What the fuck is a my little pony

Chapters

The itch in twilights pants
Sex: this is gonna piss off a lot of shippers
The molestia effect
Who the fuck is even reading this anymore

The itch in twilights pants

Today was a shit every pony hates twilight for liviving in a crystal castle. So like what a normal trollestia would do, is make twilight have a itch in her pants until she gets to the highest level of embarrassment. "So" twilight said angrily. "I have to embarrass myself to get this itch out of my life"

"Yes" replied celestia. "All you have to do is 10 simple tasks of embarrassment"

Curiously wanting to know what those were twilight asked only to blush, cry and question life. "You have to release your darkest secrets to the public, make out with flutter shy and find out that we're all fictional characters in a show for little girls and watched mostly by sixteen and over males" celestia said "actually I'll give you a list.and tick off finding out that fictional characters one"

Twilight was now screaming the words "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" and then stormed off to sugar cube corner to do task number 2, witch was to ask for a ass cake.

*****

At sugarcube corner twilight had a plan, and that plan is that when Mrs cake calls the cops she'll knock her out and run away. Twilight trotted to the counter, gulped and said "c-can I um have a um ass cake?"

Mrs cake just looked at her like she was a ghost. "What--get the fuck out of my cafè" said Mrs cake.

*****

"God that was embarrassing" sighed twilight. "And I had to record it as well"

It was 3:30 PM and twilight is heading to the castle, walking by ponies that muttered stuff like "is that the ass cake pony" and "man twilight sucks" and all that was only the beginning her parts still itching, and trying to resist scratching it. Twilight didn't want to fly, since she didn't like it. She reached the castle, but before entering she looked at the list of embarrassment. "Ok what's nex-" started twilight."i have to make out with fluttershy. I forgot"

In side the castle was shit nobody cared about, and rainbow dash. "Hey twilight what's up" said pinkie. "And why do you look like you insides are gonna blow up"

Twilight looked at fluttershy, flutter shy looked at rainbow dash, rainbow dash looked at rarity sexily, rarity looked at pinkie, pinkie looked back to twilight. "Well" twilight stared "celestia said I have to embarrass myself for taking this princess thing like a a way to get money off little girls"

Everything was silent, then..."well it's a bout time you son of a bit-" Applejack stopped. "I mean you sluuuu. I wish I could lie"

"Yeah you deserve it" said all of the ponies excluding twilight in unison.

"B-but I have an itch in my parts" said twilight

"NO PONY CARES" shouted fluttershy.

"A-and in have to fuck fluttershy" twilight replied.

The room went silent again.there mouths were wide open." Yeah launch a missile into princess celestia" said fluttershy to her phone. "And I'll pay you extra if you let me keep the remaining body parts"

Twilight needed to get fluttershy drunk. Fluttershy usualy flirts and makes out with anyone from big Macintosh to rarity. The ponies said goodbye and left. Twilight was alone so she went to her secret lab toto get some numbing cream, but it didn't work. So when nopony was looking she scratched the itch.... And it made it worse. Twilight tried everything, but nothing worked.

two hours later 5:59 pm

Twilight was at the local bar with her friends waiting for fluttershy to get drunk.twilight was also going to get drunk because she doesn't like the thought or actions of sex. However, she had to do it the itch was really pissing her off, and she was very tired. Fluttershy finally was drunk. And she started flirting with every one. Twilight tried to get fluttershys attention by shouting...."I wanna have sex with you fluttershy!" The whole bar went silent. There was one pony, Derpy whooves, who said "oh my god just buck already"

Fluttershy was thinking about the sex and replied with a big friendly "NO" and walk over to Big Mac and started kissing him. The thought of them together made twilight want to puke. She had to think of something she didn't want to die of just a itch that can be fixed, if fluttershy wasn't such a bitch. Twilight had the perfect idea to just go in for a kiss,she managed to kiss her.....BUT IT WAS HORRIBLE...FOR EVERYONE....AND THAT INCLUDES YOU

Quickly wiping her mouth, twilight realised fluttershy was giving her the address of her cottage. "Dude" twilight started. "I know where you live anyway"

There was no reply so twilight walked to her castle and screaming " fuck your celestia" and then went to sleep, thinking that the bar was a waste of time and will the itch that was still annoying as ever would stop. Those questions will be answered soon but now we get to see twilights drea.

*****

Tight was dreaming. Where was she. It was wired there was just flames and screams. Nothing more nothing less. A voice..."you not dreaming" it said "this is a vision"

Twilight saw ponyvil burning and the sky blood red.....a shadow in the behind the flames.

TWILIGHT WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT

She sat up in her bed then turning on the lamp she couldn't sleep. She want down stairs and went to the bathroom. Was it a vision. Or some idiotic dream.

Sex: this is gonna piss off a lot of shippers

Twilight was awake laying in bed not even thinking about the itch. She was just thinking about the dream. But then she got up, Made breakfast, and headed off to fluttershy's cottage. While walking twilight bumped Ito celestia. "Twilight you have seven days" said celestia.

