My Little Pony Randomness is Magic 2 Clopfic Edition

by Prince Harmony

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Alternate Universe, Romance, Slice of Life, Crossover, Human
Length: 2893

A mass of short story clopfics. A mass of my random ideas

This is a mass of my random clopfics i write in my spare time. Its a nsfw follow up to my My Little Pony Randomness is Magic Series. Now enjoy

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These have all sorts of kinks so i will give a heads up to them in my author notes. Thank you.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-21 20:00:02 UTC

New Nightmare Night Fun

In these more modern times, the popular festival of Nightmare Night was slightly changed to accommodate the current structure of pony society. The essence remains the same – colts and fillies wearing costumes, collecting candy from their neighbors and participating in various activities together. However, mares at home usually provide attending colts(and the odd insistent filly) with fresh, warm cum, straight from the tap, only giving out candy once they are too drained to continue. This opens up colts to the varieties and nuances of flavor in mare semen – though the doors of Sugarcube Corner are always the first to be swarmed, with the owner Mrs. Cake and baker extraordinaire Pinkie Pie having both endless amounts of candy and very sweet cum that is highly sought by attending children.

Princess Luna also rehearses her yearly appearance as Nightmare Moon, with the help of the local zebra alchemist Zecora, to both terrorize and entertain the young audiences. The so-called ‘Evil Enchantress’ also distributes potions throughout town before the festival, which multiplied female cum production to help them cope with the demands of the night, not only for the door-to-door ejaculation but also for specific festival needs, such as the bobbing-for-apples game, which had semen instead of water. Though the Princess of the Night is the proud owner of the second-largest penis in all of Equestria, eclipsed only by her sister, her Nightmare Moon form’s virility is legendary, rivaling Princess Celestia herself. The warm, pungent musk alone can be felt from her statue in the outskirts of Everfree Forest all the way to Ponyville, giving fillies tiny erections and making colts go weak in the knees This brought about the narrative that it wasn’t her mouth she was going to use to gobble up innocent little ponies – to great effect.

And yet, once all little ponies have fled back to town to play, one little colt always remained. The towering Nightmare Moon asked if little Pipsqueak wasn’t afraid of being gobbled up by her immense member – and he responded that yes, of course he was. But that maybe it would be worth it – if it meant he could spend time with his favorite Princess.

Though claiming ownership over a vast group of Night Guard batpony stallions, each of whom wears his moon-emblazoned buttplug proudly, Princess Luna never really enjoyed the sort of close relationship many mares had with their assigned males. Pipsqueak’s words touch her deeply, and she made a decision. No longer would she be alone, while every other mare in this new Equestria loved and was loved in return. She would prove that the darkness of night could be warm and comforting – and so she adopted little Pip, who had been orphaned during the Usurpation, on the spot, and found what she had been missing for much of her life.

Such a sudden decision – which filled the little colt with glee – had it’s obstacles, of course. Though now part of royalty and faced with the prospect of living with his favorite Princess as a favored son, Pipsqueak was still reluctant to abandon his many friends in Ponyville for the high-rises of Canterlot. The Princess(who also had little experience in being a mother) understood, and allowed him to remain in Ponyville, though she would always descend upon him on nights when she had free time, and he always took the train to Canterlot at least once a week. She also moved him out of the Ponyville orphanage and gave him his own cottage. To care for her son and live with him in her absence, Luna also posted a permanent, rotating escort of her Night Guard mares to watch over him and tend to his needs. She also struggled with more mechanical problems – even with her normal form’s penis being much more reasonable-sized than Nightmare Moon’s little-pony-gobbler, it would still be years before Pip was big enough to bond with her anally – a powerful, lasting bond that mothers and sons usually formed the day they received their cutie marks. She therefore decided that little Pip would be made ready for when that day came, making sure he had ample access to all the latest toys and training programs to accommodate big mares. When they were together, she especially enjoyed the practice of ’gobbling up his backside’, using her tongue, in a parody of the old Nightmare Moon legends. His anus was also offered as a prize for exceptional service among her Night Guard females, who constantly tried to outdo one another for the privilege of penetrating their Princess’ son’s notoriously tight, well-trained and irresistible backside.

