The Zombie slayerby Element ReadingChaptersChapter 1: The hell they called EarthChapter 2: The reason he was chosen.Chapter 3: Now for something badassChapter 4: Time for some romance (you can skip this if you want, but it will leave a few questions)Chapter 5: The final chapterChapter 1: The hell they called EarthIn the Crystal empire of Equestria. Princess Celestia and Luna were visiting Shining Armor and Cadence. They were walking down a long hallway talking, "it's nice to see you two again," said Luna. Cadence replied, "yes it is aunty," Shining Armor asked," where is Twily and her friends?" Celestia replied," they are not coming this time, because what we are about to do is to dangerous for them." Shining dipped his head a little bit and responded, "I understand." They approached a giant door which the guards outside opened, it was a very bright, almost empty room of the castle. But there was one thing in the room, a white pedestal which had a very old scroll on top of it. Celestia walked over to the pedestal and said, "scroll let us use your power to channel the planet Earth and the humans." After she said that the scroll lit up. Cadence asked her, "what are humans?" Celestia replied, "they are hairless monkeys that can't use magic nor can they fly, but rely on technology." Shining Armor asked her another question, "well if they don't use magic and can't fly, how do they live?" Celestia calmly replies, "because they are far further in science and technology then we can ever imagine, they have devices that allow them to talk in one part of their world to the other side with no hassle or paper. They have motor vehicles that can let them fly with out wings, but they are not ready for us to go to their world, so that is why I only meet, him." Luna whispers under her breath, "not this story again." Celestia turned around, faced Luna, and says in an annoyed tone, "well, if you don't wanna hear the story, I won't talk about it." Luna simply yelled, "HUZZAH!" Shining Armor and Cadence just watched the kerfuffle go on and on while trying to not get in the middle of it. After a few minutes of dead silence, Celestia broke it by saying, "time to get to business." Celestia turned to the scroll and unrolled with her magic. She started to read the scroll, "The power of alicorn magic let open thy gate to the realm of humanity. let it open to a powerful warrior who will help us in this time of need, OPEN!!!" And with that a loud boom was heard, little bolts of lightning sparked up, then a blinding white light covered the room making the group shut their eyes. After a minute they slowly opened their eyes and gazed at the portal right in the back of the room. They all looked at it in amazement, after a minute of silence Luna said, "we're losing day light, lets go!" Cadence replied to Luna, "I haven't seen you ready for an adventure this much in all the time I have known you." Luna blushed a bit. They got in front of the portal, Cadence asked Celestia, "what is it like on the other side?" Celestia replied, "they have buildings that touch the sky, they have been to space without magic, and most of all, their cities are very nice. It is a beautiful land." Cadence and Shining Armor smiled at that, then they entered the portal. They exited the portal and were shocked at the difference between what Celestia said, and what they were seeing. They were in the middle of a big city that was abandoned and in ruin. There were cars totaled, dried blood stained the ground, damaged buildings surrounded them, newspapers littered the ground, and the smell of death and destruction filled their noses making them cringe. Celestia said, "this isn't what I saw 4 years ago." Shining Armor picked up a newspaper that was next to him with his magic. His eyes widened and he said in a quivering tone, "r-read this, it will s-s-shock you." They looked at the paper, it read in bold letters, "THE DEAD COME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!" Luna asked, "how is that possible, they are fiction." Cadence was getting a little scared, Cadence spoke in a kinda nervous tone, "I saw something move up there, look." She pointed down the road and the others looked at it. What they saw was something on two legs, and coming closer to them at a slow pace, Celestia shouted to it, "HELLO, WE ARE PEACEFUL, PLEASE, WE NEED YOUR HELP!" As it came closer they saw it was dragging an axe with it's right arm and missing the left arm? Luna's eyes widened at what was in front of them. She said, "Tia, Shining, Cadence I think we just made a mistake," just as she said that 20 more of those things started to show up behind the first one. The monsters started to run towards them as Luna yells out, " ZOMBIES!" Shining Armor unsheathed his sword ready to attack while Celestia asked Luna, "why do you say they're zombies and not lucky humans." Luna replies, " since I have returned from the moon I have watched all the new horror films and these things look like walking corpses! Also the paper said the dead walk." Celestia just stared at her sister for a second and said, "we need to get through the portal back to our world, NOW," as soon as she said that the axe zombie was about to slash Shining Armor. But before it could strike they heard a loud boom and the zombie fell dead.... again. Shining Armor asked the others, "what was that?" The princesses shrugged and were about to run when something broke through a window in an old building and landed in front of them. It was all black and had what looked like a big metal thing with a lighter on the front (you all can guess what that is, can't you) it stood up on it's two legs and held the weapon, it was easily 6 ft tall and with his two hands it pointed the weapon at the wave of dead and yelled out, "COME AND GET SOME YOU LITTLE BITCHES!!!!!" Just as he says that fire spouted from the front of the weapon and cooked the zombies one by one. The group was stunned at him and what is happening in front of them, Celestia asked in a quivering tone, "is h-he laughing?" Luna replied, "I think he is." After a few seconds the flames stopped and there were only charred bodies and the being. It turned around and faced the group it had what looked like a welders mask covering his face with a smile cut into it, it wore a leather jacket with spikes coming out his shoulders, it was covered in dried blood. The pants were black with stained blood on them like with the jacket, it had boots on that had a spike coming out of the tips, they were tan in color, when you get past the blood. It hooked the metal thing to its side, it reached up to its welding mask and lifted it up, its face was white with one brown eye, a nose, a mouth, and ears. It also had a golden brown mane? It was short and very messy, the eye was what they were looking at the most because it was bloodshot, and the fact he only had ONE of them, the left eye was covered by an eye patch. The creature walked over to them, Shining had his sword ready, it stopped just 10 feet away from them and said in a very masculine tone, "your all lucky to be alive, what that white horse did almost f**king killed you ALL!" They were shocked that it spoke in their language, but Celestia told the creature, "we are not horses, we are ponies, and what do you mean I almost killed us human?" The human replies, "okay so you're ponies, and those zombies are attracted to sound, your lucky there were only 20. Last time I said anything that loud over a hundred zombies showed up, oh ya your welcome." Luna asked the man, "what is your name?" The man replied, "my name, Leon Piper, but call me Leon." Shining Armor sheathed his sword while Cadence asked Leon, "where are the other humans?" Leon dipped his head and told her, "they're all dead, I have been all around this once great nation for three years now and I haven't seen any other living being, from what I have seen, I am the last living human. " Cadence said, " I'm sorry to hear that," a tear rolled off her check, Shining Armor put his hoof around her. Leon asked them, "so what are your names and why are you here?" Celestia replied, "my name is princess Celestia, this is princess Luna," she pointed to her sister who waved at him. "This is Shining Armor and princess Cadence," he looked at them for a second and asked, "are you two married?" Shining Armor responded with, " yes we are," Leon asked again, "isn't she too hot for you?" Cadence snickered at that comment while Luna fell over laughing her a*s off. Shining Armor replied, "yes, yes she is." Celestia interjected, "the reason we are here is because we your need help, I opened this portal so we could ask the pony which it chose to save us." Leon just looked at her for a sec and said, "so I'm the one it chose?" Celestia nodded, Shining Armor asked the Leon, "what is that thing that threw out the fire?" Leon replied, "I will tell you," he took out his pistol and shot it at Shining Armor, he felt the trail of the bullet less than 1 millimeter from his head and a second later they heard, "braargh," Leon just smiled and said, "when we go through the portal and away from these jacka**es I'll tell you." They nodded and headed through the portal, but Shining Armor was still a little frazzled at how close the bullet was to his head. Author's Note This is my first story so please, constructive criticism is welcomed here and no hate messages because I will just ban them. Please tell me any mistakes I made, the future chapters will be better. My little pony friendship is magic is copyright of Hasbro inc, please don't file copy right. Chapter 