What the fuck is a my little pony

Twilight was dreaming. She was in the dark. Then the voice from the end of chapter one appeared. "I've been watching you fap" it said witch was wired because twilight doesn't have a dick. "That's not why I'm here. I'm here to tell you that the itch in your pants is actually little tiny weeb ponies going through your vagina"

Twiligtht face hoofed so hard she exploded, and turned in to ten hundred mini twilight's.

SHE WOKE UP... BUT

She was still split up.

DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY

148 hours remaining

After getting back together. It was twilight's one year princess anniversary. She had to do a long boring speech. She didn't do that, she wanted to but instead she read fifty shades of ponies. it took one paragraph of the book for the crowd  to get pitchforks and torches out. One of the elderly ponies  shouted "you made me jizz on on my new dress" and one of the colts shouted " I actually like porn and shit like that. But I'm gonna pretend to hate it so my parents don't figure out that I do" twilight ran away.... It wasn't very effective.

Twilight was now in prison. "shit that was embarrassing" she said. She tried to put the ice down her pants to ease the pain the ice was in a cup. It was freezing in the cell and the ice looked yellow.

Her cell mate picked up the cup and said "hey where did the frozen up piss go" twilight face went to relieved, to a puking one, and quickly looked at her list next on the list was drinking piss. "Nope" she said. "I don't care if the world ends or not. I am not  doing tha-"

"Not doing what, twilight" said molestia. "I'm Here to bail you out"

Twilight was happy to hear that.

at Apple bucks

It was raining. They didn't talk. Twilight interrupted the silence. "Tell me how is the world because of me" she said.

"no not because of you" she started. "Its because of me"

ten day ago

"Ok so all I have to do is say the name of the how I want the world to be destroyed" molestia said "ok Ipony, start operation molest everything"

The phone replied with... "Sure thing starting destroy the world if twilight dosent get embarrassed"

"SSSSSSSHIT" shouted molestia.

back to the present

"I call it the molestia effect" finished molestia.

"Dude you could have said  make it cancelled or something" twilight replied.

"Nah that won't work" said molestia. "And since you have been embarrassing yourself for three days. I'll give you a three hour break from that itch"

Twilight replied with " YEEEEEE-"

to be continued in...

Chapter 4: who the hell is still reading this