Trenderhoof has learned a lot since beginning work at Sweet Apple Acres. The different kinds of apples, making cider, cooking and cleaning. Oh, and that large, masculine stallions are even more appealing than their little sisters.

Intimidated by Big Mac and uncertain how to approach him, Trenderhoof agonizes over it until he receives help from an unlikely source.

After all, a nigh-omnipotent creature of chaos can do a good deed every now and then, can't he? Especially when it involves some rather creative shapeshifting and a chance to break in a virgin.

Pre-readers: Bad_Seed_72 and Evil Betty

Written for the Saddle Up 2 art pack.