Wartime, Pt. 1
The Enemy Fucking Frogfoot.
Previous ChapterNext ChapterSomewhere, in Russia.....
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, fucking russian taco bell!
A random Russian pilot farted twords a random Frogfoot.
Again with the taco bell magic.....and vodka.
Back in equestria........
"Holy shit! Were am I?" Fogfoot was in equestria for 3 days..Still oblivious to we're he's at.
"I must be dreaming again, but do I see ponies?" He was near ponyville.
"Hehehe, I am dreaming a good dream! I get to kill my most hated animal" Frogfoot hated ponies, no matter the reason.
He started to advance towards the town. Ponies stared at him thinking it was Warthog.
"Is that Warthog!?"
"It doesn't look like him, almost."
"Wait, what's he doing!?"
Frogfoot was starting to spin HIS 30mm cannon and -
BRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!
He killed 3 ponies in a matter of seconds.
"He's killing ponies! Everypony run!"
Twilight's POV..
Twilight was busy trying to get the image of Bluebloods splatterd organs against the white wall, when spike ran in.
"TWILIGHT! THERE IS A MONSTER ATTACKING PONYVILLE AND KILLING PONIES! And it looks like Warthog to, but, more triangular shaped!"
"Were is it Spike?" Twilight asked.
"Its-
BRRRRRRRT! "COME BACK LITTLE PONIES! I WANT TO PLAY!"
It definitely wasent Warthog.
Twilight ran outside her castle to see, indeed, a trianguler version of Warthog, but it sounds different. Like it was from Stalliongrad.
"MY NAME IS FROGFOOT, AND YOU WILL ALL DIE BEFORE ME, MUHAHAHAHAH!"
Its called Frogfoot? Well still looked intimidating.
As Twilight looked at the creature in utter shock. Spike was writing a letter to the other princesses, yes and Shinning Armour.
15 minutes later in Twilight's castle...with everypony cowering for there lives.....
"Get out here little ponies! I still want to play!"
Twilight, the princesses, some other ponies that were still alive, the rest of the original elements, and Spike. They we're trying to figure out how to defeat Frogfoot. They came up with many ideas but resulting in death or heavy failure.
"Well, I have no other ideas. I guess we need to wait it out for a bit. See if he stops." Luna said.
"Could we just use the combination of all of our powers on me again, like what we did for Tyrek?" Twilight asked.
"We could, we have no other choice." Celestia admitted.
"Well, I have no other ideas, let's do it. Are you sure you want to do this Twilight?" Cadanc asked Twilight.
"I'm positive! We have no other choice."
All the princesses nodded in agreement, and stood up from the ground. Twilight was in the middle of the trio and was ready to unleash hell itself. The princesses did the ritual and streams of pure magic flowed from there horns. Twilight was being filled again with pure, delicious, magic.
She stood before the princesses powerful.
"Elements! Follow me! Everypony else, stay here!" Twilight was ready to face the evil Frogfoot.
They made it outside and Frogfoot was hovering, like Warthog. He faced the six.
"Well, well, well! My next victims! Go ahead take your best shot!"
Twilight didn't hesitate and was charging up her horn, the other five closed there eyes and was chaniling pure friendship magic.
She fired pure harmony magic as a single, powerful beam. She was being forced back to the castle because of the absolute force she was exerting. The beam was so bright, it overtook the sun.
She settled, and looked to see Frogfoot, unaffected.
"Bwahahahaha! Thats all you got!? I didn't fell jack-shit! Hahahahaha!" Frogfoot was laughing uncontrollably.
"Impossible........how?" Twilight asked exhausted.
"Hahahahaha! I have no sense of friendship!"
Frogfoot was warming up his cannon when a distent voice yelled at Frogfoot.
"But I have a sense of friendship Frogfoot!"
"Warthog...." Frogfoot growled
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