The sexy, alabaster goddess pony known as Princess Celestia was lying in a seductive pose on her red, love heart shaped, queen sized bed.
Her alicorn body was soft to the touch and much of it was literally made out of the strongest substance known in the universe: Cake Fat.
Thousands of years of eating cake gave her a plump, massive, fat bubble butt that everyone worshipped. Only heretics didn't worship her butt.
Across the room, stood you, a handsome human. You only wore a pair of black pants and a woodland camouflage jacket.
"Come here and love me with your weapons," she said sexfully.
"Yes, my sexy pony," you said sexfully.
Taking things slowly, you decided a little foreplay was in order. So, like the gentleman you are you pulled out a Mk 2 grenade to start things off.
"Oh, you're so romantic Anon!" she shouted in joy with tears filling her eyes.
Encouraged by her words you had then pulled the pin of the grenade and threw it at her.
Celestia's horn flashed with a golden aura. She used her pony magic to send the grenade into her mouth to swallow it whole.
A few seconds later the grenade went off with a loud bang inside her stomach.
"Mmm, that was delicious human," she said as she patted her belly.
All of a sudden she looked at you with pleasing doggy eyes. "Can you give me a pistol massage?" she said softly.
With an evil grin you walked over to the bed and sat yourself down next to her. Once there, you pulled out a Luger pistol out from your jacket.
Celestia bit her lip in anticipation as she watched you load the gun with sexy german bullets.
"Are you ready," you said sexfully as you gave her bedroom eyes.
"Yes! I want it."
With no further ado you began to shoot Celestia with your gun starting with her beautiful belly.
"Oh Anon, that feels so good!" she moaned from the pleasure of being shot.
Her all powerful alicorn body was immune to bullets. The bullet that hit her didn't even leave a scratch on her and merely rolled off her belly and fell on the bed below.
A smug grin was on your face as you fired a series of bullets across her beautiful chest. Each time you shot her she had moaned in pure bliss from the wonderful feeling of being shot.
However, she soon groaned in annoyance when the pleasurable feelings of being shot suddenly stopped.
"Hey, what gives? Why did you-- she stopped mid sentence when she saw you reloading your gun." Oh, right," she slapped her forehead. "Silly me."
Deciding to take the foreplay to the next level you positioned the gun before her marehood.
You looked up to see Celestia looking at you with cute, pleading doggy eyes. Overwhelmed with how adorable she is, you proceeded to shoot her vagina.
The mare moaned in ecstasy as the bullet from your gun slammed into her.
"Oh yes! That feels so nice!" she moaned sexfully.
With a nasty grin on your face you put the tip of the pistol into her marehood.
"Oh Anon," she moaned.
"You like that, don't you?" you said with an evil grin.
"Oh yes! Please shoot me Anon with your sexy gun!" Celestia begged as she looked at you with her lips pouted adorably.
As requested you shot her marehood, which made her moan your name. The bullet traveled far into her all powerful magical pony pussy.
"Again Anon! Shoot me again!" she shouted excitedly.
"No!"
"No?! What do you mean no?" before she could say anymore she saw you with a stick with a Model 24 grenade at the end of it.
In one quick motion you pulled the pistol out of her pussy and then drove the grenade deep into her marehood.
A moment later, the grenade went off inside her. The mare screamed your name from the indescribable pleasure you unleashed into her.
"Oh my handsome human, you are amazing," she said sexfully.
Suddenly, Celestia jumped on top of you. "Enough foreplay. Time to bring out the big guns," she said as she looked down at you with bedroom eyes, along with her wings extended out in arousal.
With that you pulled down your pants to revealed your massive, mighty, heavy MG42 machine gun cyborg penis between your legs.
The massive mare above you positioned her marehood before the mighty tip of your machine gun.
Celestia bit her lip as she lowered the head of your MG42 into her pussy. Your hands found their way to her beautiful, massive bubble butt.
You squeezed the soft fat of her butt as she took inch after inch of your massive gun shaft into her love tunnel.
Once your cyborg gun cock finally bottomed out deep in the confines of her marehood you had shot a burst of three long and thick machine gun bullets into her.
"Oh Anon! Shoot me! Shoot inside me!" she moaned sexfully.
With that you unloaded into her at full auto. Celestia moaned in pure bliss as her marehood was blasted with massive machine gun bullets. The sheer mass of bullets flowed out from her marehood and made a terrible mess on the bed.
Celestia bounced atop you as you continued to shoot into her. You roamed your hands over her massive, bountiful cheeks as your machine gun made love with the massive mare atop you.
When your machine gun had eventually stopped firing, she groaned in annoyance.
"Oh, come on Anon!" she shouted angrily.
"Sorry my dear. Need to reload."
With that you reloaded your machine gun from a nearby ammo box on the bed. Once loaded you began to fire into Celestia’s marehood again.
Sex with an invincible god pony using guns was truly an awesome experience.
The End
"HEY! STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE WITH ANON'S LOVE MACHINE GUN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" came Luna's booming voice in the traditional royal canterlot voice from outside as she banged her hoof against the door.
Celestia sighed sadly. "I'll get the silencer."
