Marvel Mares

by neorenamon

Meanwhile, down a dark scary alley...

The Royal Canterlot Seneschal made her way deeper into the alley wondering what the hay she was doing there at all. It certainly was befitting her status to be going into a crime ridden area of Canterlot no matter what Princess Cadance felt she needed. A dark alley surely wasn't the place one would go for the kind of services the Princess was looking for. A tall statuesque unicorn like her with her ivory hide, lavender mane and tail swirling along with her movements seemed totally out of place here.

At any moment, she felt like she could have been mugged or jumped by some monster from the shadows. It wasn't like there was a lack of hiding places. The scurrying rats alone were making her terrified. The night seemed to be alive with eyes looking at her from every direction...

"Oh come on," said Pinkie cheerfully, "It's not really all that bad!"

Do you mind? I'm trying to make some suspense over here!

"You make this sound like Slime Alley or something."

No, that's three streets north of here by the really fancy movie theatre. That way, rich people's parents can get killed for no reason because who doesn't think it's totally safe to just take a short cut through...

"I think we're getting a little off topic."

Okay fine. I blame you.

"Me?!"

You keep distracting me with this... banter.

"Bruce Banter?!" she asked as she looked about, "Where?!"

No... that's not what... oh nevermind!

"This better not be some kind of joke!" called the Seneschal, "I'm a very important pony and I don't have time for this!"

There was only the sound of scurrying rats in reply.

"I mean it!" she snapped, "If I don't see somepony in 5 seconds or so, I'm leaving!"

Crickets chirping. (cough) Pinkie? I think you're missing your cue... (cough)

"Oh who's ruining the suspense now?"

The Seneschal turned and began to leave... She's leaving Pinkie.

"Hold up there friend!" called a mare's voice from above.

"What?!" she asked as she looked around, "Show yourself at once!"

"Somepony wanted the best baker in all of Canterlot," replied the voice, "and here I am."

"Why is a baker taking orders in a dark alley?!"

"Wait," asked Pinkie, "Why am I taking orders in a dark alley?"

Because you don't want to be associated with the bakery as the Spider-Mare yet and you can't take orders from your Aunt's basement. Now can we get back to the scene?

"Okie doki loki!"

(sigh) Why can't I get characters who know how to act?

"Because I have enemies," replied the Spider-Mare as she crawled down the wall, "Powerful enemies who would like nothing more than to crush my dreams like a bug... and I don't want anyone to know I'm living in the basement of my Aunt and Uncle."

"Oh..." she replied, "I... guess that makes sense."

"I understand you have a large order from the Princess?"

"Why yes... Yes I do," she replied as she looked up, "But how can you bake such an order without..."

"Look bub," she replied, "I'm the best at what I do. What I do isn't pretty."

"You bake," she answered back, "How's that not pretty?"

"Funny. They've never had a comeback to that one before..."

"Are you serious?" sniffed the Seneschal.

"I won the Equestria National Baking Competition, didn't I?"

"Yes you did. I heard the cake you made was rather impressive."

"Allrightythen. Tell me what you want, where you want it and when it has to be there."

"Very well," she sniffed as she used her magic to pull a scroll from her mane, "This list details everything she wants in her seven layer wedding cake as well as the three secondary five layer wedding cakes that are supposed to go along with it."

The Spider-Mare came down to take the scroll from her hoof. She paused to read the list.

"Special flavoring agent?" she asked, "Where do I get that from?"

"If you accept the job, I'll give it to you right now," she replied, "It's supposed to be Princess Celestia's favorite... accent. Be sure to add it to ALL of the cakes."

She glanced at the list again before she replied, "For this amount of bits, I'm sure every cake will be perfect."

A bottle floated out from her mane as she sighed, "Great. Can I leave now?"

"I've got nothing else to say," she replied.

"Fine," she sniffed as she turned about, "But seriously you'd do much better in a legitimate bakery shop. This dark alley stuff just isn't going to last."

"Yeah, because the banks are just dying to give loans to masked bakers," she sighed as she crawled back up the wall.

"I guess so," she replied quietly as she all but sprinted out the alley.

"By the way, I didn't catch your name," called Spider-Mare.

"If you must know, it's Sassy."

Overhead, another mysterious pony was watching the proceeding with interest. "Another party that needs crashing," he said softly, "Another party that needs a real planner."

Duh-duh-dunnn...

Later in Princess Celestia's bedchambers...

"Oh you make me feel so good," moaned Celestia as she thrashed her head from side to side. She lay on her back in her extra large Royal Bed under her covers as a large mass moved about under the sheets on the lower half of the bed.

Fortunately, the curtains about the bed were closed and enchanted to keep noise levels down from inside. Otherwise the Guards surely would have heard the way Celestia was moaning, groaning and carrying on so. She was so worked up that her wings were all but frozen in the extended position.

"Right there!" she moaned as she leaned her head back and arched her spine making her barrel rise, "But deeper! Harder! Faster! Yes, yes, yes!"

She marvelled at how obedient her new servant was. How eager she was to obey the every whim of a Princess. At first, she thought it was just to take her punishment stoically, but now things felt... different. Perhaps she really was trying to be more than just friends with her. All of that didn't seem to matter as much as the Princess' heavy panting and moaning.

"Oh I can't take much more of this!" she moaned.

She looked down at the lump at the back of the bed and wondered if somepony else wasn't having a raging wingboner of their own. Somepony was surely enjoying what they were doing.

"Please," she begged, "Don't make me wait for this! It's torture I tell you!"

The mass pushed closer to the front of the bed making the bulge rise higher.

"That's it!!!" she moaned, "I'm... I'm... AHHH!!!"

She shivered as she climaxed hard. Moments passed before she could come down from her shuddering orgasm. Then the mass pushed forward again to the edge of the bed sheets.

"Oh yes..." she panted at last, "I love you so much..."

"We love you too, big sister!" sneered Nightmare Moon as she poked her head out from under the covers. Her green cat-like eyes seemed to drill their way into Celestia's brain with their piercing gaze.

Celestia awoke screaming. She was spooning Rainbow Thor who was now quite awake.

"What is it, mare-lady?!" asked Rainbow Thor as she turned her head back.

"It's nothing," she blurt out, "Nothing to worry about!"

"Surely a dream so troubling is not 'nothing to worry about'," she replied, "You need proper sleep if you want to be your best at this wedding. Perhaps a sleeping potion..."

"Well if you wish to help me sleep, there is something you can do," she said as she began whispering something in Rainbow Thor's ear. A moment passed as RD's cheeks turned bright red.

"That... will help you sleep?!" she asked awkwardly.

"If you don't want to..."

"No no no!" she replied, "I... shall do my best... but I warn you I've never done anything like this before..."

"Just do as I say," answered the Princess, "and you'll do just fine."

RD reversed herself as she crawled under the sheets.

"Ah it's good to be a Princess," sighed Celestia as she watched the mass moving towards the back half of the bed.