2: The reason he was chosen.They exited the portal in the big room. Leon was astonished to see something not destroyed, Cadence opened the door and the guards in the hallway saw Leon and charged him. Leon acted on his acquired traits and kicked one of the guards cracking his skull and the other guard he grabbed him by the neck. He lifted the guard in the air and said, "you DON'T charge ME!" The guard nodded at the giant being. Luna yelled in the royal voice, "YOU TWO STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL MAKE YOU STOP IT." The guard nodded while Leon looked at her and said,"hmm, nice shout, I can respect you for that." Luna blushed a little and the guards stopped fighting Leon. Cadence said, " I think it's time for lunch, what do you all think?" Leon's eyes widened and yelled, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!" They all just stared at Leon for a minute. Shining Armor asked, "why did you yell it like that?" Leon cleared his throat and said, "because my good sir, I haven't eaten anything in two days. And what I did eat was a cold can of beans." Luna asked him, "do you eat vegetables, or meat?" Leon responded with, "I am an omnivore, I eat both plants and meat, but I lean more towards a carnivore life style." Luna was satisfied by that answer. They started to head to the dining hall, Leon was looking at the ceiling, floor, and the walls in amazement at it's beauty. Celestia asked him, "did you know anypony by the name of Edward Hugon?" Leon replied with, "ya I knew him for a few months. Sadly he was surrounded by a horde of zombies, so he used his suicide grenades and killed 50 of them, ever since then I have always had two suicide grenades. Why do you ask?" Luna bumped him and said, "he was her coltfriend." Leon's eyes went wide and said, "I didn't know." Celestia cleared her throat and said, "no need to be apologetic, I needed to know and you told me so, thank you." Leon could tell she was holding back a tear, but he put it on the back burner of his mind. They came in front of another giant door, Leon asked them, "what is with you damn ponies and your big a*s doors?" They all snickered at his comment, although Luna looked at him and shrugged. The door opened to a big table that had a lot of food, there was meat, vegies, desserts including cake which Celestia was eye balling. Leon yelled out, "THE CAKE IS FUCKING MINE!!" Celestia said, "no it's no- HEY!!" Leon bolted to the cake Celestia started to charge to the cake too. Shining Armor said, "should we stop this?" Cadence and Luna both said, "NO!" Ten minutes later Leon and Celestia were laying side by side next to what was left of the cake, Leon said, "well, it was okay, I hate mint, but love chocolate." Celestia said, "ugh, to full." Luna was snickering at what happened, Shining Armor was shocked that anypony could take on Celestia with eating cake. Leon said, "when do we eat, that cake was only 5 ft tall." They all dropped their mouths that he was still hungry, Luna said, "you are still hungry, how?" Leon replied, "I haven't ate in TWO, f**king, days, BRING ON THE FOOOOOOOOD!" They jumped back a few feet from the sonic boom that is his voice. Cadence said, " bring out the um, what do you humans eat?" Leon said, "remember, plants and meat, but I prefer meat." Cadence repeated with, "bring out the meat." When she said that a cart with a big, mouth watering turkey, Leon stared at it for a minute letting out some drool and said, "that is the most BEAUTIFUL thing I have ever seen." As he said that he opened his mouth and swallowed it whole. Yes whole, and it was easily 3 feet long and a foot tall. They all stared for a second until Celestia said, "how did you do that? humans can't do that, can they?" Leon started to shed a single tear and said, "I-I-I can't t-talk about it." Shining Armor said, "why are you crying?" Leon yelled out, "I DON'T WANT TO F**KING TALK ABOUT IT, what they did." He fell to the ground and started to cry up a storm. Cadence was about to say something, but Leon pulled out one of his death boxes and pointed it to his head, "I can't do this anymore." Just as he said that he pulled the trigger, but there was no boom. He tried it again and again for about five more times, then he said, "what the f**k is happening?!" Luna said, "over here." He looked and she was holding the clip with her magic. She said, "when I saw you take your weapon out I teleported the clip out because I thought you were going to shoot us." Leon said, "what they did, I, I can't take the memories anymore." Celestia said, "if it is okay with you I would like to look at those memories, because I am wanting to know what was so horrible." Leon said, "sure, ha ha, what the hell." Celestia and Luna walked over to him, Celestia lit up her horn and they were in his mind. Celestia and Luna were standing in a pitch black room, they started to see a memory, it was a baby. Not just any baby, but him and it went to another memory and another and another until the memories started to flow like a river. There were ones of other kids, his parents, and all his pets. They saw him from the first memory to when he made 17 years, then the memories just stopped at his parents, Celestia asked, "what happened, I didn't stop that?" Then they saw Leon manifest in front of them and said, "I miss them so much, they barely made one month in the apocalypse. These next memories are real b***hes, you will know why I am the way I am in a second." He disappeared leaving the princesses to watch, they were seeing his life, sanity, family, and his friends die in less than a year. Then they saw him getting knocked out and being taken to a remote facility where they experimented on him, making him into something they couldn't explain. He escaped and she saw him, her past boyfriend getting swarmed and then blowing up. Luna was frozen in shock at what kind of hell he went through, Celestia was crying until they got to the moment they met, he just got to the third story of a building. It had holes all along the floor, Leon crouched at the window and said, "okay, I hope nothing happens. I know it's not but lets hope." Suddenly a blue portal like the one in Equestria formed, he aimed his sniper riffle at it. After a second out came four ponies, I shouldn't have to introduce them. He quietly said, "what the f**k? A-a-are those ponies, well how did get here, what do they have in mind. I better aim at the one in armor. Is he looking at a newspaper, okay they didn't know these zombies, if they leave the portal I will charge it an-" "HELLO, WE ARE PEACEFUL, PLEASE, WE NEED YOUR HELP!" Leon face palmed, "w-why, just, just why would they do that?" He looked and saw one of the zombies coming towards them, one of them shouted, "ZOMBIES!" Leon thought, "okay this is starting to get weird, though I have killed Bumbles the world eater, so I guess I have seen weirder. Now should I let these ponies die, kill the undead, and run through the portal? Ya no, I guess I will help them, though if there isn't any meat then I'm out." He shot his sniper riffle and you all know what happened next. They left his mind. They were surprised by this. Celestia and Luna both were just staring at him, Luna said, "I-I-I unders-stand you, all that was-s-s, horrible, what they did and what you lost, I'm sorry." Leon just nodded, Shining Armor asked, "are you two alright?" Celestia replied, "yes we are." Shining Armor also asked them," what happened in there?" Celestia replied, "you remember your uncle's death and how it felt?" Shining Armor replied, "yes I do, what about it?" Luna said, "feel all that and times it by one hundred percent and you will have one minute of his life." Cadence said, "is this true Leon?" He said, "yes it is." He lifted up his head and looked at the cart of food that is just now rolling in. He yelled, "FOOD," his mood changed from depressed to happy. Leon jumped about two yards and landed on the cart, Luna asked, "what the buck just happened?" Author's Note I am sorry if you had trouble following it, this is to show you how messed up he is. Thank you for reading this if you enjoyed then leave a like and maybe check out some of my other stories. If you see anything then please tell me in the comments below. Chapter 3: Now for something badassAfter Leon ate most of the food, but leaving the salads for the princess's. Luna asked him, "do you like to party?" Leon looked at her and said, "I love to party." Just as he says that he stands up and air humps twice. They all lost it. Leon sits back down and says, "god I am beat, got a place to crash?" Cadence replied, "yes there is, we have one guest room left." Leon replied, "thank god." They were walking down more hallways trying to get to Leon's room, Leon asked, "is there any kind of small favor I can do? Like killing off a bandit party, or finishing a war for you?" Celestia said, "you don't need to kill anypony.... yet." She smiled after saying that. Leon said, "I think that is the first time I have seen you smile in my two hours of being here." Cadence said, "she is a nice pony and very good ruler, well with Luna that is." Luna blushed a little bit, Leon asked, "so, what is the problem that required you all to go through a dimensional gate?" Luna said, "we recently received a letter from an old enemy, King Sombra, he said that an new army of dead is coming for us and he is leading them." Leon stopped in place for a second and said, "did you say he was LEADING them?!" Luna replied, "y-yes I did." Leon was in shock. Shining armor asked him, "whats the problem Leon?" Leon