Fire and Lightning (A Crazy Love Story)

by Monie Le Brony

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Romance, Soarin, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Trenderhoof, Rarity, Sex, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1743

Spike falls in love with a beautiful girl. Who it is will surprise you.

THIS STORY IS SOMEWHAT TAKING CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS FROM MY 1ST MLP FANFIC, "MLP: MY LITTLE HUMAN" (read this for terms used in this story). :twilightsmile:

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Heartbreak. More and more heartbreak. Dammit, Rarity! Why won't you love me right?!

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Spike thought his relationship with Rarity was going well. Suddenly, Rarity betrayed him. He confides in one of Rarity's closest friends, only to fall in love with her...

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Ships: Sparity, CheesiePie, SoarinDash, Flashlight (get over yourselves, haters), FlutterMac, and BarneyJack (My OC, Barn Keeper, and Applejack).

Created: 7-22-15/10:47-11:01am, 11:12am
Edited: 7-22-15/3:38-40pm, 9:43-47pm

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Also (7-24-15/2:08-10pm): If you're a :raritywink: fan, you need to take a chill pill. :twilightsmile:

Published 2015-07-24 23:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-08 19:03:01 UTC

Prologue: Betrayal!/Venting

||3rd Person||

{Saturday, May 27, 2020/2:33pm, The Sparity Residence, Ponyville, Equestria}

"Mmm!," Rarity said in a flirty tone, "Trendie, darling, slow down!"

Rarity was quite happy that she finally got Trenderhoof to notice her and instead of Applejack, the rough-and-tumble, tomboyish cowgirl she grew up with. Unfortunately, it wasn't until after she'd dated, married, and moved in with Spike. Her quite fabulous, curve-hugging dresses (and her other tight clothing items) had begun to catch Trend's attention; he was, after all, a heterosexual male. Even if she wasn't as developed as, say, the more full-figured, curvaceous Pinkie Pie, or Rainbow Dash, who got her looks, bust, and bum from her mixed-race parents, and had a more athletic figure, Rarity was still a sight to behold. Her hair consisted of rib cage-length, violet, shiny curls that framed her face and bust. She had no bum, but her form-fitting clothing gave the illusion that she did. She had glossed lips. Perfectly manicured, glittery polish-covered fingernails. She was something. And that something was currently on her and her spouse's ivory couch, with its green and violet pillows, letting Trend run his hands all over her bare curves.

"Ah!," Rarity scream-moaned, reacting to Trend grinding on her lower region, his moans accompanying Rarity's.

And the betrayal continued. Despite her being married to Spike, she still let Trend touch her in places that only Spike should have been able to touch. Or maybe it's because Spike didn't do certain things during sex that made her cheat on him. Whatever the reason, it was too late to take back her actions. The deed was done. What she didn't know was that Spike was on his way home...

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~Meanwhile (As Rarity Was Cheating On Spike)~

{2:36pm, Daisy's Herb and Flower Shop, Ponyville, Equestria}

"Thank you, Daisy," Spike told the owner of Ponyville's most popular herb and flower shop, grinning, "I know Rarity'll love these."

"You're welcome!," Daisy replied with a smile, "Sparity is so cute!"

"T-thanks," Spike said, blushing from his face to his neck, which was partially covered by his lavender, crew neck, long-sleeved t-shirt, making visible the head of the dragon tattoo on the left side of his body (from his neck to his torso).

Spike was a quite attractive man, if the women in the shop did say so themselves! The women giggled like schoolgirls as he exited the shop, excited about giving his wife the beautiful red roses he'd just purchased. It was a cute, "I love you" gift! Just because. If only he knew exactly what his wife was doing as he bought her flowers...

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[Time Passes]

Trying To Tell The Main 6

{7:55pm, The Throne Room, Twilight's Castle, Ponyville, Equestria}

Spike wished he could have spoken to the rest of the Main 6 sooner, it was quite urgent, but Applejack wasn't done working on her farm until sunset; Fluttershy had been working all day at her new animal shelter, so, like A.J., she wasn't finished with work until sundown; the forever-sleepy Rainbow Dash curled up on a cloud near her bedroom's balcony for a nap, but she slept longer than she wanted to (4 hours, 4-7pm, to be exact); and Pinkie Pie's situation was similar to Applejack and Fluttershy's. Twilight Sparkle, however, was just reading a book in her castle bedroom while her husband, Flash Sentry, watched a movie on their bedroom TV.

After sobbing for a few hours, he packed a few boxes with his belongings and drove to Twilight's castle, reminding himself to get those boxes inside later. He then asked Twilight to gather the rest of the Main 6, minus Rarity, around so that he could tell them all his bad news. That he and Rarity were done because she had been unfaithful.

Applejack sat on her throne, displaying her usual, too-cool-for-you demeanor, similar to Rainbow Dash's. Speaking of Rainbow Dash, she was teasing Twilight by waving her plate of chicken quesadillas in her face, laughing as Twilight cringed. Spike couldn't help but to laugh with Rainbow, despite the sadness he felt when he looked at Rarity's empty throne. Fluttershy giggled at Rainbow's teasing, but Applejack was trying to get her to leave Twilight alone. Pinkie Pie was laughing hard because, if there was one thing Pinkie did the most, it was laughing. At anything. Suddenly, Spike belched green fire, from which a scroll materialized. He ran his left hand through his grass-green Mohawk as Twilight levitated the scroll in front of her face with her magic. Twilight suddenly jumped up from her throne, an alarmed expression on her face.

