Blue Jacket Human

When we go to a foreign country, we usually don't think that we are going to die right after we step off the plane and shit ourselves. Well, I had the complete opposite experience. Hi, my name is Fred Cerdin, but people call me Freddy. So, basically, it all started when I turned 19. Let me go back 6 years.

"Let's have some fun." I was walking to my blue home with my classic blue jacket when drunks teens jumped me. Some people think it is weird to have a blue jacket, light blue pants, black sneakers, and a smug attitude. Well, those folks are stupid and these teens are some of them. Anyways, the teens (I was classified as an adult at 19) decided to forced me down a drain without realizing I could die. Regardless, one of them, which I guessed was the leader, came up to me and looked at me like I was a fucking retard.

"Blue should die and you are going down with it!" he said before he and his buddies picked me up, flipped me upside down, (like, how are they that strong) and shoved me down the drain. Now, I don't work out that often, so, basically, I went down without a fight. After sliding down the pipe for, like, hours, I hit the bottom with the force of a tree hitting the ground after being chopped down. "Help me." I could only say those two words before I passed out, hoping someone will come and find me.

Well, I woke up in some soft grass.. "Wait, what?" I jerked up, wide awake, and my thoughts were correct . I was lying in grass for God knows how long. "God damn it, those teens are going to get it." I said as I stood up. Wiping the dirt off my jacket, I looked up, just a little bit, to see a pony staring right at me. It was purple and its mane and coat were shades of purple. Hell, even its eyes were purple! "Um, hi?" Unsure of what to do, I awkwardly greeted the pony and for a while, it didn't do anything. It was just staring at me, at my soul. It was beyond creepy, creepier than that popular horror game everyone keeps saying I was named after. "So, I'm gonna go this way." I said as I slowly turned and headed towards a forest that was right behind me. I was about to enter it when the thing started to talk...and squeal like a teen girl.

"OH MY CELESTIA!" "THIS IS GREAT!" "I'M THE FIRST PONY TO ENCOUNTER ALIEN LIFE!" I was hopping up and down. I was seriously considering my sanity right now. "Oh, I'm sorry." "My name is Twilight Sparkle." I swear to god, I heard that name before. I regained my composure and turned around before introducing myself.

"Hi, my name is Freddy Cerdin and I am a human." Why would I not tell her (I guessed, due to the squealing) what species I was. Maybe she will help me get back home.

"Human?" "I have a friend who will not stop talking about them." "Her name is Lyra." I was amazed. This pony had friends?! Ok, questioning sanity beginning now.

"Ok, so, will you..." I was stopped as I was yanked into a hug by the purple pony. Not gonna lie though, her coat was pretty fuzzy.

"Oh!" "We will the first friends from different worlds." I wasn't sure about that as I died in a drain and, somehow, landed in a fucking world with god damn ponies!

"Um, we'll see about thATTT!" I was frozen in time as we MOVED from the grass to the fucking tree! I would have been with the tree...if it was a treehouse and not a 200 foot tall tree and I was in front of hundreds of colorful ponies! They all had the same reaction as Sparkly had...just stares. "Um, hi?" was all I said before the crowd panicked. Ponies were running (galloping?) in all directions. Only Sparkly was the only one not freaking...and three others. The three were as different as fish in the ocean. One had wings, was cyan, and had a rainbow mane. One was all pink and was bouncing...without a trampoline. The last one was sea green, had a horn, and was drooling?

What the fuck kind of drugs was that pony taking, man?! The three came up to me with wide eyes. No, I am not even joking. Each one of the ponies had eyes the same as fucking anime. So, the three came up to me and I closed my eyes and looked away as I prepared for the worst.

"HAH!" "I told you they exist!" I quickly opened my eyes and looked at the group standing right in front of me. The green one had her hoof pointing at the other two? Wait, where did the pink one g...?

"AH, JESUS!" the pink pony popped out of nowhere...and right in my face. I fell to the ground on my ass and she started speaking faster than a supersonic jet.

"HIMYNAMEISPINKIEPIEAREYOUNEWAROUNDHEREIHAVENEVERSEENANYTHINGLIKEYOUBERFOREAREYOUANALIEN..." I had no clue what she was saying until Purple came up...and plugged Pink's mouth.

"Sorry, she is Pinkie Pie." "That one flying is Rainbow Dash." "The one that was drooling earlier is Lyra." That was Lyra?! I thought she would be sane, not a drooling freak!

"Where am I?" I asked as my sanity dropped.

"Oh, you are in Equestia." answered Twilight. God, if you find this, kill me, right here, right now.