A Night With: Pinkie Pie

by Dustchu

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Parties are fun, they always have been since the beginning of time when Maximes Von Partythrower invented them… or was it Pinkie Pie? Anywho, not the point. Lee, Ponyville's resident human and friends of the Elements of Harmony, and the human that mares know as Magic Fingers. (Copyright Lyra Heartstrings) is going to spend some time with one of his friends!

He's going to spend some time with his his best friend Pinkie Pie.
Oh the hilarity!

Image by: SpenceTheNewbie
Written by: Dustchu
All characters belong to their respective owners.
I only own my characters who will be listed at the end of the story.

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LET'S PARTY YOU MOTHERBUCKERS!

LET'S PARTY YOU MOTHERBUCKERS!
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A Night With: Pinkie Pie

LET'S PARTY YOU MOTHERBUCKERS!

Quick Note: Best Chapter Name Ever

"PARTY!"

"Um... Pinkie?"

"PARTAY~"

"Balloonbutt?"

"PARINVADKUHjfisdiugng!"

"... I will not even try to decipher what that even means you fourth wall breaking weirdo."

Ahh, just another day in Ponyville... lovely lovely Ponyville...

I'm bored.

"LET'S PARTY LEE!" Pinkie cried, jumping onto my back and latching onto my like a Leech, except instead of sucking away my lifeforce, she was infected me with grins... lots of grins...

You evil fiend~ I could only sigh as I carried her on my back. Oh the Irony of this entire situation is astounding I never thought I'd find a pony riding me...

Okay, don't go there, she's riding on my back you sick pervs, gah!

"Oi oi oi oi oi, I know parties are fun and all but sometimes you just need to calm down an-" I was shut up when Pinkie Pie shoved a cupcake into my mouth, effectively silencing me...

Curse you pink demon.

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A Night With: Pinkie Pie

Written by: Dustchu.

MLP:FIM belongs to Hasbro and Lauren Faust.

I own only my OC's and certain elements.

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Oh the life and times of Lee... wait, that's me, hehe.

Living life in Ponyville, what can I say? It has that... homey appeal to it, it's welcoming to any who travel here and it has a nice, well... smell to it. Yeah, weird right? I'm talking about how a town smells, live in New York for two years and you'll understand. Ponyville, it was a nice place, good people, nice food and awesome weather. It was hard to imagine that not too long ago that I thought this world didn't exist, hehehe, its awesome that I'm here, I love it!

I... well... how I ended up here is actually a pretty funny story... and by that I mean horrifyingly stupid.