"Girls!," Twilight said to the present members of the Main 6 in alarm.

"Yeah?," the Main 6 girls replied in unison, donning matching confused expressions.

"Celestia needs us in Canterlot at once!," Twilight said.

"Wait!," Spike yelled to them as they bolted from their thrones, "I need to talk to you guys!"

"Duty calls, Spike!," Twilight says with a hint of impatience, "We have to get Rarity and travel to Canterlot A-S-A-P!"

Spike wanted to protest, but he didn't feel like arguing. He just let them leave and went to his car to gather his boxes. After placing said boxes in his old room, he laid down and rested for the night.

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[Time Passes]

||Spike's POV||

Confiding and Venting

{Saturday, May 30, 2020/1:20pm, Outside, Ponyville, Equestria}

I decided not to vent to the Main 6 about Rarity's infidelity. They were in Canterlot so long that I just... gave up. I was a bit offended that Twilight wasn't shocked that I was moving back into her castle. Granted, Rarity and I always had marital issues and I ran away from them and escaped to my old castle room, but still. This time I'm not going back home to Rarity. We're done. As I walk through Ponyville to get some fresh air, something catches my eye: A certain, rainbow-haired woman lying on her belly on a cloud, her left leg hanging off of it and swinging freely as she writes, or whatever she's doing, with her... pencil? I have to get closer to see. I may drive a car, but before I graduated from Canterlot High (senior year), I got my "Big Boy Wings", the unfortunate name my adopted mother, Twilight Velvet, gave my new wings. I use said wings to fly up to Rainbow Dash.

"Hey, Dash," I say to her, sitting on the cloud next to hers.

She jumps a bit in fright. I feel like I made a mistake until something distracts me: Dash's figure. I know what you're thinking: Rainbow Dash has a figure worth staring at? Well, yeah. And a damn sexy one, too. Even though I just ended my marriage to Rarity, I'm letting my hidden attraction to Dash take over. Yeah, you heard right. I find RD to be attractive. The Main 6 are all pretty, but some of the girls, like RD, Rarity, Pinkie, and Applejack, are waaay more interesting, and one of them's my sister... O.O

"When you're done staring at my ass like it's candy," Dash says angrily, sitting up straight, "Tell me why you're up here. This is my 'Me Time'."

Her pretty, cyan wings, with their rainbow gradient feathers on the insides of them, give an angry flutter. My face is probably as red as the red strands of Dash's hair. Now what? Her image of me is now "Pervy Asshole". I then realize one fact: Dash is the one the other members of the Main 6 call when they need someone loyal enough to just listen... No matter how bored she gets. She'll just stay with you 'til you're finished talking. Granted, her reactions were always a mixed bag; she'll either listen and say something hella insightful and surprisingly smart, or she'll laugh her ass off and tease you for a while. Sometimes both (the latter being her 1st reaction). Then it hit me: I can tell her about what Rarity did. Even though Dash was prone to extreme reactions as well, she is there when no one else is. Another reason I find her attractive and intriguing.

"I came up here to talk to you," I tell her.

However, that's only half-true. As you know, the original reason I flew up here was to see what she was doing.

"Why me?," Dash asks, her violet, left eyebrow raised in confusion, "You haven't said anything to me in days."

"But you've been gone," I say playfully with a roll of my eyes and a smile, "In Canterlot. Remember, genius?"

"They invented cell phones, asshole," Dash counters with a laugh, continuing our usual, playful banter, "Use one. They're fun."

"Are they, now?," I ask jokingly, "And where can I get one of these 'Cell Phones' you speak of?"

"Come on, be serious, Spike," Dash says to me, her pretty smile gone, "Now why didn't you call? We've been friends since high school."

"I haven't been happy this week, Dash," I say sadly, staring at my white flannel, which has a bright green, plaid print on it.

"Why?," Dash asks, obviously concerned, "Does it have anything to do with Rarity? She's been kinda... off, lately."

"Really, now?," I ask angrily, "Did she give you some clue as to why?!"

"Umm...," Dash replies, her voice a bit quiet, "No."

"Sorry, Dash," I say with a sigh, realizing I kinda frightened her, "It's just that..."

"What?," Dash asks, scooting closer to me, which makes me blush.

"She...," I begin nervously, making Dash cock her head to her left a bit.

"Yes?," she asks.

"SHE CHEATED ON ME!," I blurt out, making Dash gasp, "She fucking cheated on me."

I begin to sob, so Dash crawls over to me and hugs me. She just sits with me and lets me sob into her right shoulder. Her left hand rubs my back as her right hand pats the back of my head. Since when was she this sensitive? Just kidding. I rarely see this side of her. When I do, though, I love it. But I feel like messing with her.

"Since when did you become so mushy?," I ask with a smirk.

"Fuck you," Dash fires back, laughing.

Her sexy figure is tempting me to ask, "When and where?", but she's gonna smack me if I do. Then again, after just catching some guy laying on top of my wife, a famous guy, mind you, it would be very inappropriate.

Chapter 1: A Sexy Dream

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