replied, "zombies can't be controlled, believe me, we have tried a lot, they will kill you all if they aren't stopped now, have you lost communication or received strange messages from any of your soldiers Shining Armor?" He said, "no I haven't, but we think we found where Sombra is hiding them." Leon said, "we should attack right no- oh is that my room?" Shining Armor said, "yes it is, now we should talk about the plan of- wait where is he?" They heard the door close and Leon was gone. Luna said, "um, we shouldn't disturb him." Cadence asked, "why?" Celestia replied, "because he is drained and we saw what happened to the last thing that woke him. It was bloody and horrifying." They all slowly, but quietly walked away. Leon shouted, "ALL YOU BASTARDS SHALL DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" As he said that they heard screaming and flames. They ran as fast as they could and opened the door to Leon burning changelings as they flew through the window into his room. There must of have been fifty of them littered everywhere, some dead, others begging for him to finish them. This continued for about ten something minutes until his flamethrower stopped. He was standing there eating, yes eating, a burnt changeling, he said, "what, I have ate my own people, this is no big deal." The princesses were in shock, Shining Armor asked, "why did you eat your own people?" Leon tore out the changeling's heart and in one bite ate it, he calmly replied, "those were people who killed themselves around me, and when you are starving and the only way to survive is to eat them, you will be surprised how long it takes to turn to cannibalism. Now get out of my room, I now have something I am used to sleeping on." Cadence also asked, "this is a stupid question to ask, but what are you used to sleeping on?" He replied, "charred bodies, if your quick enough you can still feel the heat." That was the last thing needed to be said, Shining Armor ran to the window and threw up. Leon snickered a bit, Celestia said, "what is so funny?" Leon replied, "the fact his stomach is so weak and he is a soldier, now time for nap nap, bye." with that he fell on a pile of the well done Changelings (lol) and immediately fell asleep. Celestia quietly said, "we should go." With that they left him to rest, Luna said, "I wonder what he is dreaming?" Celestia replied, "absolutely not, who knows what he is dreaming about and he doesn't know you can enter his dreams, he might hurt you." Luna dipped her head and said, "okay Tia." 3 hours later: Celestia, Cadence, and Luna were in the throne room talking with Shining Armor about what to do. Until Leon kicked the down the big door, he said, "your doors are cool, but they need a lot of support." Luna snickered a bit, while Shining Armor asked, "so what is the best way to contain the zombies? And that will cost a lot to fix." Leon stared at him and said, "you don't contain them, you destroy them all, if one and I mean ONE zombie gets away then you are all dead. Now where are they located Shining Armor?" He responded with, "they are in the mountains just behind the Crystal Empire, which we are in if you didn't already know." Leon looked out a window to his right and said, "if we are going to battle them on a mountain then the best way to do it is to use long range weapons, like bows, canons, or for my people, a nuke." Celestia asked, "what is a nuke?" Leon dipped his head down and said, "it is the weapon that my people created that also destroyed them, it's a bomb that can destroy everything in the explosion, leaving nothing left. The range of this weapon is about three of these kingdoms all around each other. All that would be left of the ponies would be black smudges, I hate that weapon, but it is very powerful and it so happens that I got one back on Earth. Hey I got an idea!" Celestia interjected, "there will be no bombs here, we don't want to have anypony killed here." Leon just said, "fine, but it would be a cool explosion." After 5 hours of talking and eating: It's was about 7 pm when they finished, Celestia said, "Luna it's time to raise the moon." Luna replied, "alright, blugh, I need to eat less chocolate though." After she said that both their horns lit up, Leon looked out of the window and saw the sun set and the moon rise. He was astonished, he said, "wow, that is the second most cool thing I have seen today." Luna asked him, "what was the first?" He replied, "being teleported to a magical world of colorful ponies, heh heh." Cadence said, "well Leon, you have my permission to explore the castle to your heart's desire, Shining and I are going to bed." Leon said, "thanks Cadence, and Shining you have to do something." Shining Armor asked, "yes Leon?" Leon repositioned himself and said, "do her good." They went into a deep red blush and just left leaving Celestia and Luna with Leon. Celestia asked Leon, " why did you tell him to do her good?" Luna and Leon snickered a bit, Leon said, "it is simple, I wanted to f**k with them a bit and I say I did a damn good job at it." He got up, put his hands on his sides, and looked up with a smile, like a super hero does. Luna said, "I do that to them quite often myself." Leon asked, "really?" She nodded, Celestia said, "well I am headed to bed as well good night you two." They both said simultaneously, "good night." With that they were alone. Author's Note I just wanna say that high school and being homeschooled sucks. Line 16 of this story was a mistake by the site, I didn't put that much space between those words. Chapter 4: Time for some romance (you can skip this if you want, but it will leave a few questions)Leon and Luna were taking a walk to her room, Leon said, "I can't believe you took one of her playcolt magazines and put it in Celestia's throne in front of Twilight and her friends." He was still laughing, Luna said, "this is my room Leon, I had fun and you are a funny person, I wish you a good night." Leon replied, "I will and this is pretty much the first time I have laughed in 3 years, thank you for that." She nodded, entered her room, and closed the door. Leon said out loud, "boy I need a drink." He started to look for a bar in the palace. After an hour of looking he finally said, "I give up, I am headed to bed." He headed to his room. When he closed the door he noticed that the changeling bodies were gone, he just shrugged it off, but he did notice his window was big enough for him to fit through. He said, "maybe I could get on the roof, I always did love stargazing." He opened it and climbed out, he almost fell, but he swung to the side of the window. He climbed up to the top of the castle. Although when he got near he could hear Shining Armor and Cadence doing it, he said quietly, "he's taking the skin bulb to tuna town, lucky bastard." He continued his climb, he was pretty much at the top, he thought good enough, he laid down and started stared up at the stars. He looked out for about 30 minutes, until he noticed something flying towards the castle, he said, "what the hell?" His pistol was at the ready until he saw that it was Luna, he put the weapon down and laid back down. Luna stopped right in front of him and was hovering, her wings were beautiful, Luna asked him, "what are you doing up here Leon?" He replied, "I should ask you the same question?" She said, "you have a point, I was flying in the night, I always love doing that, now you answer my question." He replied, "okay, I wanted to look out at the beautiful night sky, ever since the zombies started to take over I always looked up and it calmed me down, now I just do it because I like it." She laid down next to him and they started to talk again. 1 hour later: Luna was laughing from one of Leon's jokes, she said, "I can't believe you'd say that." He chuckled to his own joke as well. Leon said, " I still can't believe you can enter ponies dreams, that, that is cool!" She looked at him with a deep blush, he was about to say something, but Luna went in for the kiss, her lips met his. After a minute Luna took her lips off his and saw his wide eye and the look of what the f**k. All Leon could say was, "a-a-I- wow." She looked down and said, "I wanted to try and see if you like me so I thoug-" He kissed her. After a minute of passionate kissing Leon dove back and said, "I do have feelings, I have felt love before, but never like this." They made out for at least thirty minutes before Leon asked, "do you want to go to your room?" She asked, "why not your room?" He replied, "well it still has the smell of burnt corpses and you didn't spent three years on a dead planet." She replied with, "yes lets go to my room." The next morning: Leon woke up with a feeling he haven't felt before, safety. He looked down and saw Luna sleeping on his rock hard abs, he thought, "I wonder what her mane feels like?" He put his right hand on her head and brushed it, it felt like, like, ugh, well like nothing he nor I can describe, but he liked it. He kissed her on the head and she started to wake up, he said, "morning sleepy head, time for you to lower the moon." Her horn lit up and it went down, at the same time the sun came up. She used her magic to close the window and pull down the blinds, she said, "I don't want to leave yet, this feels so nice." He simply smiled and they closed their eyes to savor it. Leon was thinking, "oh my f**king god, I just did it multiple times with an alicorn princess, I think I am falling in love with her." After about thirty minutes they heard a knock and it sounded like Shining Armor saying, "princess, we