Just another day?

by Sky

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Colgate, Alternate Universe, Human, Doctor Whooves, Fluttershy, Derpy Hooves, Crossover
Length: 1481

When a man steps throujh his bathroom door he finds himself in the Everfree forest.

When Jeremy is "enjoying" another (once again) alone breakfast, he gets up to go to the bathroom. Some how, when he steps through the door he winds up in the... Everfree forest? He must find the only pony that can help him.
This is my first story, AND im doing it from my phone LoL, but ya so I may not make chapters very long.

Published 2012-05-24 12:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-24 12:54:02 UTC

There no possible way!

Jeremy was sitting on his fathers old couch eating cereal. His eyes were almost literally glued to the television screen. He pulled the spoon up to his mouth. *CRUNCH* "OW GOD D-" He covered his mouth. He looked up worringly. "pheew" he thought to him self. He pulled up the spoon again to look at it. It was empty of any cereal, he looked down at his bowl, besides blood that was dripping from his mouth it was empty. He got up and started towards the bathroom. He opened the door and walked in. he shut the door behind himself. He squinted because it was to bright. "smells fresher in here then usual..." He was still blinded by the bright colors. He reached for his sink. "what?" He started waving his hand for the sink. He couldnt find it. He stretched out his hands trying to reach for the walls, nothing was there. "is this some kind of prank, guys?" He started to worry. "hello?" His voice echoed, he heard tree branches crack and then birds flapping their wings. His vision finally cleared. He knew where he was. "b- but how?" He couldn't accept that he was in Equestria. He started thinking of all the stuff he wanted to do here ever since he became a brony. A GIGANTIC smile swept across his face. He started walking along the gravel trail. Then reality struck. "how is this even possible?" "the show is practically 2D" he tried to stop thinking about it and just try to enjoy it, even if it was a dream, he was happy that its so vivid. He heard a VERY familiar voice as if he had been searching for it. It was soft, like you could fall asleep listening to it. "okay, be sure to stay off that leg" she said. Jeremy started to walk faster. He slowed down and peeked over a bush. He saw a bright yellow pegasus with a bright pink mane. He ducked down before she saw him. "uh, hello? Is anypony there?" She asked. He started to shake, as if he was about to ask someone out. He stood up and turned toward the pegasus. "Fl-" he tried to say her name but was cut short by a loud scream "EEEEE!" She screamed and started running away. He got so excited and happy, too excited. He fell to his knees and then fell over. He fainted.

He woke up in a laying position, his head was held up by a small stack of books, "ugh" he pushed the books out from under his head. He popped his kneck the laid his head back down. He heard two voices talking in another room. "Where did you find it, Fluttershy?" "I was in the Everfree forest taking care of animals, when that thing came out of nowhere" Fluttershy replied "And it just fainted? You didn't use the stare?" "no Twilight! I swear! I will never use it again!" They trotted in to the room. "it doesn't look like any animal I've ever taken care of" Fluttershy squeaked. "Actually I'm human, not an animal or an it." "EEEP! IT TALKS!" Fluttershy dived into a pile of books. "Um, excuse me 'human', where are you from?" "I'm from a planet called Earth" Jeremy replied "you live on a planet named dirt?" The door burst open before Jeremy could say anything "herro radies arnd genter human!" The brown stallion had a black box in his mouth. It was beeping and buzzing annoyingly he spit it out onto the floor. "so, how did you get here, and how are you here? I mean its physically impossible for you to be here!" He blabbed unstoppably. "i walked through my bathroom door?" "that doesn't make any sence! Thats not possible! You shouldn't be exist-" he stopped mid sentence and looked down at the screen on the black box. He picked it up and pointed it at jeremy. "hord shill, ant dornt moob" he blabbed. "wha? Why?" Jeremy asked him. "JURST RISSEN TO ME!" the box got louder, and louder. Then it let out a loud DING! "jurst as ah-" he dropped the box. "suspected" he finished. "what?" "now I see why you arent, well non-existent, follow me to the TARDIS" the stallion told Jeremy. He started trotting towards the door with Jeremy following.

They got to the, police box? But half of it looked realistic and the other half looked as if it were made in the show. "take a look inside" The stallion pushed open the door with his hoof. "woooaah" "ya, ya, ya bigger on the inside. Can you come over her and step on this?" Jeremy walked over almost tripping on his own feet while gazing at the impossible architecture of the police box. "okay now put this on your head, okay?" "uhhh, okay? Whats it fo-" the stallions hoof flipped a switch on what looked like the main panel for something. His body felt as if it was being swept on the inside. He got goosebumps and it was over before he knew it. "What was that for then?" Jeremy asked "IT was a scanner scanning you to give me a better picture of why you havent faded into non-existance, but im going to need more help, DITZY!" clanging and pounds came from behind a doorway. The doors swang open and a grey pegasus flew out "Doctor! Why didnt you tell me we had guests!? I would've made muffins! Oh my Celestia! Hes a human like y-" he put his hoof in her mouth. "yes, Ditzy, and I need you to get Colgate for me okay?" She nodded with his hoof in her mouth. And then flew out of the TARDIS. "she should be back in a few minutes unless she flies the wrong way again! Hehehehe" "ya, haha? And um whats with her eyes?" "oh, well I dont know, I just kinda found her like that" "well what is your cutie mark mean any way?" "wait, wait how would a human know of these things?" Jeremy looked at him "well, this, well 'place' is kinda like a show on our planet, its called My little pony" "Whuat?!" The stallion looked at Jeremy with a quizzical look "that, w- it doesnt..." He started blabbering again. "uh, Doctor?" A blue mare asked. "I'll make muffins!" Ditzy flew into the doors again. "uhm, what is that?" The blue mare pointed at Jeremy. "well that, Colgate, is the result of a ripped time vortex, kind of like how I got here" "wait, what is your name?" Jeremy pointed at the stallion. "im The Doctor, simply The Doctor" "oh, kay?" Jeremy was just getting more, and more confused. Jeremy looked at Colgate, he caught her staring at him and she snapped her head away. "what is your name?" The Doctor asked "Jeremy" "nice to meet you Jeremy, I hope you dont like meat because youre going to be here a while" The Doctor said "muffins are done!" The voice echoed through the TARDIS" "what am I supposed to do? Because, well you know im gonna be here a while" Jeremy asked. The Doctor leaned over and whispered to Colgate. "you could make friends?" Colgate said "ya, right. Do you see the difference between me and him?" Jeremy pointed at the doctor. "well actually..." The doctor said "thats why you arent fading into the plain of non- existence" Colgate finished. "what is?..." Jeremy was starting to get scared."youre going to go through changes. Thats why you havent disappeared into nothing. But we can send you back after a while!" The doctor said. "the TARDIS is kind of an example of whats to come, except if we can get it up and running before it happens then you can get sent back to your universe! Colgate said exitedly. Jeremy turned right and saw Ditzy hold a cookie pan with muffins on it. She, what looked like, smiled at him. "um, thanks?" He took one, and bit off a peice. It was like a whole new experience, or was it? Did his taste buds change? He didnt care, he didnt want to care. "delicious" he said while looking at Ditzy. "well Jeremy, you should probably hit the hay" The Doctor said. "ya, but um where?" Jeremy asked. "in the back, through that door" he pointed his hoof at a door. "oh, okay" he started walking towards the door.

Ditzy had her own bed, it was just a regular bed but it had what looked like a muffin stitching on the blanket. He krept out of the room. He cracked open the door just enough to hear Colgate and The Doctor talking. "i really hope that we dont have to see it happen" "ya, I know what you mean, Colgate" "we just need to fix the TARDIS in time"...