Marvel Mares

by neorenamon

"Wow," said Spider-Mare, "It feels like we've been fighting this monster for three weeks."

"Three weeks?!" replied the Big Thing, "It's hardly been 5 minutes."

Hey, I'm sorry I didn't get around to updating this story sooner. Just cut me some slack Pinkie.

"Oki doki loki!" she replied cheerfully.

"Who the hay are you talkin to?"

"Oh, it's nobody important," she giggled.

Thanks Pinkie. Thanks a lot.

"You're welcome!"

"RAAARRR?!" asked the monster.

Yes yes, we love you too subterranean monster. Please get back to fighting, kay? I'd swear every pony is going to give me lip today...

"It's time to bring the hoof down!" called the Big Thing as he kicked the monster in the foreleg. The monster was less than impressed with the power behind the blow.

"What kind of catch phrase is that?"

"Cut me some slack over here cupcake!" he replied, "I'm... still working on that!"

"Mmm..." she replied, "Cuuupcaaakesss..."

"Can we focus over here?!"

"Focus?" she asked as she dodged aside from the monster's wild swing at her, "What's that?"

"Why am I not surprised to hear that?"

"I'm surprised that you can hear anything with no ears."

"I have ears over here!" he growled, "Hearing you just fine!"

The monster kicked the Big Thing into the nearest parked cargo wagon.

"Say," asked Pinkie, "Where's your friends?"

"What makes ya think I got friends?" he asked as he pulled himself from the wreckage.

"Pinkie sense," she replied.

"I dunno," he replied, "Probably all back at the Buckster Building all nice and cozy..."

"What?" called a nearby mare, "You can't get by for one day without us?!"

"Oh my..."

They looked over to see that the Invisible Mare and the Equine Blaze had arrived on the scene.

"Hey, where's the Big Brain?!"

"I don't need the rubber band to show this monster who's boss!" replied Blaze.

"Oh... uh... well, I think he's... calibrating the building's new computer system... if that's alright..."

"Well it's time to BLAZE ON!!" called the Blaze as she became coated in intense flames.

"Oh, Blaze on!" said Pinkie, "That's catchy!"

"Hey!" she replied, "I can't help how awesome I am!"

"Yeah, and all kinds'a modest too."

"You don't have to be modest when you're awesome!"

The Invisible Mare projected her force field to make a bubble around the Big Thing to take a blow meant for him. She visibly grunted when she felt the feedback from the creature's attack.

"Since the monster came from underground, I think we can encourage it to go back there," observed Spider-Mare.

"Oh, I think I can persuade that thing to go home," replied Blaze as she shot flames into the monster's backside like a flamethrower.

The monster bellowed to show it's disapproval of the Blaze's tactics and kicked a large rock in her direction. The Invisible Mare blocked the rock with her force field making her wince once more.

"I have an idea," said Spider-Mare.

"This should be good..."

"Can you make a flaming wall around the monster?" she asked, "I think a wall of flames should discourage the monster from rampaging all around Canterlot."

"That's sounds so cool!" replied Blaze, "Let's give that a try!" She shot flames from her hooves forming a circular was of fire all around the monster, and the monster did seem to be inclined not to cross the barrier.

"Oh my..." observed the Invisible Mare as she looked up, "Those rainclouds are coming in fast..."

"Oh great," she muttered, "Why does it never rain when it's convenient for me?!"

A blue pegasus mare flew in apparently being pulled along by her magical hammer.

"When it is convenient for me mortal," she said.

"Who the hay are you?!"

"I am the champion of Celestia and the greatest warrior of Equestria," she replied, "Rainbow Thor Odindota!"

The clouds began to pour rain down all around them suppressing the Blaze's flaming construct.

"HEY! We're trying to keep that monster from rampaging over here!"

"Surely a matter that the scion of Asgard cannot handle herself."

"I thought Odin sent you here to learn some modesty," replied Spider-Mare.

"How do you know of that, mortal?!"

"Piiinkie Sennnse..."

"Sounds like gibberish to me too."

"Well the heavens shall end this matter more quickly than uncontrolled flames!" she called as lightning came from the clouds to blast the monster from more than one direction at the same time.

The monster realized it was badly outclassed and decided to retreat below the ground to escape further torment.

"Whee!" said Spider-Mare, "A win for the good ponies!"

"I hate rain," muttered the Blaze as she landed and let her flames go out.

"We should form an alliance of super heroes!"

"What da what now?"

"Nah, we got teammates already," said the Blaze.

"Well some more... friends... wouldn't hurt."

"I don't see myself working with Cupcake over here again," muttered the Big Thing as he started to walk away.

"That's the Spectacular Spider-Mare!!" she called after him, "or maybe the Invincible Spider-Mare? The Astounding Spider-Mare?"

"Whatever."

"The day shall not come when Rainbow Thor needs the help of mortals," she replied as she flew back towards Celestia's Palace. She hoped that Celestia would be pleased with what she had done that day.

"Oh, I'm sure they'll all come together when there's a threat big enough they can't handle on their own," replied Spider-Mare.

Hey! No spoilers Pinkie!

"Hello! It's called foreshadowing!"

Who's writing this?

"I like to think of this as a collab."

Oh just great.

"Besides, you haven't mentioned the mysterious cameo yet."

DO YOU MIND?!

"Nope."

Meanwhile, a mysterious pony looked down from an apartment rooftop down the street. With all of his swords, guns and bombs, he surely could have done something to help. He also seemed to be covered in black and red as much as Pinkie Pie was covered in her Spider-Mare costume.

"Hey," he replied as he looked aside, "I'm a mercenary. Not a charity case. That's not the way of Ch..."

HEY HEY HEY!! What part of mysterious pony don't you get?!

"Fine," he muttered, "but I better get a good video game deal out of this."

Hey! I'm just a writer of fanfiction here. I don't know anyone connected to the gaming industry.

"Well I'm sure some business will turn up real soon."

"If you're going to be my rival," said Pinkie as she poked her head in from the side, "It should be soon."

PINKIE!!!

"So we'll see who breaks the fourth wall better," said the mystery pony as he glared at the Spider-Mare.

"Among other things," she replied.

And thus does this chapter mercifully end...