haven't seen Leon since last night, have you seen him?" Luna replied, "nope! haven't seen him." They started to kiss again, Shining asked, "well the chefs have made your favorite for breakfast, chocolate chip waffles." Leon said, "keep them warm for us!" Shining Armors eyes widened. Shining replied, "oh, sorry you two." His faced blushed more red than a nude fat man on the beach with no sunscreen, he quickly galloped away leaving the two alone. Luna said, "we need a bath." He replied in a cool voice, "oh ya, just let me get some cloths on." 1 good scrubbing later: Leon and Luna entered the dining hall where Shining Armor, Cadence, and Celestia were talking. Cadence asked, "so how did you two sleep?" She winked at them, Leon answered, "it was the best night of my life, and how did you two sleep." He also winked. They sat down and ate nice giant waffles with whipped cream, strawberries, and syrup on top of it, Luna asked, "what time will you and Shining attack the fort?" Leon answered, "well about an hour from now." Celestia leaned over to him and whispered in his ear in a stern voice, "if you break her heart I will break your neck." Leon looked at her and nodded. Leon asked Luna, "after breakfast wanna get a quick drink, I can't find the bar?" Luna replied, "sure, it took me awhile to find it myself." Leon got up and said, "excuse me for a second." He walked to the door and closed it, but then the princesses heard Leon saying, "YES YES YES, I AM GREAT YES, SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES, WHOOO." Luna blushed at that, Leon came back in and sat back down. Author's Note The only reason I didn't put a mature rating and skipped the sex is because my Mom said no. Teen years suck, just saying. Chapter 5: The final chapterThey were positioned in front of the palace, Shining Armor was in front the princesses, and Leon was making out with Luna, Shining Armor was in his classic purple armor, Leon dressed as he always was. Shining Armor said, "Leon ready to teleport?" Leon leaned out of the kiss and said, "Luna, I love you." She replied, "I love you too, but promise me you will come back, please." Leon held her tight and said, "I promise Luna, I will come back." She smiled at that and let him out of her magic grip. He walked next to Shining Armor and nodded, his horn glowed and they were gone. In the mountains: Leon and Shining reappeared in front of a small base with about ten royal guards in it, Leon stumbled, fell on his knees, and threw up a bit, Shining said, "oh sorry should of warned you, heh." Leon looked at him and said, "I will never teleport again, ugh." He got up and said, "listen guards, me and Shining here will be heading into the base, the reason your all here is if one of them tries to escape you kill it, but you are just a precaution." They saluted and went back to their posts, Leon said, "Shining, if you are really going with me then you will need this." He pulled out a shotgun from his back pack along with a strap with more shells for it. Leon told him, "you point the front of the gun at the head and pull the trigger, that simple." He held it to Shining who took it and said, "thanks." Leon nodded, they started to make their way to the base. About thirty minutes later they got to it, it was in the crevass of four different mountains, there was easily a hundred zombies in and around the base, Leon said, "watch this." Leon took out a fog horn and flipped his welding mask down, he activated the horns and all the zombies flooded towards him, he unhooked his flamethrower and yelled out, "THIS, IS, EQUESTRIA!" He started to spray fire everywhere and one by one the zombies fell. After a minute all the zombies were down except three, Leon's flamethrower ran out so he dropped it and took out his knifes and sliced the heads off the zombies faster than the flash would, another modification to him. Shining Armor slid down while Leon reloaded his flamethrower with another black can of airisol. He said, "those f**ker's take lot of fire, but it's still fun." Shining said, "lets go in." Leon nodded and they entered the base. It was pretty small, all there was were three rooms and one big one, the small ones had nothing special in them, but the final on Leon and Shining Armor knew he was in it. Leon said, "one, two, THREE!" And they punched through the door, it was a long and wide room with you guessed it another portal at the end of it. Leon said, "on the walls, there are enough explosives to destroy this whole base." Shining Armor said, "our plan was to destroy this place, those could be beneficial." Leon replied, "I think I can set the timers on them to about five minutes, just long enough to get out, got my back?" He nodded back at Leon, Leon started to set the timer when they heard, "ha ha, it was very foolish coming here, I am impressed that you managed to take out my army, but it's not good enough." In front of our protagonists King Sombra formed. He was laughing maniacally at them, Leon said, "well well, I thought you'd show up, well you can't stop us because I have already armed the bombs, five minutes." He was smiling at Sombra, but Sombra smiled back at him and said, "oh how will little old Shining survive on Earth, he'd die day one." After he said that his horn glowed and shot a beam of black magic at Shining and he flew through the portal while his helmet fell on the ground, Leon shouted, "NO, SHINING! I WILL HANG YOU BY YOUR OWN INTESTINES!" He whipped out his flamethrower and burnt King Sombra alive. But he wasn't phased, instead he disappeared and reappeared behind Leon. He stabbed Leon with his horn and knocked him down, although the new wound healed right back up, Sombra asked, "how?" Leon turned around and his eyes turned dark red and as quick as lightning he pounced on him and beat the s**t out of Sombra. He was in to much pain to do anything, Leon kicked him up and grabbed his neck, Sombra said, "h-how are you s-so powerful, human-s-s aren't that eght powerful." Leon looked in his eyes and said, "they transformed me into something that will kill you." After he said that king Sombra's neck snapped and his limp body fell to the ground. Leon's eyes returned to normal, he said out loud, "oh no, I have to get Shining, he won't be able to survive out there!" Leon ran towards the portal and jumped though, but just as he jumped through just as the C4 blew up destroying the portal and leaving them on what's left of Earth. The guards on the mountain saw the explosion and ran towards it to see if they made it out alive. But all they found was Shining Armor's helmet and the burnt body of Sombra. Crystal Empire: Celestia, Luna, and Cadence just heard the news that Leon and Shining Armor we're dead. Luna was sitting in the bar drinking, Cadence was crying into her pillow, and Celestia is walking down the hallways thinking, "wow Leon and Shining are dead, I should go check on Luna and Cadence, but which first. I will go to Luna first because she might drink a bit to much, she's done that before." She made it to the bar and saw Luna talking with the bar tender, there were to many empty bottles of beer for her to be drinking. She walked over to her and said, "Luna? You alright?" She looked over with a very sad and drunk face and said, "I miss Leon, so much." Right after she said that she hiccuped, it was adorable. Celestia and Luna talked for about ten minutes when Cadence walked in and sat down next to them with a tear stained face and said, "one beer." The bar tender asked her, "what kind of beer princess?" She replied, "your strongest beer." He nodded and got her some Apple family hard cider. Celestia thought, "hmm, two ponies to help at the same time, that saves me time to cry later." Earth: Leon was waking up, he groaned out, "ugh, I that was a very weird dream, it was- ergh nice, I need to cut down on the booze." He looked over and saw Shining Armor laying there, there were no bad wounds, but he looked unconscious. Leon looked around and they were in one of his camps, Leon went over and shook Shining while saying, "get up, get up, GET THE F**K UP!" Shining Armor sat straight up and was hyperventilating, he asked, "what's going on?" Leon replied, "I think you got shot through the portal, I remember it all now, I killed Sombra and knowing you'd die here I dove through the portal." He replied, "why did you think I would die?" Leon snickered a bit and said, "because you don't know s**t about how to survive here, there is a lot more then just killing the undead. We are in my world now." Shining asked, "is the portal still open?" Leon dipped his head and said, "it would of been destroyed by the explosion, I'm sorry, but we are stuck here. Probably forever." Shining replied, "no, C-C-Cadence!" Leon looked at the base more closely, he looked at a small shed that was hidden in the bushes. His eyes widened and he walked over to it and opened it, he pulled out what looked like a pickup truck with a bunch of spikes on the front, a machine gun in the truck bed, and it's engine looked good. He opened the truck and turned the keys that were in it, the truck started up and Leon yelled, "THIS JUST GAVE US A CHANCE TO LIVE!" Shining Armor asked , "what is that Leon?" Leon replied, "I'll tell you when we get on the road, I think I know where I hid some food." Shining Armor got into the bed of the truck and held the gun with his magic. They drove off into the rising sun to survive the apocalypse. Author's Note Well what do you all think? if there are any mistakes please tell me in the comments, it would really help my writing. Oh if you all want to see a sequel please give this story 25 likes, we can do it! Thank you for reading and have a nice day or night.
