The Math Chest.

by Skyrimkillereh

Chapters

Scarlet x Skype chat (Lol)
Myrador... I ship it.
MyRainbowDash's AWESOME!!!- Backstory
%i Where the actual story begins. %
Realizations (Not an actual story)
The Math Chest
The Short Story between Tryans and the Dark Council

Scarlet x Skype chat (Lol)

Yet another parody, of Skype chats. I pray to the almighty Skype Gods

for giving me the power of this Skype chat.

On a dark and stormy night (Not really) a person named Bob Doe and Scarlet willow, had fun.

"I bet you didn't know, I was a girl all along." Said Scarlet Willow

"Really?" Said Bob Doe

"Yeah :/" Said Scarlet being not surprised

"Oh, well then. How about you bend over for me bb?" Said a now totally aroused Bob doe

"Of course, bb!" Said Scarlet willow

This never actually happened, just the first three lines but here is something that was said

AND I

[10:34:31 PM] Bob Doe: WILL ALWAYS

[10:34:35 PM] Scarlet Willow: suck balls

Myrador... I ship it.

Let's start with some backstory, because I don't care how terrible my stories are, they aren't meant to be taken seriously.

So, the main character are MyRainbowDash, and Dashador.

So once upon a time, there was this witch, named, GenericWitchName.

GenericWitchName saw Dashador, as he was in the Star Wars universe, he was a sith, therefore everyone thought he was evil,

and because Dashador was a Sith Lord, so GenericWitchName thought it'd be a good idea to attack the High ranks, via carefully

disguising as an Imperial Intelligence member, Dashador, managed to react quickly, using his Force sense, but by the time he managed to react, GenericWitchName had already started the curse, sure, the witch was killed, but, the curse wouldn't stop. It kept progressing,

as time went on many of the Sith Lords were becoming confused by Dashador, "Is she-- he, becoming a female? So far Dashador has been locking himself away in his chambers..Is he up to something..?" thought many Sith, a month passed, and by the time a Sith Lord wanted to murder him; He was gone, without a trace.

MyRainbowDash's AWESOME!!!- Backstory

Now! Onto MyRainbowDash's AWESOME BACKSTORY!!! (I lied, it isn't awesome, it's quite silly)

So far, MyRainbowDash has been demolishing Flying records left and right, to the point of being all of Equestria's fastest flier.

With countless awards won, and records destroyed, Rainbow Dash has been wondering, "What's next? I want a challenge! I want to push myself further than ever before!" eventually, some unicorns came to her claiming they had magic to enhance pegasi to fly faster than her, but it has never prevailed against her, many Pegasi and Unicorns alike have become far Jealous of her records, so many Unicorns go together, to charge their power to temporarily open up a rift, to a new Dimension, as one expects, it takes quite a lot of energy, and it's experimental, but they told Rainbow Dash one thing she couldn't resist- A chance for a greater challenge, things even she fails at. With such a promise, Rainbow Dash didn't hesitate to say, "Open the portal, let's do this!" To which the group of Unicorns smirked, knowing this would get rid of her, they opened the portal, taking much energy, but Rainbow Dash did what she does best- to dash. And she went through the portal.. To a new Galaxy, a new Dimension, a new everything... And thus is the story of MyRainbowDash.

%i Where the actual story begins. %

Now, that we all actually know the backstory of the Pony Rainbow Dash, and the Sith Lord Dashador, we can finally start the story also, Dashador is Futanari, because of a huge plothole that will occur later, it's k.

"Ungh... Where am I?" Says Rainbow Dash, drowsily waking up in some alleyway on Dromund Kaas.

Rainbow Dash looks around, taking in these weird items.

"What.. Is all this stuff?" Rainbow Dash says in awe, as something quick flashes by the alleyway (IT was a speeder.)

Rainbow Dash gets up, and flies into the streets, with a mixture of shock and awe.

Realizations (Not an actual story)

You know, as I age, I feel more and more free. When I went to Super Speedy Cider Con, I did anything I wanted. (pretty much) I went to town Square, I got to meet some good friends, and I felt free. Because there was nothing restricting me from doing what I wanted to do. It was amazing to be able to actually be with a friend and just go to the Subway and have a good meal and chat. Because you know how we're so connected with the internet, Skype works good, connections can be made, it just isn't as enjoyable as meeting someone in person.

The Math Chest

Chapter One: The Math Chest

Characters: Sapphire Elysium(Female), and Thunderblitz Razorwing. (Male)

-The final bell of the day rings-

"You're all dismissed" Says Sapphire Elysium in a happy tone. While she is at the door handing out slips of paper about the soon to come

Prom.

"Except for you, Thunderblitz Razorwing" She says as she taps Thunderblitz Razorwing on the shoulder

"What? I'm not in trouble am I?!" Says Thunderblitz in a worried tone

"No, I just need to see you after class about some things." Says Sapphire Elysium in a reassuring tone.

"Oh.. Sure thing" Says Thunderblitz, still being worried.

-Everyone else leaves, annoyed from Sapphire Elysium's long Lecture on Astrophysics-

"So Thunderblitz; I am sure you already know from your last card that you are failing miserably

in the subject of Math."

"Mmhm..."

"Well, I need you to come to the Everfree forest tomorrow at 6:00PM. As I need to test some things;

And this will count as extra credit, and this might perhaps be enough to pass you for this year."

"Oh, sure! I cannot think you enough I was beginning to worry about this."

"Certainly.." Says Sapphire in a very happy accent

The Short Story between Tryans and the Dark Council

For many years, there have been the Dark Council. Power hungry... Doing whatever possible

to stay in a powerful position above all the underlings.

Once, there was a Vaktovian- Warmystro2. He decided he wanted to be a duelist in the Sith. So as time passed,

more and more he'd start to Kaggath all the lesser Sith, each time he did, he grew more and more powerful.

After a while, he decided to Kaggath the higher-ups; Specifically the Head Dreadmaster, like all his other battles-

he won. Now with his new rank, title, and power. He decides he wants to train the Sith.

As days become weeks, he slowly finds that the Dark Council have been abusing their power, taking advantage

of their prestigious rank. The Head Dreadmaster, watching this had realized, it was unjust, and unfair. So he

started a war, that will end in blood. He decided to take a stand, as head of the Resistance against the tyrannous

Dark Council. Eventually, as more time went on, people have realized; This can't just be a cold war. Sides ended

up being taken. Now, all of TSE Shall be split between the Dreadmasters, and the Dark Council. Thus sets the story

for what is currently going on.

Many months Later

"Greetings, Dark Council.." Says Tyrans, in a solemn tone

An army is standing behind Tyrans, being compiled of Mercenaries and resistance supporters.

"What a pathetic army you have, Tyrans, you have disappointed us." Says Rydar, head of the Dark Council.

"Just look at our army of trained sith! How is there anyway you think you could possibly defeat us?!" Says Rydar, as he turns to show

his army of trained Sith, and advanced equipment

"Do you want to test your words, Rydar?" Says Tyrans

Tyrans eyes glow purple, "But I've brought some friends, Rydar!" As an army of Vaktovians launch their attack.

"?!?!?! What is the meaning of this?!" Rydar backs up, taking out his lightsaber, signaling every other sith to do the same