After that, every Nightmare Night for the new addition to the royal family was less of a party and a holiday, and more of a hot, sticky family reunion. After he and his friends had had their fun, he always returned to the statue in the woods, where his mother awaited, in her darker form, and asked him the same question she asked that very first night, and he would answer in the same way. After that, formality was thrown aside in favor of intimacy, which was also shared with Zecora. The zebra, who was credited with having first introduced Pipsqueak to Princess Luna, became a friend of the family and had privileged access to little Pip’s anus and samples of Nightmare’s Moon’s cum, a powerful ingredient for her potions. In addition, Pipsqueak, the only male to ever drink freely from Nightmare Moon’s semen, eventually found his unique diet to be the cause of curious side-effects, including enhanced senses, increased personal magnetism and charisma and even a latent talent for magic, something which was rare enough among earth ponies as it is. His bond with Princess Luna, and how both their lives were greatly improved by their union, quickly gained notoriety thanks to the popular magazine ‘Lil’ Colts’, which publicized their story(with royal permission of course), eventually using it as a shining example of the virtues of the new Equestrian order.”

The Aftershow Fun

It was the end of a long set on a Saturday night at the club and Vinyl had been dancing and spinning records into the late hours of the night. Vinyl was at her best, working the crowd and working up a sweat, as she loved performing for a crowd. As the night came to a close and ponies started to shuffle their way out of the dance hall, Vinyl rested on the edge of the stage with a bottle of water, greeting fans, posing for pictures and signing autographs for them. As that crowd thinned out, a second group of ponies began to form behind them. The second group of ponies she knew well and Vinyl waved to them. Vinyl begin to fidget in her seat a little bit, blushing hotly as the first wave of fans were on their way and she was surrounded by this second, new wave of pony fans.

This group she chatted with as a number of them as the hall was cleared out and the doors were locked. This group she was with was a trusted group of close friends, roadies and superfans that she’d come to know and trust. It seemed every venue she’d travel to there was a group of ponies like this, and she was always looking to increase the number of ’special fans’ she would entertain. Vinyl Shuffled uncomfortably as the growing horsecock she had in her pants she’d kept confined all night long was becoming very excited. Once she and the girls were alone they began to kiss her, and pulled off their clothes as well as hers, lying Vinyl onto her back. As ponies took turns caressing her body, licking her pussy and sucking on her nipples they took turns kissing her and stroking her body. Vinyl usually got so hot and worked up after these shows, her entire body trembled, no BURNED with sexual desire….

Vinyl loved being gangbanged by a group of herms after her shows. She tried to keep a lid on it, but it seemed as time went on more and more of them would join her after her shows. As Vinyl lie there for a few blissful moments, every inch of her body being caressed and loved simultaneously it was only a matter of time before she would be surrounded by a sea of hard, trembling cocks and breasts all waiting their turn, and she would NOT disappoint. One of her fans stroked Vinyl’s cock slowly. Vinyl bit her lower lip and shuddered with pleasure as she shaft of her cock, now free of its cottony confines was free to expand and grow to its fullest. Vinyl had a long cock and when hard bobbed above her breasts in the air, pulsing with every excited heartbeat. Vinyl was always a wild one but now, surrounded by herm ponies, she spread her thighs and with a cock in each hand, and another flopped across her forehead the lovemaking began. The ponies would always start a bit slower with her to warm her up but would soon be in a fervor of near sexual frenzy as they would change positions.

An overly excited mare blasted the side of her face as she blew another pony, yet another two came across her belly and breasts as her longtime friend Octavia called out her name dumping massive load of cum into her pussy. Vinyl, over time, had become stretched out, her gaping pussy spread wide open for the crowd as Octavia pulled out, proudly displaying the load of cum she’d deposited. Occasionaly ponies would stroke her cock, and help her cum, but oftentimes they would place it between Vinyl’s breasts, the motion of her having sex would essentially make vinyl titfuck herself in the process. Vinyl was given very little time to rest as this kicked off the crowd’s lust and soon she was in full swing servicing as many herms as she could simultaneously. The crowd eagerly took turns, fucking her tits, mouth, pussy, ass at the same time. The girls would help her change positions as time progressed.

Vinyl lost track of time as she serviced her herm fans. How many she wasn’t sure. It was hard keep track when one moment your vision was clear, the next she was blindsided by a mare that couldn’t wait and hit her nearly in the eye as she blew others. Vinyl was filled with so many cocks that would either blast across her snow white fur or into her, each hole was filled as quickly as it was vacated, leaving more whipped and frothy spunk to be used as lube . As the crowd thinned they surrounded and came onto her as she lie on her back one last time, taking selfies and pictures with their cellphones as cum dumpster Vinyl Scratch smiled, somewhat dazed with the number of orgasms she had had. Vinyl looked up weakly as one of the herms gave her a handjob, As it blasted across her own face, she closed her eyes just in time, avoiding being blinded by her own load of cum. The crowd clapped and cheered in delight. A few kissed her in apology after the fact though they did love watching her very much. Vinyl had had many orgasms while the ponies were having sex with her, oftentimes doubling and tripling up, massive orgasms rocking her to her very core, unable to cry out for long before sucking on more cock. As she lie there, twitching from being so overly stimulated one last pony, using both her hands opened up her gaping pussy one more time, teasing Vinyl’s clit.