Chapter 1: The hell they called EarthIn the Crystal empire of Equestria. Princess Celestia and Luna were visiting Shining Armor and Cadence. They were walking down a long hallway talking, "it's nice to see you two again," said Luna. Cadence replied, "yes it is aunty," Shining Armor asked," where is Twily and her friends?" Celestia replied," they are not coming this time, because what we are about to do is to dangerous for them." Shining dipped his head a little bit and responded, "I understand." They approached a giant door which the guards outside opened, it was a very bright, almost empty room of the castle. But there was one thing in the room, a white pedestal which had a very old scroll on top of it. Celestia walked over to the pedestal and said, "scroll let us use your power to channel the planet Earth and the humans." After she said that the scroll lit up. Cadence asked her, "what are humans?" Celestia replied, "they are hairless monkeys that can't use magic nor can they fly, but rely on technology." Shining Armor asked her another question, "well if they don't use magic and can't fly, how do they live?" Celestia calmly replies, "because they are far further in science and technology then we can ever imagine, they have devices that allow them to talk in one part of their world to the other side with no hassle or paper. They have motor vehicles that can let them fly with out wings, but they are not ready for us to go to their world, so that is why I only meet, him." Luna whispers under her breath, "not this story again." Celestia turned around, faced Luna, and says in an annoyed tone, "well, if you don't wanna hear the story, I won't talk about it." Luna simply yelled, "HUZZAH!" Shining Armor and Cadence just watched the kerfuffle go on and on while trying to not get in the middle of it. After a few minutes of dead silence, Celestia broke it by saying, "time to get to business." Celestia turned to the scroll and unrolled with her magic. She started to read the scroll, "The power of alicorn magic let open thy gate to the realm of humanity. let it open to a powerful warrior who will help us in this time of need, OPEN!!!" And with that a loud boom was heard, little bolts of lightning sparked up, then a blinding white light covered the room making the group shut their eyes. After a minute they slowly opened their eyes and gazed at the portal right in the back of the room. They all looked at it in amazement, after a minute of silence Luna said, "we're losing day light, lets go!" Cadence replied to Luna, "I haven't seen you ready for an adventure this much in all the time I have known you." Luna blushed a bit. They got in front of the portal, Cadence asked Celestia, "what is it like on the other side?" Celestia replied, "they have buildings that touch the sky, they have been to space without magic, and most of all, their cities are very nice. It is a beautiful land." Cadence and Shining Armor smiled at that, then they entered the portal. They exited the portal and were shocked at the difference between what Celestia said, and what they were seeing. They were in the middle of a big city that was abandoned and in ruin. There were cars totaled, dried blood stained the ground, damaged buildings surrounded them, newspapers littered the ground, and the smell of death and destruction filled their noses making them cringe. Celestia said, "this isn't what I saw 4 years ago." Shining Armor picked up a newspaper that was next to him with his magic. His eyes widened and he said in a quivering tone, "r-read this, it will s-s-shock you." They looked at the paper, it read in bold letters, "THE DEAD COME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!" Luna asked, "how is that possible, they are fiction." Cadence was getting a little scared, Cadence spoke in a kinda nervous tone, "I saw something move up there, look." She pointed down the road and the others looked at it. What they saw was something on two legs, and coming closer to them at a slow pace, Celestia shouted to it, "HELLO, WE ARE PEACEFUL, PLEASE, WE NEED YOUR HELP!" As it came closer they saw it was dragging an axe with it's right arm and missing the left arm? Luna's eyes widened at what was in front of them. She said, "Tia, Shining, Cadence I think we just made a mistake," just as she said that 20 more of those things started to show up behind the first one. The monsters started to run towards them as Luna yells out, " ZOMBIES!" Shining Armor unsheathed his sword ready to attack while Celestia asked Luna, "why do you say they're zombies and not lucky humans." Luna replies, " since I have returned from the moon I have watched all the new horror films and these things look like walking corpses! Also the paper said the dead walk." Celestia just stared at her sister for a second and said, "we need to get through the portal back to our world, NOW," as soon as she said that the axe zombie was about to slash Shining Armor. But before it could strike they heard a loud boom and the zombie fell dead.... again. Shining Armor asked the others, "what was that?" The princesses shrugged and were about to run when something broke through a window in an old building and landed in front of them. It was all black and had what looked like a big metal thing with a lighter on the front (you all can guess what that is, can't you) it stood up on it's two legs and held the weapon, it was easily 6 ft tall and with his two hands it pointed the weapon at the wave of dead and yelled out, "COME AND GET SOME YOU LITTLE BITCHES!!!!!" Just as he says that fire spouted from the front of the weapon and cooked the zombies one by one. The group was stunned at him and what is happening in front of them, Celestia asked in a quivering tone, "is h-he laughing?" Luna replied, "I think he is." After a few seconds the flames stopped and there were only charred bodies and the being. It turned around and faced the group it had what looked like a welders mask covering his face with a smile cut into it, it wore a leather jacket with spikes coming out his shoulders, it was covered in dried blood. The pants were black with stained blood on them like with the jacket, it had boots on that had a spike coming out of the tips, they were tan in color, when you get past the blood. It hooked the metal thing to its side, it reached up to its welding mask and lifted it up, its face was white with one brown eye, a nose, a mouth, and ears. It also had a golden brown mane? It was short and very messy, the eye was what they were looking at the most because it was bloodshot, and the fact he only had ONE of them, the left eye was covered by an eye patch. The creature walked over to them, Shining had his sword ready, it stopped just 10 feet away from them and said in a very masculine tone, "your all lucky to be alive, what that white horse did almost f**king killed you ALL!" They were shocked that it spoke in their language, but Celestia told the creature, "we are not horses, we are ponies, and what do you mean I almost killed us human?" The human replies, "okay so you're ponies, and those zombies are attracted to sound, your lucky there were only 20. Last time I said anything that loud over a hundred zombies showed up, oh ya your welcome." Luna asked the man, "what is your name?" The man replied, "my name, Leon Piper, but call me Leon." Shining Armor sheathed his sword while Cadence asked Leon, "where are the other humans?" Leon dipped his head and told her, "they're all dead, I have been all around this once great nation for three years now and I haven't seen any other living being, from what I have seen, I am the last living human. " Cadence said, " I'm sorry to hear that," a tear rolled off her check, Shining Armor put his hoof around her. Leon asked them, "so what are your names and why are you here?" Celestia replied, "my name is princess Celestia, this is princess Luna," she pointed to her sister who waved at him. "This is Shining Armor and princess Cadence," he looked at them for a second and asked, "are you two married?" Shining Armor responded with, " yes we are," Leon asked again, "isn't she too hot for you?" Cadence snickered at that comment while Luna fell over laughing her a*s off. Shining Armor replied, "yes, yes she is." Celestia interjected, "the reason we are here is because we your need help, I opened this portal so we could ask the pony which it chose to save us." Leon just looked at her for a sec and said, "so I'm the one it chose?" Celestia nodded, Shining Armor asked the Leon, "what is that thing that threw out the fire?" Leon replied, "I will tell you," he took out his pistol and shot it at Shining Armor, he felt the trail of the bullet less than 1 millimeter from his head and a second later they heard, "braargh," Leon just smiled and said, "when we go through the portal and away from these jacka**es I'll tell you." They nodded and headed through the portal, but Shining Armor was still a little frazzled at how close the bullet was to his head. Author's Note This is my first story so please, constructive criticism is welcomed here and no hate messages because I will just ban them. Please tell me any mistakes I made, the future chapters will be better. My little pony friendship is magic is copyright of Hasbro inc, please don't file copy right.