"What do you mean" twilight replied. "Seven days for what"

"Look just fuck fluttershy and finish the list" celestia said. "Seven days. remember that" and she flew off.

Twilight was confused, but she didn't worry about it now. Her mind was set on fluttershy.

She was at the door when twilight was in sight of the cottage. Fluttershy, still looking drunk shouted to twilight " twilight are you here to fuck me" twilight took a deep breath and said "yes" and then trotted into the cottage. Twilight was shocked to see all the porn tapes there was anal, humans, lesbian, ect. Twilight nearly puked at the sight of it, she hated it, but she still had to do what had to be done.

"Sooooo" twilight started. "Shall we begin"

And so they began. Twilight started by kissing, and then started to use tounges. Fluttershy's wings started to get bigger, and twilight's horn, and wings did too. Fluttershy went down twilight's chest and going down towards twilight's pussy, twilight was starting to like it. She started to moan as fluttershy's tounge went inside her. "Yes, please more" twilight said. "I'm gonna cum"

"No twilight" started fluttershy. "You can't have all the fun"

Twilight got bigger as fluttershy bent over. Twilight knew what fluttershy wanted so she shoved her horn up fluttershy. Fluttershy's tight pussy. Fluttershy's cum went all over twilight's big horn. It went on for an hour they got bored, so fluttershy grabbed a dildo and strapped it onto herself. Twilight bent over fluttershy inserted the dildo into twilight.

Eventually they finished (so you can stop faping now no more sex in my fanfics anymore)

Twilight was in the shower washing the jizz off herself. "That wasn't embarrassing" twilight thought. "It would be embarrassing if someone found out"

Little did twilight know that everyone would find out. Everyone. Because she didn't notice that molestia was recording it and was uploading it to red pony tube. "Did you get it" said trolestia.

"Of course she did" said celestia. "If we don't record everything twilight dose that's embarrassing. The world could possibly be destroyed"

"Guys lets just upload this thing" started molestia. "Cos I need to do some molesting"

"No time for jokes" said trolestia. " no one is model sting anyone until twilight embarrassed hersel-" trolestia noticed twilight.

"What do you mean the world might end" twilight started. "and why did you upload a porno of me and fluttershy"

The celestia's looked at twilight. Molestia tried to change the subject, but it didn't work so well "I fucked a orange once"

What did the celestia's mean with that the world might end if twilight dosent embarrass herself enough, and will she be able to read fifty shades of ponies. And what dose fifty shades of ponies got to do with anything. Well she has to read it instead of her speech the next morning. Find out it the next chapter coming soon

The molestia effect

Twilight was dreaming. She was in the dark. Then the voice from the end of chapter one appeared. "I've been watching you fap" it said witch was wired because twilight doesn't have a dick. "That's not why I'm here. I'm here to tell you that the itch in your pants is actually little tiny weeb ponies going through your vagina"

Twiligtht face hoofed so hard she exploded, and turned in to ten hundred mini twilight's.

SHE WOKE UP... BUT

She was still split up.

DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY

148 hours remaining

After getting back together. It was twilight's one year princess anniversary. She had to do a long boring speech. She didn't do that, she wanted to but instead she read fifty shades of ponies. it took one paragraph of the book for the crowd to get pitchforks and torches out. One of the elderly ponies shouted "you made me jizz on on my new dress" and one of the colts shouted " I actually like porn and shit like that. But I'm gonna pretend to hate it so my parents don't figure out that I do" twilight ran away.... It wasn't very effective.

Twilight was now in prison. "shit that was embarrassing" she said. She tried to put the ice down her pants to ease the pain the ice was in a cup. It was freezing in the cell and the ice looked yellow.

Her cell mate picked up the cup and said "hey where did the frozen up piss go" twilight face went to relieved, to a puking one, and quickly looked at her list next on the list was drinking piss. "Nope" she said. "I don't care if the world ends or not. I am not doing tha-"

"Not doing what, twilight" said molestia. "I'm Here to bail you out"

Twilight was happy to hear that.

at Apple bucks

It was raining. They didn't talk. Twilight interrupted the silence. "Tell me how is the world because of me" she said.

"no not because of you" she started. "Its because of me"

ten day ago

"Ok so all I have to do is say the name of the how I want the world to be destroyed" molestia said "ok Ipony, start operation molest everything"

The phone replied with... "Sure thing starting destroy the world if twilight dosent get embarrassed"

"SSSSSSSHIT" shouted molestia.

back to the present

"I call it the molestia effect" finished molestia.

"Dude you could have said make it cancelled or something" twilight replied.

"Nah that won't work" said molestia. "And since you have been embarrassing yourself for three days. I'll give you a three hour break from that itch"

Twilight replied with " YEEEEEE-"

to be continued in...

Chapter 4: who the hell is still reading this

Who the fuck is even reading this anymore

twilight did embarrassing stuff and saved the world.

The end. what did you expect more yes there's more this is just a troll