Beaten, bullied, cursed

The sun was setting, the air was cool, and the crickets were noisy as usual. Richard and Rainbow were walking out of a diner. Richard was wearing all of his gear that he brought with him that morning, his eyes were still bloodshot so he was wearing a pair of sunglasses. They were walking towards Rainbow dash's car, talking about their day.

"You see, it wasn't that bad to get out of that house." Rainbow said.

"Alright, can you take me home now?" Richard asked.

"Oh I don't think so big guy, you seem to have some bad memories in that house. You're staying at my place tonight." An explosion went off across the street and seven trucks sped off. "I'm guessing we're gonna follow them?"

"Yep"

"I'm driving."

"Not a chance in hell am I letting you scratch up your sports car Rainbow. I'm driving, the car won't take damage that way." Richard took the keys from Rainbow dash's hands and got in the car. Rainbow quickly ran around to the other side and got in. The car screeched off and followed the convoy.

"So how are we gonna stop em?" Rainbow asked.

"Let's just say you might want to hold on."

"What do you mean?" Richard quickly flipped the sunglasses off of his face, revealing his eyes. The irises were a bright, glowing orange. The normally white parts of his eyes were black. Richard grew a wild grin.

"IT MEANS BUCKLE THE FUCK UP! AHAHAHAHA!" The car burst into flames and increased its speed. He slammed into the vehicle at the rear of the convoy. The car exploded and spun out of the street. It was obvious that the rider had control at this point.

"Holy shit dude!" Rainbow said. Richard started singing a Christmas tune with a few words changed.

"It beginning to look a lot, like columbine! Everywhere you look! There's bullets in the air! There's an explosion over there! HAHAHAHAHA!" He slammed the car into the side of another truck, causing it to collide with a telephone pole and explode.

"Dude! Calm down!" Rainbow said.

"I use to have one million people to kill, then I killed ten, now I have nine hundred ninety! HAHAHA!" He smashed into yet another vehicle, it flipped over and blew up. "What's that? You want to die in the most painful way possible? And you want me to kill you? ID BE HAPPY TO! AHAHAHAHA!" He gave the car everything she had, and plowed right through the next truck.

"Gee, Richard wasn't kidding about how crazy you are." Rainbow said.

"Yeah I'm crazy, IM A FUCKING PSYCHO KILLER! HAHAHAHAHA!" He turned the car sharply to the left, it pushed yet another truck off the road. The truck flew off into a ditch and blew up. "WATCH ME RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND USE THEM AS A CONDOM WHILE I FUCK YOUR SEVERED HEAD, COCKFACE! AHAHAHAHA!" He pushed another truck into a gas station at full speed, the truck plowed into the gas pump and blew up.

"Ok you are beyond any level of crazy I've seen or heard of, how can one being be this fucked up."

"THANK THE BUTTFUCKING KING OF HELL! HE TORTURED ME FOR FIVE THOUSAND YEARS! AND NOW IM GONNA DESTROY HIS ASS WHEN WE MEET AGAIN! NOW LETS FUCK THIS GUYS TRUCK IN THE ASS! HAHAHAHAHA!" He smashed the car into the rear of the final truck it blew up and tumbled for a few yards. Rainbows car turned back to normal, so did Richards eyes.

"Man, the rider is absolutely batshit insane." Rainbow said.

"Yeah sorry about that, I couldn't hold him in. Hey, can you hand me the sunglasses, my eyes burn from the street lights." Rainbow bent down to grab the sunglasses, her head was awkwardly hovering over Richards crotch as she shifted her hand around on the floor. "I asked for the sunglasses, not a blowjob." Richard said.

"Ha ha, very funny, here are the damn sunglasses. Im gonna take a nap while you drive us back to my place." Rainbow said.

"Alrighty then." With in moments rainbow was asleep. Richard would occasionally glance over at her to check if she was ok. He looked at her for a good second and rubbed the back of Rainbows hair, it was soft. "You've done too much for me." He mumbled to himself. He stopped rubbing Rainbows head and placed his hand back on the steering wheel with the other. They were halfway home when Rainbow woke up. She yawned and rubbed her eyes.

"Hey, can you pull over, I'll take over driving. You need a little sleep." She said. Richard pulled over and the two swapped seats. Richard fell asleep in moments, as rainbow was driving she put on some quiet rock and roll. She drove for about half an hour when she heard Richard speak.

"You know he likes you right?" He said.

"Um sorry, who am I speaking to?" Richards eyes flashed open, they looked like they did when the rider took over.

"Who do you think? Hehehe." Rainbow dash rolled her eyes.

"What do you mean?" She asked.

"I mean your little buddy Richard has a crush on you, and in case you didn't understand that let me explain it a couple of different ways. He has a thing for you, he's attracted to you, you send his heart a flutter, need I say more?" The rider said with a grin.

"No, I got it the second time. Besides, how do I know your not just lying to me?"

"Because then I would be breaking my own mold. HAHAHAHAHA!"

"So what Rich said is true huh? But wait, that means your not lying."

"I told you! Now, I'm curious, how do you feel about him? And don't lie to me or I'll obliterate you." Richard started that sentence with a grin, but he got serious when he mentioned obliterating her. Rainbow sighed.

"I guess I have a thing for him too. He's been through so much and yet he hasn't gone completely batshit like you. I admire that about him. And underneath that rough exterior there's a soft interior. I guess I like him because I can relate. I put on this tough appearance but inside I could be screaming in fear."

"Thank you, oh and about the crazy thing. I TRY! HAHAHA! Well, good night, I've gotten all I wanted." Richards body instantly went limp and fell into its previous position. She glanced at him every so often, she wanted to do something.

"Ah screw it." She said, she gave him a light kiss on the cheek. "I love you big guy." She whispered.