Chapter 2: The reason he was chosen.They exited the portal in the big room. Leon was astonished to see something not destroyed, Cadence opened the door and the guards in the hallway saw Leon and charged him. Leon acted on his acquired traits and kicked one of the guards cracking his skull and the other guard he grabbed him by the neck. He lifted the guard in the air and said, "you DON'T charge ME!" The guard nodded at the giant being. Luna yelled in the royal voice, "YOU TWO STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL MAKE YOU STOP IT." The guard nodded while Leon looked at her and said,"hmm, nice shout, I can respect you for that." Luna blushed a little and the guards stopped fighting Leon. Cadence said, " I think it's time for lunch, what do you all think?" Leon's eyes widened and yelled, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!" They all just stared at Leon for a minute. Shining Armor asked, "why did you yell it like that?" Leon cleared his throat and said, "because my good sir, I haven't eaten anything in two days. And what I did eat was a cold can of beans." Luna asked him, "do you eat vegetables, or meat?" Leon responded with, "I am an omnivore, I eat both plants and meat, but I lean more towards a carnivore life style." Luna was satisfied by that answer. They started to head to the dining hall, Leon was looking at the ceiling, floor, and the walls in amazement at it's beauty. Celestia asked him, "did you know anypony by the name of Edward Hugon?" Leon replied with, "ya I knew him for a few months. Sadly he was surrounded by a horde of zombies, so he used his suicide grenades and killed 50 of them, ever since then I have always had two suicide grenades. Why do you ask?" Luna bumped him and said, "he was her coltfriend." Leon's eyes went wide and said, "I didn't know." Celestia cleared her throat and said, "no need to be apologetic, I needed to know and you told me so, thank you." Leon could tell she was holding back a tear, but he put it on the back burner of his mind. They came in front of another giant door, Leon asked them, "what is with you damn ponies and your big a*s doors?" They all snickered at his comment, although Luna looked at him and shrugged. The door opened to a big table that had a lot of food, there was meat, vegies, desserts including cake which Celestia was eye balling. Leon yelled out, "THE CAKE IS FUCKING MINE!!" Celestia said, "no it's no- HEY!!" Leon bolted to the cake Celestia started to charge to the cake too. Shining Armor said, "should we stop this?" Cadence and Luna both said, "NO!" Ten minutes later Leon and Celestia were laying side by side next to what was left of the cake, Leon said, "well, it was okay, I hate mint, but love chocolate." Celestia said, "ugh, to full." Luna was snickering at what happened, Shining Armor was shocked that anypony could take on Celestia with eating cake. Leon said, "when do we eat, that cake was only 5 ft tall." They all dropped their mouths that he was still hungry, Luna said, "you are still hungry, how?" Leon replied, "I haven't ate in TWO, f**king, days, BRING ON THE FOOOOOOOOD!" They jumped back a few feet from the sonic boom that is his voice. Cadence said, " bring out the um, what do you humans eat?" Leon said, "remember, plants and meat, but I prefer meat." Cadence repeated with, "bring out the meat." When she said that a cart with a big, mouth watering turkey, Leon stared at it for a minute letting out some drool and said, "that is the most BEAUTIFUL thing I have ever seen." As he said that he opened his mouth and swallowed it whole. Yes whole, and it was easily 3 feet long and a foot tall. They all stared for a second until Celestia said, "how did you do that? humans can't do that, can they?" Leon started to shed a single tear and said, "I-I-I can't t-talk about it." Shining Armor said, "why are you crying?" Leon yelled out, "I DON'T WANT TO F**KING TALK ABOUT IT, what they did." He fell to the ground and started to cry up a storm. Cadence was about to say something, but Leon pulled out one of his death boxes and pointed it to his head, "I can't do this anymore." Just as he said that he pulled the trigger, but there was no boom. He tried it again and again for about five more times, then he said, "what the f**k is happening?!" Luna said, "over here." He looked and she was holding the clip with her magic. She said, "when I saw you take your weapon out I teleported the clip out because I thought you were going to shoot us." Leon said, "what they did, I, I can't take the memories anymore." Celestia said, "if it is okay with you I would like to look at those memories, because I am wanting to know what was so horrible." Leon said, "sure, ha ha, what the hell." Celestia and Luna walked over to him, Celestia lit up her horn and they were in his mind. Celestia and Luna were standing in a pitch black room, they started to see a memory, it was a baby. Not just any baby, but him and it went to another memory and another and another until the memories started to flow like a river. There were ones of other kids, his parents, and all his pets. They saw him from the first memory to when he made 17 years, then the memories just stopped at his parents, Celestia asked, "what happened, I didn't stop that?" Then they saw Leon manifest in front of them and said, "I miss them so much, they barely made one month in the apocalypse. These next memories are real b***hes, you will know why I am the way I am in a second." He disappeared leaving the princesses to watch, they were seeing his life, sanity, family, and his friends die in less than a year. Then they saw him getting knocked out and being taken to a remote facility where they experimented on him, making him into something they couldn't explain. He escaped and she saw him, her past boyfriend getting swarmed and then blowing up. Luna was frozen in shock at what kind of hell he went through, Celestia was crying until they got to the moment they met, he just got to the third story of a building. It had holes all along the floor, Leon crouched at the window and said, "okay, I hope nothing happens. I know it's not but lets hope." Suddenly a blue portal like the one in Equestria formed, he aimed his sniper riffle at it. After a second out came four ponies, I shouldn't have to introduce them. He quietly said, "what the f**k? A-a-are those ponies, well how did get here, what do they have in mind. I better aim at the one in armor. Is he looking at a newspaper, okay they didn't know these zombies, if they leave the portal I will charge it an-" "HELLO, WE ARE PEACEFUL, PLEASE, WE NEED YOUR HELP!" Leon face palmed, "w-why, just, just why would they do that?" He looked and saw one of the zombies coming towards them, one of them shouted, "ZOMBIES!" Leon thought, "okay this is starting to get weird, though I have killed Bumbles the world eater, so I guess I have seen weirder. Now should I let these ponies die, kill the undead, and run through the portal? Ya no, I guess I will help them, though if there isn't any meat then I'm out." He shot his sniper riffle and you all know what happened next. They left his mind. They were surprised by this. Celestia and Luna both were just staring at him, Luna said, "I-I-I unders-stand you, all that was-s-s, horrible, what they did and what you lost, I'm sorry." Leon just nodded, Shining Armor asked, "are you two alright?" Celestia replied, "yes we are." Shining Armor also asked them," what happened in there?" Celestia replied, "you remember your uncle's death and how it felt?" Shining Armor replied, "yes I do, what about it?" Luna said, "feel all that and times it by one hundred percent and you will have one minute of his life." Cadence said, "is this true Leon?" He said, "yes it is." He lifted up his head and looked at the cart of food that is just now rolling in. He yelled, "FOOD," his mood changed from depressed to happy. Leon jumped about two yards and landed on the cart, Luna asked, "what the buck just happened?" Author's Note I am sorry if you had trouble following it, this is to show you how messed up he is. Thank you for reading this if you enjoyed then leave a like and maybe check out some of my other stories. If you see anything then please tell me in the comments below.
Chapter 3: Now for something badassAfter Leon ate most of the food, but leaving the salads for the princess's. Luna asked him, "do you like to party?" Leon looked at her and said, "I love to party." Just as he says that he stands up and air humps twice. They all lost it. Leon sits back down and says, "god I am beat, got a place to crash?" Cadence replied, "yes there is, we have one guest room left." Leon replied, "thank god." They were walking down more hallways trying to get to Leon's room, Leon asked, "is there any kind of small favor I can do? Like killing off a bandit party, or finishing a war for you?" Celestia said, "you don't need to kill anypony.... yet." She smiled after saying that. Leon said, "I think that is the first time I have seen you smile in my two hours of being here." Cadence said, "she is a nice pony and very good ruler, well with Luna that is." Luna blushed a little bit, Leon asked, "so, what is the problem that required you all to go through a dimensional gate?" Luna said, "we recently received a letter from an old enemy, King Sombra, he said that an new army of dead is coming for us and he is leading them." Leon stopped in place for a second and said, "did you say he was LEADING them?!" Luna replied, "y-yes I did." Leon was in shock. Shining armor asked him, "whats the problem Leon?" Leon replied, "zombies can't be controlled, believe me, we have tried a lot, they will kill you all if they aren't stopped now, have you lost