes Luna? This problem has been very sticky ever since chaos erupted from that train from Ponyville, I'm afraid that this might take awhile."

"Umm, no? Cadance can use her Amor power thing to stop the ruckus, you know, that heart like thing when she casts it out, and then it makes multiples of her targets love each other again."

"Oh... Right..." Celestia facehoofed herself hard, so she summoned a case of lotion cream and wiped her face all over. "Why didn't I think of that...?"

"Well I'm going to send her a message okay?" Luna then closed her eyes, let her horn glow the blue blazing sparks. The horn glazed and shivered the atmosphere, even making Celestia a little blue and sweating cold. The horn emitted a small spherical signal and disappeared without a trace once everything became white, nothing to be seen for few seconds and the light faded, finally returning everything to normal. Luna stood there and felt peaceful as if she just took a bath and put Dove that tingered her all over like Mane-iac when she was struck by her own doomsday device. It was a beautiful accomplishment, and the first one ever done by the Princess of the Moon in daylight.

"Luna, you know you could have just pressed that emergency button over there and it will send out an alarm to all of Equestria." Celestia pointed her hoof towards that giant red button on the wall between the window of Starswirl the Bearded and the window of Tom and Jerry. On it it says: "Emergency button, used when there's an emergency."

"Wait, when was that even made?" Luna asked surpisingly.

"Well, actually. While you were gone, I actually planned of making this emergency button to alert all of Equestria so that whenever there's a danger or threat, everypony will know... And it was finally completed yesterday, after four-hundred seventy years..."

Luna now teleported in front of her sister's face, growling and ready to burst out with magical fireworks. She then teleported all over the castle, scaring other Royal Guards into running into forbidden places. She ran across the outskirts of the castle ten times, surprising her Celestia that her younger sister can be so energetic and athletic. She fired a gigantic lunar beam that froze everypony that's fighting over Power Ponies, shocking the rainbow maned alicorn evern more. Luna teleported back to the the castle, huffing and puffing, grumbling quietly to herself, and sat down exhaustingly. Celestia looked outside, and still can't get over the part that Luna actually was a cold hearted Nightmare that had a soul with nothing but silence.

"Excuse me sir, but I never thought of that." She then turned back to Luna, and walked towards her. She slipped on the smooth oil painted floor, and was down with Luna, she groaned loud enough for anypony to hear for the first time ever.

"I really should fire whoever chose oil to replenish the castle floor... Right, it was Coal Gate." The princess mumbled, then asked her sister as she struggled to get back up, "Anyways Luna, how did you manage to freeze them? I never seen you do something that impressive with your magic before."

Luna suddenly felt motivated enough to get up, and arrogantly brushed off the dust and sweat on herself, she swung her hoof in the air as if she was a role model being snapped by cameras everywhere. Instead she was returned by this awkward glance from her sister, who seemed unimpressed and almost disturbed by Luna's actions. The deep blue alicorn coughed and replied proudly,

"Well yes, this was also my case of emergency when something big comes up. This spell will keep anything still for as long as I want them to be!"

"DUN-DUN-DUN DUN DUN! Cadance is here! Your wish is upon Mi Amore!" A smaller, pink but colorful alicorn gracefully skipped in and twirled once and already collapsed onto the floor. Now both Celestia and Luna are staring at their niece, frowning and rolled their eyes.

"Okay okay, I'm sorry!" Cadence got up to her hooves uneasily, and only to slip again. "Just trying to get my friendly dance move on the spot... You spelled my name wrong, whoever is attempting to narrate us. It's Cadance with an 'a'! Not 'e'."

Fine fine, I'm sorry.

"Yes, I know. The floor this time is oily, I don't understand why didn't Coal Gate ask for the original painting instead of this..." Celestia dropped her head.

"Cadance!" Luna trotted over to the younger princess and picked her up, put her right hoof behind her and pointed her left hoof outside the window, "Are you impressed by my new freezing spell that made Canterlot a divine piece of art?"

"Umm, what spell? All I see right now are ponies fighting over about Power Ponies or something like that when you first sent a message to me."

Luna opened her eyes wide, she ran towards the window. The conflict resumed normally, everypony were still bickering, hoof fighting and throwing meterors at each other. She slowly turned back, only to be met with another stare by Celestia, who raised her left eyebrow.