As Vinyl lie there, helpelss to resist, she shook her head and cried out as one last massive orgasm rocked her trembling body, vinyl’s pussy relaxed and what seemed like gallons of spunk blasted out of her vagina in a thick stream, and leaving quite the puddle on the floor. Vinyl gritted her teeth and sat up a bit, her body trembling more, her multitude of orgasms and sex ’aftershocks’ keeping her dazed in a state of complete sexual bliss. Vinyl lay back on the stage, her entire body covered in semen. Her fans propped her up a bit and would kiss and continue to caress her body, until she calmed down.

Vinyl knew it was a matter of time until they helped her to a shower and helped her clean up. There would be more sex before the night was through, but she was always grateful to her fans…ALL of them, and she was sure to leave none of them wanting by the time they parted ways for the night. Vinyl panted as her cock flopped in between her breasts, still semi hard but still overly sensitive from the blizzard of orgasms she’d just experienced. Or this night at least, since she knew it was only a matter of time before the next show.

The Royals and The Slut

After having been utterly defeated by Princess Cadence and Shining armor Chrysalis retreated to the high mountains to lick her wounds and regroup her forces. After a time she felt something intensely strong. It was love, but this level of intensity and type of love she’d never felt before, nothing like it, in fact, in all the time she’d been around. She set out by herself to investigate.

Through some effort she managed to track down the intensity of the love to Canterlot castle. As she flew around in disguise she was able to determine the source. She could sense Luna and Celestia in the same location. If she could reach that love it could greatly boost her to unknown heights in power, perhaps even MORE So than her last encounter.

Boldly Chrysalis flew in the window and discarded her disguise. "So puny ponies, it is I, the all powerful HOLY SHIT!!! Chrysalis stood there, slack jawed, gawking atht he three off them, princess Celestia railing poor Trixie hard. Luna’s hips bucked as she blew a huge load into Trixie’s mouth. Trixie spilled some and continued to suck on Luna’s cock, putting on a bit of a show for Chrysalis. Celestia gripped Trixie’s hips and rolled her eyes.

"Geez Chrysalis are you going to stare at us or are you going to get your ass over here and join us?" Chryalis was flabbergasted. She was expecting some sort of conflict, up to a full out battle royale. Trixie blushed and looked at the three of them, still in shock she walked over.

Before She could say anything Trixie began stroking her inner thigh and kisses Chrysalis’ stomach, while stroking Luna’s cock and continuing to ride Celestia. Guided seemingly by instinct, Chrysalis’ resistance began to melt and she became more and more excited but suddenly regained her composure.

"Just exactly what makes you think can tempt the queen of the changelings!? Do you think you can…" Trixie reaches for Chrysalis’ butt and draws her closer, kissing her stomach. "Just shut up and give me that cock of yours. You can feel the love can’t you? I can give you all you need Chrysalis. I love the princesses with all of my heart, I want to share that with you too."

Chrysalis could indeed feel the intensity of their love and almost without asking a giant green cock pushed forth from her loins along with a nice low hanging pair of testicles. Trixie licked her enormous flared cockhead and moments later Chrysalis was filling her mouth with cum. Luna began poking Trixie’s cheek from the other side needing more attention. Trixie resumed moving her hips more and more for Celestia to help her as well.

After untold hours of passion the three of them collapsed on Celestia’s bedding cuddling in the afterglow. The action was intense and left Chrysalis with a lot of questions. She had gained more love than she would have on the wedding night of the newlyweds. The feeling was euphoric, almost narcotic.

"You’re going to join us tomorrow, right Chrysalis?" Smiled Trixie. Chrysalis blinked and nodded yes slowly. She clearly was not one to be at a loss for words or to lose herself in feelings. "Y-you’ll do this again?" "At least twice a day." Beamed Celestia. "We’ve got to keep her fed and she LOVES alicorn cum. She’s my newest student, but she’s got a lot of training to do. She’s only recently been able to stretch her ’princess hole’ big enough to take us in like this. "

"Oh, nearly forgot, sorry Trixie." Celestia nods and Trixie’s cock reappears. "We love her to have it, she’s finish off too quickly if we had these session like this with her if she had her cock during those sessions. You’re free to join us for these if you like, we’ve been hoping you’d join us."

"To tell you the truth, this was incredible, I felt love that I’d never felt before and I’d never cum so hard before. Yes, I’ll join you three. This is even BETTER than I could have hoped! We’ll make a princess of you yet Trixie!"

Trixie smiles and giggles, every orifice packed full of their seed. She lie on the floor still rocking with aftershock orgasms as she kissed them.