communication or received strange messages from any of your soldiers Shining Armor?" He said, "no I haven't, but we think we found where Sombra is hiding them." Leon said, "we should attack right no- oh is that my room?" Shining Armor said, "yes it is, now we should talk about the plan of- wait where is he?" They heard the door close and Leon was gone. Luna said, "um, we shouldn't disturb him." Cadence asked, "why?" Celestia replied, "because he is drained and we saw what happened to the last thing that woke him. It was bloody and horrifying." They all slowly, but quietly walked away. Leon shouted, "ALL YOU BASTARDS SHALL DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" As he said that they heard screaming and flames. They ran as fast as they could and opened the door to Leon burning changelings as they flew through the window into his room. There must of have been fifty of them littered everywhere, some dead, others begging for him to finish them. This continued for about ten something minutes until his flamethrower stopped. He was standing there eating, yes eating, a burnt changeling, he said, "what, I have ate my own people, this is no big deal." The princesses were in shock, Shining Armor asked, "why did you eat your own people?" Leon tore out the changeling's heart and in one bite ate it, he calmly replied, "those were people who killed themselves around me, and when you are starving and the only way to survive is to eat them, you will be surprised how long it takes to turn to cannibalism. Now get out of my room, I now have something I am used to sleeping on." Cadence also asked, "this is a stupid question to ask, but what are you used to sleeping on?" He replied, "charred bodies, if your quick enough you can still feel the heat." That was the last thing needed to be said, Shining Armor ran to the window and threw up. Leon snickered a bit, Celestia said, "what is so funny?" Leon replied, "the fact his stomach is so weak and he is a soldier, now time for nap nap, bye." with that he fell on a pile of the well done Changelings (lol) and immediately fell asleep. Celestia quietly said, "we should go." With that they left him to rest, Luna said, "I wonder what he is dreaming?" Celestia replied, "absolutely not, who knows what he is dreaming about and he doesn't know you can enter his dreams, he might hurt you." Luna dipped her head and said, "okay Tia." 3 hours later: Celestia, Cadence, and Luna were in the throne room talking with Shining Armor about what to do. Until Leon kicked the down the big door, he said, "your doors are cool, but they need a lot of support." Luna snickered a bit, while Shining Armor asked, "so what is the best way to contain the zombies? And that will cost a lot to fix." Leon stared at him and said, "you don't contain them, you destroy them all, if one and I mean ONE zombie gets away then you are all dead. Now where are they located Shining Armor?" He responded with, "they are in the mountains just behind the Crystal Empire, which we are in if you didn't already know." Leon looked out a window to his right and said, "if we are going to battle them on a mountain then the best way to do it is to use long range weapons, like bows, canons, or for my people, a nuke." Celestia asked, "what is a nuke?" Leon dipped his head down and said, "it is the weapon that my people created that also destroyed them, it's a bomb that can destroy everything in the explosion, leaving nothing left. The range of this weapon is about three of these kingdoms all around each other. All that would be left of the ponies would be black smudges, I hate that weapon, but it is very powerful and it so happens that I got one back on Earth. Hey I got an idea!" Celestia interjected, "there will be no bombs here, we don't want to have anypony killed here." Leon just said, "fine, but it would be a cool explosion." After 5 hours of talking and eating: It's was about 7 pm when they finished, Celestia said, "Luna it's time to raise the moon." Luna replied, "alright, blugh, I need to eat less chocolate though." After she said that both their horns lit up, Leon looked out of the window and saw the sun set and the moon rise. He was astonished, he said, "wow, that is the second most cool thing I have seen today." Luna asked him, "what was the first?" He replied, "being teleported to a magical world of colorful ponies, heh heh." Cadence said, "well Leon, you have my permission to explore the castle to your heart's desire, Shining and I are going to bed." Leon said, "thanks Cadence, and Shining you have to do something." Shining Armor asked, "yes Leon?" Leon repositioned himself and said, "do her good." They went into a deep red blush and just left leaving Celestia and Luna with Leon. Celestia asked Leon, " why did you tell him to do her good?" Luna and Leon snickered a bit, Leon said, "it is simple, I wanted to f**k with them a bit and I say I did a damn good job at it." He got up, put his hands on his sides, and looked up with a smile, like a super hero does. Luna said, "I do that to them quite often myself." Leon asked, "really?" She nodded, Celestia said, "well I am headed to bed as well good night you two." They both said simultaneously, "good night." With that they were alone. Author's Note I just wanna say that high school and being homeschooled sucks. Line 16 of this story was a mistake by the site, I didn't put that much space between those words.
Chapter 4: Time for some romance (you can skip this if you want, but it will leave a few questions)Leon and Luna were taking a walk to her room, Leon said, "I can't believe you took one of her playcolt magazines and put it in Celestia's throne in front of Twilight and her friends." He was still laughing, Luna said, "this is my room Leon, I had fun and you are a funny person, I wish you a good night." Leon replied, "I will and this is pretty much the first time I have laughed in 3 years, thank you for that." She nodded, entered her room, and closed the door. Leon said out loud, "boy I need a drink." He started to look for a bar in the palace. After an hour of looking he finally said, "I give up, I am headed to bed." He headed to his room. When he closed the door he noticed that the changeling bodies were gone, he just shrugged it off, but he did notice his window was big enough for him to fit through. He said, "maybe I could get on the roof, I always did love stargazing." He opened it and climbed out, he almost fell, but he swung to the side of the window. He climbed up to the top of the castle. Although when he got near he could hear Shining Armor and Cadence doing it, he said quietly, "he's taking the skin bulb to tuna town, lucky bastard." He continued his climb, he was pretty much at the top, he thought good enough, he laid down and started stared up at the stars. He looked out for about 30 minutes, until he noticed something flying towards the castle, he said, "what the hell?" His pistol was at the ready until he saw that it was Luna, he put the weapon down and laid back down. Luna stopped right in front of him and was hovering, her wings were beautiful, Luna asked him, "what are you doing up here Leon?" He replied, "I should ask you the same question?" She said, "you have a point, I was flying in the night, I always love doing that, now you answer my question." He replied, "okay, I wanted to look out at the beautiful night sky, ever since the zombies started to take over I always looked up and it calmed me down, now I just do it because I like it." She laid down next to him and they started to talk again. 1 hour later: Luna was laughing from one of Leon's jokes, she said, "I can't believe you'd say that." He chuckled to his own joke as well. Leon said, " I still can't believe you can enter ponies dreams, that, that is cool!" She looked at him with a deep blush, he was about to say something, but Luna went in for the kiss, her lips met his. After a minute Luna took her lips off his and saw his wide eye and the look of what the f**k. All Leon could say was, "a-a-I- wow." She looked down and said, "I wanted to try and see if you like me so I thoug-" He kissed her. After a minute of passionate kissing Leon dove back and said, "I do have feelings, I have felt love before, but never like this." They made out for at least thirty minutes before Leon asked, "do you want to go to your room?" She asked, "why not your room?" He replied, "well it still has the smell of burnt corpses and you didn't spent three years on a dead planet." She replied with, "yes lets go to my room." The next morning: Leon woke up with a feeling he haven't felt before, safety. He looked down and saw Luna sleeping on his rock hard abs, he thought, "I wonder what her mane feels like?" He put his right hand on her head and brushed it, it felt like, like, ugh, well like nothing he nor I can describe, but he liked it. He kissed her on the head and she started to wake up, he said, "morning sleepy head, time for you to lower the moon." Her horn lit up and it went down, at the same time the sun came up. She used her magic to close the window and pull down the blinds, she said, "I don't want to leave yet, this feels so nice." He simply smiled and they closed their eyes to savor it. Leon was thinking, "oh my f**king god, I just did it multiple times with an alicorn princess, I think I am falling in love with her." After about thirty minutes they heard a knock and it sounded like Shining Armor saying, "princess, we haven't seen Leon since last night, have you seen him?" Luna replied, "nope! haven't seen him." They started to kiss again, Shining