Elmer's Tyranical Terrorization of Trotcon
Hypothesis of The Kragle
Previous ChapterNext ChapterElmer's pony potions had but one purpose, to bestow upon him the powers of a ponies cutie mark. He was unwilling to accept a random cutie mark as these tyrannical ponies had to. He hypothesized that a concoction could be distilled that would grant him the powers he desired, specifically the powers to control others, and the powers of the famous alicorn's Celestia, Luna, and Twilight Sparkle. Using those powers he could dominate all of Equestria and force the frivolous ponies to live as their downtrodden cow brethren. He sought to steal away the powers of Equestria's ponies for his own nefarious ends.
He knew, however, that in order to acquire the powers he desired, he would need to liquidate many different ponies to acquire the essence of their cutie mark powers. His process was simple. He designed a special brew that would melt down a ponies flesh, muscle, and bones, and leave only their magical essence in a liquid form floating atop the distilling concoction. He then took that essence and combined it with various catalyst's to create potions that would, in theory, bestow the particular magical qualities of the melted ponies cutie mark to the imbiber of the potion.
His method of testing the effectiveness of these potions was to ponynap an unsuspecting filly or colt and force them to drink the potion, made from essence of dead ponies. He would then note the effects. More often than not, the effects were terrible uncontrolled mutations, disfigurement, mental degradation, and often, outright death. These test subjects would then be tossed into the essence distillation concoction to create yet another potion to be tested on yet another innocent young pony.
His progress had been unbearably slow for many years, but, now, with the advent of the upcoming gathering of ponies from all over Equestria, he would finally have enough raw pony material to create his ultimate pony power potion, The Kragle. A potion infused with the powers of hundreds of ponies, capable of bestowing the magical properties of nearly every conceivable cutie mark. At last, he would have what he deserved. At last, he would be more powerful than even the royal Alicorn princesses of Equestria. He would become Elmer, Cow God!
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