"I thought you said it's as long as you wanted it to be, that wasn't even ten seconds..."

"Well, I-" Luna stuttered, and switched topics, "W-well anyways! Cadance is here! She knows how to handle the issue!" She pulled the Princess of Love next to her, baring her teeth smiling. Both Celestia and Cadance sighed and shook their heads.

"Oh well, here goes!" Cadance bent her head down and concentrated on her horn. Pink sparks began emitting out but it's not enough to call it off. Then, a giant red heart began forming out as it grew and grew. It finally stopped, and much to Celestia and Luna's surprise, their jaws dropped and did not breathe a single breath. The giant heart was large enough to cover the a third of Canterlot itself. Cadance levitated the heart outside of the castle, slowly as it goes, it landed perfectly onto the crowd that's fighting the most. Everypony stopped and looked up, wondering what the heck that giant red thing actually is. Soon, the heart burst and splattered into millions of tiny hearts that's the size of an average pony's heart. Each of the hearts flew into each of the ponies, and within seconds, all of the ponies stopped what they're doing, and dropped their weapons, that includes the last meteror just being launched by Derpy because she was in the middle of doing so.

"Wow, what was I thinking?" Fancy Pants looked down and put flinched back when he saw a club right in front of him, he thought he was the one who used it to beat little fillies and his friends. Others noticed the weapons and the injuries on other ponies' faces, and soon felt guilty as well.

"Gee, I guess I'm sorry for my ruthlessness, it's just a comic book after all!" Lemon Hearts apologized, while not aware that she was still holding a stallion with her magic, she accidentally threw him away out of Canterlot and into the wild mountains.

"I'm sorry."

"Yea, I'm sorry too."

"Sorry!"

The ponies apologized to one another and helped each other out, rebuilding the city by afternoon. The sun shined on the three Princesses, who were looking at the holy object without blinking at all, they finally sat down and caught their breath, finally solving the issue even though the sisters didn't even do much about it.

"Wait hold on, what about Ponyville?" Luna panicked again, only to be stopped by Cadance as she put her right hoof softly onto Luna's chest.

"Don't worry, my magical heart created enough hearts to go to Ponyville as well. I was aware that it was Ponyville that can start this ruckus." She then turned around and frowned, "And it just had to be Twilight..."

Celestia then raised her white body up, she walked over to Cadence, and kissed her forehead.

"You have done well, my niece. If it weren't for you, nopony would've solved this issue."

"Thank you aunty!" The pink alicorn hugged Celestia, who can only chuckle and smile, "It was my duty and honor to stand by you!"

"And now, you may return to Crystal Empire as you wish. My Guards will escort you out to the train station."

"Wait, you took your sweet time on the train while you could've just teleported here?" Luna interrupted and stared into Cadance, who facehoofed herself just like her aunt.

"Right, I forgot. Now Shining's gonna kill me for using those bits on these expensive train tickets!"

"That's okay, you can still teleport back home. Just tell him that you bought something for me because we haven't seen each other for so long." Celestia adviced.

"Sure! But before I can leave..." Cadance suddenly got this sinister smile which intimidated Celestia and Luna was on full guard, ready to spring into action anytime.

"Can I get a chocolate pretzel please? I never had one since we met for the first time!" She pleaded on the ground, almost crying for those cheap desserts that one can by in a run down bakery by the corner. Celestia frowned and sighed,

"Fine, but we're running out of them because of you." Celestia remembered that she forgot to buy those chocolate pretzels for years since she met Cadance. She nevertheless pulled a chocalate pretzel over and Cadance suddenly leaped like a harbor seal and caught the fish while it was still in the air. Celestia rolled her eyes and turner her head away to prevent herself witnessing how her niece munches on the pretzel on the floor.

"Om-nom-nom-nom-nom! Mmm! This is delicious!" Cadance finished her meal without cleaning her mouth, because she wants to leave the delicious crumbs there for her to smell and taste one at a time.

"Okay! I'm done! Adios!" POOF went the Princess of Love.

Luna furiously leapt onto her sister, and demanded for more chocolate pretzels, but Celestia can only tell her the truth that Cadance ate the last one. Enraged and hungry, Luna set off a long time quest in search of the seven Chocolate Pretzels. By taking the train that is to Crystal Empire so that she can get revenge on Cadence first.

"Why didn't she just teleport...?" Celestia shook her head and walked back to her bed.