asked, "well the chefs have made your favorite for breakfast, chocolate chip waffles." Leon said, "keep them warm for us!" Shining Armors eyes widened. Shining replied, "oh, sorry you two." His faced blushed more red than a nude fat man on the beach with no sunscreen, he quickly galloped away leaving the two alone. Luna said, "we need a bath." He replied in a cool voice, "oh ya, just let me get some cloths on." 1 good scrubbing later: Leon and Luna entered the dining hall where Shining Armor, Cadence, and Celestia were talking. Cadence asked, "so how did you two sleep?" She winked at them, Leon answered, "it was the best night of my life, and how did you two sleep." He also winked. They sat down and ate nice giant waffles with whipped cream, strawberries, and syrup on top of it, Luna asked, "what time will you and Shining attack the fort?" Leon answered, "well about an hour from now." Celestia leaned over to him and whispered in his ear in a stern voice, "if you break her heart I will break your neck." Leon looked at her and nodded. Leon asked Luna, "after breakfast wanna get a quick drink, I can't find the bar?" Luna replied, "sure, it took me awhile to find it myself." Leon got up and said, "excuse me for a second." He walked to the door and closed it, but then the princesses heard Leon saying, "YES YES YES, I AM GREAT YES, SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES, WHOOO." Luna blushed at that, Leon came back in and sat back down. Author's Note The only reason I didn't put a mature rating and skipped the sex is because my Mom said no. Teen years suck, just saying.
Chapter 5: The final chapterThey were positioned in front of the palace, Shining Armor was in front the princesses, and Leon was making out with Luna, Shining Armor was in his classic purple armor, Leon dressed as he always was. Shining Armor said, "Leon ready to teleport?" Leon leaned out of the kiss and said, "Luna, I love you." She replied, "I love you too, but promise me you will come back, please." Leon held her tight and said, "I promise Luna, I will come back." She smiled at that and let him out of her magic grip. He walked next to Shining Armor and nodded, his horn glowed and they were gone. In the mountains: Leon and Shining reappeared in front of a small base with about ten royal guards in it, Leon stumbled, fell on his knees, and threw up a bit, Shining said, "oh sorry should of warned you, heh." Leon looked at him and said, "I will never teleport again, ugh." He got up and said, "listen guards, me and Shining here will be heading into the base, the reason your all here is if one of them tries to escape you kill it, but you are just a precaution." They saluted and went back to their posts, Leon said, "Shining, if you are really going with me then you will need this." He pulled out a shotgun from his back pack along with a strap with more shells for it. Leon told him, "you point the front of the gun at the head and pull the trigger, that simple." He held it to Shining who took it and said, "thanks." Leon nodded, they started to make their way to the base. About thirty minutes later they got to it, it was in the crevass of four different mountains, there was easily a hundred zombies in and around the base, Leon said, "watch this." Leon took out a fog horn and flipped his welding mask down, he activated the horns and all the zombies flooded towards him, he unhooked his flamethrower and yelled out, "THIS, IS, EQUESTRIA!" He started to spray fire everywhere and one by one the zombies fell. After a minute all the zombies were down except three, Leon's flamethrower ran out so he dropped it and took out his knifes and sliced the heads off the zombies faster than the flash would, another modification to him. Shining Armor slid down while Leon reloaded his flamethrower with another black can of airisol. He said, "those f**ker's take lot of fire, but it's still fun." Shining said, "lets go in." Leon nodded and they entered the base. It was pretty small, all there was were three rooms and one big one, the small ones had nothing special in them, but the final on Leon and Shining Armor knew he was in it. Leon said, "one, two, THREE!" And they punched through the door, it was a long and wide room with you guessed it another portal at the end of it. Leon said, "on the walls, there are enough explosives to destroy this whole base." Shining Armor said, "our plan was to destroy this place, those could be beneficial." Leon replied, "I think I can set the timers on them to about five minutes, just long enough to get out, got my back?" He nodded back at Leon, Leon started to set the timer when they heard, "ha ha, it was very foolish coming here, I am impressed that you managed to take out my army, but it's not good enough." In front of our protagonists King Sombra formed. He was laughing maniacally at them, Leon said, "well well, I thought you'd show up, well you can't stop us because I have already armed the bombs, five minutes." He was smiling at Sombra, but Sombra smiled back at him and said, "oh how will little old Shining survive on Earth, he'd die day one." After he said that his horn glowed and shot a beam of black magic at Shining and he flew through the portal while his helmet fell on the ground, Leon shouted, "NO, SHINING! I WILL HANG YOU BY YOUR OWN INTESTINES!" He whipped out his flamethrower and burnt King Sombra alive. But he wasn't phased, instead he disappeared and reappeared behind Leon. He stabbed Leon with his horn and knocked him down, although the new wound healed right back up, Sombra asked, "how?" Leon turned around and his eyes turned dark red and as quick as lightning he pounced on him and beat the s**t out of Sombra. He was in to much pain to do anything, Leon kicked him up and grabbed his neck, Sombra said, "h-how are you s-so powerful, human-s-s aren't that eght powerful." Leon looked in his eyes and said, "they transformed me into something that will kill you." After he said that king Sombra's neck snapped and his limp body fell to the ground. Leon's eyes returned to normal, he said out loud, "oh no, I have to get Shining, he won't be able to survive out there!" Leon ran towards the portal and jumped though, but just as he jumped through just as the C4 blew up destroying the portal and leaving them on what's left of Earth. The guards on the mountain saw the explosion and ran towards it to see if they made it out alive. But all they found was Shining Armor's helmet and the burnt body of Sombra. Crystal Empire: Celestia, Luna, and Cadence just heard the news that Leon and Shining Armor we're dead. Luna was sitting in the bar drinking, Cadence was crying into her pillow, and Celestia is walking down the hallways thinking, "wow Leon and Shining are dead, I should go check on Luna and Cadence, but which first. I will go to Luna first because she might drink a bit to much, she's done that before." She made it to the bar and saw Luna talking with the bar tender, there were to many empty bottles of beer for her to be drinking. She walked over to her and said, "Luna? You alright?" She looked over with a very sad and drunk face and said, "I miss Leon, so much." Right after she said that she hiccuped, it was adorable. Celestia and Luna talked for about ten minutes when Cadence walked in and sat down next to them with a tear stained face and said, "one beer." The bar tender asked her, "what kind of beer princess?" She replied, "your strongest beer." He nodded and got her some Apple family hard cider. Celestia thought, "hmm, two ponies to help at the same time, that saves me time to cry later." Earth: Leon was waking up, he groaned out, "ugh, I that was a very weird dream, it was- ergh nice, I need to cut down on the booze." He looked over and saw Shining Armor laying there, there were no bad wounds, but he looked unconscious. Leon looked around and they were in one of his camps, Leon went over and shook Shining while saying, "get up, get up, GET THE F**K UP!" Shining Armor sat straight up and was hyperventilating, he asked, "what's going on?" Leon replied, "I think you got shot through the portal, I remember it all now, I killed Sombra and knowing you'd die here I dove through the portal." He replied, "why did you think I would die?" Leon snickered a bit and said, "because you don't know s**t about how to survive here, there is a lot more then just killing the undead. We are in my world now." Shining asked, "is the portal still open?" Leon dipped his head and said, "it would of been destroyed by the explosion, I'm sorry, but we are stuck here. Probably forever." Shining replied, "no, C-C-Cadence!" Leon looked at the base more closely, he looked at a small shed that was hidden in the bushes. His eyes widened and he walked over to it and opened it, he pulled out what looked like a pickup truck with a bunch of spikes on the front, a machine gun in the truck bed, and it's engine looked good. He opened the truck and turned the keys that were in it, the truck started up and Leon yelled, "THIS JUST GAVE US A CHANCE TO LIVE!" Shining Armor asked , "what is that Leon?" Leon replied, "I'll tell you when we get on the road, I think I know where I hid some food." Shining Armor got into the bed of the truck and held the gun with his magic. They drove off into the rising sun to survive the apocalypse. Author's Note Well what do you all think? if there are any mistakes please tell me in the comments, it would really help my writing. Oh if you all want to see a sequel please give this story 25 likes, we can do it! Thank you for reading and have a nice day or night.
